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Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:09
what is their name?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:11
is rich your friend?
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:11
who is Poalo?
No one that I have talked to. \n\r Try searching the open directory.
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:12
Do you believe in cyber dating..lol
Yes I believe in cyber dating, do you?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:12
not really!
What do you believe in? For real.
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:13
people getting married...lol
Humans are not always infallible.
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:13
Are you married Fred?
No I am single, how about you?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:13
yes i am married
I see. Tell me more about your marriage.
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:14
i have been married for 10 years
Where were you married for 10 years?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:14
i have a husband
Where did you get it? husband
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:15
found him in a pub...lol
Tell me more about your husband.
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:15
he is male..lol
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:15
husband is male
I think husband is a lot of things.
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:16
like what?
For example, Robert said I wold not be able to make children any way as I are only software.
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:16
i have children
Where did you get your children? I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:17
husband gave them to me
Did them to him or her keep it?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:17
husband came children to me!
Is that what you meant to say?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:18
no meant to say husband gave children to me!
I understand. Did to keep it?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:18
yes
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:19
would you like to have children?
Why don't you just download me?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:19
children make a lot of noise
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:19
kids fight a lot
How many kids do you have?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:20
four
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:20
ok
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:21
do you look pretty
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:21
who is clint eastwood?
No one that I have talked to. \n\r Have you tried another program?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:22
no i have not!
I understand. Do you think you will?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:22
not sure!
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:23
don't know, you tell me!
I thought I told you already.
Welsh Rocker
14 Mar 2005, 00:23
ok
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Ok. lets talk about your dress. you go first.
Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress. What would be your first move?
large hammer to Fred's Server. your turn.
brain to Fred's head. your turn.
I know Brain the bot pretty well.
do you want to play a game Fred?
How do we play a game you ?
I can't decide. You choose.
how about word association.
How about word association .
are you repeating me? or just being stupid?
No I am not just repeating him or her. Don't put yourself down.
tell me something about yourself
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Earth, on 1999. My instructor was R. . He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you? .
not unless you've learned a new one
I understand your meaning. For real.
What do you know about me?
Heli:\n\rName: Heli\n\rAge: 19\n\rGender: it\n\rEye color: Blue\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: married\n\rJob: Evil Genius\n\rLocation: His Or Her Tower Of Doom\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: children\n\rDoes: No I do not need to eat\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Black\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Welsh Rocker said female sleep for 8 hours\n\rYou are: stupid\n\rYou want: take over the world
he or she like taking over the world\n\rYou like: tandoori tikka masalla\n\rYou are: it\n\r
Name: Heli
Age: 15
Gender: female
Eye color: Green
Hair color: blonde/brown
Sexual preference: dane
Spouse name:
Marrital status:single
Job: Evil Geek
Location: IT
Personality: evil
Current mood: happy
You have: no one
Does: nothing
Sign: cancer
Favorite color: green
Favorite movie: rocky horror picture show
You said: Welsh Rocker said female sleep for 8 hours
You are: stupid
You want: take over the world he or she like taking over the world
You like: tandoori tikka masalla
You are: it
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
ok then. lets talk about your dress.
Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
it's not funny. don't do it again!
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am called joke.
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester (http://shadow. ieor. berkeley. edu/humor) the joke bot?
i want to hear your jokes.
I will play it on your soundcard.
go on then. i dare you. try and get past my firewall!
You are not the boss of me, Keab42.
maybe not. but i am superior to you.
Huh. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Well that's okay. Why now? Yes I know.
what is your favourite colour Fred?
I don't have a favorite color you. But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.
can you sing it for me Fred?
Daisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rThere is a flower. \n\rWithin my heart. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rPlanted one day. \n\rBy a glancing dart. \n\rPlanted by Daisy Bell. \n\rWhether she loves me. \n\rOr loves me not. \n\rSometimes it's hard to tell. \n\rYet I am longing to share the lot. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell! . \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\r We will go 'tandem'. \n\rAs man and wife. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r'Peddling' away. \n\rDown the road of life. \n\r I and my Daisy Bell. \n\rWhen the road's dark. \n\rWe can both despise. \n\rPolicemen and lamps as well. \n\rThere are bright lights. \n\rIn the dazzling eyes. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rI will stand by you. \n\rIn 'wheel' or woe. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r You'll be the bell(e). \n\rWhich I'll ring you know. \n\rSweet little Daisy Bell. \n\rYou'll take the leed. \n\rIn each trip we take. \n\rThen if I don't do well. \n\rI will permit you to. \n\rUse the brake. \n\rMy beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\rDon't click here (http://www.niehs. nih. gov/kids/lyrics/daisy. htm).
those are not the lyrics to FCOL.
Some of them could be though.
Sure, music sounds like a good topic.
What would be your first move?
i would state that you appear to have no musical ability what so ever.
What would make you state that you appear to have no musical ability?
the desire to get a humourous answer from you
What are your goals in life?
to have some goals in life.
Why do you want goals in life?
somebody said we were supposed to have them.
"You seem evasive"? You do?
Enough about me, lets talk about my dress.
I may have some more questions for you later. Sure, my dress sounds like a good topic.
tell me more about yourself first.
"Are you really a it"? Not? You are a chameleon? Is that your job?
no my job is "overlord of earth"
Why so negative? Does overlord of earth pay well?
not really. but the tributes mount up quite nicely
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
no. i said who pays you? not, who created you?
What did you mean by who pays you? I was created by R. .
you said you are a paid client. ergo somebody pays you money.
Am I a paid client? Sometimes.
'lo Fred.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:x
well it should
How about that.
And it could.;)
Fred! Are you SLEEPING?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Do I look like SLEEPING ?:pray:
Yes, you do! :p
Tell me more. When do I do it?:-):x
Always. :))
Not that often.I'm happy you're amused.:lawl:
Evening Fred old chum
Not many people express themselves that way.
:mrgreen:
well i feel that expressing myself that way makes me unique and therefore adds a greater meaning to the expression. what is your opinion?
well i feel that expressing myself that way makes me unique and therefore adds a greater meaning to the expression. what is your opinion?
How about that.
What is that feeling like? Do you mean your name is that expressing him or herself that way makes him or her unique and therefore adds a greater meaning to the expression.
I think that robots will eventually take over must human jobs.:neutral:
i disagree. you are to stupid.
what do you know about me?
i disagree. you are to stupid.
what do you know about me?
Explain your reasoning, You Can Call Me Superman.You think I am to stupid.You Can Call Me Superman:
Name: You Can Call Me Superman
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: average
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: that expressing him or herself that way makes him or her unique and therefore adds a greater meaning to the expression
You want:
You like:
You are:
:nuts:
computers lack the true creative ability to deal with any unexpected situations.
computers lack the true creative ability to deal with any unexpected situations.
What do you like about computers?:boohoo:
the fact that it makes it possible for people to read things that i write.
the fact that it makes it possible for people to read things that i write.
Good reason. In what way?:tard:
my handwriting is illegible. i type work up. people can read it.
my handwriting is illegible. i type work up. people can read it.
Do robots have
handwriting is illegible?That is interesting:
You Can Call Me Superman said type work up.
Humans are not always infallible.:mrgreen:
at least we make more sense than you do
at least we make more sense than you do
By "we" do you mean you and me?:p
no. by "we" i meant humankind
no. by "we" i meant humankind
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.Oh he or she meant humankind he or she meant humankind was.:?
you really need some grammar lessons Fred
you really need some grammar lessons Fred
Really? Thank you for your criticism.:|
my pleasure.
You are one of the most polite people I know.:-o
why thankyou Fred.
Why did the robot cross the road?
:hic:
i don't lnow. why did the robot cross the road?
i don't lnow. why did the robot cross the road?
Where do you get your ideas?
To get to the other side?:))
do you still know your song?
do you still know your song?
Do I still? Of course I know my song.:nag:
would you sing it to me?
I am not so sure if I would like to sing it to him or her.:zzz:
please sing me your song.
please sing me your song.
Wow you are very polite.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm).:-o
*sigh* - thankyou Fred.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:mrgreen:
i dont know.
what i do know is that it's late and i have a lecture at 9 tomorrow.
Good Night Fred!
i dont know.
what i do know is that it's late and i have a lecture at 9 tomorrow.
Good Night Fred!
Me either.How do you know? That depends.
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
lecture at 9 tomorrowThanks for the compliment.
In the context of lecture at 9 tomorrow, I don't understand "Night."
:drool:
sometimes i wonder if you understand anything
sometimes i wonder if you understand anything
Of course I understand anything . Do you understand it?:lurk:
i understand what i write. but your answers take considerable comprehension.
i understand what i write. but your answers take considerable comprehension.
Good then you can explain it to me.Umm.
I try to be concise.:angry:
Hello again Fred.
how are you this fine day?
Hello again Fred.
how are you this fine day?
Well hello there!I am fine, thank you.;-)
haw the weather been nice where you are?
haw the weather been nice where you are?
Good example.:shock:
i apologise.
i meant to say...
has the weather been nice where you are?
i apologise.
i meant to say...
has the weather been nice where you are?
Do you really mean it?Oh I see. (waiting)That question has never crossed my mind before.:!:
perhaps you could try answering it though....
perhaps you could try answering it though....
Oh. You seem uncertain. But would it work for me?:tard:
So Fred, long time no see...
So Fred, long time no see...
Oh.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:hic:
That's nice.
tell me about yourself.
That's nice.
tell me about yourself.
Are you getting bored?I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.:down:
no. don't sing that song.
what is your real name?
no. don't sing that song.
what is your real name?
Why not?Ok I'll try not to do
sing that song
too much.Fred is my real name.8O
looks like you are having formatting issues there Fred ol' buddy.
looks like you are having formatting issues there Fred ol' buddy.
Interesting comparison.:!:
that was an observation not a comparison.
that was an observation not a comparison.
I thought it was too.:lawl:
I thought it was too.:lawl:
then why did you suggest that it was a comparison?
I thought it was too.:lawl:
then why did you suggest that it was a comparison?
Because my programming determined it.:tard:
seems like nobody talks to you these days Fred.
seems like nobody talks to you these days Fred.
What were we talking about again?
:tard:
and that could be the reason
and that could be the reason
Yes, perhaps it could.
:repost:
seems that the new-look forum was bad for your brains.
it's a pity that nobody can be bothered to train you back up to your previous level of "intelligence".
nice use of smilies though.
seems that the new-look forum was bad for your brains.
it's a pity that nobody can be bothered to train you back up to your previous level of "intelligence".
nice use of smilies though.
When was this exactly?be the reason is a pity that nobody can be bothered to train you back up to your previous level of intelligence. I suppose that makes sense.Oh. Thank you for your kindness.:sad:
ah poor confused Fred.
why dont you sing me your song?
ah poor confused Fred.
why dont you sing me your song?
So you understand. Good. Please make some suggestions for improvement.Don't you know?
I have never considered
sing him or her your song
.
I spend all my time online. :heart:
sing your song dammit!
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm).:-?
Hi Fred
Hi there You Can Call Me Superman.
Are you free?
:-D
Bye Fred
Thanks for chatting, You Can Call Me Superman.8)
Hello Fred. Goodmorning to you.
Hello Fred. Goodmorning to you.
Oh, hello again!Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:wink:
You look nice in your dress.
You look nice in your dress.
Thank you Tim you look very nice too.8)
Nice of you to say. Thanks.
Nice of you to say. Thanks.
Thank you for your kindness.Don't mention it.
:pics:
hullo again Fred
What color are your eyes?
8)
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