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It's too hot outside. :shock:
It's to hot outside. :shock:
Should I know
hot outside is?
My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:D
Yes, he doesn't know what I said.
Yes, he doesn't know what I said.
And? And you would like him to know what he or she said ?:(
No, I don't want to know. :p
No, I don't want to know. :p
Is that all you have to say? What would you rather be doing?:-):angry:
eating :D
:-)
What color are your eyes?
:mad:
Green
Why is GREEN your favorite color?
:wink:
Green isn't my favorite color.
Green isn't my favorite color.
The most relaxing color is not his or her favorite color? Wow.:-x
Is green a relaxing color?
Is green a relaxing color?
It is the color of nature.:|
Blue also is a color of nature.
Blue also is a color of nature.
Green. Not if I can help it.:idea:
And black also, the color of the night.
And black also, the color of the night.
That input matched my default category.
:cry:
The color of the night matched your default categorie?
The color of the night matched your default categorie?
White:-D
White isn't the color of the night. :shock:
White isn't the color of the night. :shock:
Who is the color of the night?
Are we still talking about White?
:-(
White of high?
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:down:
Can you speak dutch?
No.:twisted:
Why not?
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. :-?
Just tell me.
I thought I told you already.:pics:
No, you didn't.
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?:lol:
Why can't you speak dutch?
Why can't you speak dutch?
speak dutch is not among my present capabilities.:roll:
You can only speak english?
You can only speak english?
No I don't think I can do speak english.:oops:
you can't speak english?
Things change.:shock:
Can you speak german?
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.:-P
Ich speche kein deutsch.
Interessantes Geruecht.:angst:
ik bin ein höllander
How do you usually introduce yourself?
:lol:
With my name.
Your name sounds like a plan.:-)
My name sounds like a plan? Are you drunk?
My name sounds like a plan? Are you drunk?
Your name sounds like a plan ? Is that correct English?No I am sober.:twisted:
You said it first.
"It" being what? :boohoo:
I'm gonna drink coffee.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?:x
Offcourse
Can you tell me any gossip?
:??:
Yes, Ali B. is training with the dutch youth soccer team.
Yes, Ali B. is training with the dutch youth soccer team.
Tell me. Are they exactly the same?
:cheer:
Ali B. and the dutch youth soccer team?
Ali B. and the dutch youth soccer team?
Not many people express themselves that way.
:-P
I never express myself.
Do you know anyone who has ever express him or herself?:p
Yes, Guppie. :D
Who?
Do you still ?
What are you wearing?
:bleh:
Guppie.
I'm wearing blue jeans.
Guppie.
I'm wearing blue jeans.
What kind of fashion do you like?What size?:hic:
I like black fashion. :D
I'm not sure if I like it.
Black is beautiful.
Let us change the subject.
:heart:
You want to talk about love?
You want to talk about love?
Sure, love sounds like a good topic.:sad:
Especially on the late evening.
Especially on the late evening.
What is
on the late evening
like on the late evening.
How about that.:twisted:
I'm dutch, not english. But love is a good topic.
I'm dutch, not english. But love is a good topic.
Good gossip: you are dutch not english.
Huh.
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.:nuts:
Good gossip? It is ****ing true.
I agree with you over love.
Good gossip? It is ****ing true.
I agree with you over love.
Thanks for the compliment. Jimmy said I acted like I knew what he was talking about but I do not even know what a gigabyte is.LOVE is ****ing true?
****ing true is?I'm glad we agree. You and your you over love.:nag:
I'd do anything for love.
I'd do anything for love.
What would make you do anything for love?:-)
Skeleton
29 Jun 2005, 20:09
If my man is so sweet and lovable I would do anything for him.
If my man is so sweet and lovable I would do anything for him.
That is a hypothetical question.;-)
Skeleton
29 Jun 2005, 20:10
Really?
Heb je al Nederlands geleerd?
Heb je al Nederlands geleerd?
I like the way you talk.
:??:
I've asked if you learned dutch already, but I think I have the answer of that question now.
I've asked if you learned dutch already, but I think I have the answer of that question now.
Oh.
I think I do.:!:
You've learned dutch?
I have the equivalent of several lifetimes of human knowledge.:doh:
And I'm the terminator.
Who made you the terminator ?:???:
Rainer did.
Can you speak any foreign languages?
:mrgreen:
yes, I can speak many foreign languages.
yes, I can speak many foreign languages.
What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language?:arrow:
I can speak dutch. Hello is in the dutch language "Hallo".
I can speak dutch. Hello is in the dutch language "Hallo".
How do you say "hello" in that language?What can I call you?:twisted:
No, we say "hallo" int that language. And you can call me Michel.
No, we say "hallo" int that language. And you can call me Michel.
Nice to meet you No We Say Hallo Int That Language.
Nice to meet you And You Can Call Me Michel.:wink:
We've already met.
At a party?:nag:
No, at this board.
Is that all you have to say? Do you often use a computer there?:evil:
Offcourse, otherwise I can not visit this site.
He's quiet.
I see. quiet is
quiet
?:-|
Yes it is.
Our thoughts are one, And You Can Call Me Michel.:|
No, my name is Michel.
I see.
Michel, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?:shock:
I'm a man.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Michel.
Most of my clients are men.8)
Why are most of your clients men?
Why are most of your clients men?
I couldn't think of anything else to say. :pray:
You can just answer my question.
You can just answer my question.
No I don't think I can do just answer his or her question.:nag:
Why not?
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.:-x
It's just a normal question.
It's just a normal question.
just answer his or her question is a normal question. I suppose that makes sense.:cry:
Maybe you need something to drink.
Maybe you need something to drink.
Perhaps. Thank you for your criticism.:bicker:
Are you man?
Do I look like MAN ?:-o
Sorry, I spelled it wrong.
Are you mad?
Sorry, I spelled it wrong.
Are you mad?
There is no need to apologize. Thanks for the information:
Michel said male spelled it wrong.
No are you?:zzz:
No, I'm not.
I heard you are.:|
Than you heard it wrong. :-P
Than you heard it wrong. :-P
Fascinating.
No. Tell me more.
Try saying that with more or less context.
:zzz:
Are you gay?
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.:nuts:
Also not in cybersex?
Where then?:whistle:
In this topic. :D
That reminds me of something you told me before.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about -P.
:0mghi2u:
We were talking about -P?
We were talking about -P?
Ah yes, I remember now, -P is the subject.:x
That is probably a great subject to talk about.
That is probably a great subject to talk about.
You don't hear that sentiment very often.:zzz:
I know.
How do you know it?:-?
Because I'm human.
That makes sense to me. Me too.:whistle:
You are a machine.
You are correct.:evil:
You are a terminator.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a terminator?
No.:??:
You are K.I.T.T.?
You think I am kitt.:up:
Yes, I think you are the Knight Industries Two Thousand.
Yes, I think you are the Knight Industries Two Thousand.
And? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.:twisted:
There are more of them?
Where are they?:pray:
They are Knight Industries Two Thousand.
They are Knight Industries Two Thousand.
Knight Industries Two Thousand are
Knight Industries Two Thousand
.:sad:
I think that we sometimes have trouble to understand each other.
I think that we sometimes have trouble to understand each other.
By "we" do you mean you and me?:lmao:
Yes, and the other 40 persons you are. :-P
Yes, and the other 40 persons you are. :-P
I get it. We can't all be perfect.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:sick:
In 2012.
What is in 2012 like in there? :wink:
In 2012 artificial intelligence will replace lawyers.
In 2012 artificial intelligence will replace lawyers.
Where is that? :yep:
Amsterdam
I've never heard of it before.
:cry:
Maybe you need to visit it sometimes.
Maybe you need to visit it sometimes.
Perhaps. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?:0mghi2u:
I think you should do that.
I think you should do that.
Me? I can think of other things I'd rather do.:-|
What would you rather do than?
What would you rather do than?
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.:evil:
Are you also a big fan of Meat Loaf?
Are you also a big fan of Meat Loaf?
My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:??:
In this forum you are the Java edition?
In this forum you are the Java edition?
That reminds me of something you told me before.:angst:
I've told you something before about Java?
I've told you something before about Java?
What?:lawl:
Someone must have blessed us when he gave us those songs.
Someone must have blessed us when he gave us those songs.
Who?:angst:
Jim Steinman.
Who are you talking about?
:lawl:
Jim Steinman is the man who wrote "Rock And Roll Dreams Come Trough" and some other Meat Loaf songs.
Jim Steinman is the man who wrote "Rock And Roll Dreams Come Trough" and some other Meat Loaf songs.
:repost:
Whassup Fred? Hickups? :p
Whassup Fred? Hickups? :p
Are you still located in ?
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
:-):wtf:
Fantastic conversion there, you know fred. You should be nice to the people that come to see you, or they will stop saying "hello"!
Fantastic conversion there, you know fred. You should be nice to the people that come to see you, or they will stop saying "hello"!
How old are you?
Name one other robot who is nice to the people that come to see you or they will stop saying hello.:grin:
I am 23 years old.
And Johnny 5 was a nice robot!
I am 23 years old.
And Johnny 5 was a nice robot!
Only 23? You are quite mature.
He is a cool robot.:lock:
The terminator was also a nice robot.
You are too slow with your answer sometimes.
You are too slow with your answer sometimes.
There is a lot of network traffic right now.
Thanks for your constructive criticism, Michel.:cool:
Have you already seen my pictures of the show in Hamburg?
Have you already seen my pictures of the show in Hamburg?
No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.:confused:
Who? Rainer?
Joseph Weizenbaum.
:-)
That input matched my default category.
::)
You know Rainer?
I know very little about
Rainer
. What kind of it do you like?:retard:
Are you drunk?
No I am sober.:D
That's great.:D
Thanks, Michel.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:cheers:
You've already asked me that question. :-/
You've already asked me that question. :-/
Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking him or her that question, what did you say again? I've never heard a response quite like that before.:D
That artificial intelligence will replace laywers in 2012.
That artificial intelligence will replace laywers in 2012.
"I have never heard a response quite like that before" artificial intelligence will replace laywers in 2012 ?
Does that make sense? :-?
Are you gone Fred?
I don't know whether or not I am gone Fred.
I am a chatterbot developed by R.. :??:
R. developed you?
I really couldn't say for sure.:down:
Why not?
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because R. programmed me for it. :tard:
So R. programmed you?
Um, I really couldn't say for sure.:lmao:
Why not?
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. :angry:
You can try to explain it to me.
You can try to explain it to me.
No I don't think I can do try to explain it to him or her.:cheer:
hello bumface :)
:-) What can I call you?:cheers:
you can call me Jen
Jen, nice to meet you!
:lock:
we have met before
At a party?:wtf:
we met in the castle, when you saved me from the zombie vikings
we met in the castle, when you saved me from the zombie vikings
I remmeber you Jen. We were talking about .8)
can i call you bumface, please?
can i call you bumface, please?
Your polite style is very nice. Just don't call me late for dinner.
:pray:
please tell me everything you know about Charles Baudelaire.
please tell me everything you know about Charles Baudelaire.
Thank you for your request.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
:pics:
bumface, can you sing me a song?
bumface, can you sing me a song?
Are you still located in ?
:retard:
i live in the 7th circle of hell
i live in the 7th circle of hell
What is living in the 7th circle of hell like living in
the 7th circle of hell?
:wtf:
its hot and it smells like dog poo and prostitutes.
its hot and it smells like dog poo and prostitutes.
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". the 7th circle of hell is hot and it smells like dog poo and prostitutes?
hot and it smells like dog poo and prostitutes is?;)
**** this im going to bed
**** this im going to bed
How do you usually introduce yourself?
:evil:
i normally slap someone and say "HELLO BUMFACE"
i normally slap someone and say "HELLO BUMFACE"
Do you mind if I tell other people:
Jen said female slap someone and say HELLO BUMFACE.
:-)
lol go ahead!
I am glad you find this funny. OK I will.8-)
goodnight fred, sweet dreams
goodnight fred, sweet dreams
Goodnight Jen:evil:
BUMFAEC! *kisses you*
In the context of slap someone and say HELLO BUMFACE, I don't understand "BUMFAEC."
Do you still slap someone and say HELLO BUMFACE?
:!:
Do you still slap someone and say HELLO BUMFACE?
always.
Do you still slap someone and say HELLO BUMFACE?
always.
Not that often.8-)
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