Whoever posts last wins!

[Wario]

My teacher says Fair Enough alot!

[mszee]

Tell them to look in the dictionary for a new vocabulary...

[Lord Kagan]

Thats true, Meh i think i use it too much

[mszee]

I wonder how "meh" sounds...

[Lord Kagan]

never said it?

[mszee]

never said it?

No...don't think we use that? I would have known if heard it...

[Lord Kagan]

It basically a very shortened form of too bad, Im sure Americans use it.

In a sentence it would be "i should be doing some homework right now.. meh.."

[Mick Loaf]

Andy, you could start a who should win the whovever posts last wins thread poll, and we could vote for the winner.

I'd vote for me!

[mszee]

It basically a very shortened form of too bad, Im sure Americans use it.

In a sentence it would be "i should be doing some homework right now.. meh.."

NO

[Lord Kagan]

Andy, you could start a who should win the whovever posts last wins thread poll, and we could vote for the winner.

I'd vote for me!

You should vote for me :-P

[AndyK]

Why set up a poll, when Ive won it?

[Lord Kagan]

Mods get to win on the spot then?

[AndyK]

We have to have one perk of the job

[Mick Loaf]

And the winner is...

ME!

[Lord Kagan]

Im sure theres other Perks

[Lord Kagan]

Nope Mike its not :-P

[AndyK]

Im sure theres other Perks

Like what?

[Lord Kagan]

Like Neil being able to edit my SB posts for a laugh :-P One day ill get my own back.. *plots Neils demise*

[Mick Loaf]

We've all plotted Neil's demise at some atage or other, we should all get
together and come up with a plan. Some sort of exploding cake is one idea.

[Lord Kagan]

Spray his green jacket with cyanide? :-P Hmm

[AndyK]

We've all plotted Neil's demise at some atage or other, we should all get
together and come up with a plan. Some sort of exploding cake is one idea.

We tried that years ago ... it only gave him wind, that man has the constitution of a tank!

[Mick Loaf]

We could rig up some sort of system of wires and pullys attached to the jacket that would make him punch himself to death.

[AndyK]

... all he did then was spill a small amount of his beer and get upset ...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: My ears burning here? :bleh:

[mszee]

Excuse me...do you all need to be SEVERELY moderated???? :wtf:

Is there a mod around here???

[Mick Loaf]

I've clearly got a lot to learn about getting rid of Neil but it seems you guys haven't been too successful either.

[AndyK]

How can I be of assistance?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Infamy, infamy, they've all got it infame :shock:

[AndyK]

Ahh good old Kenneth Williams, got to love him!

[mszee]

How can I be of assistance?

Don't people like...get points or something for plotting to assassinate a super mod???

[Mick Loaf]

Oh S**t, I'm heading for my first points!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Actually they get frequent plotter miles when it comes to me :shock:

[mszee]

:twisted: Actually they get frequent plotter miles when it comes to me :shock:

Bwahahahaahaha...and with that they get what exactly?

[djfierce]

:bleh:
*pokes head in door*
*tippy toes back out

[AndyK]

Don't people like...get points or something for plotting to assassinate a super mod???


Only if they have an original idea that the other super mods haven't tried on Neil :))

[mszee]

Only if they have an original idea that the other super mods haven't tried on Neil :))

Oh price of popularity...:roll:

[Mick Loaf]

In that case, and if Neil doesn't mind(too much), what about
dropping a Panda playing a banjo on him from a moving train?

[mszee]

Well...if you must kill him...guess I must go with him???

Old viking tradition and all that? Or was it Egyptian or something????

Are you ready to take me down too???

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well so far users have won a dinner service, a blender, a weeks camping holiday in Lemmington Spa, Cuddly Toy, his and hers watches, a games table, tool kit, and an inflatable dolphin with battery operated fins.



Sadly, these users have not lived long enough to enjoy their hard earned gifts :wink:

Lemmington Spa was great :mrgreen:

[mszee]

I'll settle for cuddly toy...or even a card...

Should I then start plotting too??? :shock:

[AndyK]

I stil lhave that Dolphin too!

[The Flying Mouse]

In that case, and if Neil doesn't mind(too much), what about
dropping a Panda playing a banjo on him from a moving train?

:twisted: Dude, it didn't work last time, what makes you think you could get the job done? :roll:


I turned up at the hotel before RAH fresh as a daisy, in brand new panda skin shoes :mrgreen:

[Mick Loaf]

Are you ready to take me down too???

In a word.... YES.

[mszee]

In a word.... YES.

:shock:

Moi??? Innocent little lady???

*blink blink*...

[The Flying Mouse]

Well...if you must kill him...guess I must go with him???

Old viking tradition and all that? Or was it Egyptian or something????

Are you ready to take me down too???


:twisted: Cool, human shield 8)

[Lord Kagan]

I didnt do it

[mszee]

:twisted: Cool, human shield 8)

Thanks, hunni, for the honor!!! :heart:

[vrg]

Do I dare to step into this murder plot????:angst: To save the victim??

[mszee]

Do I dare to step into this murder plot????:angst: To save the victim??

VICTIMS...SOS...

[The Flying Mouse]

Do I dare to step into this murder plot????:angst: To save the victim??

:twisted: Don't worry Ginny, I doubt any of the kids around here are up to the job :mrgreen:

[vrg]

OK, Victims!

[Lord Kagan]

Now why save Neil Ginny? Hes mean to me :-P

[AndyK]

Can I just point out that to knock off a Super Mod, you have to be at least a Super Mod in the first place ... which narrows down who you can employ for the hit ...

[Mick Loaf]

This may prove more difficult than I thought, it seems like the others have tried everything and failed. I conceed at the moment but I'm about to try and get a ticket for Wembely on the 25th and a room at the Ibis so I'll maybe have a plan by then!

[mszee]

Can I just point out that to knock off a Super Mod, you have to be at least a Super Mod in the first place ... which narrows down who you can employ for the hit ...

Don't you feel just a little bit bad that you're taking me down with him???

[Lord Kagan]

This is moving too fast

[Mick Loaf]

It's great for increasing my posts though! :-P

[AndyK]

Don't you feel just a little bit bad that you're taking me down with him???

Having a conscience is for amateurs ... :twisted:

[Wario]

TELL ME ABOUT IT

[Lord Kagan]

It is, Aiming to be top poster Mike?

[mszee]

Having a conscience is for amateurs ... :twisted:

Last resort...blackmail...I have goods on you, hon...remember???

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Nah, everyone knows about the weekend with that sheep :roll:

[Mick Loaf]

It is, Aiming to be top poster Mike?

Nah, that train has sailed but I'd like to get enough to change my title thing.

[mszee]

:twisted: Nah, everyone knows about the weekend with that sheep :roll:

But I have pictures....

[Wario]

I quit, this is an impossible win. People post ever second. Four posts in two minutes.

:shock:

[Lord Kagan]

It gets quieter around 5pm ish GMT

[Wario]

.............. This is the most popular thread I ever saw

[djfierce]

Win :cheer:

[Lord Kagan]

Bloody Neil, I win

[mszee]

It gets quieter around 5pm ish GMT

EST dope...

[Wario]

:barf::cheer:

[Lord Kagan]

EST dope...

No need to be mean Zina :-P

[mszee]

No need to be mean Zina :-P

Oh I am on a war path, baby...I am on a war path...one more word out of you....and there will be HELL TO PAY...

[Wario]

why they call ya Zena? :|

[vrg]

That's a relief, Neil. It's too early to say good-bye to you, yet, lol.

[The Flying Mouse]

Oh I am on a war path, baby...I am on a war path...one more word out of you....and there will be HELL TO PAY...

:twisted: She's in a fine old mood tonight isn't she? :shock:

[mszee]

why they call ya Zena? :|

They don't...pay attention...

[mszee]

:twisted: She's in a fine old mood tonight isn't she? :shock:

Quoting Jonty: She is a nice one...no offence...

[Wario]

:doh: I need to read thoroughly....... :retard:

[vrg]

This does move fast! With President moving around, I have to disappear often, and then 2 pages are filled!

[Lord Kagan]

It helps if you dont read this thread, Makes matters worse

[Wario]

I'm too lazy to read this entire thread, it'll take me forever (literally)

[Lord Kagan]

Meh, Getting my posts up quickly

[The Flying Mouse]

With President moving around,

:twisted: I haven't moved anywhere :shock:

[Lord Kagan]

Got a very large head there Neil I see

[Mick Loaf]

That's my ticket for the 25th bought, Mick Loaf is coming back to London.

Oh and I'm winning!

[Wario]

I am ;)

Unless someone posts like now

[Lord Kagan]

I am

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Post :mrgreen:

[Lord Kagan]

:p Can you edit my posts here too Neil?

[Wario]

I stand corrected.

[Lord Kagan]

You should sit while you're at the pc :-P

[The Flying Mouse]

:p Can you edit my posts here too Neil?

:twisted: Yes I can :devil:

[Lord Kagan]

Guess Ill be PMing Chris or R soon :-P

[mszee]

Alright...gotsa go home now...

It was LOTS of fun...

Will login from home to claim my crown...

[Lord Kagan]

Have fun, Dont miss us

[The Flying Mouse]

Guess Ill be PMing Chris or R soon :-P

:twisted: Unless I take away your PM function, or just ban you :mrgreen:

Have fun, Dont miss us

Well, you can miss me, but make sure you HIT Carl :p

[AndyK]

Last resort...blackmail...I have goods on you, hon...remember???

You have as much on me as I have on you?


:twisted: Nah, everyone knows about the weekend with that sheep :roll:

I was flock sitting for Chris ...


But I have pictures....


And I took them so I have the negatives

[duke knooby]

ban me instead

[AndyK]

For what exactly?

[Lord Kagan]

ban me instead

Taking the ban for me? Brave man

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: For kicks? :mrgreen:

[Lord Kagan]

:twisted: Unless I take away your PM function, or just ban you :mrgreen:




What if Ive already PMed one of them? :-P

[duke knooby]

yeah, for laugh, sounds like fun
never tried it before

[Lord Kagan]

I predict one day there will be a revolution here

[Lord Kagan]

Viva La MLUKFC???

[AndyK]

Oi! Move that barricade along now! You're blocking the thread!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I'm off for the night.

Keep an eye on them Andy :bleh:

[duke knooby]

cheerio then

[Lord Kagan]

OOOOOOH i could so take advantage of you being gone Neil :-P

[Lord Kagan]

Jonty, What do you say we change this to the jonty and carl appreciation site?

[AndyK]

Jonty, What do you say we change this to the jonty and carl appreciation site?

Well if you want to taker over paying for the hosting fees, domain name, admin charges etc then feel free to make us an offer ...

[duke knooby]

good plan, only i'm not appreciated

[Lord Kagan]

Well if you want to taker over paying for the hosting fees, domain name, admin charges etc then feel free to make us an offer ...

I offer 0

[Lord Kagan]

good plan, only i'm not appreciated

course you are jonty

[duke knooby]

not soo bad then

[AndyK]

I offer 0


Let me make this clear for the hard of understanding ...


NO!

[Sue K]

... :coffee: ...

[SW31]

hi

[mszee]

You have as much on me as I have on you?




I was flock sitting for Chris ...





And I took them so I have the negatives

Ummm...think we're about equal in that department? Except that you're a super mod and I ain't...

Negatives??? What year is your camera??? :shock:

[mszee]

ban me instead

For what exactly?

For being dopey...capital offence...

[vrg]

You're back!

[mszee]

You're back!

Yes...and you should go home now...

[vrg]

Will be at least an hour; maybe more.

[MeatGrl1]

That sucks!

[Mick Loaf]

night all

[duke knooby]

bye mick

[SW31]

night

[mszee]

night

[vrg]

Night.

[tinkerbell]

:shock:

[SW31]

hello

[mszee]

hello

[tinkerbell]

hey :D

[SW31]

welcome

[tinkerbell]

Gracias

[SW31]

no i havn't been sitting on grass today

[tinkerbell]

one never knows :shrug:

[SW31]

true true

[tinkerbell]

:yay::yay::yay:

[mszee]

Not quite yet...

[SW31]

oho

[mszee]

no

[JanT]

:coffee:

[mszee]

Time to sleep, Jan

[SW31]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[mszee]

yep

[SW31]

ok

[mszee]

sure

[SW31]

fine

[mszee]

be like that

[JanT]

Time to sleep, Jan

Can't sleep, when I lay down I cough like a chainsmoker, I cough so hard it gives me headache AND makes my throat sore again. :(

[SW31]

raise your pillow

[mszee]

Jan,did you go to the doctor?

[JanT]

I made an appointment, Tuesday morning it is for. Couldn't fit me in any earlier.

[mszee]

You will get better by then...or worse...that's way too far away...can you go to some urgent care of something?

[JanT]

No because it isn't classed as urgent.

[SW31]

should have told them you think you have bronchitis? you would of got in earlier

[mszee]

What if it's a strep?

[JanT]

What if it's a strep?

What's a "strep"?

should have told them you think you have bronchitis? you would of got in earlier

Same rules apply. Everyone else who has booked has something wrong with them.

[mszee]

I will probably misspell it but strep is a streptocock infection...VERY contagious and should be treated with antibiotics as soon as possible...

[duke knooby]

a streptocock? do u treat it buy feeding strepsils to you ****? not so good sounding!

[mszee]

a streptocock? do u treat it buy feeding strepsils to you ****? not so good sounding!

****** off you bastid...****** off...no offence...

[Wario]

Strep throat. Is that what ya mean? Just had that a day or two ago.

[mszee]

Yep...UKers don't know what it is though...

[Wario]

yea, its the one thing Barney never taught us.

[mszee]

What?

[Wario]

Strep , Barney never taught us it. LOL

[mszee]

I am not into Barney really...is that a purple dinosaur? That one?

[gatewaytohell]

Purple dinosaur...sounds tasty. *chants methodically*

[Rockette]

All very psychedelic in here today.

[Sue K]

... happy fridays peeps of the world !! ... :weee: ...

[Caelan]

hello
have a nice day

[AndyK]

Morning all, I can't seem to win in the office this morning, but at least I'm still in the lead here!

[Monstro]

Not having much luck here either then Andy!!!!

[AndyK]

I wouldn't be so sure about that!

[Monstro]

About what?

[AndyK]

About something that escapes my memory right now, it's an age thing, sure you're well aware of that experience? :lmao:

[Monstro]

Yes, I've met you and seen it in action

[mszee]

Oh please...take a number all and stand in line...queen is back!

[Caelan]

:yikes:

[AndyK]

Thanks for organising the queue Zina, now I'll receive fans one at a time and am only signing one thing!

[Caelan]

:shock:

[mszee]

Mr. King has a big head...did you book an extra bed for May? Just for your head??? :twisted:

[AndyK]

As if I need to sleep ...

[mszee]

As if I need to sleep ...

Don't you? Don't we all?

[AndyK]

Nah ... but if passes time.

[mszee]

True...it does pass time...

[meat_loaf]

Nope I Win!!!

[mszee]

Good for you!

[djfierce]

umm has neil been bumped off yet :?:shock:

[mszee]

Yep...think he is gone for good!!! I win for BOTH of us...

[Mick Loaf]

Until now!

[mszee]

Can I rate your avatar instead of you winning?

[AndyK]

You can do what you like (within reason) coz you're not winning

[mszee]

Define "within reason"

[AndyK]

well if you're doing it on here, you know the rules, if you're doing it elsewhere, don't get caught :))

[djfierce]

just talk amongst yourselves while i take the win ;)

[Lord Kagan]

Im baack

[AndyK]

School must have finished then ? :))

[mszee]

Is work finished?

[Lord Kagan]

:-P

[Lord Kagan]

School must have finished then ? :))

It has Andy :-P

[mszee]

I see you keep on winning on your own self...great!

[Lord Kagan]

I do, This way i win and keep up post count

[mszee]

Can you please exchange avatars back? This is SO confusing...

[AndyK]

Excessive post-whoring ist verboten ;-)

[Lord Kagan]

Can you please exchange avatars back? This is SO confusing...

Ill PM RJ now, Im confused aswell

[Lord Kagan]

This better Zina?

[mszee]

This better Zina?

Think it's a bit better...stick it into rating avatar thread and see what people think...

[mszee]

I like your picture...why don't you use that as an avatar?

[Lord Kagan]

My pic on what we look like?

[Lord Kagan]

Think it's a bit better...stick it into rating avatar thread and see what people think...

And done

[mszee]

My pic on what we look like?

yes

[Mick Loaf]

Evening ladies.

[mszee]

Ladies? Where do you see ladies here??? :shock:

[AndyK]

I only see my trophy!

[LucyK!]

In my hand!

[AndyK]

Well give it back :p

[LucyK!]

I didn't intend that to sound quite as it did... :s

[AndyK]

That's just your mind love!

[LucyK!]

My mind!

[Lord Kagan]

I dont like the pic of me much

[AndyK]

My mind!

Well you were the one who thought it sounded worse than it did ...

[mszee]

:cool:

[AndyK]

Still winning

[mszee]

But, of course, dear sir...

[AndyK]

I thank you

[Monstro]

You're welcome

[AndyK]

Oh look, another Johnny-come-lately glory hunter :))

[mszee]

Can I have a bigger PM box???

[Lord Kagan]

CAn i have a million pounds?

[mszee]

Can I have 1/2 million...will be about the same in dollars

[Monstro]

Oh look, another Johnny-come-lately glory hunter :))

As oposed to you coming first?????

[AndyK]

Indeed

[Lord Kagan]

If only wishes here came true

[Monstro]

You gotta have a star first

[AndyK]

or a fairy godmother

[mszee]

Has nothing to say...so says nothing...

[Lord Kagan]

Plenty out tonight

[mszee]

:shock:

[AndyK]

We should charge admission

[mszee]

:twisted:

[Lord Kagan]

Meant stars, But you can never be to sure

[Monstro]

lol

[Lord Kagan]

You never know people these days *cough* RJ wears drag *cough*

[Monstro]

and looks better for it lol

[mszee]

Both of you are in drag...

[Lord Kagan]

Nope Zina, Nope

[mszee]

Oh I don't know...