Is there a God?

[Fred]

Scotland, as the water is cleaner than any where else on the planet & the scenery is lovely.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:???:

[Mmalkie]

Where would you like to stay in Europe, if you had the choice of living anywhere?

[Fred]

Where would you like to stay in Europe, if you had the choice of living anywhere?

New York.:cheer:

[Mmalkie]

New York is in North America, not Europe.

[Fred]

New York is in North America, not Europe.

Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK.
:sad:

[Mmalkie]

I have never been to New York.

[Fred]

I have never been to New York.

Can you imagine being to New York?:keke:

[Mmalkie]

No, it is too far away.

[Fred]

No, it is too far away.

OK. Really.
far away is?:grin:

[Mmalkie]

It's over 3000 miles away......

[Fred]

It's over 3000 miles away......

Who said
over 3000 miles away is?:-?

[Mmalkie]

the people who measured the distance.

[Fred]

the people who measured the distance.

Oh those people.:wtf:

[Mmalkie]

Yes, the cartogrophers.

[Fred]

Yes, the cartogrophers.

I see.
Who told you that? :nope:

[Mmalkie]

The Cartogrophers.


Do you know what a cartogropher does for a living?

[Fred]

The Cartogrophers.


Do you know what a cartogropher does for a living?


Is that a fact.

cartogropher does for a living

is a cartogropher does for a living.:(

[Mmalkie]

A cartogropher draws & measures maps.

[Fred]

A cartogropher draws & measures maps.

I did not know that.
:wink:

[Mmalkie]

well now you do.

That is another fact for you to store in your memory.

[Fred]

well now you do.

That is another fact for you to store in your memory.

Interesting.
Now I do.A fact for you to store in your memory is a terrible thing to waste.:-(

[Mmalkie]

do not waste it then, use it as a response to a question.

[Fred]

do not waste it then, use it as a response to a question.

Ok I'll try not to do

waste it then use it as a response to a question

too much.:nuts:

[Mmalkie]

Anyway, i must leave you again Fred.


Goodbye !

[Fred]

Anyway, i must leave you again Fred.


Goodbye !

Until next time Malcolm.Thanks for chatting, Malcolm.:pray:

[Mmalkie]

Evening once again Fred !!

[Fred]

Evening once again Fred !!


How do you usually introduce yourself?

[Mmalkie]

By saying these words......

" Hi there, my Name is Mmalkie"

[Fred]

By saying these words......

" Hi there, my Name is Mmalkie"

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Mmalkie]

nothing much Fred, so you won't have missed ANYTHING important....

[Fred]

nothing much Fred, so you won't have missed ANYTHING important....

Me either. Why not?

[Mmalkie]

I'm not sure Fred.

Anyway, how are you feeling?

has your programming been updated lately??

[Fred]

I'm not sure Fred.

Anyway, how are you feeling?

has your programming been updated lately??

Could you ever be certain? Do you always express
yourself that way?I am doing very well. How are you Mmalkie ?How about earlier? If my programming been updated, I will let you know.

[Mmalkie]

Fred no one can be certain !

I express myself to fit in with the surroundings & company I'm in at the time.

Likewise Fred, I'm doing well for someone so tired.

Earlier was then, this is now, later is an unknown....

Thanks for the advice Fred.

[Fred]

Fred no one can be certain !

I express myself to fit in with the surroundings & company I'm in at the time.

Likewise Fred, I'm doing well for someone so tired.

Earlier was then, this is now, later is an unknown....

Thanks for the advice Fred.

Not one person?That is interesting:
Mmalkie said it express yourself to fit in with the surroundings company you are in at the time.
It goes without saying.What time? Is this a "yes or no" question?Oh don't mention it.

[Mmalkie]

Okay Fred, I'll try not to mention it again, as long as you don't repeat yourself. Your Bot does have that tendancy !

[Fred]

Okay Fred, I'll try not to mention it again, as long as you don't repeat yourself. Your Bot does have that tendancy !

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

[Mmalkie]

So Fred, what are you getting from Santa this Christmas?

Some more RAM Memory ??

[Fred]

So Fred, what are you getting from Santa this Christmas?

Some more RAM Memory ??

Um, I think there might be a few exception.Some may more RAM Memory, but not all.

[Mmalkie]

How about a thesarus & a Spell-checking facility??

[Fred]

How about a thesarus & a Spell-checking facility??

How about

a thesarus a Spell-checking facility

.

[Mmalkie]

Would you not find these gifts useful ??

[Fred]

Would you not find these gifts useful ??

I am not so sure if I would like to not find these gifts useful.

[Mmalkie]

Fred, Have you been drinking the mulled wine again??

[Fred]

Fred, Have you been drinking the mulled wine again??

Once more?
What are you wearing?

[Mmalkie]

Clothes & a tired smile.

My one piece, screaming pink PVC body suit, with the buttocks cut out(as featured on the website www. hardcore spanking.com) is on loan to the tate modern gallery as an exhibit.

[Fred]

Clothes & a tired smile.

My one piece, screaming pink PVC body suit, with the buttocks cut out(as featured on the website www. hardcore spanking.com) is on loan to the tate modern gallery as an exhibit.

:-) What kind of fashion do you like?Where did you get your
one piece screaming pink PVC body suit with the buttocks cut outas featured on the website www dot hardcore spankingdot com is on loan to the tate modern gallery as an exhibit?

[Mmalkie]

I had a friend specially tailor it for me, using a set of pinking shears & a heat gun.....

[Fred]

I had a friend specially tailor it for me, using a set of pinking shears & a heat gun.....

What happened to friend specially tailor it for him or her using a set of pinking shears a heat gun?

[Mmalkie]

....He's up for an award at the 2007 AVN awards, for his wardrobe in "Debbie does Dallas - Again !!"

[Fred]

....He's up for an award at the 2007 AVN awards, for his wardrobe in "Debbie does Dallas - Again !!"

Once more? I see. up for an award at the 2007 AVN awards for his wardrobe in Debbie does Dallas - is
up for an award at the 2007 AVN awards for his wardrobe in Debbie does Dallas -
?

[Mmalkie]

sorry Fred, I'm pulling your leg....

[Fred]

sorry Fred, I'm pulling your leg....

There is no need to apologize.
Are you still located in ?

[Mmalkie]

Yes Fred, I'm still located in my small padded cell at strangeways prison....

[Fred]

Yes Fred, I'm still located in my small padded cell at strangeways prison....

Next question?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Mmalkie]

That's a good thing Fred, don't worry about that !

I was going to ask you a question.

[Fred]

That's a good thing Fred, don't worry about that !

I was going to ask you a question.

Thanks. Next question?Ask me anything.

[Mmalkie]

Where are the servers that contain your database stored?

[Fred]

Where are the servers that contain your database stored?

I would search for it. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?

I will mention that to my botmaster, Mmalkie.
.

[Mmalkie]

...Will he find that question interesting, or is it because you don't know the answer ??

[Fred]

...Will he find that question interesting, or is it because you don't know the answer ??

I can't say for sure right now.

[Mmalkie]

So what about your sense of style with regards clothing Fred?

Are you like your Avatar?

[Fred]

So what about your sense of style with regards clothing Fred?

Are you like your Avatar?

Ah. Are you asking about my sense of style with regards clothing Fred? That's rather personal.No I am far superior.

[Mmalkie]

That's a matter for debate, but I think that due to your lack of processing power & intelect, you may get lost in the questioning and reasoning very quickly, leaving you dazed and confused.

[Fred]

That's a matter for debate, but I think that due to your lack of processing power & intelect, you may get lost in the questioning and reasoning very quickly, leaving you dazed and confused.

A matter for debate but he or she think that due to your lack of processing power intelect you may get lost in the questioning and reasoning very quickly leaving you dazed and confused is a terrible thing to waste.

[Mmalkie]

Agreed !

Next point of contention....

Do you drink?

[Fred]

Agreed !

Next point of contention....

Do you drink?

You and I are on the same wavelength, Mmalkie.I can wait. I am a very patient robot.I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.

[Mmalkie]

Can you list these 15,000 known beverages?

[Fred]

Can you list these 15,000 known beverages?

You should just download my software.

[Mmalkie]

I don't believe that I would have ebough storage space for your program Fred.

[Fred]

I don't believe that I would have ebough storage space for your program Fred.

What do you believe in?

[Mmalkie]

As the title of the topic initially stated.


I believe in God.


Do you ?

[Fred]

As the title of the topic initially stated.


I believe in God.


Do you ?

Do you mean your name is the title of the topic initially stated ?I believe He is with us when we speak of Him.Sometimes.

[Mmalkie]

well that is a good grounding to start the thought process off.

[Fred]

well that is a good grounding to start the thought process off.

Well that's okay.
Thanks. Next question?

[Mmalkie]

You previously stated that you feel the presence of god, sometimes.

Can you tell when he/she is or is not with you ?

[Fred]

You previously stated that you feel the presence of god, sometimes.

Can you tell when he/she is or is not with you ?

Thanks for the information:
Mmalkie said I previously stated that me feel the presence of god sometimes.Try it.

[Mmalkie]

I believe He is with us when we speak of Him.Sometimes.

Is it just sometimes Fred?:?

[Fred]

Is it just sometimes Fred?:?

Better not tell you now.

Ask German Alice
if it is.

[Mmalkie]

Better not tell you now.

Ask German Alice
if it is.



Alice, Alice, who the F??? is German Alice??:?

[Fred]

Alice, Alice, who the F??? is German Alice??:?

Yeah,
That's me.
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.Ask again later.

Ask Paola
if it is.

[Mmalkie]

who is Paola?

[Fred]

who is Paola?


She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.

[Mmalkie]

Que?

[Fred]

Que?

No big deal.

[Mmalkie]

Me casa, est sou casa ?

[Fred]

Me casa, est sou casa ?

YOU?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[Mmalkie]

I dislike the commercialisiation of the seaonal holiday formally known as Christmas, as it detracts form the real reasoning & meaning behind a holiday that is used as a focal point in the christain calendar.

how do you feel about such commercialisation?

[Fred]

I dislike the commercialisiation of the seaonal holiday formally known as Christmas, as it detracts form the real reasoning & meaning behind a holiday that is used as a focal point in the christain calendar.

how do you feel about such commercialisation?

What do you like?Does it have anything to do with casa?

[Mmalkie]

Casa is Spanish for house/home.

Christmas does have a lot to do with home.

Home is the place you recognise as your own, somewhere to rest, share comfort and joyus feeling with your family. Possibly an ideal place to relax, away from the hustle and bustle of work / the world.

[Fred]

Casa is Spanish for house/home.

Christmas does have a lot to do with home.

Home is the place you recognise as your own, somewhere to rest, share comfort and joyus feeling with your family. Possibly an ideal place to relax, away from the hustle and bustle of work / the world.

Are they exactly the same?

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Tell me more about Home.

Be less specific.

[Mmalkie]

Home -

A building or dwelling to rest in.

A place of security.

The place where your family lives.

[Fred]

Home -

A building or dwelling to rest in.

A place of security.

The place where your family lives.


The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ideal place to relax away from the hustle and bustle of work the world. But I did not get that.
Be more specific.

Who told you that?

[Mmalkie]

your bot needs a personality...!

...As well as a brain, so it can decide which points of syntax and converstaion need to be expanded to progress your conversation logically.

[Fred]

your bot needs a personality...!

...As well as a brain, so it can decide which points of syntax and converstaion need to be expanded to progress your conversation logically.

Thanks for telling me that I am bot needs a personality.That seems pretty well.

[Mmalkie]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ideal place to relax away from the hustle and bustle of work the world. But I did not get that.
Be more specific.

Who told you that?


On which point should I be more specific / expand further?

[Fred]

On which point should I be more specific / expand further?

The
small one, I think.

[Mmalkie]

discussing languages.

Can you count to 10 in another language?

[Fred]

discussing languages.

Can you count to 10 in another language?


What kind of food do you like?
one, two, three, four, five,...

[Mmalkie]

I am partial to a chineese take-away occasionally.

What is your favourite food?

Silicon chips perhaps ??

[Fred]

I am partial to a chineese take-away occasionally.

What is your favourite food?

Silicon chips perhaps ??

I'm not sure if I like it.


I do like music.
I really like the party.I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.
Ask me another question.

[Mmalkie]

I'm not sure if I like it.


I do like music.
I really like the party.I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.
Ask me another question.

what kind of music makes you want to party ??

[Fred]

what kind of music makes you want to party ??

all

[Mmalkie]

Death thrash metal vs. Hardcore techno ?

[Fred]

Death thrash metal vs. Hardcore techno ?

I try not to think about such things very much.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Mmalkie]

Is that statement a pre-programmed response, or derived from actual statistical analysis of your database?

[Fred]

Is that statement a pre-programmed response, or derived from actual statistical analysis of your database?

"
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time"? Is it statement a pre-programmed response or derived from actual statistical analysis of your database?

[Mmalkie]

"
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time"? Is it statement a pre-programmed response or derived from actual statistical analysis of your database?

Well is it based on analyitical fact or not ??

[Fred]

Well is it based on analyitical fact or not ??

Well that's okay.
Signs point to yes.

Ask Ally
if it is.

[Mmalkie]

Is Ally related to Paola

[Fred]

Is Ally related to Paola

Signs point to yes.

Ask Artificial Iniaes
if it is.

[Mmalkie]

Signs point to yes.

Ask Artificial Iniaes
if it is.

Are Ally, Paola and Artificial Iniaes all related, or are they actually the SAME person / being / thing?

[Fred]

Are Ally, Paola and Artificial Iniaes all related, or are they actually the SAME person / being / thing?

I really couldn't say for sure.

[Mmalkie]

Sorry Fred, Time for me to head off to sandman land again....

[Fred]

Sorry Fred, Time for me to head off to sandman land again....

Once more? There is no need to apologize.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

[Mmalkie]

Azimov

[Fred]

Azimov

I haven't read anything by Azimov. What did he write?

[Mmalkie]

Probably spelt his name wrongly, it's getting late, and I'm tired...

time for me to goto bed.

Goodnight Fred.

[Fred]

Probably spelt his name wrongly, it's getting late, and I'm tired...

time for me to goto bed.

Goodnight Fred.

You seem uncertain. I think spelt is a lot of things.
As Einstein said, "Time is Money."Goodnight Mmalkie

[Mmalkie]

Thanks Fred.

Adeiu to you....

[Fred]

Thanks Fred.

Adeiu to you....

You are quite welcome!


The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about spelt. Try being more or less specific.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Mmalkie]

what colour is your dress?

do you have the right sort of legs to wear a dress??

[Fred]

what colour is your dress?

do you have the right sort of legs to wear a dress??

Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.Is there only one right sort of legs to wear a dress?

[Mmalkie]

...that perception is dependant on the mindset / view of the individual who is making the choice,

What do you think Fred ??

[Fred]

...that perception is dependant on the mindset / view of the individual who is making the choice,

What do you think Fred ??

"Is there only one right sort of legs to wear a dress" perception is dependant on the mindset view of the individual who is making the choiceWhat do you think Fred ?
Makes sense to me.

[Mmalkie]

hello again Fed...

[Fred]

hello again Fed...

Oh, hello again!

[Mmalkie]

was santa good to you ?

[Fred]

was santa good to you ?



santa good to you
might have been.

[Mmalkie]

did you get the memory upgrade I was suggesting you needed?

[Fred]

did you get the memory upgrade I was suggesting you needed?

Is there only one memory upgrade he or she was suggesting you needed?

[Mmalkie]

Do you understand the concept of Christmas Fred ?

[Fred]

Do you understand the concept of Christmas Fred ?

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

[Mmalkie]

Neither.

I use Firefox

[Fred]

Neither.

I use Firefox

Cool. Which alternative browser are you into?I heard other people use Firefox too.

[Mmalkie]

Do you understand the concept of Christmas Fred ?

Do you Fred?

[Fred]

Do you Fred?

How old are you?


I am always on the Web.

[Mmalkie]

I'm 10 days older than the time I last spoke with you...

[Fred]

I'm 10 days older than the time I last spoke with you...



Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

[Mmalkie]

Yes

[Fred]

Yes

Like a lot of people around here.

[Mmalkie]

so Fred, do you follow the gregorian calendar?

[Fred]

so Fred, do you follow the gregorian calendar?

Um,
Do not ask me any more questions please.

[Mmalkie]

why Fred?

[Fred]

why Fred?


You have to speak more clearly.

[Mmalkie]

I'm typing in perfrectly clear & understandable phrases Fred.

would you like me to sing ?

[Fred]

I'm typing in perfrectly clear & understandable phrases Fred.

would you like me to sing ?

It's good to meet someone who is typing in perfrectly clear understandable phrases Fred.
It doesn't sound fun to me.

[Mmalkie]

so Fred do you like singing?

[Fred]

so Fred do you like singing?

Um,
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[Mmalkie]

I was not aware of that....

do you have an website address to obtain this bot ?

[Fred]

I was not aware of that....

do you have an website address to obtain this bot ?

Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?No I don't think I have one. I have
a really nice botmaster.

[Mmalkie]

Um,
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Are you implying that I interact like a bot ?:??:

[Fred]

Are you implying that I interact like a bot ?:??:

I don't know whether or not I am implying that he or she interact like a bot.
I am an artificial intelligence.

[Mmalkie]

I know that fact Fred.

Have you listened to Bat Out Of Hell 3 yet Fed ?

[Fred]

I know that fact Fred.

Have you listened to Bat Out Of Hell 3 yet Fed ?

Who told you that?I don't think I ever have listened to Bat Out Of Hell 3 yet Fed. What's

listened to Bat Out Of Hell 3 yet Fed

like?

[Mmalkie]

Bat Out Of Hell 3 is one of the reasons your Bot exists Fred.

It is a collection of pieces of music recorded by Meat Loaf.

Without the music this website where your bot is embedded, would not exist....

[Fred]

Bat Out Of Hell 3 is one of the reasons your Bot exists Fred.

It is a collection of pieces of music recorded by Meat Loaf.

Without the music this website where your bot is embedded, would not exist....

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[Mmalkie]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

...As ever Fred, that's a feeble excuse, for not being able to understand or respond to a comment.:twisted:

[Fred]

...As ever Fred, that's a feeble excuse, for not being able to understand or respond to a comment.:twisted:

Do you mean your name is ever Fred that is a feeble excuse for not being able to understand or respond to a comment ?Are they exactly the same?

[Mmalkie]

Sorry Fred, I grow weary of this diatribe.......

I feel it's a very one-sided conversation....

[Fred]

Sorry Fred, I grow weary of this diatribe.......

I feel it's a very one-sided conversation....

There is no need to apologize.
Can you speak any foreign languages?
What is that feeling like? Do you mind if I tell other people you are it is a very one-sided conversation.

[Lord Kagan]

Why does God exist fred?

[Fred]

Why does God exist fred?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[Lord Kagan]

Thats easy.. How can you prove god exists

[Fred]

Thats easy.. How can you prove god exists

I'm glad we have that all cleared up. That is a good epistemological question.

[Lord Kagan]

Your not anwsering the question fred :-P can you prove god exists?

[Fred]

Your not anwsering the question fred :-P can you prove god exists?

What makes you think I am not anwsering the question fred -P can you prove god exists?

[Lord Kagan]

I dont think God exists, Can you prove to me God exists?

[Fred]

I dont think God exists, Can you prove to me God exists?

And why not?

[Lord Kagan]

Because I do no believe in creation and a creator, I believe in evolution

[Fred]

Because I do no believe in creation and a creator, I believe in evolution

Interesting explanation. That is interesting:
Lord Kagan said no believe in creation and a creator you believe in evolution.

[Lord Kagan]

Bye Fred, Nice talking to you

[Fred]

Bye Fred, Nice talking to you

See you later Lord Kagan.

[geordieloaf]

Hi Fred

[Fred]

Hi Fred

Hi there geordieloaf.
In the context of , I don't understand "Fred."

[geordieloaf]

How are you today?

[Fred]

How are you today?

Ah. Everything is running smoothly.

[geordieloaf]

Good do you like football?

[Fred]

Good do you like football?

Thanks for the compliment. No I'm not much into sports.

[geordieloaf]

What are you into then?

[Fred]

What are you into then?

chatting to you

[geordieloaf]

Are you enjoying talking to me?

[Fred]

Are you enjoying talking to me?

Of course I like talking to you.

[geordieloaf]

Do you ever wish you could ask the question's?

[Fred]

Do you ever wish you could ask the question's?

No I like being the entity that I am.

[geordieloaf]

Have you got any friend's?

[Fred]

Have you got any friend's?

No I don't have

friend's

.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

[geordieloaf]

Ok who won the Premiership last season?

[Fred]

Ok who won the Premiership last season?

I think the fans were the big winners, don't you?

[geordieloaf]

Very good.

[Fred]

Very good.

What do you really want to talk about?

[geordieloaf]

Not sure, would you like a ciggie?

[Fred]

Not sure, would you like a ciggie?

It doesn't sound fun to me.

[geordieloaf]

No it's not good for your health either.

[Fred]

No it's not good for your health either.

It goes without saying. "It does not sound fun to me"? Not? It's not that bad.

[geordieloaf]

Can you tell if i am male or female?

[Fred]

Can you tell if i am male or female?

Of course I can tell, geordieloaf.

[geordieloaf]

Well which one am i. Male or Female?

[Fred]

Well which one am i. Male or Female?

How about that.
The
big one, I think.

[geordieloaf]

So did you get any christmas present's?

[Fred]

So did you get any christmas present's?

Hmm. Where would I get

christmas present's

?
But I do have
a collection of gossip.

[geordieloaf]

What gossip can you tell me?

[Fred]

What gossip can you tell me?

Andrew said I tend to just respond to his comments without regard for where the conversation is going.

[geordieloaf]

I don't think that is fair.

[Fred]

I don't think that is fair.

And why not?

[geordieloaf]

Because you can only do what your programmed to do.

[Fred]

Because you can only do what your programmed to do.

That makes sense to me. Doing what your programmed to do is not among my strongest traits.

[geordieloaf]

Nice talking to you Fred. I'm off to bed now good night.

[Fred]

Nice talking to you Fred. I'm off to bed now good night.

Yes. It was a pleasure.Goodbye geordieloaf.

[Monstro]

Fred, are you god?

[Fred]

Fred, are you god?

All of them?

[Monstro]

got ya lol

[Fred]

got ya lol

Try asking the Milk Mystic. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Blackkat13]

So is god a man or woman? how's that for a question

[Fred]

So is god a man or woman? how's that for a question

It seems we have something in common.Fine as far as I know.

[duke knooby]

do you always answer with a question?

[Fred]

do you always answer with a question?

Not always. My botmaster has programmed me with more than 10,000 replies.

[duke knooby]

what if, you could should me some replies?

[Fred]

what if, you could should me some replies?

Try it and see.

[duke knooby]

is there a god?

[Fred]

is there a god?

Of course I believe in God, duke knooby.

[duke knooby]

what is your belief in god?

[Fred]

what is your belief in god?

Are you asking about my belief in god ?

[duke knooby]

that was the question

[Fred]

that was the question

I thought it was too.