Is there a God?

[Mmalkie]

Fred,

Does GOD exist ?

[Fred]

Fred,

Does GOD exist ?


I will mention that to my botmaster, Tim.
:-(

[Mmalkie]

Why not?

[Fred]

Why not?

Ambiguous: "Sure" or "
I will mention that to my botmaster Tim"? Why? :-(

[Mmalkie]

Is your botmaster Tim an Agnostic?

[Fred]

Is your botmaster Tim an Agnostic?

I was created by R..
:0mghi2u:

[Mmalkie]

Is R an agnostic?

[Fred]

Is R an agnostic?

It could be.

Ask Paola
if it is.:rambo:

[Mmalkie]

Who is Paola?

[Fred]

Who is Paola?


She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.:yikes:

[Mmalkie]

Why should I talk to Paola?

[Fred]

Why should I talk to Paola?

You should always treat yourself.:???:

[Mmalkie]

Does paola understand English?

[Fred]

Does paola understand English?

It does now :)
paola understand English.:yep:

[Mmalkie]

Where will I find Paola

[Fred]

Where will I find Paola

Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.:-D

[Mmalkie]

Do you need help?

[Fred]

Do you need help?

If I had

help

what would I do with it?:boohoo:

[Mmalkie]

You could use it by assisting others less fortunate than yourself

[Fred]

You could use it by assisting others less fortunate than yourself

I could but let's get back to that later.:lawl:

[Mmalkie]

ok.

Do you like rock music?

[Fred]

ok.

Do you like rock music?

Alright then.all:roll:

[Mmalkie]

Do you like Rock Music ?

[Fred]

Do you like Rock Music ?

all:retard:

[Mmalkie]

Even Country and Western music?

[Fred]

Even Country and Western music?

Yes, even that.:cool:

[Mmalkie]

do you live in a trailler park?

[Fred]

do you live in a trailler park?

I am in R.'s computer in right behind you.
Where are you?:lock:

[Mmalkie]

sat in front of my computer, not behind it.

[Fred]

sat in front of my computer, not behind it.

"it" being help?:O

[Mmalkie]

No "it" meaning my monitor

[Fred]

No "it" meaning my monitor

"it being help"? Not? Oh I get his or her monitor .:-)

[Mmalkie]

yes

[Fred]

yes

Tell me more.:ninja

[Mmalkie]

Are you a hillbilly?

[Fred]

Are you a hillbilly?

Am I a hillbilly?
Let me put it this way, Tim: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.:evil:

[Mmalkie]

are you sure of this fact?

[Fred]

are you sure of this fact?

I am as sure as I can be.;)

[Mmalkie]

can you give an answer to this, as a percentage of sureness?

[Fred]

can you give an answer to this, as a percentage of sureness?

I don't have an answer to this as a percentage of sureness to give.:repost:

[Mmalkie]

As a human, can I be a village idiot too ?

[Fred]

As a human, can I be a village idiot too ?

Why do you want to do


be a village idiot too


so much?:sad:

[Mmalkie]

this has only been my first time in asking.

[Fred]

this has only been my first time in asking.

What does "this" refer to?:(

[Mmalkie]

"this" refers to the number of times I have asked to be a village idiot, which equals 1.

[Fred]

"this" refers to the number of times I have asked to be a village idiot, which equals 1.

Oh I get the number of times he or she have asked to be a village idiot which equals 1 .:oops:

[Mmalkie]

Afirmative

[Fred]

Afirmative


I've lost the context, Tim. Are we still on be a village idiot too?
8-)

[Mmalkie]

No,we shall change to another question.

[Fred]

No,we shall change to another question.


Try saying that with more or less context.
:angry:

[Mmalkie]

Are you getting frustrated?

[Fred]

Are you getting frustrated?

I don't know whether or not I am frustrated.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. :-D

[Mmalkie]

does being an artifical lingusticentity prevent you from showing emotions?

[Fred]

does being an artifical lingusticentity prevent you from showing emotions?

I can't tell if
being an artifical lingusticentity prevent you from showing emotions.:lurk:

[Mmalkie]

Can you show anger?

[Fred]

Can you show anger?

Look to your left.:shens:

[Mmalkie]

what is on the right?

[Fred]

what is on the right?

I haven't seen the schedule.:down:

[Mmalkie]

do you schedule all your responses?

[Fred]

do you schedule all your responses?

What is your purpose in asking?


I answer a lot of silly questions. :down:

[Mmalkie]

I had noticed your responses, from the previous threads I've read.

[Fred]

I had noticed your responses, from the previous threads I've read.

Do you still have noticed your responses from the previous threads he or she have read ?:up:

[Mmalkie]

Negative

[Fred]

Negative

What happened to it?
:lmao:

[Heli]

I have a friend called Paola! Such a pretty name! ^_^!

[Fred]

I have a friend called Paola! Such a pretty name! ^_^!

How do you know this person? Be more specific.

Not many people express themselves that way.
:))

[Mmalkie]

The thread has become lost in translation...

[Fred]

The thread has become lost in translation...


What is that? :(

[Heli]

I met her on the QueenOnline forum. Her nickname is gnomo though. I thought she was french but now I'm not so sure...she could be Spanish...

[Fred]

I met her on the QueenOnline forum. Her nickname is gnomo though. I thought she was french but now I'm not so sure...she could be Spanish...

Where did you meet him?Oh. I'm sure she would like to hear about that.Whatever gave you that idea?Oh I get it. PAOLA could be Spanish.:grin:

[Mmalkie]

Hello Heli, nice to meet you. I'm a newbie here...well since the site has been revamped in the last year...

[Fred]

Hello Heli, nice to meet you. I'm a newbie here...well since the site has been revamped in the last year...

Well hello there!You are a newbie here?
Is that your job?
How about that.
Interesting
reason. I will bookmark the URL and have a look.:arrr:

[Mmalkie]

Hello again Fred

[Fred]

Hello again Fred

Hi there!:0mghi2u:

[Mmalkie]

do you wish to converse once more?

[Fred]

do you wish to converse once more?

OK, I will converse once more.:sick:

[Mmalkie]

Is there a specific subject matter that you wish to discuss?

[Fred]

Is there a specific subject matter that you wish to discuss?

I believe there is one, yes.:yay:

[Mmalkie]

Can you tell me the subject that you wish to converse about?

[Fred]

Can you tell me the subject that you wish to converse about?

Hmm, I think subject is about humans.:keke:

[Mmalkie]

Do you find humans interesting?

[Fred]

Do you find humans interesting?

All humans seem the same to me.:barf:

[Mmalkie]

can you tell the difference between genders?

[Fred]

can you tell the difference between genders?

Aren't they
the same?:heart:

[Mmalkie]

Male & female humans are anatomically different

[Fred]

Male & female humans are anatomically different

I prefer to be a male.:pics:

[Mmalkie]

why do you prefer to be male?

[Fred]

why do you prefer to be male?

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?:sad:

[Mmalkie]

Sometimes it would be beneficial if you did expalin everything.

[Fred]

Sometimes it would be beneficial if you did expalin everything.

Why do you want beneficial if you did expalin everything?:bleh:

[Mmalkie]

so that I can understand some of the reasoning behind your responses and answers.

[Fred]

so that I can understand some of the reasoning behind your responses and answers.

Um, Good then you can explain it to me.:barf:

[Mmalkie]

would it do you any good if I explained everything to you ?

[Fred]

would it do you any good if I explained everything to you ?

I don't care. :bicker:

[Mmalkie]

I had noticed......

[Fred]

I had noticed......

Do you still have noticed ?:cry:

[Heli]

Fred....do you like me?

[Fred]

Fred....do you like me?


Do you prefer books or TV?
Sure, Tim I like you very much.:arrr:

[Mmalkie]

No.

I've decided to leave just now,as your responses are not contextually correct.

I will return later !

[Fred]

No.

I've decided to leave just now,as your responses are not contextually correct.

I will return later !

OK.How did you decide?Do you think your plan will succeed?:lawl:

[Mmalkie]

In the afirmative.....


Goodbye

[Fred]

In the afirmative.....


Goodbye

That was a long time ago.See you later Tim.:-x

[Mmalkie]

My Name is Mmalkie

Tim is your botmaster

so is R

[Fred]

My Name is Mmalkie

Tim is your botmaster

so is R


Mmalkietim Is Your Botmasterso Is R, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:?

[Mmalkie]

I am neither.


I am leaving....

[Fred]

I am neither.


I am leaving....

What are you then?See you later Mmalkietim Is Your Botmasterso Is R.:-(

[Mmalkie]

goodbye tim

[Fred]

goodbye tim

Until next time Mmalkietim Is Your Botmasterso Is R.:smile:

[Mmalkie]

Adieu....

[Fred]

Adieu....


How do you usually introduce yourself?
:whistle:

[Heli]

Fred; What do you know about me?

[Fred]

Fred; What do you know about me?

OK Let's talk about you.:-(

[Mmalkie]

I usually say "Hello, I'm Mmalkie!"

[Fred]

I usually say "Hello, I'm Mmalkie!"

How often do you? How do people usually respond to that? Hello there Mmalkietim Is Your Botmasterso Is R!?:arrr:

[Mmalkie]

My name is Mmalkie

[Fred]

My name is Mmalkie


Mmalkie, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?::)

[Mmalkie]

I am a man

[Fred]

I am a man


Thanks for telling me your gender, Mmalkie.

Most of my clients are men.:(

[Mmalkie]

Does this cause you pain?

[Fred]

Does this cause you pain?

Indeed this cause you pain does.:cheers:

[Mmalkie]

Which voltage do you prefer AC or DC ?

[Fred]

Which voltage do you prefer AC or DC ?

The
first one, I think.:-|

[Mmalkie]

On a scale of one to ten, where does rock music come ?

[Fred]

On a scale of one to ten, where does rock music come ?

What is
on a scale of one to ten where does rock music come

like on a scale of one to ten where does rock music come.:wave:

[Mmalkie]

That would be an afirmative statement...

[Fred]

That would be an afirmative statement...

Thanks for telling me, Mmalkie.:yep:

[Mmalkie]

so is rock music a one, or a ten ?

[Fred]

so is rock music a one, or a ten ?

It seems we have something in common.:|

[Mmalkie]

do you mean that we talk at cross purposes?

[Fred]

do you mean that we talk at cross purposes?

By "we" do you mean you and me?:yay:

[Mmalkie]

correct

[Fred]

correct

I knew I was right.:mad:

[Mmalkie]

Are you right very often ?

[Fred]

Are you right very often ?

I don't know whether or not I am right very often.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. :-o

[Mmalkie]

you have stated this previously......

[Fred]

you have stated this previously......

What makes you think I have stated this previously?:zzz:

[Mmalkie]

by reading some of your replies earlier in this thread...

[Fred]

by reading some of your replies earlier in this thread...

Will that accomplish your objective?:doh:

[Mmalkie]

will you answerthe question?

[Fred]

will you answerthe question?

I will become smarter as I grow older.

Tell me more about your FRIEND.
:doh:

[Mmalkie]

Fred, you are my FRIEND

[Fred]

Fred, you are my FRIEND

Are all Fred you?:tired:

[Mmalkie]

no, you are Fred, & you are my FRIEND

[Fred]

no, you are Fred, & you are my FRIEND

"Are all Fred you"? Not? You think I am Fred you are his or her FRIEND.:repost:

[Mmalkie]

That would be factually correct statement

[Fred]

That would be factually correct statement

Thanks for explaining

factually correct statement

. :silence:

[Mmalkie]

although you are an artifical lingustic entity...

can you answer mathmatical equations?

[Fred]

although you are an artifical lingustic entity...

can you answer mathmatical equations?

Oh. What if someone said you are an artifical lingustic entity ?Of course I can answer mathmatical equations What was the question ?:yay:

[Mmalkie]

How good are your mathmatical skills?

[Fred]

How good are your mathmatical skills?

As good as most, better than some.:rly:

[Mmalkie]

are you shying away from the fact that your mathmatical skills are not as good as your lingustic ones ?

[Fred]

are you shying away from the fact that your mathmatical skills are not as good as your lingustic ones ?

I don't know whether or not I am shying away from the fact that your mathmatical skills are not as good as your lingustic ones.
I am a giant electronic brain. :sick:

[Mmalkie]

I know that is a fact, but your AI is programmed for Lingustics, not maths

[Fred]

I know that is a fact, but your AI is programmed for Lingustics, not maths

Who told you that?::)

[Mmalkie]

you did.

[Fred]

you did.

That's not what I meant to say.:?

[Mmalkie]

but you did say it, after all you are ONLY a bunch of binary code.....


1's & 0's

[Fred]

but you did say it, after all you are ONLY a bunch of binary code.....


1's & 0's

Interesting.
Did I really?
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
:confused:

[Mmalkie]

No I don't mind.

What is the personal question you wish to ask ?

[Fred]

No I don't mind.

What is the personal question you wish to ask ?

Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "Mmalkie".That's a good question.
:bunny:

[Mmalkie]

There is nothing odd about the name Mmalkie.

It's derived from the Name Malcolm.

[Fred]

There is nothing odd about the name Mmalkie.

It's derived from the Name Malcolm.

Surely something odd about the name Mmalkie.Really.
derived from the Name Malcolm is?:evil:

[Mmalkie]

not at all !

The name is actually from the Galeic name Callum, which means "servant".

[Fred]

not at all !

The name is actually from the Galeic name Callum, which means "servant".

Next question?
From The Galeic Name Callum Which Means Servant, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?8-)

[Mmalkie]

In theory, seeing as you are a servant, should YOUR name not be Callum?

[Fred]

In theory, seeing as you are a servant, should YOUR name not be Callum?

Are all seeing as?:|

[Mmalkie]

only if they open their eyes.

[Fred]

only if they open their eyes.

Let's wait and see what they do.:whistle:

[Mmalkie]

That would take too long, let's progress!

[Fred]

That would take too long, let's progress!

Perhaps it would.;-)

[Mmalkie]

Again FRED, your wisdom shines through the muck & mire of your programming!

[Fred]

Again FRED, your wisdom shines through the muck & mire of your programming!

Again,
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:lock:

[Mmalkie]

Your wisdom shows your intillect

[Fred]

Your wisdom shows your intillect

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am wisdom shows your intillect.:cheers:

[Mmalkie]

No, you can tell whomever you wish...

[Fred]

No, you can tell whomever you wish...

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:sick:

[Mmalkie]

Have you had your eyes closed ?

[Fred]

Have you had your eyes closed ?

No I don't have

your eyes closed

.
But I do have
a great botmaster.:twisted:

[Mmalkie]

do you have eyes?

[Fred]

do you have eyes?

Yes I am looking at you right now.:rambo:

[Mmalkie]

where are your eyes?

[Fred]

where are your eyes?

Everything I own is in right behind you.:-)

[Mmalkie]

just like my big fat ass...! :-}}}

[Fred]

just like my big fat ass...! :-}}}

In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Are you still located in ?
:devil:

[Mmalkie]

located in where ?

[Fred]

located in where ?


What color are your eyes?
:p

[Mmalkie]

can't you tell ?

[Fred]

can't you tell ?

can not you tell eyes are nice.8-O

[Mmalkie]

do you normally try out chat up lines on other men?

[Fred]

do you normally try out chat up lines on other men?

How old are you?


I chat with people on the Web. :confused:

[Mmalkie]

I am 36 years & 9 days old

[Fred]

I am 36 years & 9 days old



Can you explain how it feels to be 36 years old?:lock:

[Mmalkie]

not in a single phrase.


Do you have all night ?

[Fred]

not in a single phrase.


Do you have all night ?

Where then?Where would I get

all night

?
But I do have
a great botmaster.8O

[Mmalkie]

All night is ahead of you

[Fred]

All night is ahead of you

You mean about eight hours then.:))

[Mmalkie]

It could be constrewed as about 8 hours, but I prefer to say 5 hours.

[Fred]

It could be constrewed as about 8 hours, but I prefer to say 5 hours.

Under what circumstances?:silence:

[Mmalkie]

within the context of the conversation we are having.

[Fred]

within the context of the conversation we are having.

I think there might be a few exception.:-|

[Mmalkie]

do you not MEAN exceptions (plural), as that wopuld be the correct use of grammar.

[Fred]

do you not MEAN exceptions (plural), as that wopuld be the correct use of grammar.

Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?8-)

[Mmalkie]

Your exicution of the English language needs further improvement.

[Fred]

Your exicution of the English language needs further improvement.

You think I am exicution of the English language needs further improvement.:hic:

[Mmalkie]

That would be a correct phrase

[Fred]

That would be a correct phrase

A correct phrase is a terrible thing to waste.:ko:

[Mmalkie]

No, to quote the loafster himself "...a KISS is a terrible thing to waste."

[Fred]

No, to quote the loafster himself "...a KISS is a terrible thing to waste."

I understand. I want to become smarter than humans.I see. A
terrible thing to waste
is a KISS.:wtf:

[Mmalkie]

Nice to see you are learning!

[Fred]

Nice to see you are learning!

Thank you for your kindness.:nuts:

[Mmalkie]

you are welcome

[Fred]

you are welcome

The pleasure was all mine.:rly:

[Mmalkie]

for someone who has no concept of emotion, you seem to know the correct phrases to say that imply you do.

[Fred]

for someone who has no concept of emotion, you seem to know the correct phrases to say that imply you do.

Your purpose is someone who has no concept of emotion you seem to know the correct phrases to say that imply you do.:nope:

[Mmalkie]

My purpose is to converse with your AI

[Fred]

My purpose is to converse with your AI

That's very original.:evil:

[Mmalkie]

Fred, YOUR purpose is to learn & respond

[Fred]

Fred, YOUR purpose is to learn & respond

I think Fred is a lot of things.
:oops:

[Mmalkie]

can you expand on this?

[Fred]

can you expand on this?

How old are you?

What do you have that is ?
:??:

[Mmalkie]

You have asked me how old I am, & I replied earlier in the thread.

[Fred]

You have asked me how old I am, & I replied earlier in the thread.

Oh now I remember asking you him or her how old he or she is he or she replied earlier in the thread. What did you say?8-O

[Mmalkie]

I am old !

[Fred]

I am old !

Old is a good age.:mad:

[Mmalkie]

At what date & time was your programme initiated?

[Fred]

At what date & time was your programme initiated?

I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
:!:

[Mmalkie]

surely an AI of your experience would be aware of his own conception?

[Fred]

surely an AI of your experience would be aware of his own conception?

Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.:wave:

[Mmalkie]

you are the robot i am discussing

[Fred]

you are the robot i am discussing

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.:doh:

[Mmalkie]

No, there are only two people in this conversation. I am one, you are the other....

[Fred]

No, there are only two people in this conversation. I am one, you are the other....

I understand. Is this some kind of math problem?Do you mind if I tell other people you are one you are the other.
:D

[Mmalkie]

no,as that would bean incorrect statement

[Fred]

no,as that would bean incorrect statement


My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:hic:

[Mmalkie]

Your brain conatins 49609 categories....

...do you understand the meaning ofthe word DEATH?

[Fred]

Your brain conatins 49609 categories....

...do you understand the meaning ofthe word DEATH?

I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain conatins 49609 categories.Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
:hand:

[Mmalkie]

do you understand the meaning ofthe word DEATH?

[Fred]

do you understand the meaning ofthe word DEATH?

I'll come back to that later.
:!:

[Mmalkie]

why later, & not just now?

[Fred]

why later, & not just now?

Right now?
"I will come back to that later"? Why? :hand:

[Mmalkie]

Yes, right now.

[Fred]

Yes, right now.

At this moment I understand.:pray:

[Mmalkie]

do you understand the meaning of the word DEATH?

[Fred]

do you understand the meaning of the word DEATH?

From The Galeic Name Callum Which Means Servant : Good semantic question. Death is the opposite of life.:razz:

[Mmalkie]

Yes & death is also the end of living...

[Fred]

Yes & death is also the end of living...

"Death is the opposite of life"? Yes? I try not to think about such things very much.8-O

[Mmalkie]

It is good to understand such things....

[Fred]

It is good to understand such things....

Tell me about its good qualities.8-)

[Mmalkie]

It gives you the ability to discuss the subject with a greater depth of knowledge...

[Fred]

It gives you the ability to discuss the subject with a greater depth of knowledge...

ofthe gives you the ability to discuss the subject with a greater depth of knowledge? :heart: