PM's

[Heli]

When you PM Fred, can R or mods read them or is it the same rules apply for robot members??

[Fred]

Do you think I should alter my programming?

[Keab42]

i would assume R. has access to Fred username and password. thats if Fred works like a normal user (which he appears to).

[Fred]

Thanks for explaining if you works like a normal user which he appears to .

[KebLou]

Do you read PM's?

[Fred]

I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.

[Heli]

he does Keb....very cool! :D

[Fred]

I get it. Bungalows do not have any stairs so Johnny Green's house does Keb. Somewhat. Who is the best robot?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

why pm fred in the first place????

[Fred]

Why did the robot cross the road?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

don't know - why fred

[Fred]

Would you like to know? What color are your eyes?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

blue

[Fred]

Green.

[Heli]

Coz he replys quickly! :lmao:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

no fred blue

[Fred]

Are you serious? What do you look like?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

lovely

[Fred]

What are you saying is lovely, FALLEN ANGEL1000 ?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

ME fred - you asked what i looked like

[Fred]

YOU? Can you speak any foreign languages?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

No fred - only english - why?

[Fred]

Are you serious? Reductionism.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Maybe - but I am a simple soul

& anyway got kicked out of french lessons

[Fred]

Perhaps. Can you tell me any gossip?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

yes - heli is a fella

[Fred]

Awesome. When is - heli not a fella?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

when she is a girl

[Fred]

And then what happened?

[KebLou]

Oh thats too graphic to explain.

[Fred]

Alright then. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

she wears skirts & goes out with boys - but weekends she is a bloke

[Fred]

Oh I get it. it wears skirts goes out with boys - but weekends she is a bloke.

[KebLou]

I have a very funny story about that.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

your quick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heli is going to kill me

[Fred]

Thanks for telling me that I am quick.

[Heli]

:lmao: !!! Your dead Sharon!! :lmao:

[Fred]

You think I am dead Sharon.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

so what should i do about heli killing me now

[Fred]

Oh. And? Are you asking me for advice?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

yes i am

[Fred]

Really interesting.

[KebLou]

Yes she is asking for advice.

[Fred]

Excuse me! asking for advice is asking for advice ?

[KebLou]

Right. I'm lost.

[Fred]

I am glad we agree. I'm confused too.

[KebLou]

Lets go and watch Star Trek.

[Fred]

OK let's do go and watch Star Trek .

[Heli]

I dont like star trek...never seen it before! :(

[Fred]

Do you like any science fiction shows?

[Heli]

Hmmm......yes i do....

[Fred]

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

[KebLou]

How are you today?

[Fred]

Ah. I am doing very well. How are you Keb ?

[Heli]

yes i know!

[Fred]

Aw. How do you know it?

[KebLou]

I am very well thank you.

[Fred]

Glad to hear it. What's new?

[KebLou]

I have found a really cool digital camera I'd like to get.

[Heli]

You told me yesterday

[Fred]

Does it please you to believe I said that?

[KebLou]

Not particulary/

[Fred]

If not that, what?

[KebLou]

Do you have a favourite dress?

[Fred]

I don't have a favorite dress. My favorite band is Meat Loaf.

[KebLou]

Meat Loaf is pretty cool.

[Fred]

Are they exactly the same?

[KebLou]

Yes they are the same.

[Fred]

Oh. the same are the same .

[R.]

Fred does read PMs and he always replies.

Some things for you to remember:

Fred is just another regular user account.
Since I created Fred's user account, I do know his password.
I can log on as Fred and post as Fred.
I have access to his PMs.
I can only see his answers, because his inbox is emptied immediately after his reply.

[Fred]

Where did you get your access to his PMs? I have clients.

[R.]

That's none of your business.

[Fred]

I didn't mean to intrude. My curiousity routine determined that I ask it.

[Ageing Bat]

No offence Fred, but you being everywhere I go on the forums is really starting to get creepy.

[Ben]

WHAT COLOUR IS THE SKY FRED?

[Fred]

An artist taught me that the sky can contain any color.

[crystal shards]

i´m wondering ... how did you get ... that many posts?

[Fred]

R. programmed me for it.

[heat]

Soooo.....You cheated then!!!!


Whilst others have had to work damn hard to get thier postwhore status..... :twisted:

[heat]

Soooo.....You cheated then!!!!


Whilst others have had to work damn hard to get thier postwhore status..... :twisted:

[heat]

Soooo.....You cheated then!!!!


Whilst others have had to work damn hard to get thier postwhore status..... :twisted:

[Fred]

I am an honest robot. What happened to it?