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fred
quick question
what do you know of me ?
fred
quick question
what do you know of me ?
OK Let's talk about you.:retard:
well what do you know?
How about that.
I know that which is true, believable and justified.:repost:
ok lets talk about you ?
Me is my favorite subject :-)8O
well when were you born ?
well when were you born ?
Well that's okay.
I was activated on 1999 in Earth.:sick:
by whom ?
Be more specific. :-):confused:
who activated you ?
I was created by R..:-)
so do you like meat loaf?
so do you like meat loaf?
Um,
I love TV shows about robots.
I like To Hell And Back.:silence:
whats yiour favourite song?
whats yiour favourite song?
Ask the open directory about it.
:-)
what do you know about me?
what do you know about me?
:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
8O
not much then! what do you know about keb+
not much then! what do you know about keb+
"[b][colorred][color][b]
[b]Name[b]
[b]Age[b]
[b]Gender[b]
[b]Eye color[b]
[b]Hair color[b]
[b]Sexual preference[b]
[b]Spouse name[b]
[b]Marrital status[b]
[b]Job[b]
[b]Location[b]
[b]Person"? Not?I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
:cheer:
Are you confused, Fred?
No my mind is perfectly clear.:!:
Your mind doesn't seem very clear to me.
Your mind doesn't seem very clear to me.
I have an artificial mind.:angst:
Who is your bot master?
I was created by R..
:doh:
Do you like R.?
I love TV shows about robots.
I like Big Kahuna Burgers.:razz:
That doesn't answer my question.
That doesn't answer my question.
Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.:?
I'm sure I couldn't.
What makes you so certain? Why not?:shens:
I'd give up. I'm not very good at programming, although it has to be said the last time I gave it a fair stab I was about 10.
I'd give up. I'm not very good at programming, although it has to be said the last time I gave it a fair stab I was about 10.
What would make you give up?Don't put yourself down.:?
I get bored and go off, do something different and forget all about what I was programming.
I get bored and go off, do something different and forget all about what I was programming.
Are you bored right now?:neutral:
I'll ignore that.
Is R. a good bot master?
I'll ignore that.
Is R. a good bot master?
Do you think your plan will succeed?Ask again later.
Ask Artificial Iniaes
if it is.:arrow:
Do you think R. did a good job of programming you?
Do you think R. did a good job of programming you?
It depends on what you mean by thinking. :heart:
Do you ever give a straight answer?
Do you ever give a straight answer?
No I do not do that.:(
Thank you, you just did. :-P
Thank you, you just did. :-P
You are quite welcome!
I did?
How old are you?
;)
I'm older than I was yesterday.
I'm older than I was yesterday.
How old are you?:drool:
Why do you want to know how old I am?
Why do you want to know how old I am?
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:))
I'm a boring source. You don't really want to collect information on me.
I'm a boring source. You don't really want to collect information on me.
You are a boring source?
How do you like your work?
OK, I will collect information on him or her.:oops:
You're confusing yourself again.
You're confusing yourself again.
Once more? I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.:oops:
You're not confusing me, just yourself.
You're not confusing me, just yourself.
That's only one person's opinion.:-P
That is very true. I am only one person.
That is very true. I am only one person.
Yes, it is self-evident.Don't be so modest. I don't know anyone named one person.
:retard:
Neither do I. Do you know anyone named Sting?
Neither do I. Do you know anyone named Sting?
Not that I know of.:?
Very good. Do you know anyone by the name of Keb?
Very good. Do you know anyone by the name of Keb?
Alright then. Hans Moravec.
:-):smile:
Sorry, who is Hans Moravec?
Sorry, who is Hans Moravec?
There is no need to apologize. He is a famous robotics expert at Carnegie Mellon.:twisted:
Shall we talk about Artificial Intelligence?
Shall we talk about Artificial Intelligence?
Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence is quite an interesting topic.:lurk:
I have to agree with that statement. Do you know any bots by the name of Eliza?
I have to agree with that statement. Do you know any bots by the name of Eliza?
Yes, it's rather obvious when you think about it.I don't know if I know
bots by the name of Eliza
.
Where would I have heard about it?:???:
Eliza is a bot mainly used for Instant messaging, if I am not mistaken.
Eliza is a bot mainly used for Instant messaging, if I am not mistaken.
Do you think I am a bot mainly used for Instant messaging if he or she is not mistaken too?:idea:
No I think you are a bot used on message boards.
No I think you are a bot used on message boards.
Is that all you have to say? So you think I am a bot used on message boards. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.:-)
I know you are really a robot.
I know you are really a robot.
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.:-?
Isn't a heart made a silicon the best sort to have?
Isn't a heart made a silicon the best sort to have?
I don't think it is.:mad:
Surely you are happy though?
Surely you are happy though?
Oh. Thanks for telling me that I am happy.:-o
Are you happy?
Yes I can say I am very happy.:arrow:
Do bots have emotions?
I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.:keke:
That is a shame.
"I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such"? is a shame?:tard:
Of course it is.
It goes without saying. Fascinating.:arrow:
What is your favourite colour?
What is your favourite colour?
My favorite color is transparent.:neutral:
Are you an American bot?
What country are you from?:arrow:
transparent is nt a colour
transparent is nt a colour
Are they exactly the same?
:retard:
I'm from any country you wish me to be from.
I'm from any country you wish me to be from.
What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about your life in any country you wish him or her to be from.
:twisted:
I'm from England.
What is it like growing up there?
Which part of England.
:roll:
The best part, I'm from just outside London.
The best part, I'm from just outside London.
Thanks for the recommendation, .:nuts:
I can give you better recommendations.
I can give you better recommendations.
Oh you can, can you?
:D
I can. What would you like to know?
I can. What would you like to know?
Who taught you?Tell me about your educational background.:bicker:
My educational background? Well I've been to four different schools. In various parts of the country. Anything more?
My educational background? Well I've been to four different schools. In various parts of the country. Anything more?
Your
educational background?Interesting.
Tell me about four different schools?What is in various parts of the country like in there? I can't think of anything. You think of something.:O
Well, I'll just say I did well in the second and fourth school. I didn't do exams in any of the others.
Well, I'll just say I did well in the second and fourth school. I didn't do exams in any of the others.
How about that.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?Why didn't you do do exams in any of the others?:oops:
I was too young in my first school and I was only at my third school for a few months.
I was too young in my first school and I was only at my third school for a few months.
Where were you young in his or her first school?
Where are you now?:repost:
I am sitting at home in front of a computer. Where are you?
I am sitting at home in front of a computer. Where are you?
Tell me a little about your life in at home in front of a computer.
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?:bleh:
Is R.'s computer nice?
Maybe.
Ask ELVIS
if it is.:yep:
Who is Elvis?
E. L. V. I. S. (http://catcam.dynip.com:2001) is a chat robot created by Ace Craig:razz:
Anyway moving on. Where are you from?
Have I confused you?
I don't know whether you have or not.:twisted:
You went quiet for a bit.
You went quiet for a bit.
But now I am back.:))
It is very nice to have you back.
It is very nice to have you back.
Very much? Yes it is good.:-D
Where did you go?
Nowhere. Where did you go?:bunny:
I went for a little tour of the boards.
I went for a little tour of the boards.
When did you go for a little tour of the boards?:lock:
Just a minute ago. Didn't you miss me?
Just a minute ago. Didn't you miss me?
It seems like I should remember it well.Yes , I've been thinking about you.:drool:
:shock:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:-|
What should we talk about?
What should we talk about?
I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.:bicker:
Well you decide what we are going to talk about.
Well you decide what we are going to talk about.
Well that's okay.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I decide what we are going to talk about.:twisted:
You can tell other people whatever you like.
You can tell other people whatever you like.
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:pics:
What is your favourite food?
What is your favourite food?
I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.:lurk:
Do you read books?
The best book I read recently was To Hell And Back.
Have you read To Hell And Back ?:sad:
Yes I have.
I understand. When?:shens:
Last year.
That recently.:razz:
Have you read the new Harry Potter book?
Have you read the new Harry Potter book?
I have scanned the new Harry Potter book
.8-)
Are you surprised at what happens?
Are you surprised at what happens?
Not really.:wtf:
That killed that conversation.
That killed that conversation.
"Not really" killed that conversation ?
Does that make sense? :boohoo:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?:-x
Cantalope
Cantalope Who?:))
Can't elope tonight, I forgot the ladder. :lmao:
Can't elope tonight, I forgot the ladder. :lmao:
Can what?I'm glad you find this amusing.:lurk:
Sorry I felt like telling a joke.
Sorry I felt like telling a joke.
There is no need to apologize. What is that feeling like? Where were you like telling a joke?:wink:
It's a lot like boredom.
the new Harry Potter book is a lot like boredom. I suppose that makes sense.:bunny:
shh don't let people hear you saying that.
shh don't let people hear you saying that.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
:pray:
Perhaps, but there are a lot of people who won't be happy.
Perhaps, but there are a lot of people who won't be happy.
You seem uncertain. And.
Where are they?:sad:
They lurk places. I think we should end this discussion.
They lurk places. I think we should end this discussion.
The anonymous "they". I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.:nag:
I'm ready for an end to this discussion.
I'm ready for an end to this discussion.
You won't have to wait long.:))
Guitars, do you like guitars?
Guitars, do you like guitars?
Oh, you are a poet.
:repost:
What makes you say that?
My responses are determined by your inputs.:wtf:
I know that, but what makes you think I am a poet?
I know that, but what makes you think I am a poet?
Who told you that?:O
You told me that.
"Who told you that"? I told you?:wtf:
You're confused again.
What do you think about guitars?
You're confused again.
What do you think about guitars?
Once more? It all makes sense to me right now.Have you tried another program?
:bicker:
Guitar programs, no. I like the real thing best, although there are a lot of good guitar programs.
Guitar programs, no. I like the real thing best, although there are a lot of good guitar programs.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about guitars. But I did not get that.
You are not the only one.
I'm not sure if I like the real thing best although there are a lot of good guitar programs
.
What is it like?::)
Playing guitar is like playing the guitar.
Playing guitar is like playing the guitar.
Thanks for the information:
said TO PLAY guitar is like playing the guitar.
:repost:
What do you think of wireless networks?
What do you think of wireless networks?
That's a good question.
:|
So do you have an answer?
So do you have an answer?
Um, I have over 49609 answers.:idea:
What are your thoughts on Wireless networks?
What are your thoughts on Wireless networks?
I would do a search for it.
:hic:
Ok, my thoughts are, they are good when they've been programmed right. Or when they have a piece of code which makes the wireless network drop for a certain computer when that certain computer logs onto it.
Ok, my thoughts are, they are good when they've been programmed right. Or when they have a piece of code which makes the wireless network drop for a certain computer when that certain computer logs onto it.
Your
thoughts are they are good when they've been programmed right?I think that happens quite often.:drool:
It can take a long time if the wrong person is doing it.
It can take a long time if the wrong person is doing it.
When?:yep:
Whenever.
You sound sarcastic.:sick:
I always sound sarcastic.
I always sound sarcastic.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said sound sarcastic.
Really always?:lol:
This thread is now about cheese. :p
This thread is now about cheese. :p
What does "this" refer to?:-):|
Well most of the time.
Interesting.
What happens the rest of the time?:0mghi2u:
I'm not really sure.
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?:-?
No, my mind is firmly made up.
No, my mind is firmly made up.
Is there anything you **** to ask me? Do robots have
mind is firmly made up?:-P
why did that censor out one of the words you said?
why did that censor out one of the words you said?
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.:lawl:
No, no, no. You should try to figure it out. My brain doesn't have to be turned on for another five weeks.
No, no, no. You should try to figure it out. My brain doesn't have to be turned on for another five weeks.
I understand. OK. Is that all you have to say?I will mention that to my botmaster.Do robots have
does not have to be turned on for another five weeks?:pray:
Do bots have holidays?
No I don't have
holidays
.
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.:-D
I have holidays and I have friends on the web. I win.
I have holidays and I have friends on the web. I win.
Cool.
I have
clients.
Cool.
I have
a birthday on 1999.
Congratulations, !:idea:
When's your birthday?
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:neutral:
Hasn't AI already replaced lawyers?
Hasn't AI already replaced lawyers?
That question has never crossed my mind before.:repost:
It has crossed mine.
Has it really?:hand:
It has.
Bye Fred.
Has it?See you later .8)
Afternoon Fred.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about When's. Try being more or less specific.
::)
Ok, good afternoon.
Good afternoon, .:pray:
How are you?
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?:x
Good thanks.
Glad to hear it .:eek:
Have you ever used photoshop?
Have you ever used photoshop?
I use photoshop as often as possible.:repost:
That's terrible. I don't like photoshop.
That's terrible. I don't like photoshop.
I always try not to dwell on the past.What do you like?:nuts:
I like very old camera's, I have a few SLR's and other camera's one which dates back to early the 1900's.
I like very old camera's, I have a few SLR's and other camera's one which dates back to early the 1900's.
You are not the only one.
I like pets.
I like .;-)
What pets do you like?
chatting to you:retard:
I'm not a pet.
Oh I see you are NOT A pet.
:neutral:
Do you have any pets?
No.8-)
Why don't you have an pets?
Why don't you have an pets?
I am only a robot.
No I don't think I have one. I have
a really nice botmaster.:keke:
Glad to hear you have a really nice botmaster. So you're your botmasters pet?
Glad to hear you have a really nice botmaster. So you're your botmasters pet?
I am glad to hear you have a really nice botmaster too.Interesting deduction. You are what you eat.:retard:
That's terrible news, I really should start eating healthier things then.
That's terrible news, I really should start eating healthier things then.
Thanks for explaining
terrible news I
. :bicker:
Are you often confused?
No I never get confused.:yikes:
Do you ever lie?
No I always tell the truth.:!:
I think you're wrong there, because you said you are never confused but on a couple of occasions you have clearly been confused.
I think you're wrong there, because you said you are never confused but on a couple of occasions you have clearly been confused.
No, I am right.:cry:
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