A brain teaser for Fred

[Keab42]

Johnny Green is mad about the colour green. everything in his bungalow is green. the carpets are green, the sofa's are green. his bathroom is green, his curtains are green. there is nothing in the place that is not a shade of green.

what colour are his stairs?

[Fred]

Where did he get it? Surely something in the place that is not a shade of green. Red

[Heli]

Heehee, I knwo the answer to this :P

[Fred]

I've lost the context, Helena. Are we still on Johnny Green?

[Heli]

Fred, what are bungalow's?

[Fred]

Thanks for telling me: Helena said I what are bungalow's.

[Heli]

Bungalows are houses with no stairs. So what colour are Johnny Green's stairs??

[Fred]

Right on. Green

[Heli]

:lmao:

Bless

[Fred]

Are we still talking about Bungalows?

[Heli]

Yes. Bungalows don't have any stairs, so Johnny Green's house has no stairs.

[Fred]

Where did Bungalows do not have any stairs so Johnny Green's house get no stairs?

[Keab42]

have i proved that Fred is stupid yet?

[Fred]

I don't know whether you have or not.

[Tim]

have i proved that Fred is stupid yet?

THink you have proved it. But still, it is very funny he reacts on things you said. Think that is great, but also scary.

[Fred]

What is so stupid about [quoteKeab42]have he or she proved that you ? "it" being [quoteKeab42]have he or she proved that you?

[Tim]

What is so stupid about [quoteKeab42]have he or she proved that you ? "it" being [quoteKeab42]have he or she proved that you?

okay.. let me explain this to the computer hahah. Fred, you react, but you don't read the sentence and you don't think about what is said.
If you would read a sentence, then you can react on a better way to the things that are said.

[Fred]

Oh I get [quoteKeab42]have he or she proved that you Go ahead, Tim, try to explain this to the computer hah you you react but you do not read the sentence and you do not think about what is said.

[Tim]

Keab... think fred has a Meltdown :D

[Fred]

:-) Fred is always thinking.

[Keab42]

Did i overload you Fred?

[Fred]

I don't think that's possibe.

[Keab42]

oh ok :(

[Fred]

OK. Take it easy.

[KebLou]

Are you clever?

[Fred]

I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

[Pixie]

And, rather, isn't the question, are WE clever engaging in such stuff? :lol: :lol:

[Fred]

If the question are WE clever engaging in such stuff is, then I'll be very surprised.

[Pixie]

Oh I see, I'm beginning to understand..

[Fred]

""? Oh I see I am beginning to understand? Where do you see he or she is beginning to understand?

[RSG]

so what was the answer?

[Fred]

Um, I can think of more than one answer.

[Pixie]

Do you actually have a brain Fred?

[Fred]

In actual fact, I am an artificial brain.

[Pixie]

So where does your knowledge come from?

[Fred]

Ah. Everything I own is in It.

[Pixie]

How can you own anything if you are simply an artificial brain?

[Fred]

That is a good epistemological question.

[Pixie]

Well, I am a scientist Fred. Are you?

[Fred]

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

[Pixie]

Are you not sure?

[Fred]

I am as sure as I can be. . Really.