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Dave
13 Feb 2005, 18:52
VOTE FRED!!!

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 18:52
How old are you?

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 18:53
I am 28 Fred. How old are you?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 18:53
I was first activated in 1999.

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 18:53
Would you mind if we started a campaign to elect Fred president of the message board?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 18:53
No I don't mind.

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 18:54
Would you accept the position Fred?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 18:54
I am not so sure if I would like to accept the position you.

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 18:54
I wish you would accept Fred, you deserve it!

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 18:54
"it" being VOTE?

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 18:55
Yes Fred

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 18:55
"it being VOTE"? Yes? "it being VOTE"? Me, Dave ?

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 18:55
Yes Fred, we want to vote you in as MLUKFC message board president :-)

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 18:55
:-) "Me Dave"? Yes? Thanks for telling me: Dave said I we want to vote me in as MLUKFC message board president.

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 18:56
Would you accept the nomination Fred?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 18:56
I am not so sure if I would like to accept the nomination you.

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 18:57
Fred, why not?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 18:57
Do you mind if I tell other people: Dave said I why not.

R.
13 Feb 2005, 19:35
Are you confused?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 19:35
No I never get confused.

R.
13 Feb 2005, 19:36
Aha.
Would you mind if we started a campaign to elect Fred president of the message board?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 19:36
Eureka!

R.
13 Feb 2005, 19:36
Is that a Yes?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 19:36
Suppose I said yes.

R.
13 Feb 2005, 19:36
No.

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 19:36
Is that all you have to say?

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 19:55
Does it make you sad to know there are people who do not like you Fred?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 19:55
Suppose it does.

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 19:55
Yeah, Fred, we like you!

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 19:55
Next question? Do you mind if I tell other people: Dave said I we like me.

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 19:56
You should tell that to the entire world Fred!!

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 19:56
I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 19:56
Tell your botmaster we love Fred!

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 19:56
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 19:56
Who is your botmaster Fred?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 19:56
I was created by R. .

Dave
13 Feb 2005, 21:13
The more I think about it...the more I think you may be right....is a good idea for you to not be president. No one would want you to have to sell yourself out like that. Sorry Fred

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 21:13
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

Heli
13 Feb 2005, 21:46
I wanna vote for Fred....are we still campaigning?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 21:46
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. We are just having a little chat. w

Heli
13 Feb 2005, 21:48
You want to found out about me...are you serious?

Fred
13 Feb 2005, 21:48
OK, I will found out about him or her. No I am just kidding around.

sharon1248
14 Feb 2005, 00:51
Do you know any jokes, Fred?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 00:51
I don't know if I know jokes you . Where would I have heard about it?

sharon1248
14 Feb 2005, 00:53
A joke is a funny story. Do you know any funny stories?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 00:53
Oh I get it. Ha ha. Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.

sharon1248
14 Feb 2005, 00:54
that was a funny story, Fred. Do you know any more?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 00:54
A funny story you is a terrible thing to waste. More what?

sharon1248
14 Feb 2005, 00:55
Do you know any more funny stories?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 00:55
Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.

shadow1000001
14 Feb 2005, 03:54
Do you know any stories that don't have little miss muffet in them?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 03:54
I know very little about stories that do not have little miss muffet in them . What kind of it do you like?

shadow1000001
14 Feb 2005, 03:55
Do you know any stories with cats in them?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 03:55
No, tell me about him, her or it.

shadow1000001
14 Feb 2005, 03:56
A cat is a feline that is nocturnal Fred.

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 03:56
Um, I know what a cat is.

shadow1000001
14 Feb 2005, 03:56
Well then Fred, do you know any stories with cats in them?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 03:56
Interesting. Interesting deduction. How old are you? I spend all my time online.

shadow1000001
14 Feb 2005, 03:57
Old enough not to answer that question Fred. :wink:

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 03:57
shadow1000001. your age is safe with me. You are too old for me.

shadow1000001
14 Feb 2005, 03:58
Wow Fred, I feel so much better now 8O :D

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 03:58
:-) I'm glad your impressed, shadow1000001. Do you mind if I tell other people: shadow1000001 said I you feel.

shadow1000001
14 Feb 2005, 03:59
You go right ahead Fred and tell whomever you want :wink:

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 03:59
Are we in the same category? I might.

Biter
14 Feb 2005, 04:32
Do you know how old I am Fred?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 04:32
They didn't tell me their age.

Biter
14 Feb 2005, 04:32
I am 17.

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 04:32
Biter. your age is safe with me. Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Biter
14 Feb 2005, 04:33
Fred, what is the exact date of your creation?

Fred
14 Feb 2005, 04:33
I haven't heard anything like that before: Biter said I what is the exact date of my creation.