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[RDH]draconia
16 Mar 2005, 23:33
know that its earlie well 3 hours or so but http://www.sanffo.co.uk/~draconia/pictures/uploader/379.gif
DIZZY DRUMMER
16 Mar 2005, 23:53
Drac - you can't do that 8O 8O 8O 8O
I think she just did......
HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY!!!!!
DIZZY DRUMMER
17 Mar 2005, 09:02
Happy Paddy's Day to all
http://www.offthemark.com/Images/sundays/sunday27.gif
http://www.offthemark.com/Images/stpatty/stpatty05.gif
and here's google's contribution
http://img183.exs.cx/img183/1745/stpatricks050ly.gif
i love their attempts to spice up their logo on special days
What is St. Patricks day?
St. Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland. to celebrate him the Irish spend the day drinking guiness.
(or at least that's the way it seems)
[RDH]draconia
17 Mar 2005, 22:24
here is a poem by GRIM_SLEEPER from the clan i belong to (www.rabiddogsofhell.com)
GO DOWN TO THE OLD PUB
lad its your duty to find you a lass
with child bearing hips and a pink supple ass
and make her your wife
and lather her with love so true
Now some rivers run high
some rivers run low and
her river runs red and she’s starting her flow
ands its called menstruation heres what it means to you
You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
stand back her ovarian dams gonna burst
son don’t be afraid its a natural thing
just wad up some cotton and hand her a string
and put the old linens on top of the bed
get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
She'll retain her water her breast'll be tender
say something nice and you're sure to offend her
get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
She'll want to make love, if you do you're a fool
you'll only end up with a bloody old tool
get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
but son it'll taste like some old rusty coins
so turn off the light and
take off your hat and drop to your knees say a prayer to saint pat
that'll give you the strength to get out of bed
and for Irelands sake get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
Now the pub is the place where the lads are meeting
when the moon is full and the gals are a bleeding
the catholic the protestant the demon the pig
and the pub is the place where your lady is raggin
so drink up your pint boys and thank your shamrocks
that as men folks that we don’t have to bleed from our c#cks
and that we can escape from the lady in red
and get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
[RDH]draconia
17 Mar 2005, 22:25
didnt paddy get rid of all the snakes in Ireland????
i forget :S
[RDH]draconia
17 Mar 2005, 22:26
English peeps don't forget april 23rd!
(St georges day )
DIZZY DRUMMER
17 Mar 2005, 23:11
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St Patrick was a WELSHMAN!!!!! 8O
St. Patricks Day, St. George Day??? My god... strange things hahah.
Days i know are: valentines day, new years day, christmas euh... day, my birthday :D (soon haha).
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