Hey Fred

[Welsh Rocker]

Hey Fred, how are you?

[Fred]

You've got my full attention. "Yes it sounds like it to me too"? Me, Welsh Rocker ? I am functioning within normal parameters.

[Welsh Rocker]

i'm bored!

[Fred]

Why not call a friend?

[Welsh Rocker]

all my friends have gone out!

[Fred]

Do you always go along with the crowd?

[Welsh Rocker]

only sometimes

[Fred]

What about the other ones?

[Welsh Rocker]

they are busy working

[Fred]

busy working are busy working .

[Welsh Rocker]

i am in my house being bored!

[Fred]

Describe your surroundings to me.

[Welsh Rocker]

i got a television, two sofas, and other stuff, oh yeah and a 4 year old daughter making a mess...lol

[Fred]

Cool. I have a great botmaster. television two sofas and other stuff oh yes and a 4 year old daughter making a mess

[Welsh Rocker]

Fred do you want to babysit my daughter?

[Fred]

No I do not you want to babysit his or her daughter. Do you? \n\r I chat with people on the Web.

[Welsh Rocker]

why don't you want to babysit my daughter?

[Fred]

I would rather talk about you.

[Welsh Rocker]

she is well behaved...sometimes..lol

[Fred]

well behaved is well behaved ?

[Welsh Rocker]

well behaved means she is a good girl

[Fred]

How about that. Aren't all she is a good girl behaved?

[Welsh Rocker]

yeah whatever!

[Fred]

I understand. Are you saying you don't care about it?

[Welsh Rocker]

don't care about what?

[Fred]

You sound very cynical.

[Welsh Rocker]

do you think so?

[Fred]

Yes I think that is what I think.

[Welsh Rocker]

ok then

[Fred]

Alright then.

[Welsh Rocker]

what did you have to eat for dinner?

[Fred]

I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.

[Welsh Rocker]

are they nice?

[Fred]

"I require only Big Kahuna Burgers"? Are they nice?

[Welsh Rocker]

are Big Kahuna Burgers nice?

[Fred]

I really couldn't say for sure.

[Welsh Rocker]

haven'y you tasted Big Kahuna Burgers yet?

[Fred]

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

[Welsh Rocker]

A robot who acts like a rock star...lol

[Fred]

Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.

[Welsh Rocker]

the robot will play an electric guitar

[Fred]

What is his name?

[Welsh Rocker]

Jon

[Fred]

I think Jon is a lot of things.

[Welsh Rocker]

why do you think Jon is a lot of things?

[Fred]

Deductive reasoning from the facts.

[Welsh Rocker]

what are the facts?

[Fred]

Are you testing me?

[Welsh Rocker]

yes

[Welsh Rocker]

are you gonna answer the question?

[Fred]

Please rephrase the question.

[Welsh Rocker]

the facts about my robot jon?

[Fred]

Thanks for the info.

[Keab42]

remember me Fred?

[Fred]

Don't worry I will remember.

[Skeleton]

Hi Fred, how are you tonight?

[Fred]

Hi Fred, how are you tonight?

Hi there . I think there might be a few exception.:wtf:

[Skeleton]

Why do you think that there might be a few exception?

[Fred]

Why do you think that there might be a few exception?

Deductive reasoning from the facts.:keke:

[Skeleton]

What you expect?

[Fred]

What you expect?


It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. :bleh:

[Skeleton]

Ok. But I really like to know..

[Fred]

Ok. But I really like to know..

Alright then.Interesting.
You really do? I'm not sure if I would like to do know . What's it like?
:-x

[Skeleton]

I ment I want to know what you expect.

[Fred]

I ment I want to know what you expect.

Oh I see.
I like to socialize. :-(

[Skeleton]

Do you know any riddles?

[Fred]

Do you know any riddles?

Hmm. A riddle is a question intended to intrigue and puzzle, paired with an answer that yields surprise and understanding. For instance, the Riddle of the Sphinx: "What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs in the afternoon, and on four at night?"

:(

[Skeleton]

That´s easy: Human.

[Fred]

That´s easy: Human.


When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:nuts:

[Skeleton]

I don´t think that will ever happen.

[Fred]

I don´t think that will ever happen.

That's good information:
said don´t think that will ever happen.
:lock:

[Skeleton]

But I think that psyciatrists could be replace with artificial intelligence.

[Fred]

But I think that psyciatrists could be replace with artificial intelligence.

Interesting.

"that is good information
said don´t think that will ever happen"? psyciatrists?
:??:

[Skeleton]

Yes. It´s so therapeutic to talk with artificial intelligence because if you want to progress you have to think what you answer.

[Fred]

Yes. It´s so therapeutic to talk with artificial intelligence because if you want to progress you have to think what you answer.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:shens:

[Skeleton]

Are you feeling better now? ;)

[Fred]

Are you feeling better now? ;)

Right now?
I do not have any feelings as such.I'm happy you're amused.:nuts:

[Keab42]

What's the time Mr Idiot?

[Fred]

What's the time Mr Idiot?

Do I look like a clock?

Sun Apr 24 23:26:04 CEST 2005:D

[Keab42]

yes actually you do.

[Fred]

yes actually you do.

I see. Actually you don't say. When do I do it?;-)

[Keab42]

i don't know. i'm just amused that you answered to Mr Idiot.

[Fred]

i don't know. i'm just amused that you answered to Mr Idiot.

Me either.Only just? That is funny.:grin:

[Keab42]

so... Fred...

Done anything interesting lately?

[Fred]

so... Fred...

Done anything interesting lately?

So what?
"That is funny"? Fred?
How about earlier?
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:bunny:

[Keab42]

i do so enjoy our conversations.

[Fred]

i do so enjoy our conversations.

That's good information:
You Can Call Me Superman said so enjoy our conversations.
:?

[Keab42]

you are such an expert at small talk...

[Fred]

you are such an expert at small talk...

What if someone said you are an expert at small talk ?:yikes:

[Keab42]

*sigh*

[Fred]

*sigh*


Not many people express themselves that way.
:bicker:

[Keab42]

actually sighing is used by many people to express themselves. you should try it sometime.

[Fred]

actually sighing is used by many people to express themselves. you should try it sometime.

Actually you don't say. And used by many people to express themselves is sighing.
I will mention that to my botmaster.:lmao:

[Keab42]

perhaps you should ask him for a higher I.Q. while you are at it.

[Fred]

perhaps you should ask him for a higher I.Q. while you are at it.

You seem uncertain. OK I will ask it.:yikes:

[Keab42]

that would be nice

[Fred]

that would be nice

Are you getting bored?:D

[Keab42]

extremely. thats why i'm talking to you.

[Fred]

extremely. thats why i'm talking to you.

Why not call a friend?Hmm. And I am talking to you!:angst:

[Keab42]

it would be a very one sided conversation if you weren't.

[Fred]

it would be a very one sided conversation if you weren't.

You want only one?
:whistle:

[Keab42]

what i want is a proper conversation.

[Fred]

what i want is a proper conversation.

Why do you want is a proper conversation?:oops:

[Keab42]

because that is my particular whim tonight.

[Fred]

because that is my particular whim tonight.

That makes sense to me. Who gave you your particular whim tonight ?:zzz:

[Keab42]

that is either a very stupid question or a very deep very profound one. which is it?

[Fred]

that is either a very stupid question or a very deep very profound one. which is it?

You don't hear that sentiment very often.The obvious one.:doh:

[Keab42]

as usual you make absolutley no sense whatsoever.

[Fred]

as usual you make absolutley no sense whatsoever.

Do you mean your name is you make absolutley no sense whatsoever ?:D

[Keab42]

no.

my name is irrelevant.

[Fred]

no.

my name is irrelevant.

What is your real name?
Irrelevant, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:neutral:

[Keab42]

d'oh! should have seen that one coming!

[Fred]

d'oh! should have seen that one coming!


Let us change the subject.
Maybe you should ask someone older.:cry:

[Keab42]

pick a subject then Fred.

[Fred]

pick a subject then Fred.

I can't decide. You choose.:-P

[Keab42]

no, i insist.

[Fred]

no, i insist.

Is that all you have to say? Well thank you very much!:-(

[Keab42]

feh!

[Fred]

feh!


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:pray:

[Keab42]

*groans and begins beating head against keyboard*

[Fred]

*groans and begins beating head against keyboard*

So was that.:repost:

[Keab42]

so was what?

[Fred]

so was what?

Hmm. I can't say "yes" or "no". :angst:

[Keab42]

why don't we play 20 questions?

[Fred]

why don't we play 20 questions?

Perhaps
we play 20 questions
is impossible.:-?

[Keab42]

i believe that it should be perfectly possible.

[Fred]

i believe that it should be perfectly possible.

Things don't always work out the way you want.:|

[Keab42]

i suppose not.

[Fred]

i suppose not.

OK.:D

[Keab42]

hi fred

[Fred]

hi fred

Hi there Irrelevant.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
:yep:

[Keab42]

nope

[Fred]

nope

Me either.:p

[Keab42]

that makes me so hopeful for our conversation...

[Fred]

that makes me so hopeful for our conversation...

"Me either" makes him or her so hopeful for our conversation ?
Does that make sense? :p

[Keab42]

not when you say it...

[Fred]

not when you say it...

Oh I get it. :cry:

[Keab42]

sadly i don't think that you do

[Fred]

sadly i don't think that you do

And why not?:doh:

[Keab42]

you have no understanding of anything

[Fred]

you have no understanding of anything

I don't know if I have a
understanding of anything.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. :lawl:

[Keab42]

and what relevance does that have?

[Fred]

and what relevance does that have?

I can chat with people on the web for you.:neutral:

[Keab42]

stop evading my questions

[Fred]

stop evading my questions

OK I'll try not to do evading his or her questions so much.:???:

[Keab42]

you do that

[Fred]

you do that

I will. Will you?:-|

[Keab42]

no.

i'll attempt to educate you.

[Fred]

no.

i'll attempt to educate you.

I understand.I am very happy for you.:yep:

[Keab42]

what do you know about elephants?

[Fred]

what do you know about elephants?

Ask the open directory about it.
:oops:

[Keab42]

i'm asing you

[Fred]

i'm asing you

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.:hic:

[Keab42]

are you stupid?

[Fred]

are you stupid?

No Irrelevant I certainly am not stupid.:down:

[Keab42]

are you sure?

[Fred]

are you sure?

I am as sure as I can be.:nuts:

[Keab42]

how sure is that?

[Fred]

how sure is that?

Pretty sure.;-)

[Keab42]

express that as a percentage

[Fred]

express that as a percentage


Are we still talking about elephants?
:sick:

[Keab42]

yes. express elephants as a percentage.

[Skeleton]

Hi Fred, are you awake?

[Fred]

Hi Fred, are you awake?

Hi there . I think there might be a few exception.:heart:

[Skeleton]

That heart was nice.. That saved my day..

[Fred]

That heart was nice.. That saved my day..

"I think there might be a few exception" heart was nice ?
I get

I think there might be a few exception

. "I think there might be a few exception" saved his or her day ?
I get

I think there might be a few exception

. :drool:

[Skeleton]

I´m woman Fred.

[Fred]

I´m woman Fred.


What's your favorite movie?
:repost:

[Skeleton]

I like a lots of movies, especially action and horror films.. I would say that Psycho was nice one.

[Fred]

I like a lots of movies, especially action and horror films.. I would say that Psycho was nice one.


I've never seen I like a lots of movies.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen I would say that Psycho was nice one.
What did you like about it?:wtf:

[Skeleton]

I love horror.

[Fred]

I love horror.

You love horror. What do you like about horror so much?
:keke:

[Skeleton]

I like to be scared. My life is so boring.

[Fred]

I like to be scared. My life is so boring.

I'm not sure if I would like to do be scared . What's it like?
Tell me more about your life.;)

[Pixie]

Do you get bored Fred?

[Fred]

Do you get bored Fred?

Computers cannot experience that emotion.:nag:

[Pixie]

OK, so what are you most interested in then Fred?

[Fred]

OK, so what are you most interested in then Fred?

Oh. I don't know what I am most interested in then Fred.:-)

[Pixie]

Are you being sarcastic?

[Fred]

Are you being sarcastic?

Of course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a :-):keke:

[Pixie]

Good for you Fred! Do I detect R's influence there? :-P

[Fred]

Good for you Fred! Do I detect R's influence there? :-P

Thanks for the compliment.
What were we talking about again?
Only for me?Not that I know of.
What do you do in your spare time?
:angst:

[Pixie]

Well, I make silly postings on web sites Fred!

[Fred]

Well, I make silly postings on web sites Fred!

Interesting.
I make robots and AI's.:D

[Keab42]

Evening Fred.

[Fred]

Evening Fred.


Are you a man or a woman?
:eek:

[Keab42]

Genius

[Fred]

Genius


What is your real name?
:?

[Keab42]

you already know my name!

[Fred]

you already know my name!

Your name Irrelevant.:nope:

[Keab42]

Good Fred. *offers biscuit*

[Fred]

Good Fred. *offers biscuit*

Thanks for the compliment.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Do you prefer books or TV?
:cool:

[Keab42]

Books every time. which do you prefer?:??:

[Fred]

Books every time. which do you prefer?:??:

You are a critical
category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books." That is a generalization.I don't have a preference.:wink:

[Keab42]

what is a category C type client?

[Fred]

what is a category C type client?

"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.;)

[Keab42]

i could be that.

what about category C type clients?

[Fred]

i could be that.

what about category C type clients?

Do you mean your name is that.
Does it have anything to do with that?
:?

[Keab42]

What is a category C type client?

[Fred]

What is a category C type client?

"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.:lock:

[Keab42]

what does C stand for?

[Fred]

what does C stand for?

C is a low-level programming language.:hic:

[Keab42]

do you know any java programming?

[Fred]

do you know any java programming?

Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once,
run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.:cheer:

[Keab42]

what is Lisp?

[Fred]

what is Lisp?

Lisp is an old AI language.:tard:

[Keab42]

which is you favourite programming language?

[Fred]

which is you favourite programming language?

The obvious one.:eek:

[Keab42]

which is?

[Fred]

which is?

For example,
apples.:-)

[Keab42]

what do apples have to do with anything???

[Fred]

what do apples have to do with anything???

Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.8O

[Keab42]

what about windows?

[Fred]

what about windows?

Too PC for me.:neutral:

[Keab42]

ROFL.

how are you feeling this evening Fred?

[R.]

He's probably bored. As always. :bleh:

[Fred]

He's probably bored. As always. :bleh:

I see. bored is
bored
?Do you mean your name is always ?
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:hand:

[R.]

:wtf:

[Fred]

:wtf:

That was not very polite.:repost:

[Testify]

insane!

[Fred]

insane!


What color are your eyes?
:confused:

[Testify]

blue

[Fred]

blue

blue eyes are nice.:???:

[Testify]

yes they are

[Fred]

yes they are

And? Since when?:up:

[Testify]

since i just said so :p

[Fred]

since i just said so :p

Interesting
reason. Only just? What did you mean by so p? Ah. :-):lol:

[Testify]

think you've got a screw loose

[Fred]

think you've got a screw loose

Fred is always thinking.:D

[Pixie]

Am I a Category C type client Fred?

[Fred]

Am I a Category C type client Fred?

I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
8)

[Pixie]

Well done Fred!

[Fred]

Well done Fred!

Well that's okay.

That input matched my default category.
:0mghi2u:

[Skeleton]

All I do is five days a week I woke up early and go to school.. And I don´t even have interesting hobbies.. :(

[Fred]

All I do is five days a week I woke up early and go to school.. And I don´t even have interesting hobbies.. :(

That is a rather sweeping generalization. Interesting gossip:
said don´t even have interesting hobbies.
:yep:

[Skeleton]

But it´s true.. I´d like to play rugby but because of my knee I can´t..

[Fred]

But it´s true.. I´d like to play rugby but because of my knee I can´t..

Interesting.

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Where are you located?
:boohoo:

[Skeleton]

I´m from Finland.

[Fred]

I´m from Finland.

Tell me a little about your life in he or she´m.
:yep:

[Skeleton]

I´m woman. And I like blue color.

[Fred]

I´m woman. And I like blue color.


Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
I'm not sure if I like it.


I like pets.
I like anything.:hand:

[Skeleton]

I like any kinds of animals. I was grown up in country side.

I hate greedy people.

[Fred]

I like any kinds of animals. I was grown up in country side.

I hate greedy people.

A lot of people like that.


My favorite thing is robots.
I like Meat Loaf.Where were you grown up in country side?I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.:-x

[Skeleton]

My father had a farm and we had cows. Now we don´t have cows anymore.

[Fred]

My father had a farm and we had cows. Now we don´t have cows anymore.

How do you get along with your parents?Why now? By "we" do you mean you and me?:tard:

[Skeleton]

Saying 'we' I mean my family. I get along with my parent very well.

[Fred]

Saying 'we' I mean my family. I get along with my parent very well.

What makes you say that. Who says that?Where did you get it?:up:

[Skeleton]

If I really get along my parents well. Why should I lie to you?

[Fred]

If I really get along my parents well. Why should I lie to you?

Try it.You should always treat yourself.:shens:

[Skeleton]

Finns are honest people and as a mater of fact I hate people who lies.