Whoever posts last wins!

[Rockette]

You're most welcome. Egad! It's 2am. Maybe time to attempt sleep.

[AndyK]

Well, while you're sleeping, I'll reclaim my prize ...

[Rockette]

Didn't say I WOULD sleep. Only attempt it. I may be back!

[AndyK]

We'll look forward to it ...

[Rockette]

:wave: Thank you, and goodnight!

[mszee]

Good night then...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: He posts, HE WINS :mrgreen:

[mszee]

In your dreams, hun...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I must be dreaming then :lol:

[mszee]

Hope those dreams are lovely...

[JanT]

:panic: :coffee: :yawn: :zzz:

[Mick Loaf]

hello

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hello :mrgreen:

[mszee]

Oh you steal my :heart:...



















but you can't win

[AndyK]

No one can, except me ...

[mszee]

But, of course...

[TravisWRedfish]

Please close this thread...I win! :lol:

[mszee]

Uh uh

[The Flying Mouse]

Please close this thread...I win! :lol:

:twisted: You want me to close the thrtead NOW? :mrgreen:

[AndyK]

Yes, please do!

[mszee]

I thought your hands were cold and you couldn't type???

[The Flying Mouse]

Yes, please do!

:twisted: What?

NOW?

:devil:

[AndyK]

I thought your hands were cold and you couldn't type???

That was ages ago, they've warmed up now.

:twisted: What?

NOW?

:devil:

Yes, NOW!!

[mszee]

Oh my dear lord...I better win this and f*ck off before I see things I really wouldn't want to see...

[Rockette]

Close it now. The winner is back.

[AndyK]

Indeed he is ...

[Rockette]

It ain't over til the fat lady sings though

[mszee]

Who???

[Rockette]

The fat lady. Me!

[mszee]

Oh...right...gotcha...

[Rockette]

Who the heck else would I mean?

[mszee]

No idea...:roll:

[Rockette]

:D The fat lady is commencing to sing.

:shock: Block your ears!

[mszee]

pffffftttttttttttttttt...

[Rockette]

You've heard my singing?

[tinkerbell]

let's hear it.:D

[mszee]

Or not...

[tinkerbell]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
:D :D :D :D :D

[mszee]

ok

[tinkerbell]

:bump:

[JanT]

:yikes: :panic:

[SW31]

o come o ye faithfull

[mszee]

yep

[SW31]

a kind follower

[mszee]

sure...very agreeable person here...

[SW31]

i agree to be last post

[JanT]

:yay: is me is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[SW31]

its youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[JanT]

:panic: :coffee: :zzz:

[SW31]

normal night out in blackpool

[mszee]

Good night, Jan...time for bed

[JanT]

Good night :) Sweet dreams.

[mszee]

Take care...talk soon...

[Rockette]

Just creeping in to keep the seat warm again.

[Sue K]

... 'morning peeps of the world ... :coffee: ...

[AndyK]

Winning again

[Sue K]

... :0mghi2u: ...

[AndyK]

Oh look, the adoring fans are waving ...

[Sue K]

... :lol: ...

[Rockette]

:lol: me too

[mszee]

Boo Bye...

[tinkerbell]

Cool im winning :D

[AndyK]

Really?

[mszee]

yep

[tinkerbell]

i think thats a yes

[mszee]

sure

[tinkerbell]

for sure

[mszee]

no kidding

[tinkerbell]

im back

[mszee]

welcome

[tinkerbell]

thankyou

[mszee]

Most welcome...

[Rockette]

And I feel it! Thanks for keeping the seat warm :D

[AndyK]

Who put the seat down? As winner I demand it be left up :))

[mszee]

Ahem...ok babe...get off the stool...

[Rockette]

:)

[mszee]

Whatever you say...it's all true

[Blackkat13]

:wave:

[Rockette]

Hi all

[AndyK]

I'm still winning I see

[Caelan]

hi there

[Sue K]

... 'morning peeps of the world ! ... :coffee: ...

[Rockette]

hello, Tink - and everyone else of course.

[mszee]

:??:

[Lord Kagan]

Guess what

[mszee]

WHAT???

[Caelan]

what?

[Lord Kagan]

I WIN!!!!!! :p

[mszee]

Congrats!

[Caelan]

really>?

[mszee]

yep

[Caelan]

OK:cool:

[AndyK]

Losers ;-)

[Lord Kagan]

I know you are but what am i :p

[AndyK]

In second place by the looks of it

[Lord Kagan]

Nah

[AndyK]

Yah

[mszee]

Sure

[Lord Kagan]

Meh

[mszee]

Beeehhhh....

[AndyK]

Full sentences posted by entrants would of course increase their chances of hitting the key phrase that will trigger the auto-lock on this thread and therefore deem themselves as the winner.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Make way, let a proffessional handle this :p

[mszee]

Where do you see a professional here??? :shock:

[Lord Kagan]

Here :D

[mszee]

NOT

[AndyK]

I'm a professional, but I can't say what at.

[Lord Kagan]

Zina, Neils attempting to bully me :p

[AndyK]

Yeah stop it Neil, don't go bullying the punters, that's my shift tonight ... you're on greeting at the door and chcking the dress code, haven't you looked at the rota?

[Lord Kagan]

Poor us

[AndyK]

Right, let's make a start, hand over your dinner money!

[mszee]

Well, I am a nice one in that cyber relationship...

[AndyK]

That doesn't guarantee you win this though ...

[mszee]

No, but HE isn't going either...all of you...collective HE....

[AndyK]

Wanna bet?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The door's quiet, so got time to sneak a win here :mrgreen:

I'm just that good 8)

[Lord Kagan]

Lol nobody is gonna bully me :p

[AndyK]

Maybe not, but you won't win, either of you.

[mszee]

If I bet...what do I win?

[Lord Kagan]

Second place

[AndyK]

Or even third ...

[Lord Kagan]

Hmm

[AndyK]

Hmm?

[mszee]

I give up...let Neil win...

[Lord Kagan]

Zina dont ever say let Neil win again :p

[mszee]

Nah...let him...

[The Flying Mouse]

let Neil win :p


:twisted: Thank for Carl :mrgreen:

[mszee]

Neil is a better man anyway...while I am no man at all...

[Lord Kagan]

Again editing the posts :p one day neil there will be a revolution here

[AndyK]

There's alot of disqualifications pending at the moment, which will of course leave the door wide opien for me to win :))

[The Flying Mouse]

Again editing the posts :p one day neil there will be a revolution here

:twisted: *oppresses Carl*

[Lord Kagan]

Now whered i put my stocks..

[mszee]

Just a warning...if anybody touches my post I shall complain...to the...higher authorities...

[Lord Kagan]

Abuse of power :p

[AndyK]

What if it's the higher authorities who do it?

[AndyK]

Abuse of power :p

Neil, accept that if you can't win by fair means ... which you can't, then you shouldn't play the game at all :))

[Lord Kagan]

Meh, Im just stubborn

[The Flying Mouse]

Now whered i put my stocks..


:twisted: OK, so Tink tells everyone to go and start Humping, RJ starts talking about panties in the SB, and now you confess to owning a set of stocks :wtf:


I'm starting to worry about the clientel around here :nuts:

[The Flying Mouse]

Neil, accept that if you can't win by fair means ... which you can't, then you shouldn't play the game at all :))

:twisted: I CAN win by fair means, but corruption is always much more fun :mrgreen:

[Lord Kagan]

:twisted: OK, so Tink tells everyone to go and start Humping, RJ starts talking about panties in the SB, and now you confess to owning a set of stocks :wtf:


I'm starting to worry about the clientel around here :nuts:

All steming from you Neil :p

[mszee]

I am in the lunatic asylum...surrounded by lunatics of all ages...and of highest categories...

[Lord Kagan]

Well at least were from the highest standards

[AndyK]

I am in the lunatic asylum...surrounded by lunatics of all ages...and of highest categories...

So you feel perfectly at home then?

[The Flying Mouse]

All steming from you Neil :p

:twisted: You ain't getting ME in no stocks :wtf:

[mszee]

So you feel perfectly at home then?

No...I am not on any of yours level of insanity...in fact, I am about to start crying...for various reasons...

[Lord Kagan]

We'll see :p Could always get your missus to trick you, I'm sure i could bribe Zina

[Mick Loaf]

Winner!

[mszee]

Carl...you honestly must be blind...

[AndyK]

Why don't you all just give up ... face it you're fighting a losing battle.

[MeatGrl1]

NOT :p!

:sneaky:

[Lord Kagan]

Why zina?

[Mick Loaf]

I'll give up when you prise the trophy from my cold dead hands!

[Lord Kagan]

Could have sworn he was talking about a gun when he said that :p

[Mick Loaf]

Yeah but it's a good quote.

[mszee]

Why zina?

I don't get privileges here from anybody...and I have never asked anybody for them...that's why...

[mszee]

I can't believe that after all this time I am STILL winning...

[AndyK]

You're not!

[mszee]

But I was...right before you showed up...oh...here I am again!!!

[AndyK]

where? Me thniks you're delusional

[mszee]

I am...how did you know?

[AndyK]

I know everything.

[mszee]

Is there ANYTHING you don't know?

[AndyK]

Nothing worth knowing anyway

[mszee]

Doesn't it make your life boring?

[AndyK]

not at all

[SW31]

no i get use to it

[mszee]

Well, let me just win...I am deadly tired...

[AndyK]

OK, you won

[mszee]

Thank you...you're very kind...

[AndyK]

That's ok, anytime

[mszee]

I know...you're a gentleman...

[SW31]

true

[mszee]

And so are you...

[SW31]

yes ma lady

[mszee]

How is everything?

[AndyK]

I still be winning

[mszee]

You keep on falling asleep...how do you expect to win?

[Rockette]

cabbage

[Sue K]

... 'morning peeps of the world ! ... :coffee: ...

[AndyK]

I see this still hasn't been claimed yet?

[Rockette]

when the key is turned, the lock will close

[AndyK]

Exactly, but whern will that be?

[Rockette]

in the fullness of time

[Sue K]

... :coffee: ...

[mszee]

Well, say... it just isn't so...

[AndyK]

It isn't so, not for you anyway, because I've won.

[mszee]

Be nice...

[AndyK]

I always am ...

[mszee]

Well, then let me win for god's sake

[AndyK]

I can't. If I let you win then it would be a hollow victory would it not? To win and have that sense of achievement it must be a challenge.

[mszee]

Well, at least Neil is out of the running...it's between you and me now...

[AndyK]

Accept defeat, resistance is futile

[mszee]

*pout*

[AndyK]

is that you're "I give up face"?

[mszee]

No...actually...now that I know your holiday plans...I WILL win...cause everybody else has life...

[AndyK]

Depends on when the winner is announced ...

[mszee]

True...but I KNOW I can win this...I will be the last woman standing...

[AndyK]

You may be standing, but it won't be on the winners podium.

[mszee]

Might as well sit down then and wait, eh?

[samurai7]

dum-te-dum...

[mszee]

Right...how do you spell your name? Everybody seems to be spelling it differently...

[samurai7]

Right...how do you spell your name? Everybody seems to be spelling it differently...

S..O..N.. O..F.. M..E..A..T.. L..O..A..F :-P :roll: ;)

[mszee]

That's your real name...hmmm...oh well...thought it was something like Sean or Shaun or something like that...

[AndyK]

OK so we now know who's got first, second and third places, and can engrave the triphies accordingly,

[mszee]

I will get a trophy...you get a triphy...

[Lord Kagan]

you should be 10k posts today zina, good going

[samurai7]

That's your real name...hmmm...oh well...thought it was something like Sean or Shaun or something like that...

If you click on my signature, you'll be taken to a magical place where all will be revealed. Well, not all, but you know what I mean ;)

Oh yeah, and the prize is mine. Hands off you lot :p

[mszee]

I am too lazy to click...not too lazy to win though...

[Bren]

i win!!

[mszee]

Of course...

[AndyK]

... it's me again

[mszee]

Welcome back

[Lord Kagan]

:p

[Rockette]

I think the only key to lock this thread, is the one that keeps you locked into it, endlessly posting. ;)

[tinkerbell]

good evening

[Rockette]

Hello Tinkerbell

[tinkerbell]

hey Rockette :D

[Rockette]

Back at ya! But I don't get even, I get odder. :D

[AndyK]

You're telling us!

[tinkerbell]

Always get even, its sweeter

[AndyK]

I'd rather be ahead than get even

[mszee]

Why people are so delusional

[Lord Kagan]

like lord kagan, i'm always a winner

lol cheers jonty

[tinkerbell]

I do believe the throne/trophy belongs to Tinkerbell. :cheer:

[mszee]

Maybe to tinkerbell then...considering it's a fairy tale character and doesn't quite exist...yeah...possible...however...if we're talking about REAL people...it's me who is going to win...

[tinkerbell]

No fairytale i'll just fly into the lead.

:D

[mszee]

Fly away little bird...

[tinkerbell]

thanks

[AndyK]

Full of pizza and still winning

[tinkerbell]

cant win on an empty stomach :roll:

[AndyK]

exactly my point!

[Mick Loaf]

I win, if only for a short time...

[mszee]

Oh never...

[AndyK]

The only one who'll ever win is me ...

[mszee]

Yes...but it will happen in your dreams

[duke knooby]

cheatin, cheatin, cheatin in your dreams??

[AndyK]

I don't need to cheat, unlike some.

[mszee]

I am not cheating...

[AndyK]

Guilty conscience?

[mszee]

Who? Me?

[AndyK]

if the cap fits ...

[mszee]

No it doesn't...it's way too big...

[Rockette]

Okay, lock the thread, throw away the key, the winner is in the winning seat now.

[Sue K]

... happy friday morns peeps of the world ! ... :coffee: ...

[AndyK]

Still winning

[Sue K]

... congrats ! ... :D ...

[AndyK]

I thank you

[Rockette]

now I'm back to take over the winning spot

[AndyK]

No need, it's covered

[mszee]

1/2 day today, eh? Well, you just lost...

[samurai7]

So many deluded souls...

And only one prize... :p