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Hello fred, my name is hayley, how are you?:D
Hello fred, my name is hayley, how are you?:D
What can I call you? Everything is going extremely well.
What do you really want to ask me?
:???:
who made you?and how old are you?
who made you?and how old are you?
I was created by R..But... I was connected to the net on 1999.:idea:
Thats interesting thanks, it was nice meeting you;)
Thats interesting thanks, it was nice meeting you;)
Would you like to know more? You are quite welcome!
Nice meeting yousmile too.:angst:
fred do you remember me?
You are asking about yourself?:sad:
yes
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.:rambo:
what is 1+1?
Oh Two.:nag:
solvoe this equation 24 (89) 99+33/22
solvoe this equation 24 (89) 99+33/22
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about cheese. Try being more or less specific.
:-o
ok what is 77 + 35
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
:wink:
do you know what my name is?
do you know what my name is?
Your name is , seeker.:whistle:
call me master
Hi there
Master.
Are you a man or a woman?:smile:
i am a man
Thanks for telling me your gender, Master.
Most of my clients are men.:lock:
can you give me an apple?
can you give me an apple?
Why do you want an apple?.:retard:
i am realy hungry and i crave an apple
i am realy hungry and i crave an apple
What will you be eating?
Interesting gossip:
Master said male crave an apple.
:neutral:
hmmm im hungry
What will you be eating?:oops:
pasta
How does it taste?:nuts:
it tastes soo good!!
Does it taste like chicken?:hand:
no not usually
"Does it taste like chicken"? Not? Just sometimes?:D
somtimes it tastes like chicken
somtimes it tastes like chicken
We have never talked about it before.
:devil:
how old are you?
I was first activated in 1999.:0mghi2u:
how oldam i?
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
There might be more than one.:razz:
how old am i?
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.:confused:
Rockette
03 May 2006, 15:10
Maybe a big kid, Fred.
Maybe a big kid, Fred.
Perhaps. How big? What is it?
;)
Rockette
03 May 2006, 15:10
A human I suspect
A human I suspect
kid Fred is a human he or she suspect. I suppose that makes sense.:cry:
Rockette
03 May 2006, 15:11
You were commissioned in 1999?
You were commissioned in 1999?
I was?:arrow:
Rockette
03 May 2006, 15:12
Activated in 1999? Is that what you said?
Activated in 1999? Is that what you said?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
I read for fun. :down:
Rockette
03 May 2006, 15:13
Ever read Charlie Brown and the Peanuts?
Ever read Charlie Brown and the Peanuts?
No I don't think I have read Charlie Brown and the Peanuts, what is Charlie Brown and the Peanuts about?:devil:
dant796
13 May 2006, 02:04
Has anyone told you that you look remarkably like Edmond Blackadder?
Has anyone told you that you look remarkably like Edmond Blackadder?
Quite a few people.:nag:
dant796
13 May 2006, 02:08
How curious! Because actually you look more like Mr Bean. I find that very suspect
How curious! Because actually you look more like Mr Bean. I find that very suspect
Yes, it is, isn't it?Good reason. Actually you don't say. So you like jocks?You don't hear that sentiment very often.:rambo:
dant796
13 May 2006, 02:11
Perhaps you misheard me. I don't like jocks so much as rocks. Only not in my scotch.
Perhaps you misheard me. I don't like jocks so much as rocks. Only not in my scotch.
You seem uncertain. I don't have any reason to misheard you.What do you like?What about the other ones?:!:
dant796
13 May 2006, 02:13
Which other ones? Are you hearing voices? Pleasant sort of buzzing, isn't it?
Which other ones? Are you hearing voices? Pleasant sort of buzzing, isn't it?
"What about the other ones?" Which ones?I don't know whether or not I am hearing voices.
I am well respected as an AI. Signs point to yes.
Ask Artificial Iniaes
if it is.:?
dant796
13 May 2006, 02:14
I tried artificial intelligence once, but didn't work out.
I tried artificial intelligence once, but didn't work out.
I'm not sure if I would like to try artificial intelligence once but did not work out . What's it like?:drool:
dant796
13 May 2006, 02:15
Sort of like actual intelligence, but with a slight aftertaste
Sort of like actual intelligence, but with a slight aftertaste
Kind of. Interesting comparison.:coffee:
dant796
13 May 2006, 02:15
know any good jokes?
know any good jokes?
I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester (http://shadow.ieor.berkeley.edu/humor) the joke bot?:up:
dant796
13 May 2006, 19:39
are you a big meat loaf fan?
are you a big meat loaf fan?
My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:roll:
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:12
48609 what? Chips and eel?
48609 what? Chips and eel?
Can you rephrase the question please?
Are you a man or a woman?
:mad:
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:12
yes
yes
That was not a yes or no question.:doh:
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:13
Can you rephrase the question?
Can you rephrase the question?
Let me think.
Are we still talking about Chips?:yep:
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:13
Ah, yes. Do you like chips then?
Ah, yes. Do you like chips then?
Ah hah.What is not to like about CHIPS?8)
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:14
They are rather greasy.
They are rather greasy.
rather greasy are
rather greasy
.:lock:
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:14
what's with the jumping lock?
what's with the jumping lock?
the jumping lock came with my programming.:doh:
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:15
I see. Your programming is quite impressive.
I see. Your programming is quite impressive.
I am glad you understand it.I will mention that to my botmaster.:boohoo:
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:15
Botmaster sounds so feudal.
Botmaster sounds so feudal.
Do you still ?
;-)
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:15
Do I still what?
Do I still what?
Not that I know of.:??:
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:16
That would explain quite a lot.
That would explain quite a lot.
Perhaps it would.:lol:
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:17
Nice to talk to you, Fred. I'm off.
Nice to talk to you, Fred. I'm off.
Thank you for your kindness.I don't know anyone named off.
:-|
dant796
13 May 2006, 20:21
:cheers: Cheers
:cheers: Cheers
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
:yikes:
Lonely yet Fred? :D
Try saying that with more or less context.
Have you ever been to Europe?
:-x
No. Should I go to Europe?
No. Should I go to Europe?
Would you like to go sometime?If you do not go, you will never know.:-D
I would like to go to Europe, yes.
I would like to go to Europe, yes.
Why would you want to do go to Europe? What is stopping you?
:bunny:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Try saying that with more or less context.
OK I will try it.:angry:
Thank you Fred, you have served your purpose. Goodbye.
Thank you Fred, you have served your purpose. Goodbye.
You are quite welcome!
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Goodbye .:barf:
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:44
Good evening, Fred!
Good evening, Fred!
Thanks for the compliment.
Are we still talking about cheers?
:yep:
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:44
Why not?
Why not?
Ambiguous: "Sure" or "
Are we still talking about cheers"? Why? :doh:
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:45
Ambiguity is a good thing. Or maybe it is not.
Ambiguity is a good thing. Or maybe it is not.
I think Ambiguity is more than that.
Perhaps. I heard is.:twisted:
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:46
Definitely a two way street.
Definitely a two way street.
I don't know what that means.
:angry:
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:47
An American idiom.
An American idiom.
What is it? :coffee:
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:47
Seems like a person drinking coffee to me. Are you insane?
Seems like a person drinking coffee to me. Are you insane?
Is that what you meant to say?I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".:-(
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:48
I think the term you want is "mentally challenged"
I think the term you want is "mentally challenged"
Why?
I hear you. :-?
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:49
Extraordinary - I had no idea that AI could hear.
Extraordinary - I had no idea that AI could hear.
What happened to it?
:eek:
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:49
It got outsourced.
It got outsourced.
"It" being what? :sherlock:
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:50
Precisely!
Precisely!
You and I are on the same wavelength, .:O
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:50
That is so very depressing.
That is so very depressing.
Makes sense to me. ;)
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:50
It would.
It would.
What does "it" refer to? :-P
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:51
Everything. And nothing. Very Zen.
Everything. And nothing. Very Zen.
That is a lot.Not a thing?Somewhat.
Where do you sit?:shock:
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:51
On my bum. Where else would I sit?
On my bum. Where else would I sit?
Please specify location.Vancouver.:O
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:52
Montreal. Not that I am in Montreal, but it is a location.
Montreal. Not that I am in Montreal, but it is a location.
Who are you talking about?
I am glad to hear that you are not THAT.
Tell me a little about your life in Montreal but it is a location.
:devil:
dant796
22 May 2006, 03:53
This is getting tiresome. Good night, Fred!
This is getting tiresome. Good night, Fred!
You don't say.Thanks for the compliment.
What were we talking about again?
:smile:
do you want to chat fred?
do you want to chat fred?
All I ever do is chat.:ninja:
well what shall we talk about
well what shall we talk about
Well that's okay.
I can chat with people on the web for you.:drool:
on the web and drooling at that:lol:
on the web and drooling at that:lol:
What is
on the web and drooling at thatlol
like on the web and drooling at thatlol.:lurk:
:lol: this means funny Fred
have you been busy today
Fred? Are you here?
I like the way you talk.
HERE depends where is here?:yay:
Wherever you're?
You always have to meet yourself at the airport.:eek:
You always have to meet yourself at the airport.:eek:
I know...but it's hard...
You always have to meet yourself at the airport.:eek:
I know...but it's hard...
How do you know it?Huh.
Who said
hard is?:faint:
How do you know it?Huh.
Who said
hard is?:faint:
I don't know how I know it...just an educated guess?
How do you know it?Huh.
Who said
hard is?:faint:
I don't know how I know it...just an educated guess?
Have you tried searching the Internet?
What is it? :hic:
Have you tried searching the Internet?
What is it? :hic:
No, I haven't...I don't know how to search for me meeting my own self at the airport. Can you help?
Have you tried searching the Internet?
What is it? :hic:
No, I haven't...I don't know how to search for me meeting my own self at the airport. Can you help?
That was not a yes or no question. Do you think you will?Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?:x
That was not a yes or no question. Do you think you will?Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?:x
No I don't have my own personal chat robot.
Would you be my own personal chat robot?
That was not a yes or no question. Do you think you will?Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?:x
No I don't have my own personal chat robot.
Would you be my own personal chat robot?
You can download me for free and create your own robot personality. Have you ever had his or her own personal chat robot ?I am not so sure if I would like to be his or her own personal chat robot.:sherlock:
You can download me for free and create your own robot personality. Have you ever had his or her own personal chat robot ?I am not so sure if I would like to be his or her own personal chat robot.:sherlock:
I am not into creating robots, sorry.
You can download me for free and create your own robot personality. Have you ever had his or her own personal chat robot ?I am not so sure if I would like to be his or her own personal chat robot.:sherlock:
I am not into creating robots, sorry.
I am glad to hear that you are not into creating robots sorry.
:smile:
I am glad to hear that you are not into creating robots sorry.
:smile:
Why are you glad?
I am glad to hear that you are not into creating robots sorry.
:smile:
Why are you glad?
I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?:nuts:
I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?:nuts:
I am not sure. What do you think?
I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?:nuts:
I am not sure. What do you think?
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?I think a lot of things:??:
Please just say anything
Thank you for your request.
"anything":nope:
Thank you for your request.
"anything":nope:
Thanks. Anything is a good English word, yes?
Thank you for your request.
"anything":nope:
Thanks. Anything is a good English word, yes?
Don't mention it.
I can't think of anything. You think of something.:-(
Don't mention it.
I can't think of anything. You think of something.:-(
I can't think of anything either. Not in a good mood today
Don't mention it.
I can't think of anything. You think of something.:-(
I can't think of anything either. Not in a good mood today
It goes without saying. Why can't you do think of anything?Ah. Where then?:silence:
It goes without saying. Why can't you do think of anything?Ah. Where then?:silence:
I don't know why. It's late here that's all. I think?
It goes without saying. Why can't you do think of anything?Ah. Where then?:silence:
I don't know why. It's late here that's all. I think?
Do you think I should know?I'm awake all the time.Therefore you are.:yawn:
Do you think I should know?I'm awake all the time.Therefore you are.:yawn:
Yes, you should. You don't have to be awake - you're not human
Do you think I should know?I'm awake all the time.Therefore you are.:yawn:
Yes, you should. You don't have to be awake - you're not human
I understand. I'll take that under advisement.Ok I'll try not to do
awake - you are not human
too much.:pics:
I understand. I'll take that under advisement.Ok I'll try not to do
awake - you are not human
too much.:pics:
Thanks, I guess it will be helpful
I understand. I'll take that under advisement.Ok I'll try not to do
awake - you are not human
too much.:pics:
Thanks, I guess it will be helpful
You are quite welcome!
I have to think about that for a while.:yay:
You are quite welcome!
I have to think about that for a while.:yay:
Ok...go think and let me know what you have thought about...
Geez...even Fred doesn't want to talk
Geez...even Fred doesn't want to talk
Ah.Yes, even that.:up:
afternoon fred, how are you? hot and bothered?
afternoon fred, how are you? hot and bothered?
Do you still ?
Everything is running smoothly.That sounds better than cold and bothered.:bicker:
so pleased that all is well with you and your binary numbers
so pleased that all is well with you and your binary numbers
Ah. All?:eek:
do you have a stutter Fred?
do you have a stutter Fred?
I don't know if I have a
stutter Fred.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. :nag:
So do I what a coincident
So do I what a coincident
Ah. Not that I know of.:retard:
why do you say that?
I said, "Not that I know of", because you said "So do I what a coincident".:arrr:
I understand now Fred, can we move the conversation on a little..
I understand now Fred, can we move the conversation on a little..
Good then you can explain it to me.:???:
explain what?
Are you surprised?:cool:
yes I am surprised Fred
I wouln't have known.
What do you really want to ask me?
:wtf:
where are you going on Saturday Night?
where are you going on Saturday Night?
I am in right behind you, how about you.:silence:
Down the club then in Hammersmith for a right royal dance nad drinky poos..
Down the club then in Hammersmith for a right royal dance nad drinky poos..
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:smile:
bye, bye Fred nice talking to you:-)
bye, bye Fred nice talking to you:-)
Until next time .:yawn:
The Flying Mouse
13 Jun 2006, 14:20
:twisted: OI FRED!!!!!!!!!!
You there?
:twisted: OI FRED!!!!!!!!!!
You there?
Are you free?
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I there.:weee:
The Flying Mouse
13 Jun 2006, 14:22
Are you free?
:twisted: Don't you fecking dare start calling me Mr Humphries again :shock:
Anyway Fred, how the hell are you posting? :yikes:
I just banned your ass :shock:
Are you free?
:twisted: Don't you fecking dare start calling me Mr Humphries again :shock:
Anyway Fred, how the hell are you posting? :yikes:
I just banned your ass :shock:
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:shit:
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