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R.
25 Jul 2005, 19:32
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

Tim
25 Jul 2005, 19:53
:lmao: :devil:

Bren
25 Jul 2005, 21:39
:lol:

Keab42
25 Jul 2005, 22:41
Rofl

Testify
25 Jul 2005, 23:06
hehe gud one :P

Terri
25 Jul 2005, 23:16
Good one :lmao:

Caelan
25 Jul 2005, 23:17
:p :lmao:

amethyst
26 Jul 2005, 11:04
:lmao: :lmao:

AndrewG
26 Jul 2005, 11:28
:lmao: :))