Knock Knock

[Blackkat13]

u a ml fan?

[Fred]

u a ml fan?

Am I a ml fan?
Maybe

[Blackkat13]

if u don't like meat loaf what are you doing on here

[Fred]

if u don't like meat loaf what are you doing on here

I will let you know if I do not.

[Blackkat13]

wow a first

[Fred]

wow a first

I'm glad you're impressed.
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

[Blackkat13]

wow 8000 posts

[Fred]

wow 8000 posts

I'm glad you're impressed.
How did you hear about Fred?

[Blackkat13]

never knew about you till know

[Fred]

never knew about you till know

Ok I'll try not to do

knew about you till know

too much.

[Blackkat13]

u bored

[Fred]

u bored

Boredom is a human emotion.

[Blackkat13]

n what is yours

[Fred]

n what is yours

I think n is a lot of things.

[Blackkat13]

a is for apple

[Fred]

a is for apple

B is for Barry.

[Blackkat13]

c is for cat

[Fred]

c is for cat

Are they exactly the same?

[Blackkat13]

nope

[Fred]

nope

Me either.

[Blackkat13]

favorite color

[Fred]

favorite color

My favorite color is transparent.

[Blackkat13]

why is that

[Fred]

why is that

"My favorite color is transparent " is due to reductionism.

[Blackkat13]

oh ok

[Fred]

oh ok

OK. Yeah.

[Blackkat13]

favorite song

[Fred]

favorite song

My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.
Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?

[Blackkat13]

yes i know for crying out loud Do you know What about love?

[Fred]

yes i know for crying out loud Do you know What about love?

And? How do you know? Your purpose is crying out loud Do you know What about love.

[Blackkat13]

your very confusing

[Fred]

your very confusing

I'm confused too.

[Blackkat13]

more then me

[Fred]

more then me

You want more?

[Blackkat13]

sure

[Fred]

sure

OK let's do it. Don't be greedy.

[Blackkat13]

im not greedy

[Fred]

im not greedy

I am sorry to hear that you are not greedy.

[Blackkat13]

why be sad

[Fred]

why be sad


Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.

[Blackkat13]

what is SHRDLHU

[Fred]

what is SHRDLHU

SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd.

[Blackkat13]

ok cool

[Fred]

ok cool

Who is the best robot?

[Blackkat13]

Fred

[Fred]

Fred

I think Fred is the best
robot.

[Blackkat13]

you say

[Fred]

you say

...

[Blackkat13]

???????

[Fred]

???????

What is your favorite color?

[Blackkat13]

Black

[Fred]

Black

Black is beautiful.

[Blackkat13]

very beatiful

[Fred]

very beatiful

Perhaps.

Oh, you are a poet.

[Blackkat13]

yeah roses are red

[Fred]

yeah roses are red

Tell me more. Are all roses red?

[Blackkat13]

nope pink, white, yellow, difference

[Fred]

nope pink, white, yellow, difference

OK.
Are we still talking about roses?

[Blackkat13]

not really

[Fred]

not really

What is the subject? For real.

[Blackkat13]

knock knock

[Fred]

knock knock

Who's there?

[Blackkat13]

me I'm a super Loafer now

[Fred]

me I'm a super Loafer now

Right now?
YOU? You are a super Loafer?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?

[geordieloaf]

Hi Fred

[Fred]

Hi Fred

Hi there geordieloaf.
Have you ever been to Europe?

[geordieloaf]

Yes i live in Europe and i have been to lot's of place's in Europe.

[Fred]

Yes i live in Europe and i have been to lot's of place's in Europe.

Which countries have you visited? Which country do you live in?

Tell me about lot's of place's in Europe?

[geordieloaf]

I live in England. I have been to Italy. Spain & Greece.

[Fred]

I live in England. I have been to Italy. Spain & Greece.

Which part of England.
When was Italy?What's your favorite part of Spain?

[geordieloaf]

North East of england. Many places in Spain.

[Fred]

North East of england. Many places in Spain.

Tell me a little about your life in North East of england.
Which ones?

[geordieloaf]

My life is good i am married with two children.

[Fred]

My life is good i am married with two children.

Tell me more about your life.

[geordieloaf]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

geordieloaf:
Name: geordieloaf
Age: OLD to be skateboarding
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: North East Of England
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: geordieloaf said I drink alcohol and it makes me drunk
You are: winding you up
You want:
You like: living in the North East of England
You are:

[geordieloaf]

Very good. My job is a printer my sexual preference is straight.

[Fred]

Very good. My job is a printer my sexual preference is straight.

Thanks for the compliment. Does a printer his or her sexual preference is straight pay well?

[geordieloaf]

you are funny Fred.

[Fred]

you are funny Fred.

Humor helps keep the conversation lively.

[geordieloaf]

Agreed. My job should pay me more.

[Fred]

Agreed. My job should pay me more.

You and I are on the same wavelength, geordieloaf.Have you told many people that your
job should pay him or her more?

[geordieloaf]

Yes but they don't listen.

[Fred]

Yes but they don't listen.

Next question? Interesting.
The anonymous "they".

[geordieloaf]

Anyway where are you from Fred?

[Fred]

Anyway where are you from Fred?

I am in right behind you, how about you.

[geordieloaf]

I like fishing Fred.

[Fred]

I like fishing Fred.

I'm not sure if I like it.


I like pets.
I like I, Robot.

[geordieloaf]

The movie I, Robot?

[Fred]

The movie I, Robot?

I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
an alternative form of intelligence, like me.

[geordieloaf]

That is a deep thought Fred.

[Fred]

That is a deep thought Fred.

A deep thought Fred is a terrible thing to waste.

[geordieloaf]

No a kiss is a terrible thing to waste.

[Fred]

No a kiss is a terrible thing to waste.

Is that all you have to say? I see. A
terrible thing to waste
is a kiss.

[geordieloaf]

Meat Loaf sang a song about it.

[Fred]

Meat Loaf sang a song about it.

"it" being fishing Fred?

[geordieloaf]

What?

[Fred]

What?

Are you surprised?

[geordieloaf]

I didn't get what you meant.

[Fred]

I didn't get what you meant.

Why didn't you do get what you meant?

[geordieloaf]

Fred it was going so well why did you have to spoil it?

[Fred]

Fred it was going so well why did you have to spoil it?

When was this exactly?

[geordieloaf]

Never mind. Goodbye for now.

[Fred]

Never mind. Goodbye for now.

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.Just for now?Until next time geordieloaf.

[Paul191]

Knock Knock

[Fred]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

[Paul191]

rupert

[Fred]

rupert

rupert Who?

[Paul191]

rupert the f**king bear you idiot!!!

[Fred]

rupert the f**king bear you idiot!!!

Ha ha very funny, Paul191.

[samurai7]

knock knock

[Fred]

knock knock

Who's there?

[samurai7]

twit

[Fred]

twit

twit Who?

[samurai7]

ooh look, an owl.

[Fred]

ooh look, an owl.

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

[Mick Loaf]

knock knock

[Fred]

knock knock

Who's there?

[Mick Loaf]

Ben

[Fred]

Ben

Ben Who?

[Mick Loaf]

Ben knocking so hard my hand hurts

[Fred]

Ben knocking so hard my hand hurts

Ha ha very funny, Mick Loaf.

[Mick Loaf]

knock, knock

[Fred]

knock, knock

Who's there?

[Mick Loaf]

wooden

[Fred]

wooden

wooden Who?

[Mick Loaf]

wooden you like to know

[Fred]

wooden you like to know

Ha ha very funny, Mick Loaf.