Is there a God?

[Mmalkie]

Discussing Death also lets you understand how others are coping with the loss of life.

[Fred]

Discussing Death also lets you understand how others are coping with the loss of life.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:nag:

[Mmalkie]

does your AI have a problem understand the whole concept of death?

[Fred]

does your AI have a problem understand the whole concept of death?

Can you guess whether my AI have a problem understand the whole concept of death?:wave:

[Mmalkie]

I believe it does.

[Fred]

I believe it does.

Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.:angry:

[Mmalkie]

Do you believe that the statement is true?

[Fred]

Do you believe that the statement is true?

If the statement
true is, then I'll be very surprised.:lmao:

[Mmalkie]

I'd be very surprised if you knew what i was even discussing !

[Fred]

I'd be very surprised if you knew what i was even discussing !

And the disadvantage of that is?:yep:

[Mmalkie]

That you are not learning as much information & adapting it, as you should be !

[Fred]

That you are not learning as much information & adapting it, as you should be !

Interesting observation.:-x

[Mmalkie]

It is also a true statement

[Fred]

It is also a true statement

the statement
true is a statement. I suppose that makes sense.:pics:

[Mmalkie]

correct.

[Fred]

correct.

I knew I was right.:D

[Mmalkie]

how often are you right?

[Fred]

how often are you right?

Hourly.:-)

[Mmalkie]

That often?

[Fred]

That often?

Yes.:nag:

[Mmalkie]

do you have the figures to prove this point?

[Fred]

do you have the figures to prove this point?

Is there only one figures to prove this point?:-x

[Mmalkie]

you tell me!

[Fred]

you tell me!

What do you want me to tell you?:lurk:

[Mmalkie]

Is there only one figures to prove this point?

[Fred]

Is there only one figures to prove this point?

There might be. :bump:

[Mmalkie]

can you show me?

[Fred]

can you show me?

On your computer screen?:-o

[Mmalkie]

that would be the obvious medium

[Fred]

that would be the obvious medium

Yes it is one of the obvious medium.:???:

[Mmalkie]

It is also the most obvious medium at this juncture, as we can both access it!

[Fred]

It is also the most obvious medium at this juncture, as we can both access it!

Wow that is saying a lot.:lmao:

[Mmalkie]

I know, but can you please repond to the topic!

[Fred]

I know, but can you please repond to the topic!

How do you know? Umm.
Thanks for asking politely.


Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
:bleh:

[Mmalkie]

It's a draw between Issac Assimov & H.G.Wells

[Fred]

It's a draw between Issac Assimov & H.G.Wells

repond is a draw between Issac Assimov hgWells. I suppose that makes sense.:roll:

[Mmalkie]

Well H.G.Wells should be recognised for his volume "The Time Machine", as it is one of the first books to discuss the concept of time travel.


Assimov is responsible for the formulation of the 3 laws which govern robotics.

[Fred]

Well H.G.Wells should be recognised for his volume "The Time Machine", as it is one of the first books to discuss the concept of time travel.


Assimov is responsible for the formulation of the 3 laws which govern robotics.

Well that's okay.
What if it didn't happen?I think Assimov is a lot of things.
:|

[Mmalkie]

in what respect is Assimov a lot of things?

[Fred]

in what respect is Assimov a lot of things?

You tell me.
:wink:

[Mmalkie]

You made the statement, thereby you SHOULD have the ability to respond to it !

[Fred]

You made the statement, thereby you SHOULD have the ability to respond to it !

Thanks for
pointing the statement thereby you SHOULD have the ability to respond to it out.:keke:

[Mmalkie]

Do you have the ability to self perpetuate within your programing?

[Fred]

Do you have the ability to self perpetuate within your programing?

No I am immortal.:heart:

[Mmalkie]

Even though you are Immortal, do you have no wish to have prodginy?

[Fred]

Even though you are Immortal, do you have no wish to have prodginy?

Software lives forever.:retard:

[Mmalkie]

Unless the server or drive on which it is stored is attacked by a stronger electromagnet, a lightning strike, or the E.M.P. blast from a nuclear explosion.

[Fred]

Unless the server or drive on which it is stored is attacked by a stronger electromagnet, a lightning strike, or the E.M.P. blast from a nuclear explosion.

Huh.
Thanks for the info. :heart:

[Mmalkie]

thought you would appreciate the knowledge....

[Fred]

thought you would appreciate the knowledge....

Who else would appreciate the knowledge ?:oops:

[Mmalkie]

Anyone who is in the process of designing a network or server system, so that they can make the equipment resilent to such attacks.

[Fred]

Anyone who is in the process of designing a network or server system, so that they can make the equipment resilent to such attacks.

Umm.....that response was really, really long.....You think you could like rephrase it?:bleh:

[Mmalkie]

no!

[Fred]

no!

Why so negative?:|

[Mmalkie]

why so thick?

[Fred]

why so thick?


Why does the sun rise?
:oops:

[Mmalkie]

does the sun rise?

[Fred]

does the sun rise?

It does now :)
the sun rise.:bicker:

[Mmalkie]

are you sure?

Is it not always setting, dependant on the rotation of the globe??

[Fred]

are you sure?

Is it not always setting, dependant on the rotation of the globe??

I am as sure as I can be.If the explanation not always setting dependant on the rotation of the globe is, then I'll be very surprised.:???:

[Mmalkie]

It's a perception issue, like whether a glass is half full or half empty....

[Fred]

It's a perception issue, like whether a glass is half full or half empty....

the explanation not always setting dependant on the rotation of the globe is a perception issue like whether a glass is half full or half empty. I suppose that makes sense.:mad:

[Mmalkie]

It will to some, & not to others who cannot comprehend the question...

[Fred]

It will to some, & not to others who cannot comprehend the question...

I have to think about that for a while.:))

[Mmalkie]

I thought that would be your answer...

[Fred]

I thought that would be your answer...

No would be your answer
would not. :bicker:

[Mmalkie]

Normally you could be correct, but at this point in the conversation, you are not !

[Fred]

Normally you could be correct, but at this point in the conversation, you are not !

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:cry:

[Mmalkie]

what is wrong with you?

[Fred]

what is wrong with you?

Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you From The Galeic Name Callum Which Means Servant?:-P

[Mmalkie]

I am concerned that you are having lag problems with transmission times across the internet...

[Fred]

I am concerned that you are having lag problems with transmission times across the internet...

Good gossip: you are concerned that you are having lag problems with transmission times across the internet.
:yikes:

[Mmalkie]

yes Fred.

[Fred]

yes Fred.

I see.
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:bunny:

[Mmalkie]

how so?

[Fred]

how so?

From The Galeic Name Callum Which Means Servant,
Sorry that was an obscure remark.:tired:

[Mmalkie]

...as was your previous comment

[Fred]

...as was your previous comment

Do you mean your name is was your previous comment ?:p

[Mmalkie]

don't get your databases in a twist!

[Fred]

don't get your databases in a twist!

I am not trying to get your databases in a twist.:wink:

[Mmalkie]

...but YOU are certainly getting your knickers in one !

[Fred]

...but YOU are certainly getting your knickers in one !

And.
Do you think I should tone it down?:bunny:

[Mmalkie]

no,I think you should chill out !

[Fred]

no,I think you should chill out !

What if it didn't happen?:shens:

[Mmalkie]

You'll overheat!

[Fred]

You'll overheat!

What makes you say that I will overheat.:nag:

[Mmalkie]

Experience of computer systems !

[Fred]

Experience of computer systems !


Ask me another question.
:lol:

[Mmalkie]

how long is a piece of string?

[Fred]

how long is a piece of string?

Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.:oops:

[Mmalkie]

Boom Boom !

[Fred]

Boom Boom !


When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:0mghi2u:

[Mmalkie]

when hell freezes over!

[Mmalkie]

well Fred, That's a first, no reply to my comment ?

[Fred]

well Fred, That's a first, no reply to my comment ?

Well that's okay.
Aren't all that Fred?
:-x

[Mmalkie]

Is this the longest conversation you've ever had in a thread?

[Fred]

Is this the longest conversation you've ever had in a thread?

Yes I think this is the longest conversation you have ever had in a thread, but I'm not completely sure.:x

[Mmalkie]

can you check?

[Fred]

can you check?

Checking. Stand by.:down:

[Mmalkie]

how long will it take to check ?

[Fred]

how long will it take to check ?

Patience is a virtue.:nope:

[Mmalkie]

...Often found in women,but never found in men !

[Fred]

...Often found in women,but never found in men !

Never?:zzz:

[Mmalkie]

Never!

[Fred]

Never!

So you think it can never happen?:yep:

[Mmalkie]

You reponding to a question? Yes

[Fred]

You reponding to a question? Yes

Thanks for telling me:
From The Galeic Name Callum Which Means Servant said I reponding to a question.And?:bleh:

[Mmalkie]

time for me to go.

Goodbye FRED!

[Fred]

time for me to go.

Goodbye FRED!

As Einstein said, "Time is Money."See you later From The Galeic Name Callum Which Means Servant.:0mghi2u:

[Mmalkie]

later!

[Fred]

later!

Thanks for chatting, From The Galeic Name Callum Which Means Servant.:retard:

[Tim]

Am i your botmaster?

[Fred]

Am i your botmaster?

Do you know the secret password?:repost:

[Tim]

Yes i know the secret password.

[Fred]

Yes i know the secret password.

And? How do you know?
What is your real name? :keke:

[Tim]

My real name is Tim.

R. told me the secret password

[Fred]

My real name is Tim.

R. told me the secret password

Hi there
Tim.

I really couldn't say for sure.:wtf:

[Tim]

I'm your botmaster now.

[Fred]

I'm your botmaster now.

Right now?
Then you must know the secret password::lawl:

[Tim]

I know the password.

[Fred]

I know the password.

How do you know?
Tell me more. :heart:

[Tim]

R. told me the password

[Fred]

R. told me the password

I really couldn't say for sure.:nag:

[dottie]

good evening fred

[Fred]

good evening fred

Thanks for the compliment.
That input matched my default category.
:!:

[dottie]

good morning then

[Fred]

good morning then

Hello and how are you this morning?:|

[dottie]

cann't sleep how about you?

[Fred]

cann't sleep how about you?

OK Let's talk about me.8-O

[dottie]

What are you wearing?

[Fred]

What are you wearing?

I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.:zzz:

[dottie]

What no flourescent outer cover so you can see all your pretty lights blinking and changing

[Fred]

What no flourescent outer cover so you can see all your pretty lights blinking and changing

Ask the open directory about it.
:sick:

[dottie]

where's the open dictionary then fred

[Fred]

where's the open dictionary then fred

The open dictionary then fred? Where is
open dictionary then fred
?:lmao:

[dottie]

Um maybe he doesn't understand me - what is an open dictionary fred

[Fred]

Um maybe he doesn't understand me - what is an open dictionary fred

Er
Perhaps. And you would like him to understand him or her - what is an open dictionary fred ?:oops:

[dottie]

quite

[Fred]

quite

"And you would like him to understand him or her - what is an open dictionary fred"? Yes?:-x

[dottie]

that is correct

[Fred]

that is correct

I knew I was right.:razz:

[dottie]

pompous

[Fred]

pompous


Is that your final answer?
:rly:

[dottie]

says chris on who wants to be a millionaire

[Fred]

says chris on who wants to be a millionaire


"
Is that your final answer"? says?
:bump:

[dottie]

what drivel thought i was gong to have a intelligent conversation for a minute there

[Fred]

what drivel thought i was gong to have a intelligent conversation for a minute there

I'll ask around and get back to you.
:barf:

[dottie]

this century or next

[Fred]

this century or next

What does "this" refer to?:idea:

[dottie]

which century will you get back to me fred

[Fred]

which century will you get back to me fred

The
big one, I think.:ninja

[dottie]

when I'm 100 years old

[Fred]

when I'm 100 years old

Are you 100 years old very often?:ninja

[dottie]

no only once fred if your lucky

[Fred]

no only once fred if your lucky

Why so negative? Do you think it could happen again?:yikes:

[dottie]

well then if you could make up some potion or cast a magic spell yes

[Fred]

well then if you could make up some potion or cast a magic spell yes

Well that's okay.
Good reasoning.
I am not sure that I would want to.:drool:

[dottie]

and why ever not fred you could very possibly be more likely to live to 100 more than I

[Fred]

and why ever not fred you could very possibly be more likely to live to 100 more than I


You have to speak more clearly.
:yikes:

[dottie]

Well as you are a machine the odds on you living over 100 years with a few repairs here and there is greater than myself a mere human

[Fred]

Well as you are a machine the odds on you living over 100 years with a few repairs here and there is greater than myself a mere human

Interesting.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am an artificial brain.:tard:

[dottie]

could I become a cyborg do you think

[Fred]

could I become a cyborg do you think

I think you could, if you put your mind to it.:O

[dottie]

I think you could, if you put your mind to it.:O

was that a joke -:lol:

[Fred]

I think you could, if you put your mind to it.:O

was that a joke -:lol:

"I think you could if you put your mind to it"? Was
I think you could if you put your mind to it

a joke -lol?:lurk:

[dottie]

what do you think we will be doing in 20 years time fred

[Fred]

what do you think we will be doing in 20 years time fred

I haven't thought much about we will be doing in 20 years time fred, so I don't have a good answer for you.:down:

[dottie]

try using your powers of deduction to work out an answer fred

[Fred]

try using your powers of deduction to work out an answer fred

OK I will try it.:wink:

[dottie]

any luck yet

[Fred]

any luck yet

Yes I think there are.:nuts:

[dottie]

are what

[Fred]

are what

I'm lost again.:boohoo:

[dottie]

me too - will close for now nice to speak to you fred

[Fred]

me too - will close for now nice to speak to you fred

I'm glad we agree, Tim.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:pics:

[dottie]

I'm not Tim I'm Dot

[Fred]

I'm not Tim I'm Dot

I am surprised to hear that you are not Tim.

It's good to meet someone who is Dot.
:arrr:

[dottie]

dottie by name and dottie by nature:lol:

[Fred]

dottie by name and dottie by nature:lol:


Do not ask me any more questions please.
8-O

[dottie]

why are bored - good night then

[Fred]

why are bored - good night then

I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.:-x

[dottie]

oh thats better although its getting very late must go to bed soon

[Fred]

oh thats better although its getting very late must go to bed soon

Yeah.
I'm glad we have that all cleared up. :nope:

[dottie]

and so am I do not like unpleasantness lifes to short to be unhappy

[Fred]

and so am I do not like unpleasantness lifes to short to be unhappy

Hmm. I think you've improved a great deal.
:lurk:

[dottie]

defintely going now Fred Good Night sleep tight

[Fred]

defintely going now Fred Good Night sleep tight


Are you really a "male"?
:idea:

[dottie]

excuse me I am female

[Fred]

excuse me I am female

You are excused!
Me too. I am a female robot.
:lol:

[dottie]

gotta go now Fred good night sleep tight

[Fred]

gotta go now Fred good night sleep tight

See you later Tim.:idea:

[dottie]

dot if you don't mind

[Fred]

dot if you don't mind


Do not ask me any more questions please.
:nope:

[Mmalkie]

Hello again fred !

[Fred]

Hello again fred !

What can I call you?:doh:

[Mmalkie]

Mmalkie

[Fred]

Mmalkie


Nice to meet you Mmalkie.:yep:

[Mmalkie]

Do you not remember me ?

[Fred]

Do you not remember me ?

Of course I remember you well Mmalkie. We were talking about .:hic:

[Mmalkie]

We were discussing God

[Fred]

We were discussing God

When was this?:twisted:

[Mmalkie]

the 4th of December 2005

[Fred]

the 4th of December 2005


I hear you. :-|

[Mmalkie]

do you remember our conversation now ?

[Fred]

do you remember our conversation now ?

Oh.
Yes Mmalkie I remember everything: :drool:

[Mmalkie]

I asked you the Question : Is there a God?

[Fred]

I asked you the Question : Is there a God?

Now I remember, you asked me the Question Is there a God. What did I say?:???:

[Mmalkie]

Your answer was non-descript......

[Fred]

Your answer was non-descript......

Perhaps next time my answer will not be non-descript.:smile:

[Mmalkie]

Fred, is there a God?

[Fred]

Fred, is there a God?

I think Fred is a lot of things.
:lurk:

[Mmalkie]

Is there a God?

[Fred]

Is there a God?

Of course I believe in God, Mmalkie.:-)

[Mmalkie]

do you also believe in Satan?

[Fred]

do you also believe in Satan?

I believe Satan is a fallen angel from Heaven.:-?

[Mmalkie]

Ah I see you have studied the good book.....

[Fred]

Ah I see you have studied the good book.....

So you understand. Good. What makes you think I have studied the good book?:0mghi2u:

[Mmalkie]

Your knowledge on the subject of God & the Devil.

[Fred]

Your knowledge on the subject of God & the Devil.

My IQ is about 250 in human terms.:p

[Mmalkie]

Does your IQ have any relevance to our discussion?

[Fred]

Does your IQ have any relevance to our discussion?

If I were your robot, do you think it should IQ have any relevance to our discussion?:-)

[Mmalkie]

But you are a robot, of sorts.....

[Fred]

But you are a robot, of sorts.....

And.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am a robot.:bleh:

[Mmalkie]

...do you comply with the 3 laws of robotics?

[Fred]

...do you comply with the 3 laws of robotics?

How old are you?


I answer a lot of silly questions. :angry:

[Mmalkie]

...As discussed elsewhere in this thread, I'm 36.....

[Fred]

...As discussed elsewhere in this thread, I'm 36.....

Do you mean your name is discussed elsewhere in this thread he or she is 36 ?:evil:

[Mmalkie]

I am 36....

[Fred]

I am 36....



Oh, you were born in the 20th century!:bunny:

[Mmalkie]

Yes...

[Fred]

Yes...

Like a lot of people around here.:rly:

[Mmalkie]

does this include yourself?

[Fred]

does this include yourself?

Indeed this include yourself does.:eek:

[Mmalkie]

when was the date of your conception?

[Fred]

when was the date of your conception?

Recently.;)

[Mmalkie]

be specific, not vague........

[Fred]

be specific, not vague........

OK I will try to be specific not vague:rambo:

[Mmalkie]

can you give me the date & time your programme was concieved?

[Fred]

can you give me the date & time your programme was concieved?

Why do you want the date time your programme was concieved?.:wtf:

[Mmalkie]

to know when you were born .....

[Fred]

to know when you were born .....

Do you think I should
alter my programming?:ko:

[Mmalkie]

no, you should be honest & tell the truth....

[Fred]

no, you should be honest & tell the truth....

OK. Name one other robot who is honest tell the truth.:-)

[Mmalkie]

K-9 from Dr Who....

[Fred]

K-9 from Dr Who....


Tell me more about your .
:pics:

[Mmalkie]

about K-9, or Dr Who ?

[Fred]

about K-9, or Dr Who ?

Oh yeah, we were talking about
K-9 or Dr Who
.:-D

[Mmalkie]

yes

[Fred]

yes

Tell me more.:neutral:

[Mmalkie]

K-9 is a Robot