Whoever posts last wins!

[Monstro]

Everey tried rolling a smoke with three foot of tape holding tissue paper on your thumb?????

<<<Makes mental note to buy first aid kit lol

[AndyK]

Can't say I have no ... and it's not something I'd go out of my way to experience!

[Monstro]

Beats the Krypton factor challenges anyday!!!!!!!!

[AndyK]

But how about the Crystal Maze challenges?

[Monstro]

Even Mumsie would've struggled!!!

[mszee]

Not asking any questions of the darned foreigners...just winning...

[AndyK]

I can appreciate your dilemma and disability ... just tried to roll one without using my right thumb ... papers, filter tips and tobacco everywhere :lmao:

[Monstro]

Makes it fun though!!!!!

[AndyK]

Certainly entertained those around me in the office!

[Monstro]

Taking a guess here but I reckon not a lot must happen there lol

[AndyK]

Most of them don't get out much no. :lmao:

[Monstro]

Winning

[AndyK]

Sure?

[Monstro]

Yep

[AndyK]

Oh!

How's the thumb? It seems to be slowing your posting down

[mszee]

:up:

[Monstro]

Hurts now lol

[mszee]

poor

[Betty]

Hey everyone!! :0mghi2u:

[mszee]

Hi, Betty!!!

[Monstro]

Hi Betty

[mszee]

Hi, Michael...

[Monstro]

Hiya Zina

[mszee]

Hiya Zina

How's your finger??? :shock:

[Monstro]

Sore lol but not bleeding anymore!!!

[mszee]

Can I kiss it and make it all better???

Hey...what we talked about the other night...just might be coming true????

[Monstro]

I'm having enough trouble remembering last night lol

[mszee]

Well, last night I am pretty sure I've slept in my bed...although the word slept doesn't quite apply...no, actually I was playing a computer game most of the night...

[tinkerbell]

Winning :yay:

[AndyK]

Close but no banana ...

[mszee]

I don't even eat bananas...keep 'em...

[Monstro]

I like bananas

[tinkerbell]

who's banana's?

[mszee]

Huh?

[Monstro]

with sugar and evaporated milk!!!!!

[AndyK]

You're all bananas, but I win.

[Monstro]

thought you were more nuts

[tinkerbell]

Oh! i like nuts (peanuts):D

[mszee]

Don't know any bananas...well...

In any event...know PLENTY of nuts...

ESPECIALLY here...

[Betty]

Hi Zina, Hi Michael :-)

[mszee]

Hello again

[Betty]

;)
Been just a few minutes online earlier...
Didn´t see your reply then.

How are you doin´??

[Lord Kagan]

I win :-P you can all go home now

[Monstro]

Who wins?

[Betty]

me!
who else?? :shock:

[Monstro]

Wrong!!

[Betty]

I´m never wrong!!!:-P

[AndyK]

Apart from now.

[Monstro]

Andy's right again

[Betty]

well, ok and some other times ... I admit it:roll:
But I´m winning now, so I can´t be that wrong at the mo

[AndyK]

But you are now ...

[Betty]

that back and forth is confusing me :tard: lol

[Monstro]

I'm used to it

[Betty]

So will I be when it continues like this

[Monstro]

It's great training

[Betty]

yes...probably

[Monstro]

tho I'm still winning

[AndyK]

You were

[Monstro]

ok, now then

[Betty]

just as you were Andy

[Monstro]

I second that

[AndyK]

I thought Jimmy Saville was from Leeds not South Shields :lmao:

[Monstro]

close but no cigar lol

[AndyK]

Can you fix it?

[Monstro]

Yes he can

[Betty]

and I can win here

[Monstro]

can you?

[AndyK]

So are you Jimmy or Bob?

[Monstro]

Not Bob lol

[Betty]

Dunno both of them
But I prefer the name Jimmy to Bob... :D
So Jimmy then

[AndyK]

Jimmy Monstro has a certain ring to it doesn't it?

[Monstro]

Jimmy Monstro has a certain ring to it doesn't it?

LOL

[AndyK]

You now have a new forum name ...

[Monstro]

Already changed it once lol

[duke knooby]

when did u change it loafer??

[Monstro]

yep

[AndyK]

Winning

[Monstro]

nope

[AndyK]

Yep

[tinkerbell]

I Win:roll:

[Monstro]

ok, who invited Tinkerbell????

[Betty]

I did!
Hi tinkerbell ;)

[tinkerbell]

Hey Betty:D

[Monstro]

still losing tho

[tinkerbell]

Never

[Betty]

no way, tinkerbell and me are working as a team now!
Right, tinkerbell?? :D

[Monstro]

really

[tinkerbell]

Yep

[Monstro]

ok

[tinkerbell]

:cheers:

[Betty]

LOL
*shakes hands with tinkerbell* :))

[Monstro]

bottoms up

[tinkerbell]

:yay:

[mszee]

:cool:

[tinkerbell]

Hello:D

[Monstro]

Thought you'd gone quiet in chat Tinkerbell lol

[AndyK]

I'm still winning.

[Monstro]

huh

[tinkerbell]

Im still here:D

[SW31]

here to join the fun

[tinkerbell]

welcome chris:cool:

[Monstro]

yes, welcome

[tinkerbell]

still winning:D

[duke knooby]

slips a win in before the inevitable ban

[tinkerbell]

Now Now :roll: you're grand:twisted:

[AndyK]

still winning

[tinkerbell]

I see:roll:

[duke knooby]

me thinks i'm in trouble again

[tinkerbell]

Wat now?:shock:

[JanT]

:coffee:

[tinkerbell]

winning:D

[SW31]

nope --------------------- smiley

[tinkerbell]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[SW31]

still not WINNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[tinkerbell]

lol:roll:

[SW31]

never gonna give it up

[tinkerbell]

Nope:D

[SW31]

me nither

[tinkerbell]

ok:D

[SW31]

need some sleep

[tinkerbell]

ok nite:roll:

[SW31]

who said anything about leaving

[tinkerbell]

u did

[duke knooby]

bye

[tinkerbell]

nite nite

[JanT]

:coffee:

[Monstro]

winning

[AndyK]

I'm winning too

[Monstro]

good feeling isn't it

[AndyK]

It's up there with the other good ones yeah :twisted:

[Betty]

winning...!!

[AndyK]

Betty you need to see someone about these delusions you suffer from :lmao:

[Monstro]

You could go with her lol

[SamCat]

Winning and its 2:35am!!!!

[Monstro]

Tickets came today Em!!!!!!

[Betty]

Betty you need to see someone about these delusions you suffer from :lmao:

:p

Not suffering from delusions!!
Not suffering from anything!
Just stating the obvious... me winning! :mrgreen:

[duke knooby]

i win again

[Monstro]

wrong

[duke knooby]

i win again

[Monstro]

and wrong again

[duke knooby]

i loose again???

[Monstro]

Ah, now you're right!!!!

[Betty]

thank you knooby!!!
Now I have an earworm...

There´s no fight you can´t fight
This battle of love with me
You win again
So little time
We do nothing but compete
There´s no life on earth
No other could see me through
You win again
Some never try
But if anybody can, we can
And I´ll be, I´ll be, I'll be, I'll be
Following you

:roll: :D

[Monstro]

Bee Gee's, had to think for a moment

[Betty]

Think it´s less embarrassing to think for a moment, than to recognise it after reading just the first two words of the chorus!!! ;)

[duke knooby]

im sorry you had to think about that, still its a good song

[Monstro]

They do write a good tune

[Betty]

;)
no worries...

haven´t heard that song for a while, so that was my opportunity to listen to it again :lol:

[duke knooby]

you listen, i'll win again

[Monstro]

and wrong again!!!!

[duke knooby]

referee

[Monstro]

<<<<waves red card

[Hypnobabe]

Must be my turn to win again... haven't done it for a while...

[Monstro]

<<<<waves yellow card

[Betty]

Hey Hypnobabe !!

[Monstro]

Don't encourage her!!!!!

[Betty]

c´mon Hypnobabe!
Go ahead and win ;)

[Monstro]

huh

[Hypnobabe]

I don't need any encouragement... I'm perfectly bad enough all by myself...

[Betty]

hmm ok... then it´s me winning

[Monstro]

I don't need any encouragement... I'm perfectly bad enough all by myself...

So the rumours are true!!!!

[Hypnobabe]

I'm surprised it's taken you this long to have heard them, Michael!!

P. S. I'm winning again....

[duke knooby]

what rumours??

[tinkerbell]

Evening all. Winning:D

[Hypnobabe]

Evening Tinkerbell...

[Betty]

Hiya tinkerbell ;)

[tinkerbell]

Hey girls:roll:

[duke knooby]

well the thing is.. im still alive, no still winning

[tinkerbell]

good :roll:

[duke knooby]

well not so bad at least

[Betty]

G´nite everyone!! :0mghi2u: ;)

[tinkerbell]

I just love to win:D

[duke knooby]

bye bye betty

[tinkerbell]

yeah bye bye

[duke knooby]

slips the beautiful blue leyland into first place

[tinkerbell]

reverse:cool:

[duke knooby]

low, med or high ratio??

[tinkerbell]

wat theres only one reverse.:roll:

[duke knooby]

3 reverses in one of those

[tinkerbell]

really, i only need 1:roll:

[duke knooby]

i need to back track quicker than most at times though

[tinkerbell]

Gets u outta a load of shite fast:roll:

[duke knooby]

usually no, i end up stuck in it

[tinkerbell]

yuk:roll:

[duke knooby]

welcome to the jungle

[tinkerbell]

u tarzan?

[duke knooby]

some might say

[tinkerbell]

or cheetah?

[tinkerbell]

Nite;)

[SW31]

nite miss over a 1000 posts

[JanT]

Am I the only one online ??? :shock:

[SamCat]

And i dont even have to get up early to post at 6am!!!

[Betty]

lol
Hey Em :D

well... 7am here. Really time to get up.
Just one last win for now.
Winning!

[SamCat]

Hiya how are you?

[Monstro]

Hiya Em

[Betty]

Hiya how are you?

dunno how I was this morning, but I think...umm... tired ;)
and that hasn´t changed so far :D

Hope you´re having a great time, Em!

Win for the evening...

[JanT]

:coffee:

[Monstro]

Howdo

[JanT]

Hello :) How are you? :coffee:

[Monstro]

Ok ta, could be worse!!!!

[duke knooby]

now i can win for a bit

[Lord Kagan]

I win

[duke knooby]

nearly time i was winning

[Lord Kagan]

God has left the building so ill win

[duke knooby]

ok then

[Lord Kagan]

:p

[duke knooby]

wining again

[Betty]

uuuh knooby, that was very close to an earworm again ;)

[duke knooby]

to a what????

[Betty]

catchy tune???

[tinkerbell]

winning:D

[Betty]

no way :-P

[tinkerbell]

yep fraid so:cool:

[Betty]

you sure???
hmm I don´t know:?

[tinkerbell]

I'm sure:roll:

[Betty]

Be sure with rolling eyes...
Not very convincing :D

[tinkerbell]

:twisted: hows that?

[Monstro]

very good

[tinkerbell]

Im not really evil:|

[firefly]

But i am!! lol

[Betty]

just pretend you are for a bit... that´ll probably make it easier to win ;)

[JanT]

:yay:

[tinkerbell]

:twisted: ok

[Monstro]

????

[tinkerbell]

:nuts:

[Betty]

well, not bad for the beginning...
you´ll improve it, I´m sure!!
keep trying:D

[Monstro]

must get better

[tinkerbell]

still winning

[Monstro]

you were

[Betty]

and now I am

[JanT]

:coffee:

[Monstro]

good idea, puts kettle on

[duke knooby]

back winning

[Monstro]

In a tractor??? Too slow

[tinkerbell]

:yay:

[duke knooby]

sometimes slow is good

[tinkerbell]

If u say so

[Monstro]

doesn't really get you there though does it?

[duke knooby]

gets me to the winning post

[Monstro]

yeah........LAST

[duke knooby]

its the taking part that counts

[Monstro]

And we're always glad to see you

[duke knooby]

im just glad to see a funny comment

[Monstro]

I'm just glad to see me winning

[duke knooby]

and thats a funny comment

[Monstro]

see, not quick enough

[tinkerbell]

Winning:D

[Monstro]

well done!!!!!

[duke knooby]

less than 400 posts till i can retire, thank goodness

[tinkerbell]

Thanks