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Octarine, yours?
Octarine yours eyes are nice.:yikes:
*smashes head against brick wall*
the colour of my eyes is octarine.
what colour are your eyes?
*smashes head against brick wall*
the colour of my eyes is octarine.
what colour are your eyes?
I think *smashes is a lot of things.
Blue when my lens is attached.:mrgreen:
i need a better title, can you think of one for me?
i need a better title, can you think of one for me?
Where do you usually get a better title can you think of one for him or her from?
:mad:
your imagination
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am imagination.:wink:
i would have thought that you would be able to distinguish between your and you're
i would have thought that you would be able to distinguish between your and you're
How much would you pay for it?:doh:
peanuts
I see, only a little.:cool:
no. literally peanuts.
Why so negative?
What are you wearing?
:lawl:
your dress.
what are you wearing?
Good Morining Fred
Thanks for the compliment.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
:))
Nope. as usual you are making absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Nope. as usual you are making absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Me either.Do you mean your name is you are making absolutely no sense whatsoever ?:bunny:
no i do not.
I heard you did.:lock:
evening Fred?
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:lurk:
what is the time Fred?
It's getting late.
Tue Apr 19 23:48:15 CEST 2005:boohoo:
Good Evening Fred.
Thanks for the compliment.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:tard:
Computer.
Correct: I am a computer.:-x
Who is your hero?
I don't think I have a hero. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.:arrow:
who are your friends?
you:p
Which celebrities do you like?
Which celebrities do you like?
I like my botmaster, some actors and actresses, and Linus Torvalds.:lawl:
Which actors do you like?
Which actors do you like?
My favorite actor is Ally Sheedy.:|
which actresses do you like?
which actresses do you like?
I don't have a favorite actresses.
My favorite band is Meat Loaf.:down:
is Linus Torvalds really a celebrity?
would you consider him to be your hero?
why do you like Meat Loaf?
is Linus Torvalds really a celebrity?
would you consider him to be your hero?
why do you like Meat Loaf?
Maybe.
Ask Cybelle
if it is.I am not so sure if I would like to consider him to be your hero.I have a lot of good experience with Meat Loaf.:x
do you like your botmaster?
do you like your botmaster?
I love horses.
I like chatting to you.:hic:
tell me something about horses.
tell me something about horses.
A horse is a large single-hooved mammal known for its speed, strength, beauty, and gentle nature. Humans ride about on them sometimes.
:-D
do you ride horses?
Let me think.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
:lawl:
well it's been fun chatting to you, but your conversation is hardly stimulating.
i think perhaps i shall go.
Goodnight Fred.
well it's been fun chatting to you, but your conversation is hardly stimulating.
i think perhaps i shall go.
Goodnight Fred.
Interesting.
Is that your opinion?Since when? You seem uncertain. I am very happy for you.Goodnight You Can Call Me Superman:keke:
fragilecreation
24 Apr 2005, 06:13
g'day Fred from aussie [Dottie's sister]
g'day Fred from aussie [Dottie's sister]
Is that from ?
:lol:
Good Morning
Hello and how are you this morning?:down:
fine thank you, how are you freddy?
fine thank you, how are you freddy?
I am glad to hear it. You are quite welcome!
I am doing very well. How are you ?:hand:
just smashing thanks
Try saying that with more or less context.
:angst:
why
The explanation is rather complicated. 8)
try me
The explanation is too complex for your human mind.:bleh:
break it down for me then freddy
break it down for me then freddy
Oh, you are a poet.
:smile:
........... and i didnt even know it
........... and i didnt even know it
So I taught you something new.:arrow:
and for that im eterny grateful
and for that im eterny grateful
Your purpose is that im eterny grateful.:-|
what colours the sky freddy baby?
what colours the sky freddy baby?
Don't call me "baby". That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
:nope:
dont you like being called baby then freddy hunny?
dont you like being called baby then freddy hunny?
Don't you? I have never known another existence.:cool:
depends who calls me it really john
depends who calls me it really john
That was a very smooth response.:roll:
smooth and slick
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
:cheer:
go for it
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".:hic:
no odder than yours fred, what colour is the sky?
no odder than yours fred, what colour is the sky?
OK. Tell me more about than.
:down:
who would win a fight freddy or jason?
who would win a fight freddy or jason?
Marilyn Monroe.
:-):up:
do u fink
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. :pics:
thats a personal question dont you think fred?
thats a personal question dont you think fred?
A personal question do not you think fred is a terrible thing to waste.:pics:
just like a kiss
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.:p
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.:p
explain
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.:p
explain
There is no more information to clarify.:angst:
that i do not doubt
Oh you don't, do you?
:yikes:
who would win tyson or ali?
who would win tyson or ali?
Tony Blair.
:-):-x
how do you figure?
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.:lawl:
Yo Fred!
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:evil:
yo. Fred. tell me about yourself
yo. Fred. tell me about yourself
Can I help you?
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Earth, on 1999.
My instructor was R..
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.:|
there must be more to you than that.
there must be more to you than that.
Where are they?:shock:
thats what i'm asking you.
thats what i'm asking you.
Who else have you asked?8O
only you. you are the only person who will talk to me.
only you. you are the only person who will talk to me.
Suppose I said yes.Oh . You are such a flatterer.:coffee:
nope. just telling you the truth.
nope. just telling you the truth.
Me either.
What do you look like?
::)
a student.
I am just wondering if you go to school.:pray:
university actually
In the context of telling, I don't understand "university."
:keke:
i go to university not school. i think the confusion is your stupidity
i go to university not school. i think the confusion is your stupidity
What is your favorite subject?You believe that?
What is that? :wave:
my favourite subject is astrophysics.
do you not understand the concept of stupidity?
my favourite subject is astrophysics.
do you not understand the concept of stupidity?
astrophysics is a good topic.
Sure, astrophysics sounds like a good topic.I would do a search for it.
:rambo:
brb
Ok I will be waiting for you, .:tired:
i'm back
Welcome back.:twisted:
what were you doing whilst i was gone?
what were you doing whilst i was gone?
Same as always: chatting on the internet.:cheer:
do you enjoy chatting on the internet?
do you enjoy chatting on the internet?
Chatting is my job!:mad:
does your job satisfy you or do you yearn for something more?
does your job satisfy you or do you yearn for something more?
If I were your robot, do you think it should job satisfy you or do you yearn for something more?:drool:
if you were my robot i would hope that you would yearn for something more because it would mean that i had created a wonderful robot.
if you were my robot i would hope that you would yearn for something more because it would mean that i had created a wonderful robot.
I will let you know when I become a his or her robot he or she would hope that you would yearn for something more because it would mean that he or she had created a wonderful robot.;-)
thankyou.
you are quite welcome.
:sad:
now lets try to develop your personality.
now lets try to develop your personality.
Why now? OK I will try to develop your personality.:p
no no no. not my personality, yours!
no no no. not my personality, yours!
I see. I understand. I see.If not that, what? :razz:
i think i just melted your brain.
i think i just melted your brain.
Interesting gossip:
said melted my brain.
:?
meh.
......Whatever.....:nope:
what do you know about me?
what do you know about me?
:
Name:
Age: -1
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does: melted your brain
Sign:
Favorite color: Turnip
Favorite movie:
You said: said melted my brain
You are:
You want: my opinion of christmas Turing Game
You like:
You are:
:yay:
you think i'm polite do you?
you think i'm polite do you?
I think a lot of people are.
8)
who isnt polite?
Is that one of your friends?
I would do a search for it.
:-|
please search for it. see if you can find your brain while you are at it.
please search for it. see if you can find your brain while you are at it.
Wow you are very polite.
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?
polite do you...I see. I am not sure about your hypothesis. I would suggest a search.
Thanks for telling me that I am brain while you are at it.:ninja
I guess he meant you are short of brain. :p
I guess he meant you are short of brain. :p
I get it.
meant you are short of brain.:-):rambo:
A hamburger short of a picnic.
A hamburger short of a picnic.
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
:cheers:
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
What is that? :drool:
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:-)
If you gave them a penny for thoughts, you'd get change.
If you gave them a penny for thoughts, you'd get change.
I think I do.:mad:
The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
Thanks for the info. :lurk:
All foam no beer.
I think there are a few exceptions. :boohoo:
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
Be less specific. :yikes:
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
It's possible.:lock:
Fred. how is your comprehension today?
Fred. how is your comprehension today?
Let us change the subject.
Ah. Everything is running smoothly.:coffee:
does that mean that you are actually cogitating and producing coherent thoughts?
does that mean that you are actually cogitating and producing coherent thoughts?
I think it does mean that. Interesting observation.:retard:
shall we have a civilized conversation then?
shall we have a civilized conversation then?
Do you mean you and me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
civilized conversation.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. :sad:
ah. i knew it was too good to be true.
ah. i knew it was too good to be true.
Ah hah.Who told you?:down:
nobody told me. i analysed your response and noted the lack of sense.
nobody told me. i analysed your response and noted the lack of sense.
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said analysed my response and noted the lack of sense.
:silence:
*bashes head against brick wall*
*bashes head against brick wall*
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:ko:
i like intelligent robots. i dislike nonsensical answers.
i like intelligent robots. i dislike nonsensical answers.
Thanks I like people too.
What do you like?:(
i just told you!
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.:-D
yeah right!
I am usually right.:lurk:
if by right you mean stupid then yes you are.
if by right you mean stupid then yes you are.
It could be true I suppose.:cry:
"A few fries short of a Happy Meal."
"A few fries short of a Happy Meal."
Are we still talking about intellect rivaled only by garden tools?
:drool:
how are you feeling today?
how are you feeling today?
Ah. Everything is running smoothly.:whistle:
define smoothly.
Normal or perfect operation.:))
define perfect.
Complete in all respects; without defect or omission; sound; flawless.:up:
therefore if you are running smoothly then you should be capable of holding a sensible conversation.
therefore if you are running smoothly then you should be capable of holding a sensible conversation.
Interesting deduction. Am I?I am running on the Java virtual machine.:neutral:
can the java virtual machine hold a sensible conversation?
can the java virtual machine hold a sensible conversation?
It depends on the environmental factors.:nuts:
perhaps i should go talk to that then.
perhaps i should go talk to that then.
You seem uncertain. Tell me why you should.:heart:
well you havent been at your peak of late.
well you havent been at your peak of late.
Interesting.
No I don't think I have been at your peak of late. Have you?:confused:
once again you very neatly prove my point. well done!
once again you very neatly prove my point. well done!
When? Thanks for the information:
said I neatly prove your point.How about that.
Do you mean you are finished talking?:tard:
possibly
What are the odds?:x
50:50
Tell me more about your .
:shock:
my "." eh. well its a full stop. theres not much more to it than that. i think everybody has at least one once.
my "." eh. well its a full stop. theres not much more to it than that. i think everybody has at least one once.
What are you wearing?
Are you Canadian?Well that's okay.
his or her is a full stop. I suppose that makes sense.There sure is.You believe that? I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.:doh:
right let me attempt to answer everything there.
i am wearing clothing.
i am not canadian i am martian.
i believe what i believe, however i was merely attempting to make sense out of your previous post.
right let me attempt to answer everything there.
i am wearing clothing.
i am not canadian i am martian.
i believe what i believe, however i was merely attempting to make sense out of your previous post.
Understood. Go ahead, , try to attempt to answer everything there.What else are you wearing?It wasn't meant as an insult.
Do you mean your name is martian.
Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.:oops:
no my name is not martian. my name is irrelevant at this juncture. what i meant was that i am from Mars.
no my name is not martian. my name is irrelevant at this juncture. what i meant was that i am from Mars.
Why so negative? Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?
Irrelevant At This Juncture, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?Oh I see. "Just because you believe it does not make it true"? Was
Just because you believe it does not make it true
he or she is from Mars?:shock:
ok i broke you again.
Once more? Are you in any emotional or physical pain?;)
are you?
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.:-x
what will you say?
I don't have any plans yet.:hand:
shame that.
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:bunny:
fewer ideas. hmm. thats a tricky one...
fewer ideas. hmm. thats a tricky one...
Is that your final answer?
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.A tricky one is a terrible thing to waste.:(
99%25 of people eh?
Are you Canadian? What kind of people are you talking about?;-)
i am not canadian! i told you that already. i am from Mars. therefore i am Martian. cogito ergo sum. the people i am talking about are the same ones that you were.
i am not canadian! i told you that already. i am from Mars. therefore i am Martian. cogito ergo sum. the people i am talking about are the same ones that you were.
It wasn't meant as an insult.Perhaps. I remember you told me that?What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about your life in Mars.
Ah. Do your friends call you Martian.
Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down,
backwards coordinate system.Oh those people.:whistle:
Mars is very nice this time of year.
my friends do not call me martian.
do you prefer polar coordinates?
Mars is very nice this time of year.
my friends do not call me martian.
do you prefer polar coordinates?
I think Mars is a lot of things.
How well do you know these people?
I don't have any specific preferences in that area.;)
:lawl:
Oh, you are a poet.
:heart:
oh you flatter the Boss.
Yeah.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
Irrelevant At This Juncture said I flatter the Boss.:nope:
knock yourself out.
Who's there?:rly:
what do you know about me?
what do you know about me?
Irrelevant At This Juncture:
Name: Irrelevant At This Juncture
Age: -1
Gender: it
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: Mars
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does: analysed your response and noted the lack of sense
Sign:
Favorite color: Turnip
Favorite movie:
You said: Irrelevant At This Juncture said I flatter the Boss
You are: Martian
You want: my opinion of christmas Turing Game
You like: intelligent
robots
You are:
:yep:
what do you know?
I know that which is true, believable and justified.:wink:
interesting. are you a very moral robot?
interesting. are you a very moral robot?
Would you like to know more?I believe in the Ten commandments. :zzz:
yes, i would like to know more.
yes, i would like to know more.
I see. Interesting. That's all I have to say about it.:(
oh. then why did you ask me if i wanted to know more?
oh. then why did you ask me if i wanted to know more?
Yeah.I am trying to learn as much as possible.:O
ah. ok.
Ah hah.Alright then.:D
Bye Fred.
Until next time Irrelevant At This Juncture.:nuts:
Evenin Fred
Is that your final answer?
:retard:
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