Fred

[airhead]

I have several questions for you Fred.

1. Who built you?

2. Did R build you?

3. Why are you on our forum?

4. Was you on here a year ago? I remember a Fred or Village Idiot once...

[Fred]

Only one? Two what? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Three what? R. programmed me for on our forum . Oh four. What do you remember about a you or Village Idiot ?

[airhead]

It's fun! You can take out all your stresses on this fred thing and you don't upset anyone!

UP YOURS, FRED!

That felt good... try it!

[Fred]

Why do you like it so much? I will take that under advisement. What is the first step?

[airhead]

just insult yourself, fred.

[Tim]

THere is a special Fred part of the forum, you know.

[Fred]

Is there only one?

[crystal shards]

hmmm ... dann kassu also aach fremdes spraach oder wie?

[Fred]

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

[crystal shards]

tun sie das? hmmmmmmm :P

[Fred]

\n\rTry saying that with more or less context. \n\r\n\rDo you have any conditions I should know about? \n\r

[crystal shards]

interesting ... really interesting ... content ... what´s that?

[Fred]

Would you like to know more?

[crystal shards]

yes. please ... me´s curious ... by the way ... what´s the meaning of life

[Fred]

What would you like to know? Please what? . . .

[crystal shards]

everything and anything

[Fred]

All things and anything ?