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Gez
03 Nov 2005, 00:31
What about a 'Perfect Woman' thread for us guys:D ...here's a wee start...

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/6668/manoftheyear215na.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Tim
03 Nov 2005, 10:11
Gerry... love this topic, but i'm pretty damn sure that the perfect woman does not excist at all.

Ankie
03 Nov 2005, 10:27
Oh yes, she does!! In your dreams :lol: ;) :lol:

Tim
03 Nov 2005, 11:11
Oh yes, she does!! In your dreams :lol: ;) :lol:

Not even there Ankie!!

Gez
03 Nov 2005, 11:41
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2976/angelina3922ny.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Maybe another :bunny: :bunny:

Tim
03 Nov 2005, 11:44
She looks like a devil!! Look at those ears and eyebrows!!

R.
03 Nov 2005, 19:46
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2976/angelina3922ny.jpg

Maybe another :bunny: :bunny:Yeah Gerry, you go and tell her to carry the beercase ... but call an ambulance first. :p :lawl:

LucyK!
03 Nov 2005, 21:19
Tim I'm gonna have to disagree with you there love....Angelina Jolie is one of the most beautiful women on this earth! Ever! She's probably even MY perfect woman lol My other half worships her, I think he's only with my temporarily while he waits for her...!

Chris
03 Nov 2005, 21:21
Don't worry Lucy - he is behind me in the line of people waiting!!!

KebLou
03 Nov 2005, 21:29
I can second what Chris says although I don't personally see what others see in her.

Gez
04 Nov 2005, 18:39
http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/7382/image2th.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

So many to choose from...........:D

Tim
04 Nov 2005, 20:50
Maybe a bit improperiat, but so funny!!



My perfect woman.. :devil:

The Flying Mouse
04 Nov 2005, 21:00
:twisted: :lmao: Definatly reaches the parts other beers don't reach :mrgreen:
Sorry Tim, had to take the picture off as it was sailing a little close to the wind :wink:

Great hands free meathod of holding beer though :D

Tim
04 Nov 2005, 21:01
ooh thought so... well a pity. Sorry i post it FM.

The Flying Mouse
04 Nov 2005, 21:04
:twisted: No worries Tim :wink:
I've never wanted to BE a can of beer so much in all my life 8O

Tim
04 Nov 2005, 21:05
Hahah me neither!!! Hell... i would drink all night!

(can't you put it under a hide button or something like that??)

The Flying Mouse
04 Nov 2005, 21:07
:twisted: COOl 8)
I'll go with that.
Just put may cause offence on the post, and stick it under a hidden part :up:

Tim
04 Nov 2005, 21:08
Okay.. well if it offends people.. blame and pm me :devil:
Cool!!!!! FM rules!!

The Flying Mouse
04 Nov 2005, 21:12
Cool!!!!! FM rules!!

:twisted: I do don't I? :mrgreen: :lol:

You wanna post the link again then Tim.I've deleted it.
Don't forger to hide that part of the post :wink:

Tim
04 Nov 2005, 21:16
Thanks mouse!!!

Click only on the beneath link if you are sure, you want to know where above posts are about, and you are above the 18+.

Edit(R.): No. Picture replaced.
http://storage.mlxxfc.net/titnbeer.jpg

NSFW: http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6241/att240637sy.gif

Leah
04 Nov 2005, 21:31
:lmao: :lol:

DIZZY DRUMMER
05 Nov 2005, 09:26
http://chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/prodimages/medium/beerholder.jpg






http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Thumbnails/Pretty_Smile_small.jpg

dottie
05 Nov 2005, 19:59
http://www.saintobnoxious.com/shirt_pix/so58_back.jpg

DIZZY DRUMMER
06 Nov 2005, 09:54
http://chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/prodimages/medium/notperfect.jpg


"I may not be perfect but it scares me how close to it I am";) ;)

Emily
08 Nov 2005, 18:42
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2976/angelina3922ny.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Maybe another :bunny: :bunny:

You men do know that pictures like this are airbrushed!!!! She is a beautiful woman though, but I also think she is a bit strange and I feel sorry for Jenifer Aniston.... Imagine losing Brad Pitt to Angelina. I think Jenifer Aniston is prettier then Angelina though.

LucyK!
08 Nov 2005, 22:18
I think it's a testement to ourselves that non of us girls have yet posted our own pics lol

Chris
08 Nov 2005, 23:29
I think it is a testament to us blokes that we haven't needed to post our pictures in our thread, the ladies have done it for us!!

Gez
09 Nov 2005, 00:18
I think it's a testement to ourselves that non of us girls have yet posted our own pics lol

Yip, no female could grace this thread......whats that tell u;)

Gez
09 Nov 2005, 01:04
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4254/marriage29he.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

yip.say no more guys:D

Gez
09 Nov 2005, 01:05
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6426/pic3117cu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Tim
09 Nov 2005, 01:45
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4254/marriage29he.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

yip.say no more guys:D

Hahah.. it is the truth!! Thanks for showing us the facts!

Tim
14 Nov 2005, 12:53
This link direct you to the perfect woman.... hehe :devil:
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/images/maze.swf

Gez
15 Nov 2005, 22:28
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6588/drew6a3ez.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Getting closer :cheer:

Gez
15 Nov 2005, 22:29
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6997/pic14118bl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Or maybe the small ads will do :D :D

Tim
15 Nov 2005, 22:32
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6997/pic14118bl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Or maybe the small ads will do :D :D

Damn... you found my add!! :lol:

haha but it is funny!

Gez
15 Nov 2005, 22:37
Naw a posted it ;) ;)

DIZZY DRUMMER
15 Nov 2005, 22:46
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6997/pic14118bl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Or maybe the small ads will do :D :D


you know my email addy hun ;)

Gez
16 Nov 2005, 00:03
...........I'll think about it ;) ;) ;) **SLAP** (in anticipation)

Gez
16 Nov 2005, 00:04
http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/7145/agenciaef22zw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Even Donald cant believe it!! Wheres THAT perfect woman:shock:

Gez
16 Nov 2005, 00:05
http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/4265/sbkiss0012bz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Maybe thats her :D :D :D

Tim
16 Nov 2005, 00:11
Course not!!! she is kissing another guy.. not me.. so no perfect woman.

Gez
16 Nov 2005, 22:50
http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/5443/pic033687ns.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Must be one of the girls from the Forum :shock: :shock:

Tim
16 Nov 2005, 23:26
oooh help.. that is just sick!! haha..

Gez
22 Nov 2005, 21:44
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8706/missionimpossible12le.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Different kinda female here, perfect for some :shock:

Gez
22 Nov 2005, 21:47
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9162/younameditwhat29dk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Remember.....it's only a place :D :D

Tim
23 Nov 2005, 01:25
oooh.... not offending that thicker people... but that is sick!!!

And that town... mmm... sounds okay with me!!

Gez
24 Nov 2005, 18:32
http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/3428/scan100040sg.th.jpg (http://img306.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan100040sg.jpg)

JUST SOMEONE SPECIAL!!

Gez
24 Nov 2005, 18:39
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/1253/scan100044fs.th.jpg (http://img359.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan100044fs.jpg)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh......maybe one day:D

Gez
24 Nov 2005, 18:42
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/8954/039443305ft.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

YUMMY YUMMY

Gez
01 Dec 2005, 20:50
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1629/christina32kh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Yee Haa :yay:

dottie
05 Dec 2005, 03:41
http://n64media.ign.com/media/news/newimages/generalimages/contestlove.jpg

Tim
05 Dec 2005, 08:44
my perfect woman!! Damn she is hot!

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4675/jessicaalbafk3210240bl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Gez
12 Dec 2005, 16:56
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1863/att000385pu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Emily
12 Dec 2005, 21:26
You have to love Scarlett Johansson, I think she is beautiful and I would love to look like her!!!! I would give my arm!! Haha!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/the_spongebob_squarepants_movie/scarlett_johansson/spongeprea4.jpg

dottie
12 Dec 2005, 22:41
http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~kevinn/misc/funny/nuns.jpg

the perfect woman keeps her men in order........:lol:

Cathie
13 Dec 2005, 03:35
Lol dottie, love that pic! :D

Gez
13 Dec 2005, 14:42
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6430/att000332na.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Different kinda woman, get rockin Granma :shock:

dottie
13 Dec 2005, 19:33
http://www.tvoje.cz/media/17babdc0d71c11d8aa9600b0d065eda4.jpg

Gez
19 Dec 2005, 21:20
http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/7459/missionimpossible6fv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

She's got a lovley Face hasn't she;) ;)

Gez
19 Dec 2005, 21:21
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8130/playgirl5te.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Gez
09 Jan 2006, 12:13
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/732/28011rx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Do I need any words why she'd be useful ;)

Gez
09 Jan 2006, 12:15
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/337/27699oe.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

As if we guys didn't know :shock:

Gez
09 Jan 2006, 18:06
http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/9495/perfectwoman4mf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Gez
09 Jan 2006, 18:08
http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/4228/hugehooters2pd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Is that Blue eyes she has ;)

Leah
10 Jan 2006, 09:53
:yikes: Eewww that aint nice OR NATURAL!!:nope:

Gez
10 Jan 2006, 12:16
:yikes: Eewww that aint nice OR NATURAL!!:nope:

That can only be said by a Female ;) ;)

R.
10 Jan 2006, 21:19
sexy-animated-japanese-girl2.swf

Gez
11 Jan 2006, 21:08
hail hail the artificial ones:cheer:

Gez
11 Jan 2006, 21:10
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9457/perfectfemale4hz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Gez
02 Feb 2006, 18:02
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/937/annakournikova5hp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Wish I was a Tennis Racket ;)

Gez
02 Feb 2006, 18:04
I've been a bad boy

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/166/546arrestme2rd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ARREST ME !!!

AndrewG
02 Feb 2006, 21:17
Lucy Pinder does it for me:

:shock:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/lucy_lottery_1.jpg

Gez
02 Feb 2006, 21:54
:drool: ..........she's HOT :evil: :twisted:

The Flying Mouse
03 Feb 2006, 00:51
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/166/546arrestme2rd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:twisted: Dated her :shock: .
Dumped her :evil:





















She was a bloody awful cook :lmao:

The Flying Mouse
03 Feb 2006, 00:53
http://media.mlxxfc.net/lucy_lottery_1.jpg

:twisted: Now I must admit that I could actually settle down with the delectable Ms Pinder :roll: , but she'd have to really twist my arm :lmao:

Chris
03 Feb 2006, 00:58
I take it you want me to have a word with Julie adn get you onto a shoot then do you ;)

The Flying Mouse
03 Feb 2006, 01:39
:twisted: Well only if you think on Chris.Nothing urgent :wink:

Ms Pinder has already asked Julie to ask me to go to her last shoot, but I had to tell her I was busy as I needed to polish my shoes before I went to London.

Gez
10 Feb 2006, 22:53
:shock: http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6818/clickdavesdailycomid249r545mn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Is this the B&B at the Bat'n'Belfry

Gez
10 Feb 2006, 22:54
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/720/377luckyteddybear0qf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Words fail me :D :D

Gez
14 Feb 2006, 17:38
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/9618/530underthehood1wy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:D :D Nice wheel trims

Gez
14 Feb 2006, 17:40
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/8505/495ihavehugeboobs1fi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sometimes words dont count :D :D

Chris
16 Feb 2006, 15:54
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/69657.jpg

Gez
22 Feb 2006, 01:30
Very nice Chris, but.............

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/8337/sexygirlmotorbikeblue0sh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Gez
22 Feb 2006, 01:32
OR

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/7259/sexyparishilton8lk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

though heard that Paris hilton plays 'hard to get' ;)

AndrewG
23 Feb 2006, 15:19
Britain's most eligible woman?
Mischa Barton. Pretty damn nice.
http://media.mlxxfc.net/mischa-barton-018.jpg

Gez
01 Mar 2006, 00:58
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9954/policecarsex36fx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Wonder what a sexy/mad woman did here???

Gez
01 Mar 2006, 00:59
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/832/angelinajolie6xr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

....found her..........just cant trust no-one these days ;) :D :D

LucyK!
03 Mar 2006, 11:42
Yep...other half is still in love with Angelina...don't think he's gonna give that one up for a while yet...!

I on the other hand have just spotted Gerry's pic of Christina Aguilera.....definately would!

Chris
03 Mar 2006, 23:03
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/nell-mcandrew-bhf.jpg

Gez
07 Mar 2006, 00:00
[URL=http://imageshack.us]http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/4539/womanundercar3pi.jpg[/UR

Rockette
07 Mar 2006, 06:35
Kind of limiting her work space, isn't she????

Gez
11 Mar 2006, 13:20
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8343/alexis140x2802up.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

WOW :pray:

AndrewG
12 Mar 2006, 00:47
http://media.mlxxfc.net/jugs.jpg

Rockette
12 Mar 2006, 12:15
:shock: Ok, I have to admit, they are big ones. ;)

Ben
12 Mar 2006, 17:14
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8015/jenniferellison152et.th.jpg (http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jenniferellison152et.jpg)

Gez
12 Mar 2006, 20:04
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/3572/079511me.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Gez
12 Mar 2006, 22:36
http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/4867/05571su.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

....................anything goes :rambo:

Gez
15 Mar 2006, 23:35
Wait a minute till I work this out.................

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1458/04352qt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

.......................oh well...........who cares anyway:D :D

dottie
16 Mar 2006, 18:14
http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/4867/05571su.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

....................anything goes :rambo:

Just had to bring this up again........ wonderful...........:lol:

dottie
16 Mar 2006, 18:17
http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/2467/fat_baywatch.jpg

Gez
21 Mar 2006, 21:47
:lmao: :lmao: mines is in the middle :shock: :roll:

Gez
21 Mar 2006, 21:49
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9991/att1077575em.gif (http://imageshack.us)

DIZZY DRUMMER
21 Mar 2006, 22:45
in ya dreams gerry - u not that good - or big



http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9htfGdoZSBEV3wAGVdWBQx./SIG=125m42dav/EXP=1143060200/**http%3a//www.now.org/store/images/items/ts-cook.jpg

AndrewG
24 Mar 2006, 01:18
Kelly Brook comes close to perfection for me:
Young, Dumb and not Blonde :))


http://media.mlxxfc.net/kelly_brook_194.jpg

Gez
25 Mar 2006, 16:27
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1258/littlebritain14yb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Gez
25 Mar 2006, 16:28
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1390/littlebritain40xu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

..............well a different sorta woMAN :shock:

Gez
27 Mar 2006, 15:45
[QUOTE=FALLEN ANGEL1000]in ya dreams gerry - u not that good - or big


........you've let ma secret out...........and yours :rambo: :rambo:

Gez
27 Mar 2006, 15:45
Pic removed.

Gez
29 Mar 2006, 11:11
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7183/378299to.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

zzzzzzzzzzzz..........HOT..........:D

AndrewG
30 Mar 2006, 23:34
Hmmmmm Anastacia ;-)

http://media.mlxxfc.net/maxim7.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/normal_Maxim-03.jpg

http://media.mlxxfc.net/normal_25052005124923joy058mn.jpg

Gez
31 Mar 2006, 16:07
WOW :roll:

Gez
31 Mar 2006, 16:08
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3772/vicky203203x1520mz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

DIZZY DRUMMER
01 Apr 2006, 00:11
http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/388/drumming0026uj.th.jpg (http://img331.imageshack.us/my.php?image=drumming0026uj.jpg)

I can bang with the best of them x

Gez
03 Apr 2006, 19:53
Pic removed.

Why :shock: :??:

AndrewG
03 Apr 2006, 22:32
Billie Piper.

8)
http://media.mlxxfc.net/billie_piper_007.jpg

Chris
03 Apr 2006, 22:41
Now i could post a vey interesting story about her and how she got her nickname but a gentleman never kisses adn tells!!

Gez
04 Apr 2006, 00:43
http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/8813/celeb6wu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


What a babe..........Not Freddie thanyou ;)

Good Ol Sammy Fox :cheer:

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/6592/live14ea.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

AndrewG
05 Apr 2006, 16:49
Beyonce! :))

http://media.mlxxfc.net/Beyonces163144945.jpg

Gez
05 Apr 2006, 20:06
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6692/mn82wimb24vd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


I used to have a wee thing for her :cool:

AndrewG
06 Apr 2006, 16:17
The gorgeous German Sarah Conner....

http://media.mlxxfc.net/sarah2.jpg

AndrewG
06 Apr 2006, 22:43
http://media.mlxxfc.net/reality.jpg

Gez
11 Apr 2006, 21:52
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1994/ghost433zi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I Loved Ghost :shock:

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9084/demimoore0024ds.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Gez
20 Apr 2006, 22:39
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/6940/greasecolor0na.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Gez
25 Apr 2006, 20:20
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1818/4hxoke0l9ux.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

WOW

Gez
26 Apr 2006, 22:33
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4949/beauties6xj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

..........getting closer to that 'perfect' woman :D :D , she'll do to make ma tea after work :?

Gez
10 May 2006, 20:27
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/3443/girlfriend8zm.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jackoutofhell
02 Jul 2006, 09:19
Holy crap, that's disturbing. I have to counter it.

http://www.madhauscreative.com/Components/PERSONAL%20PAGES/FUN%20STUFF/hollywood_hotties/heather_graham.jpg

AndrewG
02 Jul 2006, 11:11
Marion Raven! :D

http://media.mlxxfc.net/marion.JPG

Jackoutofhell
02 Jul 2006, 11:27
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :roll: :oops:

http://www.music-lounge.jp/modules/news5/content/2005_06/marion/main_2.jpg

http://immantoll.blogdriver.com/immantoll/inc/hereiam2.jpg

AndrewG
07 Jul 2006, 17:45
http://media.mlxxfc.net/mcds.JPG

AndrewG
07 Jul 2006, 17:54
Quick some sanity and more of Lucy Pinder please! :shock:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/lucybig.JPG

SuperLoafMan
07 Jul 2006, 21:02
Marion Raven! :D

http://media.mlxxfc.net/marion.JPG
WOW.....just posted that in the "Marion" thread

How old is she??

AndrewG
07 Jul 2006, 21:58
WOW.....just posted that in the "Marion" thread

How old is she??

Old enough ! :)) (22)

SuperLoafMan
07 Jul 2006, 22:01
Old enough ! :)) (22)
:lmao: Definitely, Cheers

lil_angel_88
08 Jul 2006, 01:25
:roll: boys will be boys :roll: :lol:

Paul191
08 Jul 2006, 04:24
WOW.....just posted that in the "Marion" thread

How old is she??

Thank you lord for women like this!

Paul191
08 Jul 2006, 04:24
Quick some sanity and more of Lucy Pinder please! :shock:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/lucybig.JPG

and this!!!

Ben
11 Jul 2006, 14:41
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5195/perfectwoman6tr.th.jpg (http://img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=perfectwoman6tr.jpg)

Paul191
15 Jul 2006, 02:47
I'm watching Quizmania at the moment and I have to say the women presenting it is quit hot!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/200px-Debbie_king_quizmania.jpg

The Flying Mouse
15 Jul 2006, 03:24
Quick some sanity and more of Lucy Pinder please! :shock:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/lucybig.JPG

:twisted: I hate it when people post pics of my ex's :mrgreen:

Rockette
15 Jul 2006, 10:43
First rumblings of disenchantment with your new cyber spouse?

The Flying Mouse
15 Jul 2006, 16:12
:twisted: Not at all :mrgreen:

She blows them all away :wink:

Rockette
15 Jul 2006, 16:14
Ah! Sounds like a major crawl there!

The Flying Mouse
15 Jul 2006, 16:17
Ah! Sounds like a major crawl there!


:twisted: Some may call it crawling, others think of it as point scoring :mrgreen:

:lmao:

Rockette
15 Jul 2006, 16:18
Hmm, where's Zina when you need her?

mszee
15 Jul 2006, 16:58
Hmm, where's Zina when you need her?

What do you need Zina for??? You have mszee...

mszee
15 Jul 2006, 16:59
:twisted: Not at all :mrgreen:

She blows them all away :wink:

:heart: :mrgreen:

Hypnobabe
15 Jul 2006, 21:01
I'm watching Quizmania at the moment and I have to say the women presenting it is quit hot!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/200px-Debbie_king_quizmania.jpg

Shame she only has two braincells, and she keeps both of them down the front of her top....

mszee
15 Jul 2006, 21:02
Shame she only has two braincells, and she keeps both of them down the front of her top....

Am I blind or those braincells are tiny???

Hypnobabe
15 Jul 2006, 21:22
Am I blind or those braincells are tiny???

Nope, nothing wrong with your eyesight at all mszee, they're the tiniest little things you've ever seen in your life.... I think the rest of her's made out of clockwork, or it wouldn't keep running at all!!

mszee
15 Jul 2006, 21:24
Nope, nothing wrong with your eyesight at all mszee, they're the tiniest little things you've ever seen in your life.... I think the rest of her's made out of clockwork, or it wouldn't keep running at all!!


Honestly laughed out loud when read this...funny...

Gez
02 Aug 2006, 20:23
http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/482/00025736bg8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Gez
11 Aug 2006, 16:24
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8720/00025721yc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

............or not???? :faint:

mszee
11 Aug 2006, 16:48
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8720/00025721yc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

............or not???? :faint:

This perfect woman appears to have somewhat more stuff between ya know what than necessary??? :shock:

Lord Kagan
11 Aug 2006, 18:59
I'm not sure thats a woman...Maybe a japenese lady boy?

The Flying Mouse
12 Aug 2006, 18:31
http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/482/00025736bg8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


:twisted: Airbags as standard :mrgreen:


Well someone had to say it :lmao:

hayley
12 Aug 2006, 18:39
:lmao: thats mad!!!!

Lord Kagan
13 Aug 2006, 17:29
Send in a search party...

Leah
13 Aug 2006, 22:28
This perfect woman appears to have somewhat more stuff between ya know what than necessary??? :shock:


Thats quite scary!!

mszee
14 Aug 2006, 02:13
Me in my better days...envy and drool!!!


http://media.mlxxfc.net/Oldbat.jpg


And this is what I call a PERFECT WOMAN!!!

Ben
20 Aug 2006, 18:52
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/7858/ontapsd0.th.jpg (http://img246.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ontapsd0.jpg)

Lord Kagan
20 Aug 2006, 20:28
How does the beer get in there???

Ben
20 Aug 2006, 21:08
you dont wanna know!

Hypnobabe
24 Aug 2006, 16:39
Durrr.... she drinks it, silly.... lol

Lord Kagan
24 Aug 2006, 16:39
Not the idea i had but ok :-P

mszee
24 Aug 2006, 16:52
Aww...give it all up...perfect woman just doesn't exist...:retard:
















Unless, of course, you're all talking about me...:twisted:

Lord Kagan
24 Aug 2006, 16:53
Someone has gone crazy

mszee
24 Aug 2006, 16:54
Someone has gone crazy

You just discovered it??? Duh...

Lord Kagan
24 Aug 2006, 16:55
:O

mszee
24 Aug 2006, 17:04
:O

I smell off-topic...

By the prickling of my thumbs...moderator this way comes...:evil:

The Flying Mouse
24 Aug 2006, 20:54
:twisted: Correct.

Now make with the totty please :mrgreen:

mszee
24 Aug 2006, 20:56
:twisted: Correct.

Now make with the totty please :mrgreen:

TOTTY??????????

I BEG YOUR PARDON???? :shock:

(Help!!! What is totty while I am thinking of a more clever response???)

The Flying Mouse
24 Aug 2006, 20:57
:twisted: Totty - attractive ladies :mrgreen:

mszee
24 Aug 2006, 21:01
:twisted: Totty - attractive ladies :mrgreen:

Totty = attactive lady...

Okie doke...

Sorry, Mr. Flying Mouse...

I mistakenly assumed that the post was directed at me...

My apologies...will never happen again...

Beg forgiveness...

:devil:

RadioMaster
25 Aug 2006, 12:17
:silence:

Gez
28 Aug 2006, 21:05
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/9792/melissadettwillerlp4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

..................think this place needs a bita muscle

Paul191
28 Aug 2006, 21:07
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/9792/melissadettwillerlp4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

..................think this place needs a bita muscle

That is disgusting! LOL

Gez
15 Sep 2006, 00:17
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/361/claire9zi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/508/claire23sm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

.........Yip Claire from Steps:heart:

Bap
15 Sep 2006, 01:25
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/LucyLiu/LiuLucy2055063194_400.jpg

I love a bit of oriental!

Gez
16 Sep 2006, 17:07
:faint:

mszee
17 Sep 2006, 02:23
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2665/84999salmaoscar122my.jpg

The Flying Mouse
17 Sep 2006, 04:03
:twisted: Who the hell said that fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round? :wtf:

Tim
17 Sep 2006, 10:30
oh.. the MLUKFC porno part of the site... coool!!!!

Gez
17 Sep 2006, 22:10
,.......thats certainly a Thong for europe :shock:

RadioMaster
18 Sep 2006, 22:57
:drool:
http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/58488.jpg

Gez
24 Sep 2006, 14:15
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3993/meatrj2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

.......can see a perfect one there.......:D

mszee
09 Oct 2006, 02:00
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1830/85607salmaoscar143me.jpg

R.
11 Oct 2006, 20:07
Perfect (http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf) :))

ChoccyBat
11 Oct 2006, 23:44
I do have a thing for that woman off quizmania - and no, her 'braincells' are actually not that small - and they are certainly perfectly formed! But the best amongst all the grotesquely altered females here, is ms demi moore - at her best looking in striptease. Oh yes...

mszee
12 Oct 2006, 01:54
Who posted the pic of Selma Hayek up above??? Cause I didn't...hmmm....

mszee
12 Oct 2006, 01:58
Perfect (http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf) :))

All true...

LucyK!
12 Oct 2006, 16:22
Ms Aguilera and Angelina are still my perfect women!

The Flying Mouse
12 Oct 2006, 20:01
Who posted the pic of Selma Hayek up above??? Cause I didn't...hmmm....

:twisted: I think they were changed from the ones you posted, because they were just too darn scary :yikes:



:lmao:

mszee
12 Oct 2006, 20:06
:twisted: I think they were changed from the ones you posted, because they were just too darn scary :yikes:



:lmao:

And the person who would have changed them would be............????

R.
12 Oct 2006, 20:09
There's a small note below every post mentioning the last edit ...

mszee
12 Oct 2006, 20:13
There's a small note below every post mentioning the last edit ...

Thank you...

*Runs and hides*

:panic:

Gez
12 Dec 2006, 18:42
Perfect (http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf) :))


:lmao: :lmao:

Tim
12 Dec 2006, 19:09
Perfect (http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf) :))

waahahah.. it is so cool.. so funny. love it!

Tim
12 Dec 2006, 19:12
i love this woman :lol:


http://img506.imageshack.us/img506/5332/yam10fullhz9.th.jpg (http://img506.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yam10fullhz9.jpg)