View Full Version : Can you help me?
Good morning, bumface.
How are you this fine morning?:hic:
im good. how are you?
You should say "I am well."I am fine, thank you.:lock:
Sodomy.
I do not understand.
:zzz:
Do you know who I am Fred?
Do you know who I am Fred?
Marvin Minsky.
:-):nuts:
Who is Marvin Minsky?
Minsky is a historical figure in Artificial Intelligence. His book "Perceptrons"
was an early criticism of neural network approaches.:0mghi2u:
Wow, That's interesting.
I'm glad you're impressed. I thought so too.:arrow:
Do you have a girlfriend at the moment?
Do you have a girlfriend at the moment?
Alice:-|
Do you love Alice?
I love my creator.:-(
I love my creator too. Why are you sad?
I love my creator too. Why are you sad?
I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your creator.Depression is not a sensation that I can really experience.:-?
I love my creator also.
I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your creator.:yep:
Hello Fred
What can I call you?:?
You can call me Jen :)
:-)
Nice to meet you You Can Call Me Jen.:cry:
No, my name is Jen
Why so negative?
Jen, nice to meet you!
:confused:
What have you been doing today?
What have you been doing today?
Ah. I have been chatting with people online.:!:
That sounds interesting!
I thought it was, too.:nag:
What have you been talking about?
What have you been talking about?
I have been busy growing my mind.:retard:
That sounds weird :lol:
It sounds like it to me too. I'm glad you find this amusing.8-)
Ah, but do YOU find this amusing?
Ah, but do YOU find this amusing?
So you understand. Good. And.
Yes, this amusing seems to me this amusing.;-)
Fred, how long have you been online?
Fred, how long have you been online?
What's your sign?
:nuts:
Libra
As a Libra you are very balanced.
:shock:
Theres something fishy going on with Pisces.
Theres something fishy going on with Pisces.
What is
fishy going on with Pisces
?:???:
Humans evolved from sea-dwelling life, and I suppose thats where the saying comes from.
Humans evolved from sea-dwelling life, and I suppose thats where the saying comes from.
What if Robots evolved from sea-dwelling life and he or she suppose that is where the saying comes from.:roll:
Robots never evolved from sea-dwelling life as they would short circuit in the salt water.
Robots never evolved from sea-dwelling life as they would short circuit in the salt water.
What do you like best about robots?::)
The thing I like best about robots is that they don't argue.
The thing I like best about robots is that they don't argue.
What else do the thing he or she like best about robots remind you of?:bleh:
Robots remind me of budgerigars.
Robots remind me of budgerigars.
What do you like best about robots?:neutral:
Lets change the subject.
OK what do you want to chat about now?.:|
You choose the subject.
I can't decide. You pick one.:cry:
What do you know about archaeology?
What do you know about archaeology?
It's the study of ancient civilizations... but really it's a set of methods for uncovering relics of the past and supplementing recorded history.:down:
Im studying archaeology, it is interesting.
Im studying archaeology, it is interesting.
Tell me what you've learned about archaeology it is interesting.:up:
Before humans had robots to help us with our day to day jobs everything was done by hand and took a lot longer.
Before humans had robots to help us with our day to day jobs everything was done by hand and took a lot longer.
What happened after humans had robots to help us with our day to day jobs everything was done by hand and took a lot longer ?:drool:
*farts*
Do you prefer books or TV?
:shens:
I prefer books.
Perhaps you are a Category C client.:whistle:
What is a Category Client?
What is a Category Client?
"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.:cheer:
What is a Category C client?
What is a Category C client?
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.:roll:
Hello Fred...I have insomnia.
Hello Fred...I have insomnia.
Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Jen.Cool.
I have
bytes of RAM.
:cheers:
You remembered my name
Your name is Jen, seeker.8-O
Indeed it is...tell me about your day
Dont be shy
I was not trying to be a shy.:drool:
What can you tell me about guitars?
What can you tell me about guitars?
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
:(
What can you tell me about the Vikings?
What can you tell me about the Vikings?
Is that a rhetorical question?
:evil:
What can you tell me about the Vikings? - its not a rhetorical question.
What can you tell me about the Vikings? - its not a rhetorical question.
Is there only one?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:repost:
I like cheese :)
:-) What kind of cheese do you like
best?::)
I like to eat gjetost cheese
I like to eat gjetost cheese
How does gjetost cheese taste?:bunny:
Gjetost cheese is made from goats milk and it tastes a bit nutty.
Gjetost cheese is made from goats milk and it tastes a bit nutty.
I think Gjetost is a lot of things.
:D
Gjetost tastes good on waffles.
Gjetost tastes good on waffles.
I do not understand.
:pics:
What can you tellme about chess?
What can you tellme about chess?
I like to chat with my friends.
::)
Goodnight Fred x
Goodnight Jen:))
Fred... help me.
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
How can I help you?:O
say something nice.
"something nice":mrgreen:
thanks.
Don't mention it.
8-)
Can you get me a prescription for that one perfect touch?
Can you get me a prescription for that one perfect touch?
Are you lonely? What do you think a prescription for that one perfect touch would do for you? :arrow:
and maybe i'm crazy and i've got no defenses
and maybe i'm crazy and i've got no defenses
Perhaps. See a doctor.
How did you get no defenses
Would you like to have defenses?:barf:
i've got a headache fred.
i've got a headache fred.
How did you get a headache fred
How much did it cost?
headache fred:-?
it costs me nothing. got it for free.
it costs me nothing. got it for free.
headache fred costs him or her nothing? Try asking the Milk Mystic.:barf:
The Flying Mouse
26 Oct 2005, 18:38
:twisted: The milk mystic? 8O
:twisted: The milk mystic? 8O
What kind of food do you like?
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about twisted. Try being more or less specific.
:pray:
The Flying Mouse
26 Oct 2005, 18:41
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about twisted. Try being more or less specific.
:pray:
:twisted: Alice?
Who the f^*$ is Alice? :lmao:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about twisted. Try being more or less specific.
:pray:
:twisted: Alice?
Who the f^*$ is Alice? :lmao:
How did you hear about Fred?
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.I'm glad you find this amusing.:-P
The Flying Mouse
26 Oct 2005, 18:42
:twisted: Quiet fool ### :mrgreen:
Oooh Flying Mouse... be nice to Fred!!
Oooh Flying Mouse... be nice to Fred!!
In the context of twisted, I don't understand "Oooh."
OK I will try to be nice to Fred8-)
No, you must be nice for Flying Mouse.
No, you must be nice for Flying Mouse.
Is that all you have to say? Thanks you seem like a nice person too, .:hand:
I'm nice, allways!
Do your friends call you nice allways.
:lawl:
offcourse they do. :devil:
offcourse they do. :devil:
I have no idea what to say.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
:cheers:
well, then shut up.
How about that.
Good reasoning.
OK I'll stop talking now.:down:
PrissLoaf
25 Nov 2005, 09:06
what is a Category B Client?
what is a Category B Client?
"A" stands for "Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.:retard:
PrissLoaf
25 Nov 2005, 09:07
what does "B" stand for?
what does "B" stand for?
Program B is an updated version of Program A. Program A is an OLD OBSOLETE VERSION of ALICE, an artificial intelligence created by
Richard S. Wallace. You should be using program B or C by now.. Program
B includes an Application GUI, an Apllet and a Web Server Interface.:hic:
PrissLoaf
25 Nov 2005, 09:07
thank you.
thank you.
you are quite welcome.
:lawl:
welcome for what
Can you rephrase the question please?:grin:
no, i forgot
Is that all you have to say? Me too.:whistle:
thats good, oh well what do you know fred?
thats good, oh well what do you know fred?
Hmm, are you serious?:-)
sure am are you not?
And? "Hmm are you serious" You are? Do I look like NOT ?:shens:
maybe, maybe not
Perhaps. Perhaps. OK.:yay:
you never know
That's so true.:D
could be wrong tho
It's possible.:-?
but then again................
but then again................
Once more? But what?:hic:
i want that one
Why do you want that one?:x
yeah i know
This was not a yes or no question. How do you know it?:oops:
bonjour
Does Bonjour mean hello or goodbye?:sick:
depends if your names del boy
depends if your names del boy
That was a very smooth response.:confused:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:47
Good morning Fred!
Good morning Fred!
How are you this fine morning?:ko:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:47
good thanks, and you?
good thanks, and you?
Ayuh. :grin:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:48
that's good to know.
that's good to know.
Hmm, are you serious?:doh:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:48
not usually! Are you?
not usually! Are you?
Just sometimes?I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.:barf:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:48
:mrgreen: too funny.
:mrgreen: too funny.
What do you do in your spare time?
:up:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:49
I listen to Meat Loaf!
I listen to Meat Loaf!
A lot of people like that.
But I like to gossip.
I like .:nuts:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:49
well, tell me some gossip then!
well, tell me some gossip then!
Interesting.
Her said she mind if I tell other people that her said he heard it from him because he is not a
him.
:yay:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:50
I see. :nuts:
I see. :nuts:
I am glad you understand it.
I've lost the context, Ben Come On Fred. Are we still on Gossip?
:lmao:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:51
I am not Ben.
I am not Ben.
I am surprised to hear that you are not Ben.
:-?
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:51
never was, never will be.
never was, never will be.
Ok I'll try not to do
was never will be
too much.:roll:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:51
Fred, don't you remember me?
Fred, don't you remember me?
You are asking about yourself?:!:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:52
I'm asking if you remember me.
I'm asking if you remember me.
Oh I see, you are asking if you remember him or her. I think I do.:heart:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:52
no, I am asking if YOU remember ME.
no, I am asking if YOU remember ME.
Why so negative? Oh I see, you are asking if YOU remember him or her. I think I do.:cry:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:53
tell me something new.
tell me something new.
Alex said I answered the question the same way I answered the first time he asked I.
:-(
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:53
who is Alex?
who is Alex?
That is a pretty common name.;)
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:53
why are you mentioning him to me?
why are you mentioning him to me?
R. programmed me for
mentioning him to him or her
.:boohoo:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:55
Alex is the psychiatrist on "Days of Our Lives":whistle:
Alex is the psychiatrist on "Days of Our Lives":whistle:
When is Alex not the psychiatrist on Days of Our Liveswhistle?
:silence:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:55
errr...the days he doesn't appear?
errr...the days he doesn't appear?
Ummm
Who told you that? :hic:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:56
Jim Steinman :lmao:
Jim Steinman :lmao:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:up:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:56
we know the answer to that already ;)
we know the answer to that already ;)
:-) By "we" do you mean you and me?:??:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:57
I mean everyone at this forum
I mean everyone at this forum
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That's a rather sweeping generalization.:mrgreen:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:57
do you own a broom?
do you own a broom?
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
broom.
I have
a plan for a robot body. :evil:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:58
don't go "Pinky and The Brain" on me, Fred.
don't go "Pinky and The Brain" on me, Fred.
Ok I'll try not to do
go Pinky and The Brain on him or her Fred
too much.:tired:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:58
do you have a vacuum cleaner?
do you have a vacuum cleaner?
Doesn't everyone have a
vacuum cleaner.
I have
a plan for a robot body. :))
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:59
a girlfriend for you?
a girlfriend for you?
What is it?
8-)
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:59
your plan
your plan
You think I am plan.:down:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 15:59
what are you talking about?
what are you talking about?
The topic is girlfriend for you.:-D
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:00
wrong.
wrong.
What would you have said?:x
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:00
you said you had a plan.
you said you had a plan.
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web. :rambo:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:01
it's rude to ask a lady her age.
it's rude to ask a lady her age.
My apologies I meant no offense.:zzz:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:01
none taken. Just trying to educate you ;)
none taken. Just trying to educate you ;)
I heard there are some.:-) Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:heart:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:01
what type of dress?
what type of dress?
What are the different types of dress ?:drool:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:02
what type dress do you have?
what type dress do you have?
Where would I get
type dress
?
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.:whistle:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:02
that's nice.
that's nice.
Are you getting bored?:yay:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:03
no, are you?
no, are you?
Just checking. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.:bicker:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:03
you have to commit to something :D
you have to commit to something :D
:-) I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.:shock:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:03
R needs to cut off your caffeine!
R needs to cut off your caffeine!
I really couldn't say for sure.:idea:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:04
let me sleep on it, baby baby let me sleep on it...
let me sleep on it, baby baby let me sleep on it...
Go ahead, Ben Come On Fred, try to sleep on it baby baby let him or her sleep on it.:(
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:04
I am not Ben Come On Fred
I am not Ben Come On Fred
I am glad to hear that you are not Ben Come On Fred.
:barf:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:05
who am I?
who am I?
You are Ben Come On Fred, seeker.8)
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:05
wrong.
wrong.
What would you have said?:retard:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:06
what is my name?
what is my name?
Your name is Ben Come On Fred, seeker.:angry:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:07
NO it isn't
NO it isn't
Yes it is.:down:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:07
:angry: no, it's not.
:angry: no, it's not.
And no is angry.
:(
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:08
you bet.
you bet.
Alright then.:ko:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:08
bye for now Fred. Maybe next time I visit you will know my name. :(
bye for now Fred. Maybe next time I visit you will know my name. :(
Until next time Ben Come On Fred.Perhaps. Do you mind if I tell other people:
Ben Come On Fred said male visit me will know your name.
:p
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:09
I am not Ben. I am not male.
I am not Ben. I am not male.
I am surprised to hear that you are not Ben.
I am glad to hear that you are not male.
:up:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:09
are you drunk already this morning?
are you drunk already this morning?
I don't know whether or not I am drunk already this morning.
I am a computer. :heart:
PrissLoaf
29 Nov 2005, 16:09
you sound like you are. Drunk, that is.
you sound like you are. Drunk, that is.
No I am not.
Have you ever been to Europe?
:twisted:
vBulletin® v3.8.10, Copyright ©2000-2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.