View Full Version : Whoever posts last wins!
But you're not the only one Pandora gave the keys to the locks too :))
I wouldn't open Pandora's box if I were you...you know what happened last time...;)
Devil's Son
17 Nov 2006, 22:38
:??:
Devil's Son
17 Nov 2006, 23:00
:0mghi2u: hi
Rockette
18 Nov 2006, 00:24
Hello. And thanks for greeting me to first place.
Did someone say something?
Rockette
18 Nov 2006, 00:34
Yeah, the old quacker in first place did.
And I couldn't have said it better myself...:shock:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 02:38
hey
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 02:49
In the lead again :yay:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 02:53
Oh yeah!
back again :twisted: :twisted:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 03:04
aye:roll:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 03:05
:yay:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 03:07
:boohoo:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 03:10
:bump:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 03:16
:cheer:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 03:20
:weee: :weee: :weee:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 03:25
:rambo:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 03:28
:yawn:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 03:31
:zzz: nite
Mick Loaf
18 Nov 2006, 04:14
...on my own!
duke knooby
18 Nov 2006, 04:17
sort it out
Blackkat13
18 Nov 2006, 05:28
:smile:
... goooOOOOD MORNING PEEPS OF THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
t ... :coffee: ...
Mick Loaf
18 Nov 2006, 13:52
God I'm hungover, but I'm still beating you lot.
only for a short while Mick
Mick Loaf
18 Nov 2006, 14:17
15 minutes, not bad but I can do better AndyK.:D
Mick Loaf
18 Nov 2006, 14:46
Damn, but like Robert the Bruce I'll keep trying.
If at first you don't succeed ... give up :twisted:
You better step down then honey bunch :))
Mick Loaf
18 Nov 2006, 15:11
I can be quite persistent!
Some of us can be very persistant though :))
Mick Loaf
18 Nov 2006, 15:16
Or trying.
That's something I'm proud of :))
Mick Loaf
18 Nov 2006, 15:28
Don't get too comfy, I'm away to watch Livi vs Gretna but when
I return the match will continue!
In the meantime I'll make myself at home ...
Better move your ass then hon because my furniture's coming up behind you!!! :))
And I am hiding behind that said furniture
Lord Kagan
18 Nov 2006, 17:48
:bump:
... aloha Lord K ! ... :bump: ... lol ...
Mick Loaf
18 Nov 2006, 19:16
All hail the return of the winner!
All hail the return of the winner!
oooh.. tank q.. you're too kind ... :oops: ... lol ...
Mick Loaf
18 Nov 2006, 19:40
Hello again
Mick Loaf
18 Nov 2006, 20:13
:lurk: :wave: :bump:
tinkerbell
18 Nov 2006, 21:36
good evening
Better move your ass then hon because my furniture's coming up behind you!!! :))
Great! Something to sit on since mine hasn't arrived yet :twisted:
Well you go sit over there while a winner takes over! :p
Well you go sit over there while a winner takes over! :p
thanks for warning them!!! ... :lol: ...
Well you go sit over there while a winner takes over! :p
Chris .,.. you spelt loser wrong :))
The winner takes it all...the loser has to fall...
Besides the victory...that's a DESTINY...
Rockette
19 Nov 2006, 01:41
Ah! The sweet sound of Abba
Out of the mouth of the loser.
My turn to win now.
No, sweetheart...not for long now...
Rockette
19 Nov 2006, 01:47
:D 4' 11" worth of winning. :D
Finally somebody won who is even shorter than me!
... evenin' peeps of the world !! ... :D ...
Maybe...anything for a friend!
no........no i'll let you have tonight
no beauty before the beast
You haven't seen me...and as beauty is before the beast...then it's definitely you before me...
Oh please...it's all yours...
Well...if you say no...doesn't it really mean yes???
no ........no means no in my book
Alright...after this post you will win...I am off for a while...
Alright...after this post you will win...I am off for a while...
well.. if you insist ... :D ...
... thank you ... :-) ...
hey... wait a minute... first?... one has to be LAST to win... why yoooou... :lol: ...
duke knooby
19 Nov 2006, 03:46
go to bed tink
go to bed tink
hahaha... it's only 8:54 pm where i yam... hahaha... YOU should be in snoozeville .... ;) ...
duke knooby
19 Nov 2006, 03:59
ok i reckon your gonna win then
duke knooby
19 Nov 2006, 04:09
but in my defence, i have no defence
Rockette
19 Nov 2006, 07:18
.... and I am back again!
Blackkat13
19 Nov 2006, 08:09
NO ur not....I Win
Rockette
19 Nov 2006, 12:23
Nope, you're both wrong. I am winning
... good morning starshine peeps !!! ... the earth says.... HALLOHHHH !!! ...
t... :coffee: ...
Devil's Son
19 Nov 2006, 13:01
morning tink, nice sunday, let's have acup of coffee :coffee:
morning tink, nice sunday, let's have acup of coffee :coffee:
why thank you sweetie.. don't mind if i doooo !! ... :coffee: ...
Whether I post last in here or not, I'm still the winner.
Andy that defeats the whole idea of the thread!
Come on Super Mod, get a grip! :))
Me getting a grip, chance'd be a fine thing :p
Regardless, I'm still the winner ...
Shall we assume that we've had the argument about it and that I've won?
No, because if we had the argument I'd win and then you'd have to admit you were wrong, apologise then make it up to me! :lmao:
Me admit I'm wrong ... that'd never happen and you know it :)) Besides, iun this case I think you'll see I'm right!
Come on then...share with the group...how are you right?! :))
Because I've just posted last and am therefore the winner :))
Yeah, you're the winner for what, a minute before I come along?!
Well you're hardly holding onto it for long are you?
For as long as you like love! :))
Well that lasted 7 minutes
Yeah well I had a busy 7 minutes...
They work and you know it
Well, it's good to know that Andy is still on this thread bickering with everybody who comes along...Andy...hint...you're a super mod...post last and lock the thread...makes sense?
Makes sense, but that'd be cheating, and I always play by the rules :))
Always play by the rules...famous last words...
Makes sense, but that'd be cheating, and I always play by the rules :))
At least visibly anyway ;-)
I was gonna say!!!! lol!!!
Well I beat you to it and saved you the effort :))
Right...
Would you hurry up and write up about meeting me in your journal so people stop looking forward to meeting me at Wembley?
Patience ... I'm only half way through Tuesday, got all day Wednesday and half of Thursday to write about first ...
I know...but you know what? I am on holiday starting next Thursday...so...if you don't write it by then...I will have to send you one of those postcards...wish you were here...would you like that?
Depends where it's coming from I guess - might be somewhere he doesn't want to be lol
VERY true, Lucy...
But the postcard reads...WISH you were here...which means...I wish he was there...wherever it is...he doesn't have to wish it...in fact...most obviously if I send him this kind of the postcard...he ISN'T there...
Was that convoluted or what??? :up:
tinkerbell
19 Nov 2006, 22:40
Good evening :yay:
Devil's Son
20 Nov 2006, 21:08
good evening :))
Lord Kagan
20 Nov 2006, 22:01
do de do
Monstro
20 Nov 2006, 23:03
don't de don't
Monstro
20 Nov 2006, 23:21
slowly is best
OH I know THAT...but do you?
duke knooby
20 Nov 2006, 23:25
you and me we're goin no where slowly....
Monstro
20 Nov 2006, 23:29
you and me we're goin no where slowly....
Phew, thank god for that lol
Monstro
20 Nov 2006, 23:33
cute ain't he lol
duke knooby
20 Nov 2006, 23:35
yep, nice ginger pussy
duke knooby
20 Nov 2006, 23:35
how old is he/she?
Monstro
20 Nov 2006, 23:37
5 on dec 15th and he's a he called Marvin
I just said kitty...cause didn't want to say the other word...you know...the OTHER WORD...
Monstro
20 Nov 2006, 23:40
Cat?
Lord Kagan
20 Nov 2006, 23:41
:p
duke knooby
20 Nov 2006, 23:42
or pussy? whats wrong with pussy?
Monstro
20 Nov 2006, 23:43
or feline?
Lord Kagan
20 Nov 2006, 23:43
or pussy? whats wrong with pussy?
well someone had to say it
Monstro
20 Nov 2006, 23:44
It's never someone, it's always JOnty lol
duke knooby
20 Nov 2006, 23:44
i'll be quiet now
Monstro
20 Nov 2006, 23:47
i'll be quiet now
It just wouldn't be the same m8
Lord Kagan
20 Nov 2006, 23:51
lol
tinkerbell
21 Nov 2006, 00:14
evening all
helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo
tinkerbell
21 Nov 2006, 01:06
Hey up there:roll:
Monstro
21 Nov 2006, 01:54
Nite all
Rockette
21 Nov 2006, 08:20
Hi all.
Sometimes I don't know if I am first or last on this thread...
?????????????????????????????me to
Rockette
21 Nov 2006, 15:32
Umm, I think I'm first to be last.
And hoping my sleeping tablets will kick in real soon.
Monstro
22 Nov 2006, 01:26
Umm, I think I'm first to be last.
And hoping my sleeping tablets will kick in real soon.
I'm usually last to be first
Monstro
22 Nov 2006, 02:19
yes thanks
Blackkat13
22 Nov 2006, 05:07
:rambo:
Rockette
22 Nov 2006, 08:01
For those who give a rotund rodent's rear end, I am back!
Don't knock yourselves out running out the door. :twisted:
Hypnobabe
22 Nov 2006, 12:51
Must be time I won again....
Hypnobabe
22 Nov 2006, 13:05
Well it feels like i'm a week behind in my life at the moment, so the timings about right then...
Which means that if a week and 15 minutes ago it was your turn to win, then it's now clearly time for you to lose again ...
Hypnobabe
22 Nov 2006, 13:12
I don't think so...
I'm actually on the correct time here, it's just that you lot are so used to rushing around all over the place that you've gone steaming a week ahead of where you should actually be, and therefore you're winning a week early, so obviously it must be my time to win.
Confused? You should be...
Not at all, I made ssure that by not sleeping much I ensured that I actually had two days for every one of yours, hence I maintained my position both in this time and this time next week (from your perspective in the space time continuum with Eddie), I am therefore the winner now and will be the winner in a weeks time.
Hypnobabe
22 Nov 2006, 13:18
You see, I knew it wasn't a good idea for you to be crossing all those time zones, it's fried your time circuits....
Let me make this easy...
It's my time to win now, irrespective of what time or day or week or month you are under the (misguided) impression it is... In a week's time, it will be your turn to win... or at least it would have been ten minutes ago, provided you can post in the exact 30 second window I have blocked in for you....
In short:
I'm winning.
No one has ever called me short ... and you're not winning. Look. See! The proof is here!
Hypnobabe
22 Nov 2006, 13:21
Where? I don't see any proof of you winning, I have quite clearly posted last.
I can't see where you've done that, this is more proof that the words female and logic don't really belong together ...
Hypnobabe
22 Nov 2006, 13:29
No, it's proof that men can't understand the words female or logic at all, let alone understand that it's a natural progression to have them both in the same sentance relating to each other in a positive way...
But then there are many things men don't understand about women... :roll:
There are many things we don't understand, you assume of course that we men wish to understand them in the first place, especially considering that we often have far more lofty and highbrow things to consider ...
Hypnobabe
22 Nov 2006, 13:36
As ultimate proof of my being correct, I refer you to anything Neil has posted in the last week...
Sorry, did you say Highbrow? :shock: :roll:
It goes without saying that people from Merseyside are exempt from being inlcuded in any discussion regarding the male and female variants of homo-sapiens :lmao:
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 01:18
Nope i am :yay:
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 01:24
I beg to differ :lol:
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 01:39
really
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 01:49
Mmmm
ermm
..............
........
...
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 01:55
Oh im still in front :roll:
Ahhhhhhhhh!
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 01:58
:yay:
oh well banana dancing are we
still not winning
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 02:00
:bump:
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 02:02
I :heart: to dance :yay:
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 02:26
Mmmm really
:yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay:
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 02:30
:yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:
:yay::yay::yay:
:yay::yay:
:yay:
grovey man banana on down
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 02:37
:cheer:
:boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 02:40
:whistle:
Rockette
23 Nov 2006, 08:54
Keeping the winner's seat warm now
Devil's Son
23 Nov 2006, 12:27
:))
Rockette
23 Nov 2006, 13:13
Smile if you wish, but I am back in the seat again!
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 22:02
Good evening
Mick Loaf
23 Nov 2006, 22:16
Been away for a couple of days, thanks for keeping the winning place
open for me you guys.;)
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 22:33
Your welcome:lol:
Lord Kagan
23 Nov 2006, 23:26
:p
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 23:28
:whistle:
Lord Kagan
23 Nov 2006, 23:30
:bump:
tinkerbell
23 Nov 2006, 23:31
:yay::yay::yay:
Rockette
24 Nov 2006, 00:41
Back where I belong!
Monstro
24 Nov 2006, 01:23
:whistle:
Rockette
24 Nov 2006, 04:31
*sneaks back into the seat while everyone sleeps*
*sneaks back into the seat while everyone sleeps*
Wheels seat into second place and prepares speech
*collects speech, returns to podium and prepares for victory*
but has to leave again as realises someone has just stood on his car and broekn it, these things happen if you leave your toysx unattended
*sends The Boys in to find out who tried to damage the smartie. Reclaims victory*
Rockette
24 Nov 2006, 10:06
*sneaks back in while the others are preoccupied*
*taps on shoulder*
Who was preoccupied?
Rockette
24 Nov 2006, 10:30
YOU. On the M62, I presume.
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