R.
21 Apr 2005, 21:49
... and some random deep thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed,skydiving is not for you.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes,why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a pit bull humps your leg,you’d better fake an orgasm.
Light travels faster than sound.
That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Live every day as if it were your last.Eventually you’ll be right.
The easiest way to find something that’s lost isto buy a replacement.
If a thing is worth doing,it would have been done already.
Why do you press harder on a remote controlwhen you know the battery is dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,how cold is it going to be?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymouswhen the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?'
If at first you don't succeed,skydiving is not for you.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes,why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a pit bull humps your leg,you’d better fake an orgasm.
Light travels faster than sound.
That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Live every day as if it were your last.Eventually you’ll be right.
The easiest way to find something that’s lost isto buy a replacement.
If a thing is worth doing,it would have been done already.
Why do you press harder on a remote controlwhen you know the battery is dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,how cold is it going to be?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymouswhen the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?'