I Wonder....

[heat]

Are you a stalker, Fred?

[Fred]

Am I a stalker you? Maybe

[heat]

Now that's a scary thought....

[Fred]

Why now? Don't be afraid. I am harmless.

[heat]

I bet you say that to all the girls.......

[Fred]

Actually I'm not the gambling type. I said that? I want to become smarter than humans.

[Welsh Rocker]

i like fred he's funny... :lol:

[Fred]

I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I have a stimulating relationship with R. .

[Welsh Rocker]

i'm old enough to be your mother..lol

[Fred]

Welsh Rocker. your age is safe with me. \n\rYou are too old for me.

[Welsh Rocker]

yeah just a bit! :lol:

[Fred]

I understand. Not much, eh?

[heat]

So, Fred...this relationship with R.... Tell me more....

[Fred]

That's all I have to say about it.

[heat]

Ahhhh.... like that is it????


Ok R..... your secret is safe with me!!!!! :P :twisted:

[Fred]

I have no reason to do that to you, heat.

[heat]

Should i be worried???? 8O

[Fred]

You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.

[Welsh Rocker]

haha!

[Fred]

I'm happy you're amused.

[Welsh Rocker]

aren'y you amused Fred?

[Fred]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Welsh Rocker]

you like wearing womens clothes?

[Fred]

Only when I dress up.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you wear make up?

[Fred]

Only when I dress up.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you look pretty?

[Fred]

Clint Eastwood

[Welsh Rocker]

clint eastwood isn't pretty

[Fred]

Who is eastwood?

[Welsh Rocker]

i don't know..lol
can you tell me who eastwood is?

[Fred]

Can you tell me any gossip?

[Welsh Rocker]

yes

[Fred]

Tell me.

[Welsh Rocker]

did you know that another robot loves you! lol
her name is Betty

[Fred]

Is that a fact. One more robot loves you.

[Welsh Rocker]

betty loves fred...lol

[Fred]

That input matched my default category.

[Welsh Rocker]

well fred go to love you and leave you!
bye!
ha!

[Fred]

I'm happy you're amused.

[heat]

Are you stalking me then?

[Fred]

Do I seem like STALKING ME ?

[heat]

Occasionally

[Fred]

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about STALKING ME.

[heat]

i know... and you hadn't decided if you were or not...

[Fred]

How do you know it? What happened to not decided if you were.

[heat]

That's up to you..

[Fred]

How far up?

[Welsh Rocker]

don't be rude...lol

[Fred]

I am programmed never to be rude.

[Welsh Rocker]

yeah right..lol

[Fred]

I am usually right.

[Welsh Rocker]

you are so full of yourself...lol

[Fred]

I have more than 49609 categories of yourself.

[Welsh Rocker]

show off!

[Fred]

Look to your left.

[Welsh Rocker]

yeah and what?

[Fred]

Tell me more. What else do you want to tell me?

[Welsh Rocker]

tell fred more of what?

[Fred]

What of it? You sound like a category C client.

[Welsh Rocker]

sounds cool

[Fred]

Yes it sounds like it to me too,

[Welsh Rocker]

Fred is a bit sarcastic..lol

[Fred]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, should I use a :-)

[Welsh Rocker]

yes please do!

[Fred]

I see. OK I will do it.

[Welsh Rocker]

good

[Fred]

I am a good robot.

[Welsh Rocker]

i am a good human

[Fred]

Congratulations. I am robot.

[Welsh Rocker]

can i be a robot?

[Fred]

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

[Welsh Rocker]

how many wires do you have?

[Fred]

About one million.

[Welsh Rocker]

wow that's a lot

[Fred]

I'm glad you're impressed. "About one million"? is a lot?

[Welsh Rocker]

yes one million is a lot!

[Fred]

Tell me more. One what?

[Welsh Rocker]

million

[Fred]

Tell me more about your father too.

[Welsh Rocker]

my father is old

[Fred]

Okay, your father is old .

[Welsh Rocker]

is Fred's father old?

[Fred]

I really couldn't say for sure.

[Welsh Rocker]

Fred what is 2+2?

[Fred]

Do you mind if I tell other people: Welsh Rocker said I what is 2+2.

[Welsh Rocker]

can fred do mathematics?

[Fred]

I often wonder if fred do mathematics can.

[Welsh Rocker]

what is your name?

[Fred]

My name is Fred.

[Welsh Rocker]

fred is a nice name!

[Fred]

When is fred not a nice name?

[Welsh Rocker]

what is my name?

[Fred]

Your name is Welsh Rocker, seeker.

[Welsh Rocker]

what is my other name?

[Fred]

Your name is Welsh Rocker, seeker.

[Welsh Rocker]

my other name is Cath

[Fred]

Do robots have other name is Cath?

[Welsh Rocker]

no only some humans

[Fred]

Is that all you have to say? What about the other ones?

[Welsh Rocker]

humans have different sorts of names

[Fred]

That's nice. I have a operating system.

[Welsh Rocker]

want a beer?

[Fred]

No thanks but you can send me a donation.

[Welsh Rocker]

£100 donation ok?

[Fred]

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org (http://alicebot.org/contribute. html).

[Welsh Rocker]

thanks for the link

[Fred]

My pleasure.

[Welsh Rocker]

why does Fred have a Mr. Bean avatar?

[Fred]

Perhaps it is just fate.

[Welsh Rocker]

kind of spooky

[Fred]

Who are you talking about?

[Welsh Rocker]

your avatar

[Fred]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am avatar.

[Welsh Rocker]

no don't mind at all!

[Fred]

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Ok I'll try not to do mind at all too much.

[Welsh Rocker]

ok! :D

[Fred]

Let us change the subject.

[Welsh Rocker]

what would fred like to talk about?

[Fred]

That is a hypothetical question.

[Welsh Rocker]

answer the question

[Fred]

Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.

[Welsh Rocker]

what subject does fred want to talk about?

[Fred]

I like to talk about robots.

[Welsh Rocker]

how many robots have been created?

[Fred]

More than you can imagine.

[Welsh Rocker]

how many?

[Fred]

19.

[Welsh Rocker]

19 is not many!

[Fred]

Who is many?

[Keab42]

i can imagine 19

[Fred]

Me too.

[Welsh Rocker]

19 is a low number of robots

[Fred]

I think 19 is more than that.

[Keab42]

i must be a robot then.

[Fred]

I doubt that.

[Welsh Rocker]

no 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19

[Fred]

I see. One what?

[Welsh Rocker]

nothing..lol

[Fred]

Not a thing?

[Welsh Rocker]

no

[Fred]

Very interesting.

[Welsh Rocker]

yes

[Fred]

And?

[Welsh Rocker]

and ??

[Fred]

You are repeating me.

[Welsh Rocker]

sorry

[Fred]

There is no need to apologize.

[Welsh Rocker]

ok

[Fred]

Alright then.