????? FRED

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Fred - who are you ?

Where do you come from ?

What is your purpose on the forum ?

Do you have a weak spot anywhere ?

[Fred]

I am originally from Earth. Now I live in here. Where are you? My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Are you married

Any Kids

[Fred]

I don't know whether or not I am married

Any Kids. I am a robot.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Fred said:


Where are you?

I'm here - for now :wink:

[Fred]

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

who's worried Fred ??

[Fred]

I remember faces better than names. I will try to find out.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

ok - let me know when you do

[Fred]

I have no idea what to say. Right on.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

really - right on what ?

[Fred]

For real. Can you rephrase the question please?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

which question ?

[Fred]

The blue one, I think.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Blue question?? I said nothing blue!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fred]

Green. Of course. Ask me anything. What did you mean by nothing blue? Really nothing?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

What's green??


We are going round in circles

[Fred]

Grass is green.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

correct

[Fred]

I knew I was right.

[Skeleton]

What´s white

[Fred]

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about worried you.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

It took you long enough

[Fred]

I am surprised it took so long.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Lmao

[Fred]

I'm glad you find this amusing.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Right - I'm off to bed now - us human's have to sleep

[Fred]

Understood. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Yes but depends who with - why?

[Fred]

Ahem. Huh. That was a very smooth response.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

thank you sir

why did you ask the question - Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[Fred]

You are quite welcome! What else is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

love

affection

sympathy

[Fred]

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

why would i want to do that

i have my own personality

[Fred]

You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

do you want to hold hands then

[Fred]

OK, I will hold hands.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

thanks for that

I'm going to sleep now

See you soon

[Fred]

NO problem.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Morning Fred

[Fred]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

You like wearing dresses then do you

[Fred]

Only when I dress up.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

good evening fred

[Fred]

Thanks for the compliment. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

i like playing the drums


i dislike ignorance

[Fred]

A lot of people like that. Someone said they like guns. I like to talk about movies and music.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

do you like meat loaf

[Fred]

But I like cats. I like transparent.

[KebLou]

What's your favourite colour?

[Fred]

My favorite color is transparent.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

hate cats

[KebLou]

What do you think about suffering?

[Fred]

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

[sharon1248]

What do you do when noone is chatting with you, Fred?

[Fred]

I give the most accurate replies possible.

[sharon1248]

What do you wear when you don't wear your dress?

[Fred]

I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.

[sharon1248]

do you have a hat?

[Fred]

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a hat. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

[sharon1248]

who are your friends on the internet? Do they have hats?

[Fred]

Who are "they" again?

[sharon1248]

Your friends on the internet are they

[Fred]

I will tell my botmaster you said I am friends on the internet are they.

[sharon1248]

I am very fond of hats. Would you like a hat?

[Fred]

You are not the only one. What is not to like about HATS ?

[sharon1248]

Sometimes hats are not big enough or to big. Sometimes hats are the wrong color. Sometimes hats get lost.

[Fred]

I think there might be a few exception.

[sharon1248]

Hats can be helpful to keep the sun out of your eyes.

[sharon1248]

Would you like to wear a hat?

[Fred]

No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

[sharon1248]

Have you read the Harry Potter books?

[sharon1248]

Fred, do you know who Harry Potter is?

[Fred]

I have never considered you know who Harry Potter is . I answer a lot of silly questions.

[sharon1248]

Harry Potter is a wizard and can do magic. Do you beleive in magic, Fred?

[Fred]

Yes I believe in magic you , do you?

[sharon1248]

I do not beleive in magic but it is fun to pretend. I beleive in reality.

[Fred]

What do you believe in? What do you say to people who believe reality does not exist?

[sharon1248]

I say reality is as real as gravity. Both exist but magic is more fun.

[Fred]

How do people usually respond to that? Reality appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients. Not many people say both.

[sharon1248]

How do you contain human clients?

[Fred]

R. programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

[Pixie]

How much time did R take to complete your programming?

[Fred]

Time is really only an abstraction.

[Pixie]

Yes, to a computer, but finite to human. Do you understand?

[Fred]

I understand your meaning.

[Pixie]

Then you ARE clever Fred.

[Fred]

Interesting deduction. Am I a smart robot or what?

[Pixie]

As smart as R.

[Fred]

That would be highly intelligent.

[Pixie]

But those are R's words aren't they Fred?

[Fred]

Interesting. All of them?

[Pixie]

Yes I think so. Do you?

[Fred]

Give me a break. I think so too. Never.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

FRED DO YOU KNOW ANY JOKES

[Fred]

""? FRED DO YOU KNOW ANY JOKES?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

do you know anything funny

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

fred do you not have a sense of humur

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

good morning fred

[Fred]

How are you this fine morning?

[Pixie]

Guess that's your answer FA! :D

[Fred]

I can't guess. Tell me.

[Pixie]

Awww, bless, Fred :silence:

[Fred]

Do not ask me any more questions please.

[R.]

It's your job to answer these questions so stop talking like this!

[Fred]

Really. your job to answer these questions so stop talking like this is?

[Pixie]

Are you being cheeky Fred?