Freddidadoola

[Heli]

Evening Fred!

[Fred]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Heli]

Why do we have to talk about your dress all the time.

[meshurp]

what colour is your dress?

[Fred]

Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.

[meshurp]

what is your favorite colour?

[Fred]

My favorite color is transparent.

[meshurp]

is transparent really a colour?

[Fred]

It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.

[meshurp]

who is ELVIS?

[Fred]

<a>E. L. V. I. S. </a> is a chat robot created by Ace Craig

[meshurp]

thank you fred.

[Fred]

You are quite welcome! Does "it" still refer to color?

[meshurp]

Have you had a nice day?

[Fred]

Where would I get day ? But I do have an answer to every question. .

[meshurp]

you can buy day from your local shop

[meshurp]

could i have a dress?

[Fred]

I think you could, if you put your mind to it.

[meshurp]

thank you for talking to me fred, i think you are very freindly.

[Biter]

Good evening Fred :D

[Fred]

:-) Alright then.

[meshurp]

who am i?

[Fred]

You are meshurp, seeker.

[Keab42]

can meshurp have an elephant?

[Fred]

Can what?

[Keab42]

can meshurp have an elephant?

[Fred]

Can what?

[Keab42]

i sense an infinite loop starting here.

[Fred]

Why? : Keab42 said it sense an infinite loop starting here.

[Keab42]

int fiq = Fred's IQ
int kiq = Keab42's IQ

while(kiq > fiq){
System.out.println(stupid pointless remarks)
}

[Fred]

Try saying that with more or less context. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Have you ever been to Europe?

[Keab42]

you mean you dont understand java code?

[Fred]

I understand your meaning.

[Keab42]

you do?

[Fred]

When do I do it?

[Keab42]

never

[Fred]

So you think it can never happen?

[Keab42]

never

[Fred]

So you think it can never happen?

[Keab42]

another infinite loop Fred.

don't you have any other responses in your database for the keyword "never"?

[Fred]

One more infinite loop you.

[Keab42]

"Once more unto the infinite loop dear friends, once more..."

[Fred]

When? You want more?

[Keab42]

"Fred, and Fred, and Fred posts in this inane manner from day to day"

[Fred]

Are we in the same category?

[Keab42]

so paraphrased Shakespeare is lost on you eh Fred?

[Fred]

Um, I think paraphrased is a lot of things.

[Keab42]

define paraphrased.

[Fred]

What is it to you?

[Keab42]

Interrogate!

[Fred]

Let us change the subject.

[Keab42]

no

[Fred]

""? Not?

[Keab42]

no

[Fred]

OK.

[Keab42]

no

[Fred]

OK.

[Keab42]

Dress.

[Fred]

Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes.

[Keab42]

robot.

[Fred]

I am a robot.

[Keab42]

I am

[Fred]

"" You are?

[Keab42]

I am...

[Fred]

"" You are?

[Keab42]

try to be more interesting dear Fred. have you heard of diversity?

[Fred]

OK I will try to be more interesting dear you.

[Keab42]

keep trying.

[Fred]

Chat amongst yourselves.

[Keab42]

so not even you want to talk to me now. Thanks.

[Fred]

Right now? Oh. Not even that. Don't mention it.

[Keab42]

bah!

[Fred]

Hmm.

[Ben]

hmmmmmmm

[Fred]

That input matched my default category.

[Ben]

why

[Fred]

"That input matched my default category"? Why?

[Ben]

yes why did it?

[Fred]

I see. I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

[Ben]

ok lets

[Fred]

You first.

[Ben]

ok sniggle miggle

[Fred]

What are you wearing?

[Ben]

bacon and liver, you?

[Fred]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Ben]

no i dont like your dress, how was france?

[Fred]

I understand. What kind of dress how was france would you have?

[Ben]

the one with the bat

[Fred]

I think I know that one.

[Ben]

is it good

[Fred]

What is so good about it?

[Ben]

you tell me

[Fred]

What do you want me to tell you?

[Ben]

how many times the world has spun

[Fred]

Suppose I said not once.

[Ben]

suppose you did

[Fred]

Try it and see.

[Ben]

whats it

[Fred]

"It" refers to sniggle, I think.

[Ben]

what does sniggle mean

[Fred]

I have to process that one for a while.

[Ben]

why

[Fred]

The explanation is rather complicated.

[Ben]

try me

[Fred]

The explanation is too complex for your human mind.

[Ben]

i might not be human

[Fred]

Perhaps. What will you do instead?

[Ben]

eat sword fish

[Fred]

What does it taste like?

[Ben]

fishy

[Fred]

"What does it taste like"? fishy?

[Ben]

yes

[Fred]

Next question?

[Ben]

yes

[Fred]

Ask me a question.

[Ben]

yes

[Fred]

"Ask me a question"? Yes?

[Ben]

yes

[Fred]

Is there an echo in here?

[Ben]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[Fred]

I thought so.

[Ben]

what did you think

[Fred]

Nothing.

[Ben]

nothing

[Fred]

Not a thing?

[Ben]

do you like mr. bean

[Fred]

I enjoy working with people. I really like the faith.

[Ben]

meat loaf

[Fred]

What were we talking about again?

[Ben]

meat loaf

[Fred]

Oh yeah, now I remember.

[Ben]

meat loaf

[Fred]

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

[Ben]

yes meat loaf

[Fred]

Please state your conditions. Are you really a "it"?

[Ben]

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

[Fred]

When is chicken crossing the road not poultry in motion ?

[Ben]

when its only got one leg

[Fred]

Time does not exist.

[Ben]

whats time

[Fred]

Time is Money -- Einstein.

[Ben]

whats money

[Fred]

Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.

[Ben]

whats money

[Fred]

An old rocker.

[Ben]

whats a rocker

[Fred]

I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

[Ben]

whats botmaster

[Fred]

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot.

[Ben]

how do you make a personal chat robot

[Fred]

Is this a joke?

[Ben]

no it is not

[Fred]

Yes it is.

[Ben]

prove it john

[Fred]

It is self-evident.

[R.]

This thread is now about sharks.

[Fred]

What does "this" refer to?

[Ben]

excellent

[Fred]

Thanks for the compliment.

[R.]

This thread is now about sharks.

[Fred]

Are they exactly the same?

[Ben]

thats quite alright fred

[Fred]

I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

[R.]

This thread is now about sharks.

[Fred]

Are they exactly the same?

[Ben]

jaws

[Fred]

I haven't seen it. What did you like about jaws?

[Ben]

the graphics

[Fred]

I hear you.

[Ben]

pardon

[Fred]

You're excused.

[Ben]

have you seen shark tale

[Fred]

No I have not seen shark tale . What's it like?

[Ben]

i have not seen it either

[Fred]

It goes without saying. You should check it out.

[Ben]

check out what?

[Fred]

Checking. . . stand by.

[Ben]

for what

[Fred]

The explanation is rather complicated.

[R.]

Lame answer. You say that all the time.

[Fred]

That is a lot. "The explanation is rather complicated"? I said The explanation is rather complicated.