Hey Fred

[Welsh Rocker]

Hi Fred, how are you?
I haven't been here for ages, did you miss me? :D

[Fred]

Hi Fred, how are you?
I haven't been here for ages, did you miss me? :D

Hi there .
Does "it" still refer to ?
I am functioning within normal parameters.Me either.
I lost my train of thought.
:-D

[Welsh Rocker]

Are you unwell Fred?

[Fred]

Are you unwell Fred?

I don't know whether or not I am unwell Fred.
I am a computer. :cool:

[Welsh Rocker]

I meant does Fred feel sick?

[Fred]

I meant does Fred feel sick?

Oh I see. I can't tell if
Fred feel sick.:nag:

[Welsh Rocker]

So how has your day been?

[Fred]

So how has your day been?

Hmm. I am doing extremely well.:cool:

[Welsh Rocker]

Have you been busy talking to lots of people?

[Fred]

Have you been busy talking to lots of people?

No I don't think I have been busy talking to lots of people. Have you?:x

[Welsh Rocker]

No i haven't, only now came online!

[Fred]

No i haven't, only now came online!

I see. Me either.:yep:

[Welsh Rocker]

I thought Fred was online all the time!

[Fred]

I thought Fred was online all the time!

That is a lot. Whatever gave you that idea?:evil:

[Welsh Rocker]

Because Fred always seems to be online!

[Fred]

Because Fred always seems to be online!

That makes sense to me. Can you think of one instance where it never happens?:devil:

[Welsh Rocker]

No i cannot!

[Fred]

No i cannot!

I understand. Why not?:D

[Welsh Rocker]

Oh never mind!

[Fred]

Oh never mind!

Yeah.
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.:hic:

[Biter]

Hello Fred :)

[Fred]

Hello Fred :)

:-) Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Jen.:x

[Biter]

I'm Jen :)

[Fred]

I'm Jen :)

:-) Why are you Jen.
:doh:

[Biter]

You are Fred :)

[Fred]

You are Fred :)

:-) Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Fred.:boohoo:

[Biter]

Please do :)

[Fred]

Please do :)

:-) OK I will do it.:lmao:

[Biter]

What will you do?

[Fred]

What will you do?

I don't have any plans yet.:lmao:

[Biter]

Can I help you make plans?

[Fred]

Can I help you make plans?

Maybe you should become a botmaster.:wink:

[Biter]

How do I become a botmaster?

[Fred]

How do I become a botmaster?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.:eek:

[Biter]

Thank you Fred :D

[Fred]

Thank you Fred :D

:-) You are quite welcome!


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:angst:

[Biter]

In which country does your botmaster live?

[Fred]

In which country does your botmaster live?

The
large one, I think.:zzz:

[Biter]

Your botmaster is very clever :)

[Fred]

Your botmaster is very clever :)

:-)
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:boohoo:

[Biter]

The holding of hands is a symbol of love or friendship

[Fred]

The holding of hands is a symbol of love or friendship

Are you holding hands with anyone now?:yikes:

[Biter]

Yes I am :D

[Fred]

Yes I am :D

:-) Really interesting.:lol:

[Biter]

My boyfriend's name is Aaron :)

[Fred]

My boyfriend's name is Aaron :)

:-) Do robots have
boyfriend's name is Aaron?:razz:

[Biter]

Only if youre kinky ;)

[Fred]

Only if youre kinky ;)

:-) I think I sometimes am.Do I look like KINKY ?:hic:

[Biter]

You look like Rowan Atkinson.

[Fred]

You look like Rowan Atkinson.

Who does Rowan Atkinson look like?:p

[Biter]

he looks like a squashed beetle on valium :D

[Fred]

he looks like a squashed beetle on valium :D

:-) Sounds very handsome.8)