Whoever posts last wins!

[Blackkat13]

I win

[firefly]

No!!! I win!!! lol

[Mick Loaf]

;) :D Oh really.;)

[tinkerbell]

sneak in for a win, evening all:D

[Mick Loaf]

;) evening but you weren't winning for long;)

[tinkerbell]

Oh im still here

[duke knooby]

can't wait for page 666

[AndyK]

Well it may not make it that far, since I've just won ...

[duke knooby]

is that right?

[AndyK]

Indeed it is

[mszee]

You can't win...simply because you travel too much...admit your defeat...

[duke knooby]

yeah, to france, you can't be a winner when your always in france

[AndyK]

In theory though that means I can post tiwce as often as I'm regularly in different time zones on the same day ...

[tinkerbell]

Only takes 1 to win:shock:

[Mick Loaf]

:D Haven't seen you winning for a while Andy. or now as I think about it.:D

[AndyK]

Been busy saving the universe again Mick ... you know what it's like :))

[duke knooby]

no

[AndyK]

Well you wouldn't (no offence)

[Mick Loaf]

Well you wouldn't (no offence)

LMAO:lol:

[mszee]

Well, if you travelled to the States...could be two VERY different zones...but France and England??? Forgive me...

[duke knooby]

i forgive you, what did you do though??

[AndyK]

You're forgiven ... mainland Europe is an hour ahead, therefore it's a different timezone QED.

[Mick Loaf]

So the world is safe for another day Andy?

[AndyK]

Well, it's got another hour and thirty seven minutes ...

[firefly]

:wave:

[Mick Loaf]

sounds like an episode of 24!

[duke knooby]

give me something to believe in

[firefly]

Hi Babe!!!

[Mick Loaf]

Santa!

[duke knooby]

alright kid?

[mszee]

I wish you all went to bed...it's late for you all already...

[firefly]

I wish you all went to bed...it's late for you all already...The night is still young..:D

[duke knooby]

yet i'm knackered

[Mick Loaf]

And losing!

[duke knooby]

i cant miss page 666

[firefly]

And i'm winning:-P

[Mick Loaf]

Good for you!

[firefly]

Well... I do alway's win! lol

[Mick Loaf]

really?

[duke knooby]

fair enough, your winning like the welsh rugby team... no offence

[firefly]

Do you both really think you can win!!

[duke knooby]

do you really think wales can??

[Mick Loaf]

I do think I can win

[SW31]

ENGLAND are back winning

[duke knooby]

what have england won?? do tell

[firefly]

ENGLAND are back winning

Hey Chris!! where did you come from? lol

[tinkerbell]

win win win:D

[firefly]

So i do!!!! lol

[SW31]

what have england won?? do tell

calcutter cup




oops i win

[tinkerbell]

not for long:D

[duke knooby]

and whats the calcutter cup?

[djfierce]

:lmao:


oh well one post, and a quick win before i set off,still loads of ruddy chores to do before bed :(

[SW31]

win -- -- -- ing

[tinkerbell]

:shock:

[Mick Loaf]

night

[duke knooby]

nearing 666

[tinkerbell]

nite mick:roll:

[duke knooby]

night mick

[Blackkat13]

:wave:

[firefly]

do you really think wales can??
Yes!!! We will win!!!! like i always do!!

[SW31]

sorry no we all win

[tinkerbell]

I win you mean

[SW31]

NO

[firefly]

Like i said babe.. i always win!!

[AndyK]

Except in this case ...

[mszee]

Yep...and thus spake Zee

[djfierce]

:p

[firefly]

Oops... me again:wave: :cheer:

[mszee]

Well, it's always you, isn't it?

[Betty]

or me... ;)
winning!!

[AndyK]

Never mind winning ... I've won!

[firefly]

Well, it's always you, isn't it?
Hi Zina.

Sure is babe;)

[mszee]

Hi Zina.

Sure is babe;)

Well, good luck then!!! All the best!!!

[AndyK]

Luck has nothing to do with it.

[Mick Loaf]

Win win win!

[mszee]

Good job!

[Mick Loaf]

:D thanks:D

[mszee]

Ahhh...always happy for a friend!!!

[djfierce]

:)):0mghi2u:

[AndyK]

Winner. Again!

[mszee]

:faint:

And gorgeous to boot...AND a super mod...ahhh...be still my :heart:

WINNER IS HERE!!!:twisted:

[Mick Loaf]

:shock:

[mszee]

Oh don't look so shocked...you're handsome too!

[AndyK]

Looks don't play a part in winning ...

[djfierce]

it's just as well then :lmao:

[mszee]

Oh well...then it's ok if I win...

[AndyK]

But you don't.

[mszee]

But you said looks have nothing to do with it???

[AndyK]

It's not a case of what has nothing to do with it, it's a case of what has everything to do with it.

[mszee]

My head is spinning from all your philosophizing...I win...and that's that...

[AndyK]

But you don't, so that can't be that, that has to be this.

[mszee]

And it's not like we haven't been here before...deja vu of gargantuan proportions...

[AndyK]

If you can't stand the heat ...

[mszee]

Who told you I can't??? :shock:

[Mick Loaf]

If you can't stand the heat ...

Do some ironing instead!:D :lol: ;)

[AndyK]

Or the hoovering ...

[mszee]

I don't do THAT...

[AndyK]

Well you can't win if you don't Hoover...

[djfierce]

:shock:

<<takes the win while they're all bickering

[firefly]

:wave: Me again!:lol:

[AndyK]

Who said we were bickering?

[firefly]

Hi Andy!
Still me.

[mszee]

Me and Andy bickering???

We would give a winner's prize to each other in a heart beat...

Just not today...

[JanT]

"In a heartbeat"... someone else says that, escapes me who though.

[djfierce]

Who said we were bickering?

I did :?

ok then ;)


Edit on previous post :devil:
<takes the win while they are exchanging controversial views on what a woman should be doing instead of taking their win :?

is that better? :))

[mszee]

Actually, you can all win soon...I am going home...but I think I will be back...having too much fun now here...

[djfierce]

i'll keep ya spot warm ;)

[AndyK]

No one said it was a job that a woman should be doing ... that was your own personal paranoia kicking in. Of course if anyone wants to volunteer ...

[djfierce]

paranoia i can barely spell it let alone practice it :lmao:

[AndyK]

Come back and have a go at winning this thread when you can spell it then :lmao:

[Monstro]

losers

[AndyK]

Couldn't agree more

[Monstro]

But they just don't realise!!!

[AndyK]

None of them ever do!!

[Mick Loaf]

Or the hoovering ...

I always thought that hoovering should be a prerequisite to winning this thread!:lol: :lmao:

[AndyK]

... as should ironing, dusting and saving the universe ...

[Monstro]

I always thought that hoovering should be a prerequisite to winning this thread!:lol: :lmao:

The only thing that hoovering is a prerequisite to is backache!!!!!!!!

You lose!!!!!

[AndyK]

There are so many of those about this evening.

[Mick Loaf]

Sneaks back in while you rub your sore back!

[AndyK]

Sneaking won't help.

[Mick Loaf]

Ok. No sneaking this time. Here I am everyone, winning!:cool:

[AndyK]

Not sneaking won't help you either.

[Monstro]

Will anything help???

[AndyK]

Bribes to me...

[tinkerbell]

Hey, winning again:roll:

[Monstro]

Ok, who invited Tinkerbell to the party??????

[AndyK]

Wasn't me.

[djfierce]

right you orrible lot :evil:

I'm winning now :p

[Mick Loaf]

Does whisky count as a bribe?

[tinkerbell]

Too bad im here to stay:shock:

[djfierce]

well i actually like my bed :))

So bye for today :wave:

[Mick Loaf]

Quick win before bed, night all!

[Monstro]

Does whisky count as a bribe?

With me it counts as a prelude to sex lol

[duke knooby]

the magical p666, i couldnt miss this

[SW31]

climax before the fall

[Monstro]

lol

[Betty]

Hi everyone!!

hmm... winning!:-P

[AndyK]

Hmmmyou aren't Betty, sorry and all that.

[duke knooby]

don't be sad, page 666 aint bad

[Monstro]

Do I feel sorry for Betty????? LOL NO!!!!

[firefly]

Can anyone join in...

HELLO!!! ME AGAIN!! xx

[AndyK]

Anyone can, but only one person can win ...

[Monstro]

Join in if you want, but don't get your hopes up!!!!

[Betty]

Did Michael say anything???
Thought I´ve seen something, but no must be wrong there :twisted:

Thanks Andy, even if you don´t mean your words :-P

So I´m winning, again!!

[duke knooby]

666

[Monstro]

Hmmmmm, Betty's taking the micky out of me, how should I respond????

[AndyK]

Hmmmmm, Betty's taking the micky out of me, how should I respond????

Attack is the best form of defence ... or change your name to Frank and talk about the cat in the hallway ...

[SW31]

W.I.N.N.I.N.G

[Monstro]

Attack is the best form of defence ... or change your name to Frank and talk about the cat in the hallway ...

Don't get that but at leats I'm winning

[duke knooby]

uh huh

[SW31]

sorry that would be no

[AndyK]

You lot still not given up yet?

[Betty]

And again those little voices...
Strange thing :shrug:

[Monstro]

And again those little voices...
Strange thing :shrug:

Only strange if they're telling you to do weird things

[Monstro]

Only strange if they're telling you to do weird things

Like talk to Andy

[AndyK]

Like talk to Andy


You could do worse ...

[Betty]

Only strange if they're telling you to do weird things

They didn´t tell me anything so far...

So I think it´s not that bad. At least the voices make me feel less alone at the mo :-)

[Monstro]

Then they're boring voices, only listen if they tell you to do things lol

[AndyK]

What about the voices that sing you songs?

[Monstro]

they talk to you in many ways!!!!

[duke knooby]

do they say.. your not winning anymore?

[Monstro]

No, they say go back into chat where you belong and ignore us talking in the forum lol

[Betty]

No they say the winner takes it all!!!! :-P

[Monstro]

<<<<Resists take me then comment lol

[AndyK]

You've all still lost.

[Betty]

Better for your health!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

For tonight it´s the last time I´m winning, g´nite eveyone!! x

[Monstro]

G'nite Betty xxx

[AndyK]

Good night.

[Monstro]

you still lose Andy

[duke knooby]

loser

[Monstro]

Hello, is Jonty bored with the chatroom?????

[duke knooby]

im omnipresent

[AndyK]

Does your priest know?

[duke knooby]

didnt know i had a priest

[AndyK]

Well you can't be omnipresent then

[duke knooby]

can i be ubiquitous then?

[AndyK]

How about youbequietaroundus?

[duke knooby]

if you want, ok

[AndyK]

Thank you!

[Monstro]

Ur welcome

[AndyK]

I'm also the winner

[duke knooby]

no michaels a winner, your a king

[SW31]

doh

[duke knooby]

wins for a bit

[Monstro]

Bit of what?

[mszee]

Ah, who knows...I am the clear winner here...

[JanT]

:coffee:

[firefly]

What a nice morning:wave:

[AndyK]

If you're a penguin it is! As I'm not a penguin, I must be the winner

[firefly]

:shock: Do I look like a penguin..NO!:lol: I win;)

[AndyK]

I can't comment on that.

[firefly]

:shock:

[SW31]

hello all what lovely weather -- oh i win

[mszee]

:shock: Do I look like a penguin..NO!:lol: I win;)

:pics:

[SW31]

no no pics it might upset the site

[mszee]

no no pics it might upset the site

Are you implying you've seen firefly's pics??? :shock:

[SW31]

no just posting

[firefly]

Are you implying you've seen firefly's pics??? :shock:
No one has babe... i'll have to ask SOML to put one on site for me.;)

[mszee]

No one has babe... i'll have to ask SOML to put one on site for me.;)

Who is SOML?

Sorry for being thick...I ain't British...

[firefly]

Who is SOML?

Sorry for being thick...I ain't British...
Son of meat loaf.... :-) but will have to send one first

[mszee]

Son of meat loaf.... :-) but will have to send one first

OK...as long as it's not SOB...hahahahahaha...

And by the way...I win...;)

[AndyK]

When will you accept that you don't win?

[mszee]

Well...I am one of those that NEVER learn...you should know it by now...close enough mate...

[AndyK]

True enough, but you can teach an old one new ones you know :lmao:

[mszee]

Maybe YOUR dog...but not THIS OLD COW, dear...

[firefly]

:cheer: Hi ...I here again.

[Mick Loaf]

:cool:

[SW31]

quickie win before match

[AndyK]

that was quick :))

[SW31]

easy mr king

[AndyK]

You think so?

[djfierce]

:shock: wont ask what these guys are quick at :shock:

[AndyK]

Winning here.

[djfierce]

nah dont think so ;)

[AndyK]

Care to take a wager on it?

[mszee]

Weren't your hands cold or something? Go warm them up...

[AndyK]

That was hours ago ... am now fighting fit to type

[djfierce]

ah the fighting type eh? :devil:

[AndyK]

I only fight for what I beleive is right ... like my ultimate victory here.

[djfierce]

well we will delay that for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong time then ;)

[AndyK]

Maybe, maybe not.

[mszee]

Everybody knows that you can't win here...big deal...:cool:

[AndyK]

Everybody thinks you can't ...

[samurai7]

Ah, but I know different...

[AndyK]

You may know, but have you the metal to see it out to the end?

[mszee]

Metal??? Precious Metal????

[AndyK]

Strong metal.

[mszee]

Platinum??? :mrgreen:

[AndyK]

Was really thinking of nerves of steel.

[mszee]

Well, I have nerves of gold...easily bendable...:lol:

[AndyK]

Best step away from this thread then.

[mszee]

I will in a few...will be time to go home...and also to visit Claire's doctor on the way...who will tell me I am allergic to England...

Pfffffttttt...I already know it...

[AndyK]

Will the doctor tell you you've lost here too?

[mszee]

Don't think so...not his specialty...not a shrink like yours...

[AndyK]

I don't have a shrink.

[mszee]

He already shrunk you...I heard you used to be 7 ft tall

[Mick Loaf]

Win for me!

[AndyK]

OK Mick. I dedicate this win of mine to Mick Loaf.

[mszee]

Great...I dedicate mine to The Flying Mouse...just because I can...

[AndyK]

But it's not yours to dedicate.

[mszee]

Is it yours then???

[Hypnobabe]

Nope, it's mine...

And I dedicate it to myself...

[mszee]

Claire, you're ill...go and lay down...

[AndyK]

Delusional more like.

[Hypnobabe]

Luckily I'm my own shrink... and I say I'm perfectly mentally healthy... occasionally....

[AndyK]

Hmmm who polices the police springs to mind.

Whatever, you've still not won.

[Hypnobabe]

Who polices the police... that's something about custard, isn't it....

anyway, I'm a hypnotherapist, not a police officer...

and I'm winning again...

[AndyK]

Don't think the uniform would suit you ...

and you're not.

[Hypnobabe]

Fine... be like that then...

[AndyK]

I will :p