perfect man - I don't think so....

[dottie]

No such thing:lol:
http://www.cleanfunny.com/pics/women-waiting-for-perfect-man-dog-park-skeleton.jpg

Sorry Gerry couldn't resist this.........

[Tim]

Hey... what the hell.... that is cause the woman wrote down the wrong date in her agenda :lol:

[Gez]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2685/039441450or.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Let me help you out a wee bit:cool:

[dottie]

Nah!!!!!

more like......

http://www.nndb.com/people/816/000022750/rgere.jpg

or........

http://www.stephen-booth.com/liam%20neeson.jpg

[KebLou]

No to all of them:!:

[dottie]

No to all of them:!:

Yours then Keb?

[KebLou]

No ones perfect :twisted:

[KebLou]

Yours then Keb?
Fred, I can get him to shut up by confusing him (which is easy) or by not talking to him.:D :-P

[dottie]

http://http://www.poster.net/rickman-alan/rickman-alan-photo-alan-rickman-6200210.jpg


how about alan rickman........

[Chris]

How have we managed to have nine posts without my name coming up?? :cool:

[KebLou]

not my cup of tea. Willem Dafoe now is a different matter.:cool:

[dottie]

http://www.niagaraparks.com/images2/Superman-Christopher-Reeves.jpg

your wish is my command Chris:lol:

[LucyK!]

Loving the Brand and Richard pics.

We need to get Mr Jovi in here too...that man is too good for words

[dottie]

Loving the Brand and Richard pics.

We need to get Mr Jovi in here too...that man is too good for words

for you Lucy
http://www.coasttocoasttickets.com/images/concerts_bonjovi.jpg

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well i've been told that most women look for a good sence of humour.
So why isn't Ken Dodd here :roll:

[dottie]

:twisted: Well i've been told that most women look for a good sence of humour.
So why isn't Ken Dodd here :roll:

http://www.crafts-unlimited.co.uk/kendodd.jpg

[The Flying Mouse]

http://www.crafts-unlimited.co.uk/kendodd.jpg


:twisted: :mrgreen: :up:

[dottie]

not my cup of tea. Willem Dafoe now is a different matter.:cool:

William Defoe it is then Keb.....

http://www.joebrightbooks.com/assets/photos/Actors/William%20Dafoe/William%20Dafoe.jpg

[LucyK!]

for you Lucy
http://www.coasttocoasttickets.com/images/concerts_bonjovi.jpg

PHWOAR!!!!

[KebLou]

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0329774/X2-175.jpg

or even

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3049/Events/3049/WillemDafo_Grani_4855938_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Dafoe,%20Willem

He looks better in the movie.

[Tim]

Mmm... i just mis one person here in this topic...

[Skeleton]

http://http://www.poster.net/rickman-alan/rickman-alan-photo-alan-rickman-6200210.jpg


how about alan rickman........

Alan Rickman.. :drool: I love his soft voice..

[Heli]

Ok, these two men when they were younger (or in these pics)! Sadly i was born a few decades too late :evil:

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5751/kissyroger5le.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4458/invisible23gu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Here's me with one of the sexiest men ever! Peter E (curtesy of the lovely Debs! ;) )
http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/6552/2005081005helipetere2yh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hope Rob doesn't mind me posting this but i find him extremely cute! :P
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/5513/rob0gv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


And if anyone has a (or 10 million) beautiful picture of Randy please post them asap! :mrgreen:

[dottie]

Mmm... i just mis one person here in this topic...

http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars/concert07-meatloaf07.jpg

[Skeleton]

Your absolut right, Dottie... Meat is the man...

[Caelan]

Your absolut right, Dottie... Meat is the man...

yep the one and only..:cool:

[Leah]

:drool: :heart: :oops: Meats the only one......with Jim coming a close second :D

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

http://drummerworld.com/pics/drum28/trecool3.jpg

[Skeleton]

Who is that cute guy?

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Who is that cute guy?


He's the drummer out of Green day - Tre Cool :bunny:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

He's another cute guy


http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/746/chrisdaveme2mq.th.jpg (http://img105.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chrisdaveme2mq.jpg)

[Chris]

Can I say in my defence that my other photo was broken at the time!

Trust me ladies, better in the flesh!!!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Can I say in my defence that my other photo was broken at the time!

Trust me ladies, better in the flesh!!!!

He is ;)

Looked very dashing in his Vamps outfit :cool:

[Lauren]

David Duchovny has to be one of the sexiest men ever! and what about George Clooney? *swoon*

[dottie]

David Duchovny has to be one of the sexiest men ever! and what about George Clooney? *swoon*

http://untruenews.com/unimages/mulder.jpg_Calenda.jpg[/IMG]





two for the price of one Lauren........

[dottie]

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10101000/10101987.jpg

[needmoremeat]

http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars/concert07-meatloaf07.jpg

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D How on earth did it take this long to surface in this thread??????!!!!!!!!!!!!:shock: :twisted:

[needmoremeat]

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10101000/10101987.jpg


Ooh, I saw his house at Lake Como!!!!!!!! On the photo I have of it someone's standing outside it but he's too small to make out. Could it be?...................

[dottie]

http://www.donnakauffman.com/micas_images/dpc_title.jpg

http://www.dizneypins.com/Jan03Images/swetheartcinder.jpg

especially for you Prince Charming you know who you are;)

Always knew someday my Prince would come........

[dottie]

http://forwardedfunnies.com/p/200404/perfectman.jpg

Now thats my idea of a perfect man..........

[Emily]

Bon Jovi is the perfect man. He's been married for such a long time and he is so fit looking and I could just devour him! Men need to take lessons from Bon Jovi. :drool:

Sorry but I am so angry with men right now, I'm going through a break up :(

Paul Crook is a fine male specimen also!!!!!

I also find Sean Paul delicious :drool:

[Emily]

Here is another other fine man ;)

Paul Walker!!!! He is 6' 4!!!! PHWOAAAAARRRRR!!!!! He would turn me into complete mush!! He's so beautiful!!


http://www.rainbownetwork.com/images/paulw9.jpg

[Emily]

Ok...... I am going to get a bit carried away with this man... But all the girls have to agree is is HOOOTTT!!!!!!

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Paul_Walker/paulwalker_003.jpg

[Lauren]

http://untruenews.com/unimages/mulder.jpg_Calenda.jpg[/IMG]





two for the price of one Lauren........

:cheer:

Dottie thankyouthankyouthankyou *big hugs*

[Tim]

Just so strange that the women all want to talk about the perfect man, or in this case.... the no perfect man... and that the man don't do much about the perfect women topic. So you see.. women have less respect for man then we have for women. Cause you are all shouting about it. :lol:

[Chris]

I've been mentioned by two different people in this thread so am qyuite happy for them all to carry on discussing us perfect men!!!

[Ageing Bat]

Here's a wonderful, great, teriffic, brilliant, kind, funny, witty, inteligent, warm, cuddly, hugable (almost) perfect guy ..........

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/125/chrisblakey8xe.th.jpg (http://img416.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chrisblakey8xe.jpg)

;)

[dottie]

Here's a wonderful, great, teriffic, brilliant, kind, funny, witty, inteligent, warm, cuddly, hugable (almost) perfect guy ..........

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/125/chrisblakey8xe.th.jpg (http://img416.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chrisblakey8xe.jpg)

;)

I second that emotion.......

[Chris]

You forgot one word - available!!!

:cool: :cool:

[The Flying Mouse]

You forgot one word - available!!!
:cool: :cool:

:twisted: Much better 8)

[Heli]

:twisted: Much better 8)


Sorry Chris....I really hate to dissapoint you....but i'm not looking! Ask again in a few years! :twisted:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

:twisted: Much better 8)

Ya but WE ARE NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

Ya but WE ARE NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:twisted: Why? 8O
That was a much more effective advert.

[dottie]

http://www.lileks.com/institute/dorcus/football2.jpg

Now I wonder who that is - a member of the Forum perhaps:lol:


Not my idea of a perfect man.......

[dottie]

http://www.joinjoe.de/Gallery/Boys/mel1/Bilder/Mel%20Gibson%2008.jpg

yummy......

[Skeleton]

http://www.moviepropking.com/end.jpg

[dottie]

http://www.autogramm.com/img/denn.jpg

yummy -

[Gez]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/3302/cc0061ya.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Is that perfect man getting closer:??:

[dottie]

http://www.roadkill.com/~ajy/pix/LeonardWhiting.jpg

this is how Leonard Whiting used to look in 1968 (Romeo and Juliet), Um don't suppose he looks much like this now:roll:

[Chris]

He looks something like this now Dottie,

http://www.mmhost.co.uk/~chris/leonard2003.jpg

[dottie]

He looks something like this now Dottie,

http://www.mmhost.co.uk/~chris/leonard2003.jpg

Now you've dashed my dream boy Chris:shock:

[Tim]

okay... i will post a photo of me.. then this topic can be closed. :lmao:

ooh... the humor is killing me hahaha.

[Gez]

yeah, hes put an ad in the paper

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/9324/pic7111mi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Heli]

http://www.queenzone.com/multimedia/pictures/images/Roger_Taylor/111967517734.jpg


....oops wrong thread!! :twisted:

http://www.kasiminfo.co.uk/2005/07/Chatsworth/50.JPG

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccchhhhhh better! *thud* :drool:

[dottie]

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/page2/quickie/030808eddie.jpg

[Emily]

http://www.moviepropking.com/end.jpg

My sisters and I saw Gabriel Byrne in Galway at a circus!!! He was standing right next to us and he was with his children. We had no idea who he was at the time. We were wondering why people were fussing around him! when we went back to our car, we opened our leonardo dicaprio sticker book(sad i know!! This was years ago though haha) And there was Gabriel Byrne from 'Man in the Iron Mask' We nearly had a heart attack!! LOL

[Caelan]

http://pics.lesbergerreveilles.nl/SeanConnery.jpg

[dottie]

http://www.queenmania.net/images/immagini_pagine_biografia/freddie_mercury_biografia_02.jpg

Guess who........

[Chris]

His eyes never changed did they!

[Heli]

http://www.queenmania.net/images/immagini_pagine_biografia/freddie_mercury_biografia_02.jpg

Guess who........


Now wasn't he just the cutest baby ever.....

....shame he got older...

http://www.queenconcerts.com/inc/tours/freddie/hectics.jpg
*he's the middle boy*

Look at the boy on those teeth!! :shock: :shock: :shock:


But we still love him!! :D

[Heli]

http://perso.wanadoo.es/spadilla/fm/child.gif

Just as cute! :P!!

[dottie]

We love you Freddie........

http://www.thecalling.it/bia/iobloggo/img/freddie.jpg

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

http://piercebrosnan.jamesbond-online.com/galleries/pbrosn29.jpg

http://piercebrosnan.jamesbond-online.com/galleries/pbrosn18.jpg




COULDN'T YA JUST !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caelan]

wwoowww.. great pics.. of a very good looking man..:D

he can have my last ROLO..:oops:

[dottie]

http://images.quizilla.com/N/neoagent/1039640810_men.jpeg

Um thats better........:roll:

[Gez]

Here's one for you girls ;)

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/4986/pic4119py.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

............though below ground ;)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Here's one for you girls ;)

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/4986/pic4119py.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



............though below ground ;)


My husband's nickname is Homer !!!!!

Gerry I luv ya but that is abit drastic :shock:

[dottie]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/chasing_liberty/mark_harmon/libertypre4.jpg

[Gez]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/4485/boycrazy2tv.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[dottie]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/tribeca/tribeca_film_festival_2004_photos/meat_loaf/triholew.jpg

[dottie]

http://www.generalentertainment.com/artists/Meat%20Loaf.jpg

[dottie]

http://www.billboard.com/billboard/photos/artists/meat-loaf.gif

[dottie]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/hart_s_war/meat_loaf/hartpre.jpg

[dottie]

http://www.vh1.com/shows/series/ultimate_albums/batoutofhell/img/meatloaf_int.jpg

[Caelan]

:D http://www.billboard.com/billboard/photos/artists/meat-loaf.gif


thanks Dottie..really needed that..
hmm :heart:

wel all of Meats pictures actually:oops:

[dottie]

Now that is perfection..........

[Lauren]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9567/nick20knowles2020low20res20011.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mmmmmmmm :D

[Lauren]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7710/davidduchovny103tl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

nuff said!

[LucyK!]

Ohh gosh...those Meat pics are awesome! He just gets better and better!

[Gez]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/192/fcstil096127ha.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Maybe this'll get the legs quivering girls ;)

[dottie]

http://www.holymadness.com/images/jet%20li.jpg

Met Jet Li a few years ago..........

Such a gorgeous looker, but so tiny in stature and body...........

[Tim]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6273/georgebushleadstheustowar7ao.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Bren]

:lol:

[dottie]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/chasing_liberty/mark_harmon/libertypre4.jpg

Had to post this again

Mark Harmon - NCIS Sky on FX channel - delicious............

[Tim]

Oh.. here is one for you ladies... perfect :mrgreen:

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1247/terminator8zc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[dottie]

http://www.whalesandwolves.com/images/music/winwood1.jpg

[Rebel 1]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/192/bbath1di.th.jpg (http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bbath1di.jpg)

[dottie]

http://www.crazy4cinema.com/Actor/imgs/russell.jpg

[Heli]

http://metalloaf.com/randy-ohenry.jpg

*falls to the floor* Now i think that muct be the cutest picture of Randy ever in this entire world! :mrgreen: :cheer:

THANKS METAL LOAF!!!!!

[dottie]

http://www.jamesbondposterpage.com/mcgoohan.jpg

my foster uncle worked with Patrick McGoohan on the series Danger Man, I have the complete set too.... and he even signed a photograph for me..

[dottie]

http://www.famouslocations.com/images/actors/patrickmcgoohan.jpg

This is the same as the one I have signed - yummy........

[Gez]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7504/att000308ht.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Think we're provin you wrong with all these guys Dottums ;)

[dottie]

and gerry are you enjoying posting the photographs of men:lol: :lol:

http://ethnicbydesign.com/mcart/images/IT48_CMultimediaFiles2KPICSlowresbooksameasureofaman.jpg

[dottie]

Think we're provin you wrong with all these guys Dottums ;)[/QUOTE]

Funny thing was this topic was supposed to show fellas in a bad light:lol: somewhere along the way it went skewhiff:lol:

[dottie]

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/7765/ugly5.jpg

[Heli]

http://img45.exs.cx/img45/7765/ugly5.jpg


Can I be sick now!! :barf:

[Ageing Bat]

Here you go then girls, two for the price of one!!

http://media.mlxxfc.net/ugly-men.jpg

[dottie]

http://members.tripod.com/darttella-ivil/images/funny3.jpg

[Gez]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/995/28308ep.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

So whats the problem ;)

[Gez]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/9658/blondetest0ta.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Blonde Test !

[dottie]

http://www.ffandf.com/~alawac/cart/images/items/rm11015.jpg

[dottie]

http://www.oslovikings.com/news/april2002/rookiescots.jpg

[Gez]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6808/dancingfatguy1iu.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Gez]

its a true advert :D

[Gez]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8283/dreamjob5bq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[dottie]

http://booher13.home.insightbb.com/images/ugly11.jpg

What is it? Maybe you know Gerry :))

[sunneke]

nobody is perfect............. my name is nobody :P

[Rob The Badger]

Just realised I'm the first page.
Sorry girls :S

anyway my sexy menzes:-

http://film.widarsson.se/images/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg
Jake Gyllenhaal

http://www.movies-on-dvds.com/ashton_kutcher.jpg
Ashton Kutcher (How is he so fine...it's not possible)

http://www.worldofceleb.com/celeb/diego_luna/thdl4.jpg
Diego Luna

http://www.bullz-eye.com/entertainers/images/marlon_brando.jpg
Marlon Brando *smoulder*

I have amazing taste hehe

[Chris]

I think the pictures of me in this thread need updating sometime.

One is now slightly slimmer (but not much) with long hair and a beard!!!

[Heli]

*steals jake g off of rob!*

He's mine babe!! Alll mine >_<!!

[bugbabe1983]

dont know how to post pics but it has got to be kevin bacon for me!!!!!! :-P

[Gez]

http://booher13.home.insightbb.com/images/ugly11.jpg

What is it? Maybe you know Gerry :))

Yummy Yummy, though a little too much Lipstick ;) ;)

[Gez]

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9443/7funnypicturesdk7tf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Gez]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/8671/zzzzzseatdown4jb.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Does this qualify?? ;)

[Skeleton]

http://www.equitypictures.de/assets/images/Robert_Knepper.jpg

[Hypnobabe]

Skeleton, who is that?

[Skeleton]

Skeleton, who is that?

He´s Robert Knepper.. :oops: He´s kinda cute... :roll:

He´s acting T-bag in Prison Break... They don´t show the serie (yet) here in Finland, but I remember him from Thieves..

[Gez]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/5968/poof9dv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Rockette]

A malfunctioning Wishing Well????

[dottie]

http://www.jokeboard.com/images/chatroomtruth.jpg

[Chris]

ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

I thought I had turned the web cam off!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

I thought I had turned the web cam off!

Chris - Now I know you are better than that ;)

[Chris]

Sorry Sharon but flattery will get you no-where.

I have already got a delightful married lady to pass the time with!! Off to visit her this weekend!!

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Sorry Sharon but flattery will get you no-where.

I have already got a delightful married lady to pass the time with!! Off to visit her this weekend!!

Well looks like it's either of my toyboys then - this weekend:bunny:

[Gez]

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4932/yeahhesrich4ix.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[dottie]

Sorry Sharon but flattery will get you no-where.

I have already got a delightful married lady to pass the time with!! Off to visit her this weekend!!

Now I wonder who that can be?

[Gez]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1712/sliperrydirk1qb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Rockette]

:shock: Just what every girl needs to know this early in the morning! :shock:

[Gez]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7230/rooneymufc25gd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[dottie]

http://www.fanlistings.org/kevin_costner/images_new/nwo/kevin_costner_no_way_out_main.jpg

[Gez]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/6451/adam385qj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

............well girls..............

[Hypnobabe]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/6451/adam385qj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

............well girls..............

Isn't he trying to become an MP now?

[dottie]

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9712/18/farley.obit.2/t1.farley.obit.jpg

Its not always what you look like, but Chris Farley always made me laugh, so sad that he died so young.........

[Gez]

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9245/littlebritain30wy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Hypnobabe]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/DerrenBrown.jpg

Derren Brown, Croydon Love God.... sluuuuuuuurp!
New Series on Channel 4 (UK only I'm afraid!) Sunday at 9 pm!

[Gez]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6296/5b1b3at.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

...........maybe this better :|

[Gez]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9113/images488iw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Gez]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3017/aagcover015xc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

........i thought your socks normally go on your feet ??

[Gez]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1456/cb1b1zy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Perfect men girls :??:

[Gez]

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1940/whale4qj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Anyone for swim then??

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/8481/tomme2zc.th.jpg (http://img314.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tomme2zc.jpg)

[R.]

http://storage.mlxxfc.net/dammedance.gif :wtf:

[Gez]

:roll: ....looks like AGM for the Moderators went well :cool: :roll:

[Chris]

That's a vicious lie Gerry - none of the mods dance that well!

[Gez]

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/4972/ak1260lz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


C'Mon Chris, keep your top on :D

[Gez]

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/4058/barryferguson26ty.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


The Captain for youz

[Gez]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6233/thumbladieskitchenaccesory9va.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

say no more girls!!

[Gez]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8553/ashton320xh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

GERRY - you have bad taste in men mate :lmao:

[Gez]

GERRY - you have bad taste in men mate :lmao:

...an heres me trying to show ma Female side too

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/8321/emily79oe.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Gez]

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/4531/22m6dl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

.........comes from where I live :D :D

[Hypnobabe]

I'm not sure your taste's improving any hon.... :lmao:

[Gez]

I'm not sure your taste's improving any hon.... :lmao:

lol.........he looks a pretty miserable git too :shock:

[Gez]

GERRY - you have bad taste in men mate :lmao:
just trying to prove youz girls wrong.......like this snippet of me after the gym....


http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9625/abs10av.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I WISH ;)

[dottie]

http://media1.guzer.com/pictures/fat_wheelie.jpg

[Hypnobabe]

http://media1.guzer.com/pictures/fat_wheelie.jpg

That's just wrong.....

[Hypnobabe]

How true is this...

After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

[AndyK]

And the problem with that is? :))

[dottie]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a54/guitarhermit/obese_men.jpg

[rick]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/wexpect1.jpg

[dottie]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/nes/zelda-tipsbook2.jpg

[dottie]

http://www.newauburn.k12.wi.us/english/abstractword/up-men-00018_small.jpg

[dottie]

http://www.ailurophile.com/karen/images/men2.jpg

Ah well not all men are ugly.........;)

[Rockette]

Sorry Dottie, but they're just not real men without grey chest hairs.

[dottie]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/david boreanz.JPG

Delicious:-P

[Eva]

Delicious:-P

You are right - the little one is delicious!! :heart:

Love,
Eva

[AndrewG]

Who the **** is David Boreanazazaz ?

[Ankie]

If that is the name of the man or the kid.....
as far as I can see it were the two from the American Idol show Meat was in lately. The camera spotted them when Meat and Kat walked of stage.

[The Flying Mouse]

Who the **** is David Boreanazazaz ?


:twisted: American actor.
Think he was first famous for the series of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, then his Buffy character's spin off series, Angel (also the name of his character).
Believe he was in the slasher movie "Valentine" if memory serves correct :roll:

[dottie]

http://www.kissfever.com.ar/images/bob_kulick01.jpg

[lil_angel_88]

david boreanaz is one of the hottest guys on tv! hes starred in buffy the vampire slayer, angel, valentine and the new show on sky one called bones! he is not as perfect as pierce brosnan, patrick swayze, adam garcia, mel gibson and the hottest man himself....meat loaf! ;) ;)

[mszee]

http://www.david-boreanaz.com/intro/intro_02.gif

David Boreanaz

[dottie]

http://bushwhacked.net/bits/ROFL.jpg:shock: :shock: :shock:

[mszee]

Dottie...I have only one word to say to you...well, three actually...

WTF???

I will have nightmares for years to come...

[mszee]

http://x5a.xanga.com/3a1b26212873037639114/b25832912.bmp

http://www.minibite.com/funstuff/images/man1.jpg

http://www.funnyfunpages.com/perfectman2/000_Fwdthepe.jpg

http://www.funnyfunpages.com/perfectman2/002_file001.jpg

http://www.funnyfunpages.com/perfectman2/003_file002.jpg

[mszee]

Oh yeah...and did somebody say Leonard Whiting...

THEN:

http://stormgurl0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/whiting-leonard.jpg

NOW:

http://www.romeo-juliet.newmail.ru/whiting/lwhiting.jpg

SO...not only we women age...

[dottie]

http://media.mlxxfc.net/cap021.JPG

[Skeleton]

http://x5a.xanga.com/3a1b26212873037639114/b25832912.bmp

http://www.minibite.com/funstuff/images/man1.jpg

http://www.funnyfunpages.com/perfectman2/000_Fwdthepe.jpg

http://www.funnyfunpages.com/perfectman2/002_file001.jpg

http://www.funnyfunpages.com/perfectman2/003_file002.jpg

That´s what man should do.. :lol:

[mszee]

That´s what man should do.. :lol:


AND...this is how they all should look too...

[AndyK]

Sorry ladies, but not all of them measure up to me ... and I'm not clockwork :))

[mszee]

Sorry ladies, but not all of them measure up to me ... and I'm not clockwork :))

And that's a fact, Andy...couldn't find a picture of you washing the floor on your hands and knees - sorry...:heart:

[Devil's Son]

Perfect man? ... like them:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/boys.JPG
We all know them: Costner, Redford, Newmann, Lehmann, Collins, Clooney that's what girls think is perfect because they look cute, they have to be perfect but to love the perfect is easy I prefer something special like him:
http://media.mlxxfc.net/Mr1A.jpg a man who makes me laugh, who is charming, reliable, takes care and knows what he wants.
How can I demand a perfect man when I am not a perfect woman?
(that doesn't mean to stop dreaming)
Grasshopper :)))))

[Lord Kagan]

You could all at least write something on me being the perfect man :-P

[mszee]

You could all at least write something on me being the perfect man :-P

Please be so kind as to provide a photograph and at least 3 female references (mothers and such not included)

[Devil's Son]

You could all at least write something on me being the perfect man :-P
:lmao: , call you a man? Proof it :twisted:

[Lord Kagan]

:( bullies

[Devil's Son]

:twisted: just proof it, man! :D

[mszee]

:( bullies

Absolutely not!!!

You just have to follow the procedure every other male member of this forum followed.

[Lord Kagan]

what would that be?

[mszee]

what would that be?

One more time:

Please be so kind as to provide a photograph and at least 3 female references (mothers and such not included)

[Chris]

One more time:

Please be so kind as to provide a photograph and at least 3 female references (mothers and such not included)

Actually dear, some of us didn't need to do that. Some of us were nominated by a few different members.

If memory serves, the words adorable and huggable were used. :cool:

[Devil's Son]

... wer're waiting .... :lol:

[Chris]

For what?

[mszee]

Actually dear, some of us didn't need to do that. Some of us were nominated by a few different members.

If memory serves, the words adorable and huggable were used. :cool:

By "some of us" you mean?????????????????

[Devil's Son]

Please be so kind as to provide a photograph and at least 3 female references (mothers and such not included) for that .. :lol: ok forget it let's go on .and back to the topic

[Chris]

yours truly ;)

[Devil's Son]

:D

[mszee]

yours truly ;)

Oh...I thought there more than one of you there...

Yes, you're truly prince of a man...

[Devil's Son]

I like prince of man .... :)

[mszee]

http://www.filmrot.com/images/tenaciousd.jpg

This is more like my type...hahahahaha

[Devil's Son]

:cool:

[mszee]

I don't know what is happening with my pictures...let's give it another try...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/tenaciousd.jpg

[Rockette]

Anyone got a bucket?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Yay for fat dudes :yay: :mrgreen:

[mszee]

:twisted: Yay for fat dudes :yay: :mrgreen:

Well, Jack Black is a typical example of my dream man...not even mentioning ML...

[Devil's Son]

.. don't judge a book by it#s cover ....

[Gez]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3738/00025491bw4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Devil's Son]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[MeatGrl1]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3738/00025491bw4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
:lmao::lmao:!

Should show some compassion but it's too hysterical!

:lmao::lmao:!

[Gez]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/689/00025645ml3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[mszee]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/689/00025645ml3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Nice butt...:drool:

[Rockette]

I protest! On behalf of the bike, that is.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Five minutes after that pic was taken, the bloke on the bike was in a head on colision with a bus :sad: .











The bus was a right off, and the bike dude went to the drive through McDonalds :lmao:

[MeatGrl1]

Seriously...

My Ideal men look like this...

:heart: Johnny Depp and Peter DeLuise:heart:

http://i7.tinypic.com/24ew6jn.jpg
I need to really rewatch Jump Street! LOL

:heart: Elvis Presley:heart:

http://i7.tinypic.com/24ew9qd.jpg

And of course...
:heart: Meat Loaf:heart:

http://i7.tinypic.com/24ewccj.jpg
http://i8.tinypic.com/24ewcq1.jpg

:drool: They can definatly get my motor running!!! :drool:!!!

[Rockette]

:twisted: Five minutes after that pic was taken, the bloke on the bike was in a head on colision with a bus :sad: .
The bus was a right off, and the bike dude went to the drive through McDonalds :lmao:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Well called, FM!!!


As for MeatGrl1 - well, two outta four aint bad. At least you're running on two cylinders.

[Lord Kagan]

I think us blokes should post a few pictures of ourselves up, though we might get riddiculed..

[samurai7]

I've already got a pic of me as my avatar. (yes, it IS me...)

(...and yes, I AM rather sad...)

[hayley]

I think us blokes should post a few pictures of ourselves up, though we might get riddiculed..

Go for it im sure the girls will be nice to ya!!!

[Lord Kagan]

Go for it im sure the girls will be nice to ya!!!

im not so sure about that..lol

[mszee]

im not so sure about that..lol

Ahh...go on...we won't laugh...scout's promise!!!

[Leah]

C'mon boys post a pic! :pics:

[Devil's Son]

:??: :shock:

[Gez]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/882/allergictosaladbh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Gez]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5009/00025604bm1.jpg
..this one will probably get pulled (in the off-screen sense;) ). Didn't know if this was the Male/Female thread:shock: .........suggestions??

[Devil's Son]

oops ...

[Lord Kagan]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/882/allergictosaladbh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Is that a man or woman?

[Devil's Son]

is that .... from ..... Star Wars?

[Gez]

Is that a man or woman?

Well I did shave b4 this pic was taken!!

[mszee]

Kiss this one and he will FOR SURE turn into a perfect man...

http://media.mlxxfc.net/giantfrog.jpg

[Devil's Son]

no, but thanks for that offer

[dottie]

http://www.hitfm.cn/mmsource/images/2006/04/10/meatloaf.jpg

perfect just perfect

[Devil's Son]

yes dottie, that's true ... perfect! :-P

[RadioMaster]

well, the thread is called perfect man...here I am!:))

(If msn messenger crashes down during the next hours, it´s my fault)
:eyebrows:

[Devil's Son]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: .. oh my poor ... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[mszee]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: .. oh my poor ... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

What do you mean? I think he is very cute...I mean...a little too young...

BUT...still and all...not bad at all...

[Devil's Son]

Oh, yeah, it was just the idea that people wonder why they can't use the messenger ... he's cute young man.

[Gez]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2807/ashton32lu8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[gotham_child]

i'd say.....

well, the thread is called perfect man...here I am!:))

(If msn messenger crashes down during the next hours, it´s my fault)
:eyebrows:

[RadioMaster]

:oops:

[Lord Kagan]

:-P im better looking