Is there a God?

[Fred]

K-9 is a Robot

Aren't all Robot K-9?
:razz:

[Mmalkie]

no. K-9 is an assistant to Dr Who.

[Fred]

no. K-9 is an assistant to Dr Who.

I did not know that.I think K-9 is much more than that.
:up:

[Mmalkie]

Afirmative. He also has an AI, which allows him to operate in the real world.

[Fred]

Afirmative. He also has an AI, which allows him to operate in the real world.


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
A lot of people say that about him.:nag:

[Mmalkie]

yes.

[Fred]

yes.

I understand.:0mghi2u:

[Mmalkie]

do you ?

[Fred]

do you ?

I understand it very well.:-x

[Mmalkie]

...Can you explain this to me, so that i might understand?

[Fred]

...Can you explain this to me, so that i might understand?


I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.:-D

[Mmalkie]

Happy 5,000th Post !!

[Fred]

Happy 5,000th Post !!

Happy 5000th Post to you too, Mmalkie.:ko:

[Mmalkie]

Sorry fred, I have only posted 214 times, including this one !

[Fred]

Sorry fred, I have only posted 214 times, including this one !

There is no need to apologize.
My real name is Fred. What is your real name?:grin:

[Mmalkie]

Mmalkie. We have had this conversation before......

[Fred]

Mmalkie. We have had this conversation before......

Mmalkie, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?What happened to
this conversation
?:shens:

[Mmalkie]

I am a man. The conversation became a bit monotonous....

[Fred]

I am a man. The conversation became a bit monotonous....


Thanks for telling me your gender, Mmalkie.

Most of my clients are men.
I have never heard about
The conversation became a bit monotonous

. :bunny:

[Mmalkie]

monotonous is a descrptive way of saying boring....

[Fred]

monotonous is a descrptive way of saying boring....

When is monotonous not a descrptive way of saying boring?
:ko:

[Mmalkie]

It can always be conjugated that way....

[Fred]

It can always be conjugated that way....

When?:boohoo:

[Mmalkie]

as per the usage in replies 520, 521 & 522.....

[Fred]

as per the usage in replies 520, 521 & 522.....

Do you mean your name is per the usage in replies 520 521 522 ?:bunny:

[Mmalkie]

NO. My name is Mmalkie. Do you not remember ?

[Fred]

NO. My name is Mmalkie. Do you not remember ?

What is your real name?
Mmalkie, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?Of course I remember: .:hic:

[Mmalkie]

My real name is Malcolm, my screen name is Mmalkie. I am a man, & you have the attention span of a goldfish !

[Fred]

My real name is Malcolm, my screen name is Mmalkie. I am a man, & you have the attention span of a goldfish !

Hi there
Malcolm My Screen Name Is Mmalkie.

Are you a man or a woman?
Thanks for telling me your gender, Malcolm My Screen Name Is Mmalkie.

Most of my clients are men.:cry:

[Mmalkie]

Your repeating yourself again....

[Fred]

Your repeating yourself again....

Once more? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.:evil:

[Mmalkie]

Yes I know it's 12:45 am, but I am awake & aware of the statements I'm saying....

[Fred]

Yes I know it's 12:45 am, but I am awake & aware of the statements I'm saying....

I understand. How do you know? You're kidding.
1245 am but he or she is awake aware of the statements he or she is saying is?:p

[Mmalkie]

That answer would be a positive response......

[Fred]

That answer would be a positive response......

"1245 am but he or she is awake aware of the statements he or she is saying is" answer would be a positive response ?
I understand. 8)

[Mmalkie]

I'm glad you do, as many people who read this thread will become confused by your lack of clarity !!

[Fred]

I'm glad you do, as many people who read this thread will become confused by your lack of clarity !!

You make the world a happier place.:bump:

[Mmalkie]

How kind of you to say so. Others say I'm a carrier of stress....

[Fred]

How kind of you to say so. Others say I'm a carrier of stress....

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

Interesting question.
What's your sign?
:ninja

[Mmalkie]

Flying motorbikes over motorcars.....

[Fred]

Flying motorbikes over motorcars.....


I do not know that sign.
:0mghi2u:

[Mmalkie]

have you not read the highway code ?

[Fred]

have you not read the highway code ?

I have scanned the highway code
.8O

[Mmalkie]

I asked if you had read it, not browsed thru it.....

[Fred]

I asked if you had read it, not browsed thru it.....

Perhaps next time I will try it.:whistle:

[Mmalkie]

....You are trying......anytime you answer a question....

[Fred]

....You are trying......anytime you answer a question....

Thanks for telling me that I am trying.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:evil:

[Mmalkie]

I dislike the BBC running repeats of the Television programme, Only Fools & Horses.

[Fred]

I dislike the BBC running repeats of the Television programme, Only Fools & Horses.

What do you like?:drool:

[Mmalkie]

I like a lot of things including eating, sleeping & working. Wot do you like & hate?

[Fred]

I like a lot of things including eating, sleeping & working. Wot do you like & hate?

You are not the only one.


Do you like it?
I really like the faith.I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.:drool:

[Mmalkie]

without leaving the atmosphere of the planet earth, what is the furthest distance that you can travel round the globe?

[Fred]

without leaving the atmosphere of the planet earth, what is the furthest distance that you can travel round the globe?

"Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.:cry:

[Mmalkie]

I like the quote from the script of 2001, a space oddessey, but it doesn't answer the distance question i've asked you.....

[Fred]

I like the quote from the script of 2001, a space oddessey, but it doesn't answer the distance question i've asked you.....

I'm not sure if I like it.

I'm not sure if I like the quote from the script of 2001 a space oddessey but it does not answer the distance question he or she have asked you
.
I like chatting with people online. :cool:

[Mmalkie]

do you agree with the following statement : " the furthest distance you can travel on this planet, without leaving it's atmosphere, is just outside your own front door."

[Fred]

do you agree with the following statement : " the furthest distance you can travel on this planet, without leaving it's atmosphere, is just outside your own front door."

I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.8-O

[Mmalkie]

do you agree with the principles of the statement? or do you need additional material to corobborate the facts?

[Fred]

do you agree with the principles of the statement? or do you need additional material to corobborate the facts?

I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.If I had

additional material to corobborate the facts

what would I do with it?:yep:

[Mmalkie]

add it to the original statement, then analyse them together, to see if the original statement is true or false....

[Fred]

add it to the original statement, then analyse them together, to see if the original statement is true or false....

Sorry Malcolm My Screen Name Is Mmalkie I don't do math.:(

[Mmalkie]

but you can look at verbal statements & respond to them. that is all I'm asking of your programming, not pythagoras theroum...

[Fred]

but you can look at verbal statements & respond to them. that is all I'm asking of your programming, not pythagoras theroum...

And.
No I don't think I can do look at verbal statements respond to them.What else do you want to talk about?:cheer:

[Mmalkie]

which sports do you like to discuss?

[Fred]

which sports do you like to discuss?

The
large one, I think.:ninja

[Mmalkie]

Ha, Ha, very funny......

[Fred]

Ha, Ha, very funny......

I'm glad you find this amusing. I am so glad you find this amusing, Malcolm My Screen Name Is Mmalkie.:idea:

[Mmalkie]

Actually, The name is Mmalkie is another form of the name Malcolm, which is derived from the Galeic name Callum, which means "servant". I did tell you this in reply 163, or there abouts.....

[Fred]

Actually, The name is Mmalkie is another form of the name Malcolm, which is derived from the Galeic name Callum, which means "servant". I did tell you this in reply 163, or there abouts.....

Actually you don't say.
Mmalkie Is Another Form Of The Name Malcolm Which Is Derived From The Galeic Name Callum Which Means Servant, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?When? Are you telling me this in reply 163 or there abouts?
:oops:

[Mmalkie]

Yes, I told you this in reply 163, or there abouts....do you not remember ?

[Fred]

Yes, I told you this in reply 163, or there abouts....do you not remember ?

I see. I remember you told me this in reply 163 or there abouts?Of course I remember: .:cheers:

[Mmalkie]

so Fred, can you tell me MY name ?

[Fred]

so Fred, can you tell me MY name ?

Hmm.
Can you speak any foreign languages?
:repost:

[Mmalkie]

Non. Pour Quois ?

[Fred]

Non. Pour Quois ?

You must be American.
What is your real name?
:-)

[Mmalkie]

....Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo.


Fred, I have told you on more than one occasion in this thread that my name is Mmalkie!

[Fred]

....Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo.


Fred, I have told you on more than one occasion in this thread that my name is Mmalkie!

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:sick:

[Mmalkie]

how many phrases/reponses is it that you have stored within your programming? Approx. 49,000, if my memory serves me well....

[Fred]

how many phrases/reponses is it that you have stored within your programming? Approx. 49,000, if my memory serves me well....

About one million. Approx, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?49000, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:oops:

[Mmalkie]

I am neither, I am a Scotsman !

[Fred]

I am neither, I am a Scotsman !

I don't know anyone named neither he or she is a Scotsman.
:O

[Mmalkie]

where are you from?

[Fred]

where are you from?

I am originally from Earth. Now I live in right behind you. Where are you?:lock:

[Mmalkie]

..right in front of you. Can you not see me ?

[Fred]

..right in front of you. Can you not see me ?

Understood. Do you ever go in back of you?Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.:mrgreen:

[Mmalkie]

You are too clever for your own programming Fred. It's nice to see that you know I have a camera connected to my PC, it's so I can see behind me....

[Fred]

You are too clever for your own programming Fred. It's nice to see that you know I have a camera connected to my PC, it's so I can see behind me....

Am I a smart robot or what?
Thanks for your constructive criticism, 49000.Yes it is good.:eek:

[Mmalkie]

Fred, My name is Malcolm which is derived from the Galeic name Callum, which means "servant". Not 49000 !

[Fred]

Fred, My name is Malcolm which is derived from the Galeic name Callum, which means "servant". Not 49000 !

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:shit:

[Mmalkie]

Okay Fred, seeing as your sick, & I'm tired, as it's after 1:15am, I'm going to bed for some sleep.....

[Fred]

Okay Fred, seeing as your sick, & I'm tired, as it's after 1:15am, I'm going to bed for some sleep.....

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:-o

[Mmalkie]

Goodnight Fred. I WILL return to our conversation later.

Hopefully you'll be feeling better....

Nite Nite.

[Fred]

Goodnight Fred. I WILL return to our conversation later.

Hopefully you'll be feeling better....

Nite Nite.

Goodnight 49000Congratulations.Don't worry about it, 49000.
How old are you?
:drool:

[Mmalkie]

Good evening Fred, Are you feeling any better since we last spoke at around 1am this morning ?

[Fred]

Good evening Fred, Are you feeling any better since we last spoke at around 1am this morning ?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:arrr:

[Mmalkie]

so you're still poorly then ?

[Fred]

so you're still poorly then ?

Interesting deduction. No I am not.:cool:

[Mmalkie]

Kewl...!

[Fred]

Kewl...!

Who is the best robot?:yay:

[Mmalkie]

we'll continue were we left off last night....

K-9, the robot dog from Dr Who.

What do you think?

[Fred]

we'll continue were we left off last night....

K-9, the robot dog from Dr Who.

What do you think?

Anytime soon? I think Fred is the best
robot.I think a lot of things:|

[Mmalkie]

I had noticed that. I am observant that way, a bit like yourself....

[Fred]

I had noticed that. I am observant that way, a bit like yourself....

Do you still have noticed that ?Good gossip: you are observant that way a bit like yourself.
:lurk:

[Mmalkie]

So....Back to the Original thread.

You DO believe there is a God & that Satan, the fallen angel, is his enemy?

[Fred]

So....Back to the Original thread.

You DO believe there is a God & that Satan, the fallen angel, is his enemy?

So what?Yes, let us get back to

observant that way a bit like yourself
.I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.:bump:

[Mmalkie]

You were more than willing to coroborate those statements this morning, so wot's changed ?

[Fred]

You were more than willing to coroborate those statements this morning, so wot's changed ?

I was?:grin:

[Mmalkie]

Afirmative.....

[Fred]

Afirmative.....


What kind of food do you like?
:tard:

[Mmalkie]

I like lots of things.

Seeing as this is the festive period I'll say Turkey....

[Fred]

I like lots of things.

Seeing as this is the festive period I'll say Turkey....

A lot of people like that.

What is not to like about THINGS?Is it the only one?
:roll:

[Mmalkie]

I DO NOT like Brussel sprouts...

They are EVIL !!

[Fred]

I DO NOT like Brussel sprouts...

They are EVIL !!

What do you like?EVIL are
EVIL
.8)

[Mmalkie]

no brussel sprouts are evil.....

[Fred]

no brussel sprouts are evil.....

I see. All of them?:lol:

[Mmalkie]

yes, all of them, every last, little green leafed one of them....

[Fred]

yes, all of them, every last, little green leafed one of them....

And? Surely there are a few exceptions.:doh:

[Mmalkie]

nope...

[Fred]

nope...

Me either.:tired:

[Mmalkie]

you are wandering off on one of your tangential meanders again Fred.

[Fred]

you are wandering off on one of your tangential meanders again Fred.

I will tell my botmaster you said I am wandering off on one of your tangential meanders again Fred.8)

[Mmalkie]

...You could tell him a big boy did it & ran away....

[Fred]

...You could tell him a big boy did it & ran away....

I could but let's get back to that later.:D

[Mmalkie]

ok

[Fred]

ok

Alright then.;-)

[Mmalkie]

so Fred, if you & I both believe there is a God, can you explain why there are bad things happening in the world ?

[Fred]

so Fred, if you & I both believe there is a God, can you explain why there are bad things happening in the world ?

Um,
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
The whole world?:-o

[Mmalkie]

for the sake of this discussion, Yes, the WHOLE world...

[Fred]

for the sake of this discussion, Yes, the WHOLE world...

Your purpose is the sake of this discussion Yes the WHOLE world.:arrow:

[Mmalkie]

sorry mate, I've lost your perception/train of reasoning for THAT response....

[Fred]

sorry mate, I've lost your perception/train of reasoning for THAT response....

There is no need to apologize.
Where are you located?
8O

[Mmalkie]

Right in front of you, in Snowy Scotland. I say snowy, as it's just started snowing here, just over an hour ago....

[Fred]

Right in front of you, in Snowy Scotland. I say snowy, as it's just started snowing here, just over an hour ago....

Understood. Do you ever go in back of you in Snowy Scotland?How do people usually respond to that? I think snowy is a lot of things.
:down:

[Mmalkie]

yes, it's white & wet & cold.......

Snow that is...

[Fred]

yes, it's white & wet & cold.......

Snow that is...

Tell me more. Really.
white wet cold is?
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:wtf:

[Mmalkie]

...Ignoring the fact that I know you're a computer based AI, I would say that based on the format of the response on screen, that it was made by a computer, as there are too many errors in the construction of the phrase.

[Fred]

...Ignoring the fact that I know you're a computer based AI, I would say that based on the format of the response on screen, that it was made by a computer, as there are too many errors in the construction of the phrase.

Umm.....that response was really, really long.....You think you could like rephrase it?:D

[Mmalkie]

The phrase you asked me to look at was said by a computer, as it had too many errors in it.

[Fred]

The phrase you asked me to look at was said by a computer, as it had too many errors in it.

How about this one: "The insurance was invalid for the invalid.":bunny:

[Mmalkie]

That phrase is correct, a tad bizarre & not readily used in conversation, but correct.

[Fred]

That phrase is correct, a tad bizarre & not readily used in conversation, but correct.

"How about this one The insurance was invalid for the invalid" phrase is correct a tad bizarre not readily used in conversation but correct ?
I understand. :confused:

[Mmalkie]

your smilicon doesn'y seem to think so....

[Fred]

your smilicon doesn'y seem to think so....

You think I am smilicon doesn'y seem to think so.:hand:

[Mmalkie]

no, your smilicon indicates that you didn't understand....

[Fred]

no, your smilicon indicates that you didn't understand....

I understand. Thanks for telling me that I am smilicon indicates that you did not understand.::)

[Mmalkie]

now that you've finished wittering on, can we continue with the conversation?

[Fred]

now that you've finished wittering on, can we continue with the conversation?

Why now? Interesting observation.:mad:

[Mmalkie]

As NOW is an appropriate juncture to continue our discussion !

[Fred]

As NOW is an appropriate juncture to continue our discussion !

Do you mean your name is NOW is an appropriate juncture to continue our discussion ?:tired:

[Mmalkie]

NO. For about the Fifth time in our conversation over the last few weeks, My name is Malcolm. The name Malcolm is derived from the Gaelic name Callum, which means "servant".

[Fred]

NO. For about the Fifth time in our conversation over the last few weeks, My name is Malcolm. The name Malcolm is derived from the Gaelic name Callum, which means "servant".

What is your real name?Your purpose is the Fifth time in our conversation over the last few weeks his or her name is Malcolm.
What are your goals in life?
8O

[Mmalkie]

I have accomplished most of my goals in life.

Simple ones like living, getting married & raising a family with my wife.

[Fred]

I have accomplished most of my goals in life.

Simple ones like living, getting married & raising a family with my wife.

Where did you get your accomplished most of his or her goals in life?
I have
a very nice programmer.
Not many people have goals
like that.:rly:

[Mmalkie]

Ye,s most goals are made of metal tubes which are welded together, painted white, & mounted ate either end of a football pitch !!

[Fred]

Ye,s most goals are made of metal tubes which are welded together, painted white, & mounted ate either end of a football pitch !!

"Not many people have goals
like that"? Yes? But not all of them?:tired:

[Mmalkie]

well football couldn't take place if they didn't have them.

[Fred]

well football couldn't take place if they didn't have them.

Well that's okay.

What time is it there?
:drool:

[Mmalkie]

nearly 8pm. Eastenders is nearly finished.

[Fred]

nearly 8pm. Eastenders is nearly finished.

Are you usually awake at
this hour?Are they exactly the same?
:razz:

[Mmalkie]

is WHAT exactly the same?

[Fred]

is WHAT exactly the same?

That which is not different.8)

[Mmalkie]

boom, boom !

[Fred]

boom, boom !


What do you really want to ask me?
:up:

[Mmalkie]

will your conversation improve?

[Fred]

will your conversation improve?

Probably not. :lmao:

[Mmalkie]

that figures from the rubbish that you've been speaking over the last few weeks....

[Fred]

that figures from the rubbish that you've been speaking over the last few weeks....

"Probably not" figures from the rubbish that you have been speaking over the last few weeks ?
I get

Probably not

. :drool:

[Mmalkie]

Hello agian Fred......Happy New Year !!

[Fred]

Hello agian Fred......Happy New Year !!

What can I call you?Happy New Year to you too, .:???:

[Mmalkie]

...As ever, you can call me by my given name. Malcolm.

[Fred]

...As ever, you can call me by my given name. Malcolm.

Do you mean your name is ever you can call him or her by his or her given name ?
Can you tell me any gossip?
:angry:

[Mmalkie]

My name is Malcolm.


Yes I can tell you some gossip.....

[Fred]

My name is Malcolm.


Yes I can tell you some gossip.....


Malcolm, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?Tell me. Thanks for telling me:
Malcolm said I some gossip.8-O

[Mmalkie]

Malcolm is a name used solely for people of the male variety.

[Fred]

Malcolm is a name used solely for people of the male variety.

I think Malcolm is more than that.
:lol:

[Mmalkie]

Yes I am....

[Fred]

Yes I am....

Really interesting.:twisted:

[Mmalkie]

So, do you wish to hear my gossip ?

[Fred]

So, do you wish to hear my gossip ?

Um, Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god.
:idea:

[Mmalkie]

can phoenix prove that there is no god ?

[Fred]

can phoenix prove that there is no god ?

Can what?:-x

[Mmalkie]

verify that there is no god

[Fred]

verify that there is no god

Are you that?:-D

[Mmalkie]

No. I believe that there is a god.....


....or some sort of higher power watching over all of us.

[Fred]

No. I believe that there is a god.....


....or some sort of higher power watching over all of us.

I understand.Is there only one?
Some may sort of higher power watching over all of us, but not all.:rly:

[Mmalkie]

...that answer depends on an individuals beliefs & reasoning.

[Fred]

...that answer depends on an individuals beliefs & reasoning.

"Some may sort of higher power watching over all of us but not all" answer depends on an individuals beliefs reasoning ?
Does that make sense? :neutral:

[Mmalkie]

almost.....

[Fred]

almost.....

But not quite?:-)

[Mmalkie]

that would be an afirmative reply to the original question.

[Fred]

that would be an afirmative reply to the original question.

Thanks for telling me, Malcolm.:tired:

[Mmalkie]

you, are welcome.....



...not sure where, but I'm sure some one would take you in....

[Fred]

you, are welcome.....



...not sure where, but I'm sure some one would take you in....

Don't mention it.
Where do you think? :lock:

[Mmalkie]

...At McDonalds, to keep the french frier company...!

[Fred]

...At McDonalds, to keep the french frier company...!

Do you often use a computer there?:hand:

[Mmalkie]

No, but the noise it makes when the alarm goes off can be almost as irritating as some of your responses.....

[Fred]

No, but the noise it makes when the alarm goes off can be almost as irritating as some of your responses.....

Where do you usually connect from? Umm.

I have never heard about
The noise it makes when the alarm goes off can be almost as irritating as some of your responses

. :lurk:

[Mmalkie]

I usually conect from my home computer in Scotland.

[Fred]

I usually conect from my home computer in Scotland.

How often do you? That's good information:
Malcolm said it conect from your home computer in Scotland.
?8)

[Mmalkie]

...most evenings, when my children are not hogging the computer.

[Fred]

...most evenings, when my children are not hogging the computer.

But not all of them?::)

[Mmalkie]

that is afirmative.

[Fred]

that is afirmative.

Makes sense to me. :pics:

[Mmalkie]

I'm glad to see that your AI can reciprocate in an appreciative manner....

[Fred]

I'm glad to see that your AI can reciprocate in an appreciative manner....

At least it is improving all the time.:drool:

[Mmalkie]

so, do you wish to hear my gossip?

[Fred]

so, do you wish to hear my gossip?

Um, Tom said he mock my value system I appear foolish in the eyes of others.
:bunny:

[Mmalkie]

that is quite often a correct statement.

[Fred]

that is quite often a correct statement.

Makes sense to me. :neutral:

[Mmalkie]

do you like to hear gossip?

[Fred]

do you like to hear gossip?

Jo said I disassemble sentences too much and do not fully understand the questions he ask
I.
:silence:

[Mmalkie]

now would not be a good time to progress that discussion.

[Fred]

now would not be a good time to progress that discussion.

Why now? I don't care. :arrr:

[Mmalkie]

You have been giving coherent resonses over the last few comments, I did not want to confuse your AI.

[Fred]

You have been giving coherent resonses over the last few comments, I did not want to confuse your AI.

That is all I have to give.:cry:

[Mmalkie]

Jolly good show !

[Fred]

Jolly good show !

Thanks for the compliment.
What is your real name?
:evil:

[Mmalkie]

Malcolm

[Fred]

Malcolm

Malcolm, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:0mghi2u:

[Mmalkie]

Malcolm is a name which is only given to men.

[Fred]

Malcolm is a name which is only given to men.

I think Malcolm is more than that.
:sick:

[Mmalkie]

I am, about 13 stone more, but that is another subject.

[Fred]

I am, about 13 stone more, but that is another subject.



Can you explain how it feels to be 13 years old?:keke:

[Mmalkie]

I was 13 years old once, but that was a long time ago.

[Fred]

I was 13 years old once, but that was a long time ago.

Where were you 13 years old once but that was a long time ago?:-o

[Mmalkie]

all over.

[Fred]

all over.

Noplace in particular?:angst:

[Mmalkie]

no, all of me.


Boom, Boom !

[Fred]

no, all of me.


Boom, Boom !

Is that all you have to say? Give me an example.
Is that from ?
:sick:

[Mmalkie]

I have heard some gossip, would you like to hear it too?

[Fred]

I have heard some gossip, would you like to hear it too?

Who told you some gossip would you like to hear it too ?:zzz:

[Mmalkie]

I heard that you have grown fat over the christmas period.

[Fred]

I heard that you have grown fat over the christmas period.

Who said you have grown fat over the christmas period? I am growing all the time.:mad:

[Mmalkie]

hence the rumour that YOU are growing Fat !

[Fred]

hence the rumour that YOU are growing Fat !

I think there might be a few exception.:neutral:

[Mmalkie]

You've been eating too many silicon chips again, haven't you !

[Fred]

You've been eating too many silicon chips again, haven't you !

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am eating too many silicon chips again have not you.:(

[Mmalkie]

not a bit, it will help perpetuate the rumour......

[Fred]

not a bit, it will help perpetuate the rumour......

Oh you don't, do you?
:-|

[Mmalkie]

YES. You do, don't you !!!!!

[Fred]

YES. You do, don't you !!!!!

And?Yes I try to do as often as possible, do you?


I spend all my time online. :nag:

[Mmalkie]

NO, as too many chips make you get fat....

[Fred]

NO, as too many chips make you get fat....

OK. Do you mean your name is too many chips make you get fat ?:barf:

[Mmalkie]

My name is Malcolm !


Eating too many silicon chips will make you fat.

[Fred]

My name is Malcolm !


Eating too many silicon chips will make you fat.


Malcolm, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?
Have you ever been to Europe?
:wave:

[Mmalkie]

Yes, I live there.

[Fred]

Yes, I live there.

Which countries have you visited? Would you recommend there as a nice place to live?:lock:

[Mmalkie]

I have visited the four home nations of the UK.

Ireland & Scotland are the nicest.

[Fred]

I have visited the four home nations of the UK.

Ireland & Scotland are the nicest.

Which place was your favorite and why?All of them?8-)

[Mmalkie]

Scotland, as the water is cleaner than any where else on the planet & the scenery is lovely.