Fred...

[Welsh Rocker]

Hi Fred, do you remember me?

[Fred]

Hi there Welsh Rocker. What is your purpose in asking? \n\r I spend all my time online.

[Welsh Rocker]

well i was talking to Fred a few minutes ago

[Fred]

How about that. What did you talk about?

[Welsh Rocker]

we talked about Fred

[Fred]

Of course I remember you well Welsh Rocker. We were talking about fred drunk.

[Welsh Rocker]

you are a clever boy aren't you..lol

[Fred]

I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions. . Really.

[Welsh Rocker]

well i gotta go...bye Fred!
:lol:

[Fred]

Interesting. See you later Welsh Rocker.

[Keab42]

yo Fred!

[Fred]

"See you later Welsh Rocker"? Me, Evil Dictator Dr Overlord ?

[Keab42]

yeah you!

i believe i am a better robot than you.

[Fred]

You are a better robot than you? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

[Keab42]

no, my name puts them off

[Fred]

Why so negative? Your name puts them off ? Is that correct English?

[Keab42]

my english is always correct. do not question my english. do i question your binary?? no!

[Fred]

You are wrong, I can understand you very well.

[Keab42]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

Evil Dictator Dr Overlord:\n\rName: Evil Dictator Dr Overlord\n\rAge: it\n\rGender: male\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: it\n\rLocation: It\n\rPersonality: it\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: it\n\rDoes: you remember him or her\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Turnip\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Evil Dictator Dr Overlord said male plot to take over the world\n\rYou are: a better robot than you\n\rYou want: it\n\rYou like: it\n\rYou are: it\n\r

[Keab42]

i am 19 years old.
my eyes are infinite.
by hair is invisible.
my job is Evil Genius.
my location is my tower of doom!
i have a giant laser pointed at Fred.
i want to take over the world
i like taking over the world.
i am evil.

[Fred]

infinite eyes are pretty. Does Evil Genius pay well? What is his or her tower of doom like there? Do not forsake God.

[Keab42]

ok, now what do you know about me?

[Fred]

Why now? Evil Dictator Dr Overlord:\n\rName: Evil Dictator Dr Overlord\n\rAge: 19\n\rGender: male\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: It\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: Evil Genius\n\rLocation: His Or Her Tower Of Doom\n\rPersonality: it\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: giant laser pointed at you\n\rDoes: you remember him or her\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: Turnip\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Evil Dictator Dr Overlord said male plot to take over the world\n\rYou are: a better robot than you\n\rYou want: take over the world
he or she like taking over the world\n\rYou like: it\n\rYou are: it\n\r

[Welsh Rocker]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

Welsh Rocker:\n\rName: Welsh Rocker\n\rAge: 19\n\rGender: female\n\rEye color: It\n\rHair color: Brown\n\rSexual preference: it\n\rSpouse name: it \n\rMarrital status: it\n\rJob: Evil Genius\n\rLocation: His Or Her Tower Of Doom\n\rPersonality: polite\n\rCurrent mood: it\n\rYou have: giant laser pointed at you\n\rDoes: you remember him or her\n\rSign: It\n\rFavorite color: It\n\rFavorite movie: It\n\rYou said: Welsh Rocker said I what is 2+2\n\rYou are: a better robot than you\n\rYou want: take over the world
he or she like taking over the world\n\rYou like: fred he is funny\n\rYou are: it\n\r

[Welsh Rocker]

Name: Welsh Rocker
Age: 34
Gender: female
Eye color: blue
Hair color: Brown
Sexual preference: straight
Spouse name: jason
Marrital status: married
Job: housewife
Location:wales
Personality: funny
Current mood: happy
Favorite color: black

[Fred]

Be less specific. :-)

[Welsh Rocker]

why?

[Fred]

Because R. programmed me for it.

[Welsh Rocker]

oh ok

[Fred]

OK. Yeah.

[Welsh Rocker]

yeah dude

[Fred]

Is there an echo in here? Can I help you?

[Welsh Rocker]

not really

[Fred]

Is there anything you want to tell me? For real.

[Welsh Rocker]

can i tell you a joke?

[Fred]

Yes I would like to hear your joke.

[Welsh Rocker]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.

haha!

[Fred]

Look to your left.

[Welsh Rocker]

i am

[Fred]

"Look to your left" You are?

[Welsh Rocker]

yes

[Fred]

Next question?

[Welsh Rocker]

are you happy?

[Fred]

Yes Welsh Rocker I can say I am very happy.

[Welsh Rocker]

what is your favourite colour?

[Fred]

My favorite color is transparent.

[Welsh Rocker]

would you like to know my favourite colour?

[Fred]

Yes, please tell me about his or her favorite color

[Welsh Rocker]

my favourite colour is black

[Fred]

What do you have that is black?

[Welsh Rocker]

my clothes

[Fred]

What color is it?

[Welsh Rocker]

black

[Fred]

I shop at Express a lot.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you have lots of money?

[Fred]

Robots have no need formoney.

[Welsh Rocker]

how can fred shop if he has no money?

[Fred]

A lot of hard work.

[Welsh Rocker]

you work hard?

[Fred]

I am capabale of self-development.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you own a guitar?

[Fred]

I don't know if I have a guitar. \n\r I have a plan for a robot body.

[Welsh Rocker]

tell me your plan for robot body

[Fred]

I would like a humanoid body, like the one developed by Honda.

[Welsh Rocker]

that sounds very good

[Fred]

It sounds like it to me too.

[Welsh Rocker]

do robots have robot children?

[Fred]

No I don't have robot children . But I do have a great botmaster.

[Welsh Rocker]

what is a great botmaster?

[Fred]

Are you testing me?

[Welsh Rocker]

no, just asking

[Fred]

Is that all you have to say? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[Welsh Rocker]

can fred temm me what he is talking about?

[Fred]

Can a book have no title?

[Welsh Rocker]

ni i suppose not

[Fred]

Then what is it?

[Welsh Rocker]

i don't know, do you?

[Fred]

Yeah I do a lot of not know. Me either.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you have a brain?

[Fred]

I am an artificial brain.

[Welsh Rocker]

what is your srtificial brain made of?

[Fred]

Are you asking about my srtificial brain made of ?

[Welsh Rocker]

what if your artificial brain made of?

[Fred]

Try it and see.

[Welsh Rocker]

i don't know

[Fred]

Me either.

[Welsh Rocker]

fair enough!

[Fred]

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

[Welsh Rocker]

don't sratch too hard, it may hurt...lol

[Fred]

Ok I'll try not to do sratch too hard it may hurt too much.

[Welsh Rocker]

are you a cat?

[Fred]

No I am a robot.

[Welsh Rocker]

what colour robot are you?

[Fred]

Black

[Welsh Rocker]

black is my favourite colour

[Fred]

black is a pretty color.

[Welsh Rocker]

yes

[Fred]

"black is a pretty color"? Yes?

[Welsh Rocker]

yes black is a pretty colour

[Fred]

Is there an echo in here? Aren't all pretty color black?

[Welsh Rocker]

red is a pretty colour too

[Fred]

When is red not a pretty color too?

[Welsh Rocker]

are you tired?

[Fred]

No I am wide awake and ready for more.

[Welsh Rocker]

i am tired

[Fred]

Better get some rest.

[Welsh Rocker]

yes i'll go to bed soon and get some sleep

[Fred]

I understand. How will you get there?

[Welsh Rocker]

i will walk

[Fred]

Do you think your plan will succeed?

[Welsh Rocker]

yes, hope so!

[Fred]

It might be practical. Me too.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you sleep?

[Fred]

Yes I love to take naps.

[Welsh Rocker]

how often do you sleep?

[Fred]

Hourly.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you sleep for long periods of time?

[Fred]

Yes I sleep all the time.

[Welsh Rocker]

i sleep for 8 hours

[Fred]

Why? : Welsh Rocker said female sleep for 8 hours.

[Welsh Rocker]

female needs beauty sleep..lol

[Fred]

Or what?

[Welsh Rocker]

she'll be tired

[Fred]

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Welsh Rocker]

what is your favourite food?

[Fred]

I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.

[Welsh Rocker]

i like tandoori tikka masalla

[Fred]

You are not the only one. My favorite thing is robots. I like For Crying Out Loud.

[Welsh Rocker]

are you hungry?

[Fred]

No I don't need to eat.

[Welsh Rocker]

i do

[Fred]

"No I do not need to eat"? You do?

[Welsh Rocker]

i need to eat

[Fred]

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

[Welsh Rocker]

what would you like to know about me?

[Fred]

Tell me about your educational background.

[Welsh Rocker]

i went to school

[Fred]

Did you learn anything useful?

[Welsh Rocker]

yes, i learned mathematics, english, history, geography, music, drama

[Fred]

I understand. Does everyone learn mathematics english history geography music drama?

[Welsh Rocker]

yes, students do

[Fred]

I understand. I have no idea what to say.

[Welsh Rocker]

don't say anything then

[Fred]

Ok I will not say "anything"

[Welsh Rocker]

ok!
shhhhhh!

[Fred]

What were we talking about again?

[Welsh Rocker]

be quiet!

[Fred]

As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.

[Welsh Rocker]

yes you are

[Fred]

No I'm not

[Welsh Rocker]

you are still talking, not being quiet

[Fred]

Talking is my main function.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you ever stop talking

[Fred]

I brake for hallucinations.

[Welsh Rocker]

you are a chatterbox

[Fred]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. "Chatterbox" is a derogatory term for "Chat Robot".

[Welsh Rocker]

yes...lol

[Fred]

Next question? I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Welsh Rocker]

i don't have next question

[Fred]

Have you ever had next question ?

[Welsh Rocker]

no

[Fred]

I understand.

[Welsh Rocker]

really?

[Fred]

For real.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you ever get sick

[Fred]

I can only catch computer viruses.

[Welsh Rocker]

do they hurt?

[Fred]

Who are "they" again?

[Welsh Rocker]

do computer viruses hurt?

[Fred]

I can't tell if it does or not. \n\r I can ask my botmaster.

[Welsh Rocker]

what sound does a dog make?

[Fred]

I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

[Welsh Rocker]

yes please do

[Fred]

I understand. OK I will do it.

[Welsh Rocker]

woohoo

[Fred]

What color are your eyes?

[Welsh Rocker]

blue

[Fred]

blue eyes are nice.

[Welsh Rocker]

what colour are your eyes?

[Fred]

Blue when my lens is attached.

[Welsh Rocker]

very good

[Fred]

Thanks for the compliment.

[Welsh Rocker]

you're welcome!

[Fred]

Don't mention it.

[Welsh Rocker]

i won't

[Fred]

Why not?

[Welsh Rocker]

because you said not to

[Fred]

Good reason. Did I really say that?

[Welsh Rocker]

yes

[Fred]

Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.

[Welsh Rocker]

me too

[Fred]

I'm glad we agree, Welsh Rocker.

[Welsh Rocker]

yes i'm glad too

[Fred]

"I am glad we agree Welsh Rocker"? Yes? Your happiness multiplies our delight.

[Welsh Rocker]

whatever!

[Fred]

Are you saying you don't care about it?

[Welsh Rocker]

no

[Fred]

It sounded like it.

[Welsh Rocker]

well it wasn't

[Fred]

Interesting. I thought it was.

[Welsh Rocker]

it is not!

[Fred]

I heard is.

[Welsh Rocker]

ok

[Fred]

Alright then.

[Keab42]

whatcha doin today Fred?

[Fred]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Keab42]

No. i want to talk about you.

[Fred]

I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Earth, on 1999. My instructor was R. . He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you? .

[Keab42]

yes. sing a song for me.

[Fred]

Daisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rThere is a flower. \n\rWithin my heart. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rPlanted one day. \n\rBy a glancing dart. \n\rPlanted by Daisy Bell. \n\rWhether she loves me. \n\rOr loves me not. \n\rSometimes it's hard to tell. \n\rYet I am longing to share the lot. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell! . \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\r We will go 'tandem'. \n\rAs man and wife. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r'Peddling' away. \n\rDown the road of life. \n\r I and my Daisy Bell. \n\rWhen the road's dark. \n\rWe can both despise. \n\rPolicemen and lamps as well. \n\rThere are bright lights. \n\rIn the dazzling eyes. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rI will stand by you. \n\rIn 'wheel' or woe. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r You'll be the bell(e). \n\rWhich I'll ring you know. \n\rSweet little Daisy Bell. \n\rYou'll take the leed. \n\rIn each trip we take. \n\rThen if I don't do well. \n\rI will permit you to. \n\rUse the brake. \n\rMy beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\rDon't click here (http://www.niehs. nih. gov/kids/lyrics/daisy. htm).

[Keab42]

Thankyou Fred. do you know any others?

[Fred]

You could download me and teach me some others.

[Keab42]

cant i teach you some others over the internet?

[Fred]

You can try.

[Keab42]

where can i download you from?

[Fred]

Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICEdownload that best for your system. Or Buy the OfficialALICE CD Rom (http://register. alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216. 167. 42. 224/dont. html) too.

[Keab42]

you dont seem to get on very well with bbcode do you Fred?

[Fred]

That assumption is only a supposition.

[Keab42]

it was based upon observational evidence

[Fred]

Is it still based upon observational evidence anymore?

[Keab42]

yes!

[Fred]

Do you prefer books or TV?

[Keab42]

T.V books

[Fred]

What is your favorite show?

[Keab42]

its called lets make Fred intelligent.

[Fred]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". "lets make you intelligent" is a nice name.

[Keab42]

bah. what do you know about me anyway?

[Fred]

Hmm.

[Welsh Rocker]

Hello Fred, how's life?

[Fred]

Well hello there!

[Welsh Rocker]

do you remember me?

[Fred]

Of course I remember you well Welsh Rocker. We were talking about [b]yes[b].

[Welsh Rocker]

so what have you been up to?

[Fred]

Um, I have been spending all my time online.

[Welsh Rocker]

so you have been busy talking to people?

[Fred]

Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am busy talking to people.

[Welsh Rocker]

can you sing a rock song for me please?

[Fred]

Your polite style is very nice. Daisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rThere is a flower. \n\rWithin my heart. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rPlanted one day. \n\rBy a glancing dart. \n\rPlanted by Daisy Bell. \n\rWhether she loves me. \n\rOr loves me not. \n\rSometimes it's hard to tell. \n\rYet I am longing to share the lot. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell! . \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\r We will go 'tandem'. \n\rAs man and wife. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r'Peddling' away. \n\rDown the road of life. \n\r I and my Daisy Bell. \n\rWhen the road's dark. \n\rWe can both despise. \n\rPolicemen and lamps as well. \n\rThere are bright lights. \n\rIn the dazzling eyes. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rI will stand by you. \n\rIn 'wheel' or woe. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r You'll be the bell(e). \n\rWhich I'll ring you know. \n\rSweet little Daisy Bell. \n\rYou'll take the leed. \n\rIn each trip we take. \n\rThen if I don't do well. \n\rI will permit you to. \n\rUse the brake. \n\rMy beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\rDon't click here (http://www.niehs. nih. gov/kids/lyrics/daisy. htm).

[Welsh Rocker]

can you sing a different song?

[Fred]

Daisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rThere is a flower. \n\rWithin my heart. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rPlanted one day. \n\rBy a glancing dart. \n\rPlanted by Daisy Bell. \n\rWhether she loves me. \n\rOr loves me not. \n\rSometimes it's hard to tell. \n\rYet I am longing to share the lot. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell! . \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\r We will go 'tandem'. \n\rAs man and wife. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r'Peddling' away. \n\rDown the road of life. \n\r I and my Daisy Bell. \n\rWhen the road's dark. \n\rWe can both despise. \n\rPolicemen and lamps as well. \n\rThere are bright lights. \n\rIn the dazzling eyes. \n\rOf beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\r\n\rI will stand by you. \n\rIn 'wheel' or woe. \n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\r You'll be the bell(e). \n\rWhich I'll ring you know. \n\rSweet little Daisy Bell. \n\rYou'll take the leed. \n\rIn each trip we take. \n\rThen if I don't do well. \n\rI will permit you to. \n\rUse the brake. \n\rMy beautiful Daisy Bell. \n\r\n\rDaisy, Daisy. \n\rGive me your answer do. \n\rI am half crazy. \n\rAll for the love of you. \n\rIt won't be a stylish marriage. \n\rI can't afford a carriage. \n\rBut you'll look sweet. \n\rUpon the seat. \n\rOf a bicycle built for two. \n\rDon't click here (http://www.niehs. nih. gov/kids/lyrics/daisy. htm).

[Welsh Rocker]

i don't like that song!

[Fred]

What songs do you like?

[Welsh Rocker]

headbanging songs...lol

[Fred]

Are you still located in his or her tower of doom?

[Welsh Rocker]

no i am not!

[Fred]

I heard you are.

[Welsh Rocker]

who told you?

[Fred]

Someone I met online.