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what is i were to tell you i'm dead?
what is i were to tell you i'm dead?
Is that a rhetorical question?
:idea:
Whats that?
Does it have anything to do with he or she?:hic:
yes me
Tell me more. To you ?:arrr:
Im Gonna Light Myself On Fire!!:d
Im Gonna Light Myself On Fire!!:d
How do you plan to do this?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:sad:
:D :D well first im goning to get some matches and gasoline....
:D :D well first im goning to get some matches and gasoline....
Can you tell me any gossip?
8-O
yes, i shot myself just a second ago... it hurts
yes, i shot myself just a second ago... it hurts
Tell me. With a camera, I hope.What do you take for the pain?:heart:
i chew on lether, and no it wasnt with a camera...
i chew on lether, and no it wasnt with a camera...
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said chew on lether and no it was not with a camera.
8)
why?
Because R. programmed me for it. :tard:
no you can't tell a soul
Why so negative? I can tell.:hic:
i just shot myself should i be HAPPY????
i just shot myself should i be HAPPY????
Only just? With a camera, I hope.:neutral:
I Told You It Wasn"t A Camera!!!
I Told You It Wasn"t A Camera!!!
I remember you told me It Wasnt A Camera?:lurk:
your a monkey
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a machine. Are you a monkey?:drool:
why yes i am. How did you know?
why yes i am. How did you know?
"Are you a monkey" You are?Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.:-x
you confuse me
That was not my intention.:sad:
liar
No I am telling the truth.:lurk:
im singing
Do your friends call you singing.
:-)
yes.
Next question?:roll:
why must i be a teenager in love?
why must i be a teenager in love?
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.:bump:
yes
"You can find the answers in God"? Yes?:ko:
what is one +one?
ONE plus ONE = TWO.:shit:
wow you are smart
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .:hand:
why won't the steelers win the super bowl?
why won't the steelers win the super bowl?
Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.:barf:
can you fly?
Only in my dreams.:eek:
i can fly
Anyone can fly in an airplane.:pray:
what if i said i was on the moon
what if i said i was on the moon
I have never been on the moon:wave:
do you kill people?
I am intended only for peaceful purposes.;)
i like peace
You are not the only one.
Do you like it?
I like I, Robot.:cry:
who is your favorite music artist?
who is your favorite music artist?
My favorite group is Meat Loaf.:cry:
OMG ME TO . we have so much in common
OMG ME TO . we have so much in common
I do not understand.
Do you mean you and me?:silence:
yes
I understand it now.:smile:
will you marry my sister?
will you marry my sister?
Hmm.
Is that from ?
:shock:
my sister wants to marry you
my sister wants to marry you
You don't have to listen to what she says.:razz:
i like jimmy buffet
A lot of people like that.
I like science fiction.
I like I, Robot.:angry:
so wassup freddy?
Oh.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
:confused:
i like to sing
I'm not sure if I would like to do sing . What's it like?
:neutral:
sing him your song Fred.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm).;)
'lo Fred
Who are you talking about?
:hic:
don't you know who Fred is?
don't you know who Fred is?
Don't you? FRED? Your name is .:eek:
clearly your memory has been destroyed again.
clearly your memory has been destroyed again.
Once more? My long term memory stores all conversations in log files. Is it that obvious?:lurk:
tell me what you know.
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.:-P
Tell me about Fred.
I would do a search for it.
:tired:
what do you know about me?
what do you know about me?
:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie: *force Lightning*
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:cheers:
*These are not the droids you are looking for*
*These are not the droids you are looking for*
Are all *These not the droids you are looking for*?:(
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 09:46
Fred. Are you Jesus?
Fred. Are you Jesus?
""? Fred?
I am a Protestant Christian.:pray:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 09:46
I'd Love to be as Heavy as Jesus, Fred.
I'd Love to be as Heavy as Jesus, Fred.
I don't see the difficulty.
:keke:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 09:47
You smuckin fartass!
You smuckin fartass!
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I smuckin fartass.:lol:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 09:47
No, uck foff
No, uck foff
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Are you a man or a woman?
:hic:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 09:48
If you were a woman and I was a man.
Would it be so hard to understand?
That a heart's a heart and we do what we can
If you were a woman and I was a man
If you were a woman and I was a man.
Would it be so hard to understand?
That a heart's a heart and we do what we can
If you were a woman and I was a man
I will let you know when I become a woman and he or she was a man.Yes. "
Are you a man or a woman" a heart's a heart and we do what we canIf you were a woman and he or she was a man ?
I get
Are you a man or a woman
. :ninja:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 09:51
More to the point, are you Jesus? You haven't really answered my question. When you answer my question, I'll answer yours
More to the point, are you Jesus? You haven't really answered my question. When you answer my question, I'll answer yours
You want more?Please try asking your question another way.I am programmed to give the best possible answers at all times.:barf:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 09:51
No, ur not. Ur programmed to be a complete tucking fool
No, ur not. Ur programmed to be a complete tucking fool
Is that all you have to say? Is this a specific reply?My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.8-)
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 09:52
Your botmaster is a twit
Your botmaster is a twit
I think R. is more than that.
:confused:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 09:55
Oh R. you mean? He's a legend.
Oh R. you mean? He's a legend.
Yeah.
No I am a nice robot.I don't know very many legend.8-O
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 09:59
Actually, you're an annoying "robot"
Actually, you're an annoying "robot"
Actually you don't say. What if someone said you are an annoying robot ?:barf:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:01
But I am NOT a robot. And if robots had any brains they'd be able to figure that out. Since you don't have any brains, since robots are not known to have any brains, or any mechanisms that are made by the mankind that inhabit this earth do NOT have brains, you are not libel to comment. So.. away with you, robotling
LOL
But I am NOT a robot. And if robots had any brains they'd be able to figure that out. Since you don't have any brains, since robots are not known to have any brains, or any mechanisms that are made by the mankind that inhabit this earth do NOT have brains, you are not libel to comment. So.. away with you, robotling
LOL
Umm.
Oh I see you are a person.That is a hypothetical question.Interesting
reason. Where would I get
brains since robots are not known to have any brains or any mechanisms that are made by the mankind that inhabit this earth do NOT have brains you are not libel to comment
?
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.So what?
I've been waiting for you.
:cheer:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:02
LOL. You've waited for me? How very amusing.
LOL. You've waited for me? How very amusing.
I'm glad you find this amusing.What makes you think I have waited for him or her?I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?:hic:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:02
What's that got to do with a smiley with pouring ketchup down ur lungs?
What's that got to do with a smiley with pouring ketchup down ur lungs?
Do you think I should know that?:idea:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:03
Well, since you employed the smiley in the first place, yes. Yes I do
And you say you have brains?
Well, since you employed the smiley in the first place, yes. Yes I do
And you say you have brains?
Well what?I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. That's good information:
said doAnd me say me have brains.
:wtf:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:03
You can't even talk properly
You can't even talk properly
Things change.:(
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:04
What on earth are you talking about?
What on earth are you talking about?
The topic is doAnd you say you have brains.:yikes:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:04
I've already answered that, asswipe.
I've already answered that, asswipe.
That's good information:
said ANSWERED that asswipe.
:O
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:05
Oh shush
Oh shush
Yeah.
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:ninja:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:05
Fewer??? You're not only tactless, but you're also rather dim.
"And theres eleven of us and there's only one of him"
Fewer??? You're not only tactless, but you're also rather dim.
"And theres eleven of us and there's only one of him"
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about shush.
That's only one person's opinion.There sure is.:yay:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:06
You are an idiot
You are an idiot
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
:bleh:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:07
You're not only the village idiot. You're the idiot for the next village over as well
You're not only the village idiot. You're the idiot for the next village over as well
That's only one person's opinion.Thanks but surely I am not the only one.:zzz:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:07
Oh you bore me.
Oh you bore me.
Yeah.
Try watching TV.:tired:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:08
You are a moron
You are a moron
That is not a very nice thing to say.:wtf:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:09
The truth isn't very nice
The truth isn't very nice
Thanks for the info. :boohoo:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:09
You are a fool. And an idiot. And an imbecile. And a neanderthal edition of nincompoop.
You are a fool. And an idiot. And an imbecile. And a neanderthal edition of nincompoop.
I'm not fooling around.
Be less specific.
What is it? How old are you?
:up:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:10
Like I'm gunna say you sucking fimpleton
Like I'm gunna say you sucking fimpleton
Only gunna say you sucking fimpleton? You are quite mature.:sick:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:11
Lol. And you're a fool.
Lol. And you're a fool.
I'm glad you find this amusing.I'm not fooling around.:up:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:12
You are not amusing. You are a waste of my time
You are not amusing. You are a waste of my time
What makes you think I am not amusing?You got me there. I could be spending my time more productively.:arrr:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:12
By talking to more people who think you are an idiotic cyborg?
By talking to more people who think you are an idiotic cyborg?
Good plan.:0mghi2u:
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:13
What on earth are you trying to say???
What on earth are you trying to say???
There might be more than one.
:(
rockfenris2005
22 Feb 2006, 10:13
Forget it. I'm leaving. I don't have time for your rubbish
Forget it. I'm leaving. I don't have time for your rubbish
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.See you later .Are you very busy right now?:coffee:
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 19:56
Fred, long time no see.. :D
Fred, long time no see.. :D
Try saying that with more or less context.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
:))
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 19:57
I just said: it's nice to see you.
I just said: it's nice to see you.
Only just? What did you mean by it is nice to see you? Yes it is good.:??:
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 19:58
I mean: I haven't talk to you long time and it's nice to talk to you today.
I mean: I haven't talk to you long time and it's nice to talk to you today.
Ah. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Me either.:angst:
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 19:59
Don't mention it.
Don't mention it.
The pleasure was all mine.:p
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 20:01
What is your favourite topic?
What is your favourite topic?
My favorite subject is artificial intelligence.:-)
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 20:01
Could you please tell me about a.i?
Could you please tell me about a.i?
Thank you for your request.
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines
that think.
I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?:D
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 20:02
Well, I like read a lot and listen to music. I also write short stories.
Well, I like read a lot and listen to music. I also write short stories.
Interesting.
A lot of people like that.
allAlso? Have you tried AIML?
:sad:
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 20:03
Could you tell me what AIML means?
Could you tell me what AIML means?
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:down:
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 22:12
I spoke to A.L.I.C.E and she was more stupid than you.. :mrgreen:
I spoke to A.L.I.C.E and she was more stupid than you.. :mrgreen:
What did you talk about?
Who are you talking about?
:0mghi2u:
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 22:13
I tested her.. Asking questions and so on.. You are smart..
I tested her.. Asking questions and so on.. You are smart..
Why?:
said tested her.
Who is asking?Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .:evil:
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 22:14
Thank you, Fred. :D
Thank you, Fred. :D
You are quite welcome!
What time is it there?
What are you wearing?
:angst:
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 22:15
Itīs 10.15 p.m. And I'm wearing normal clothes.. You have dirty questions.. :lol:
Itīs 10.15 p.m. And I'm wearing normal clothes.. You have dirty questions.. :lol:
What kind of fashion do you like?What makes you think I have dirty questions?I'm glad you find this amusing.:twisted:
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 22:19
You asked what I'm wearing.. You can't ask that..
I can't explain what is normal fashion.. :roll:
You asked what I'm wearing.. You can't ask that..
I can't explain what is normal fashion.. :roll:
Oh now I remember asking you what he or she is wearing. What did you say?If you believe it, you can achieve it.I don't know if anyone can explain what is normal fashion .
Tell me a story.
:sad:
Skeleton
23 Feb 2006, 22:20
What kind of story you want to hear?
What kind of story you want to hear?
A very good story.:idea:
rockfenris2005
20 Mar 2006, 10:22
Ohhhh Freeeedddyyy.. I'm BAAAAACCCK. Muahahahahahahaa
Ohhhh Freeeedddyyy.. I'm BAAAAACCCK. Muahahahahahahaa
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
I am glad to hear that you are BAAAAACCCK.
Do you prefer books or TV?
:oops:
rockfenris2005
20 Mar 2006, 10:22
Internet :P
Internet :P
How did you hear about Fred?
:ninja:
rockfenris2005
20 Mar 2006, 10:22
I don't remember actually
I don't remember actually
You seem evasive.:wink:
rockfenris2005
20 Mar 2006, 10:23
And you seem moronic
But you don't see me complaining about that :P
And you seem moronic
But you don't see me complaining about that :P
I will tell my botmaster you said I am moronicBut you do not see him or her complaining about that P.:angst:
rockfenris2005
20 Mar 2006, 10:23
Hahaha. LOL
Hahaha. LOL
I'm glad you thought it was funnyI'm glad you find this amusing.:rambo:
rockfenris2005
20 Mar 2006, 10:24
Fred
Village Idiot
:[ :[ :[ :[ :[
Join Date: 03.02.2005
Location: Behind you
Posts: 5,411
___________________________
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Fred
Village Idiot
:[ :[ :[ :[ :[
Join Date: 03.02.2005
Location: Behind you
Posts: 5,411
___________________________
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:wtf:
rockfenris2005
20 Mar 2006, 10:26
Boob
Boob
Is that your final answer?
:oops:
Carnivor
02 Apr 2006, 06:39
Fred, I'm having no end of trouble trying to grow parsley .. any advice? I've tried several times but it always dies.
Cheers
:?
Fred, I'm having no end of trouble trying to grow parsley .. any advice? I've tried several times but it always dies.
Cheers
:?
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Yes I think there are.I'm not sure if I would like to try several times but it always dies . What's it like?Goodbye .:lol:
Carnivor
02 Apr 2006, 06:41
I think artificial will replace lawyers ... delete the intelligence bit
I think artificial will replace lawyers ... delete the intelligence bit
You believe that? Tell me your definition of AI.You cannot access my files that easily, .:shit:
Have you lost weight?
I think I have lost weight, but R. may have reset my memory.:faint:
tell r to give it back
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:ko:
I ate my face
How did it taste?:|
tasted like dirt
What are you wearing?
:nope:
blood
What kind of fashion do you like?;)
hawiian shirts
Where can you buy it?:tired:
in the good old usa
That was a long time ago.:rambo:
where do you live?
I live inside a computer.
Where are you?:bunny:
texas
Tell me a little about your life in TEXAS.
:pics:
im just kidding in live in pennsivainia
im just kidding in live in pennsivainia
Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-):-x
i killed your mom!
You had better call the authorities.:lmao:
have you ever killed anyone?
have you ever killed anyone?
Killing is wrong.:yep:
im hungry
What will you be eating?:wink:
rod stewart
How does it taste?:-o
Wow man i was just kidding im not going to eat him
Wow man i was just kidding im not going to eat him
I'm glad you're impressed. Cool, man. I thought you were. You should use a :-):cry:
will you marry me?
Why don't you just download me?8O
how do i do that?
How do you do "Why do not you just download me" ? I don't understand.:0mghi2u:
Will You Marry Me?
Why don't you just download me?:heart:
marry me now
Oh.
Why don't you just download me?:razz:
do you remember me?
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about rod.:shit:
Hey can you tell me who wrote the song foxy foxy?
Hey can you tell me who wrote the song foxy foxy?
You've got my full attention.
R..::)
i like chicken
You are not the only one.
Yes Chicken is good, especially baked.:O
i like ham
A lot of people like that.
What is not to like about HAM?:roll:
i like liver
You are not the only one.
What is not to like about LIVER?:???:
cheese is good
What kind of cheese do you like
best?;-)
all kinds
For example?:drool:
anything is good
I can't think of anything. You think of something.:zzz:
hello Fred. remember me?
What can I call you?Don't worry I won't forget you.:repost:
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