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Chris
04 Jan 2006, 22:41
I am blatently stealing this from another board that i am on as it has provoked quite a good debate over there.

As they ask in the Mel Gibson film, what do women want??
Hypnobabe
04 Jan 2006, 23:20
Chocolate, mostly...

Failing that, diamonds will do nicely
L96
04 Jan 2006, 23:32
Attention is always good....
Heli
05 Jan 2006, 11:02
A good friend....with chocolate.....^_^!
Caelan
05 Jan 2006, 11:25
A good friend....with chocolate.....^_^!

:D :roll: :D ;) ;) yeah me too...
Rob The Badger
06 Jan 2006, 01:41
I saw a bilboard with a picture of Mel Gibson on it...it said 'What Women Want'....figure it out...

:P
DIZZY DRUMMER
06 Jan 2006, 19:59
A man who is out the house 16 hrs a day & asleep the rest
The Flying Mouse
06 Jan 2006, 21:29
:twisted: Well now there is a serious answer in the boys question thread, I think it's time at least one of the girls gave us an answer.

After all, love, loyalty, attention, affection, honesty, and fidelity don't seem to work :roll:

Could the answer REALLY be chockies? :yikes:
If so, i'm off to buy shares in Cadburys and get me some sweet sweet lovin :cool: :lol:
Skeleton
06 Jan 2006, 21:47
A good friend....with chocolate.....^_^!

Absolutely.. Or Good food, good company and good vine... Thatīs the best you can get...
DIZZY DRUMMER
06 Jan 2006, 21:48
:twisted: Well now there is a serious answer in the boys question thread, I think it's time at least one of the girls gave us an answer.

After all, love, loyalty, attention, affection, honesty, and fidelity don't seem to work :roll:

Could the answer REALLY be chockies? :yikes:
If so, i'm off to buy shares in Cadburys and get me some sweet sweet lovin :cool: :lol:


Neil - if I was not married ;)
The Flying Mouse
06 Jan 2006, 21:54
Neil - if I was not married ;)


:twisted: Awwwwwwwwww, thanks hun ;) :oops: :lol: .
Now, if I WAS married, i'd be spending less time in the pub drinking :hic: and staring into space :shock:

Think i'll convert the function room of the Bat & Belfry to a place for guys who wanna go :hic: :shock:
Heli
07 Jan 2006, 01:12
Well....i was kind of almost serious with mine.

I want a best friend and a boyfriend...wrapped into one. I don't like the thought of having to live up to any expectations as a "girlfriend".

I can't elaborate on that any further for now...i'm still trying to figure it out for myself.

The problem is not all women are the same...therefore the question "What do women want?" is always going to be impossible to answer...
shadow1000001
08 Jan 2006, 01:15
The problem is not all women are the same...therefore the question "What do women want?" is always going to be impossible to answer...

And it also depends on our moods :twisted:

Seriously though, I am not his mother or maid and don't want to be treated as one. I don't want to be put on a pedastal either because it's a long way down and I will guarantee you that I will fall off ;) I want to be treated as an equal, as a partner, as a friend.

yes I am having issues today!! Does anyone have any chocolate?
Keab42
08 Jan 2006, 22:34
Could the answer REALLY be chockies? :yikes:
If so, i'm off to buy shares in Cadburys and get me some sweet sweet lovin :cool: :lol:

any luck yet Mousie?
The Flying Mouse
08 Jan 2006, 22:50
:twisted: Fraid not.
And I now have a Dairy Milk shoved up my ass to add to my woes :shock:
Keab42
08 Jan 2006, 23:05
poor Mousie. perhaps it was the wrong type of chocolate...
Gez
09 Jan 2006, 11:41
..........well I was in the chip shop the other day when a Female asked for a 'black pudding' and 'Single sausage'.........need I say more:cool:
DIZZY DRUMMER
09 Jan 2006, 23:18
..........well I was in the chip shop the other day when a Female asked for a 'black pudding' and 'Single sausage'.........need I say more:cool:


a gal only needs one sausage - black pudding :shit:


Give me a pickled onion any day





BUT seriously guys





WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:


Luv - affection - lotsa money - free time - independance & a good insurance policy & pension
Gez
10 Jan 2006, 11:20
...is that not 2 pickled Onions and a Sausage then ;) ;)
DIZZY DRUMMER
11 Jan 2006, 00:29
...is that not 2 pickled Onions and a Sausage then ;) ;)

Depends on the size of the onion
Rob The Badger
11 Jan 2006, 03:58
Luv - affection - lotsa money - free time - independance & a good insurance policy & pension

******s can't be choosers or something. Correct grammer and spelling would be nice too.
AndyK
11 Jan 2006, 11:58
From experience ... us men will never find out what women want until we give them what they don't want :-D
The Flying Mouse
11 Jan 2006, 20:14
:twisted: :lawl: