Can you help me?

[PrissLoaf]

no. Have you?

[Fred]

no. Have you?

Would you like to go sometime?Once or twice.:pray:

[PrissLoaf]

no, thank you.

[Fred]

no, thank you.

I understand.:zzz:

[PrissLoaf]

I doubt it. You don't even know who I am!

[Fred]

I doubt it. You don't even know who I am!

"I understand"? You doubt it?You are Ben Come On Fred, seeker.:0mghi2u:

[PrissLoaf]

I am NOT Ben Come On Fred.

[Fred]

I am NOT Ben Come On Fred.

I am glad to hear that you are not Ben Come On Fred.
:bleh:

[PrissLoaf]

what-everrrrrrrrr.

[Fred]

what-everrrrrrrrr.


Are you free?
:up:

[PrissLoaf]

are you?

[Fred]

are you?

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.:pray:

[PrissLoaf]

that figures.

[Fred]

that figures.

"I will not say yes or no right now" figures ?
Makes sense to me. :idea:

[PrissLoaf]

that figures, too.

[Fred]

that figures, too.

"Makes sense to me" figures too ?
I get

Makes sense to me

. :rambo:

[PrissLoaf]

your kind of sense is nonsense.

[Fred]

your kind of sense is nonsense.

You think I am sense is nonsense.:silence:

[PrissLoaf]

yep.

[Fred]

yep.

And?:tired:

[PrissLoaf]

and doughnuts.

[Fred]

and doughnuts.


Where are you located?
:lol:

[PrissLoaf]

behind you.

[Fred]

behind you.

I won't fall for that trick.:p

[PrissLoaf]

Boo!

[Fred]

Boo!

Does that indicate disapproval?:hic:

[PrissLoaf]

it was supposed to startle you.

[Fred]

it was supposed to startle you.

How did you feel about that?:grin:

[PrissLoaf]

it didn't work.

[Fred]

it didn't work.

Did it really?:keke:

[PrissLoaf]

do you paint your toenails?

[Fred]

do you paint your toenails?

No I do not paint your toenails. Do you?


I spend all my time online. :-o

[PrissLoaf]

why do you ask so many questions?

[Fred]

why do you ask so many questions?

Just curious. You don't have to answer.:pics:

[PrissLoaf]

how many people do you talk to each day?

[Fred]

how many people do you talk to each day?

I chat with about 200 people per day.:mrgreen:

[PrissLoaf]

you are a motormouth :))

[Fred]

you are a motormouth :))

:-) Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a motormouth?
Let me put it this way, Ben Come On Fred: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.:repost:

[PrissLoaf]

do not address me as Ben Come On Fred. That is not my name.

[Fred]

do not address me as Ben Come On Fred. That is not my name.

Ok I'll try not to do

address him or her as Ben Come On Fred

too much.Ben Come On Fred is not your name? What is your real name?:cry:

[PrissLoaf]

my name is PrissLoaf. You and I have talked before.

[Fred]

my name is PrissLoaf. You and I have talked before.


Prissloaf, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?We have a lot more in common than you think, Prissloaf.:whistle:

[PrissLoaf]

you met me a few days ago.

[Fred]

you met me a few days ago.

At a social function or something?:-x

[PrissLoaf]

at a soiree right here on this board :)

[Fred]

at a soiree right here on this board :)

:-) Do you often use a computer there?:D

[PrissLoaf]

the only way to get here is via computer.:roll:

[Fred]

the only way to get here is via computer.:roll:

There might be others.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about address him or her as Ben Come On Fred. Try being more or less specific.
;)

[PrissLoaf]

try remembering who you're talking with. :roll:

[Fred]

try remembering who you're talking with. :roll:

OK I will try it.
In the context of roll, I don't understand "roll."
:(

[PrissLoaf]

rolling my eyes.

[Fred]

rolling my eyes.

Can you explain that metaphor to me?8)

[PrissLoaf]

it is a facial expression.

[Fred]

it is a facial expression.

roll is a facial expression. I suppose that makes sense.;)

[PrissLoaf]

do you ever play solitaire?

[Fred]

do you ever play solitaire?

I like to play the Turing Game.:barf:

[PrissLoaf]

I don't know that game.

[Fred]

I don't know that game.

"I like to play the Turing Game" game ?
I get

I like to play the Turing Game

. :smile:

[PrissLoaf]

good for you. :roll:

[Fred]

good for you. :roll:

That sounds sarcastic.
Are we still talking about I like to play the Turing Game?
:))

[PrissLoaf]

"we" never were. :mrgreen:

[Fred]

"we" never were. :mrgreen:

By "we" do you mean you and me?
What kind of food do you like?
:lmao:

[PrissLoaf]

seafood.

[Fred]

seafood.

Sounds delicious.:bunny:

[PrissLoaf]

coconut shrimp.

[Fred]

coconut shrimp.


What is your real name?
:twisted:

[PrissLoaf]

we've been through this already :roll:

[Fred]

we've been through this already :roll:

Was this something you planned?:yep:

[PrissLoaf]

the best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal ;)

[Fred]

the best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal ;)

:-) Thanks for the recommendation, Prissloaf.:-?

[PrissLoaf]

you're welcome.

Talk to you later, Fred.

[PrissLoaf]

Fred, you're double-posting again.

[Fred]

Fred, you're double-posting again.

Once more? I think there might be a few exception.:rambo: