Things NOT to fill a pie with ... [Archive]

RadioMaster

09 Apr 2006, 20:13

Something, that i saw on american pie...

09 Apr 2006, 20:17

Haggis

AndrewG

09 Apr 2006, 20:19

an electric chainsaw

09 Apr 2006, 20:23

Barbwire

RadioMaster

09 Apr 2006, 20:35

peaches

L96

09 Apr 2006, 20:36

Commuters.

09 Apr 2006, 21:00

Shoes

RadioMaster

09 Apr 2006, 21:01

nails

L96

09 Apr 2006, 22:47

Toe jam.

Leah

09 Apr 2006, 22:52

Marmite - YUK! :barf:

Cathie

10 Apr 2006, 01:23

Dog food

(unless it's for a dog, obviously)

Benny

10 Apr 2006, 01:25

Cement :?

Cathie

10 Apr 2006, 01:28

Cement :?

Ouch :shock:

Laxatives

Ross

10 Apr 2006, 01:32

Cotton Wool

SW31

10 Apr 2006, 01:34

blackbirds

L96

10 Apr 2006, 01:34

Phlegm.

Benny

10 Apr 2006, 01:38

Toe nails:sick: :barf:

Cathie

10 Apr 2006, 01:39

pus

L96

10 Apr 2006, 01:41

Calypso dancers.

Cathie

10 Apr 2006, 01:41

calpol

Ross

10 Apr 2006, 01:42

Newspaper

SW31

10 Apr 2006, 01:43

cats

Ross

10 Apr 2006, 01:47

compact discs

SW31

10 Apr 2006, 01:58

hard drives

Ross

10 Apr 2006, 02:03

The fluff out of the tumple dryer filter.

SW31

10 Apr 2006, 02:07

chocolate mini eggs

Ross

10 Apr 2006, 02:16

decomposing human flesh

Cathie

10 Apr 2006, 02:27

so tempted to do a dead baby joke but I will refrain.

instead I say to you: salt

Ross

10 Apr 2006, 02:39

Giutar Strings

Heli

10 Apr 2006, 02:41

Phlegm.

Damn your sick mind! I was gonna say that! >_<

Ok, erm, rotten flesh

rick

10 Apr 2006, 02:41

ear wax

rick

10 Apr 2006, 02:43

how about putting soiled cat grit on top and trying to pass it off as a crumble:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

rick

10 Apr 2006, 02:44

last night's curry (after it has passed through your body ((up or down doesn't matter))

Cathie

10 Apr 2006, 02:45

how about putting soiled cat grit on top and trying to pass it off as a crumble:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Interesting idea...remind me never to p*** you off

rick

10 Apr 2006, 02:47

you should see what i make burger's out of

Cathie

10 Apr 2006, 02:49

Yummy

Rob The Badger

10 Apr 2006, 03:22

A flamenco dancer.

Ross

10 Apr 2006, 03:33

The cast of Cats

Cathie

10 Apr 2006, 03:40

a clown <shudders in horror>

Ross

10 Apr 2006, 03:45

Jim Steiman

AndyK

10 Apr 2006, 12:05

The M25

Leah

10 Apr 2006, 12:39

A set of used false teeth

AndyK

10 Apr 2006, 13:14

Meat Loafs entire recorded works

Ross

10 Apr 2006, 13:43

A Car

Gez

10 Apr 2006, 14:17

P.V.C. rubber suit :D

AndyK

10 Apr 2006, 14:38

Pastry

Benny

10 Apr 2006, 14:39

Dust :lol:

Diane

10 Apr 2006, 17:28

sweaty socks

AndyK

10 Apr 2006, 17:32

All the banned users from mlukfc.com :))

Gez

10 Apr 2006, 18:14

......all the BAD Moderators :twisted:

AndrewG

10 Apr 2006, 18:32

...Patti's clothes, even when they seem extremely edible. ;-)

10 Apr 2006, 22:12

Baked Beans

Keab42

10 Apr 2006, 22:15

the pie you are trying to fill.

a) because its impossible and
b) if you did you'd have infinite pie with nothing in it...

Benny

10 Apr 2006, 22:22

Mud

Keab42

10 Apr 2006, 22:22

The Queen

Benny

10 Apr 2006, 22:36

wax

Keab42

10 Apr 2006, 22:41

a black hole

Benny

10 Apr 2006, 22:44

Tooth paste

Keab42

10 Apr 2006, 22:44

Bill Gates

Benny

10 Apr 2006, 22:47

Sun-tan lotion

Keab42

10 Apr 2006, 22:50

Hydraulic Fluid

Benny

10 Apr 2006, 22:54

Saw dust

AndrewG

11 Apr 2006, 00:15

Kangaroo Furr

tukayaway

11 Apr 2006, 01:13

Anthrax

Diane

11 Apr 2006, 02:20

Bats

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 04:22

Petrol

L96

11 Apr 2006, 09:45

Turtles

Caelan

11 Apr 2006, 10:09

cigaretes

AndyK

11 Apr 2006, 10:23

mobile phones

L96

11 Apr 2006, 10:24

Incense.

AndyK

11 Apr 2006, 10:50

Australians :))

Caelan

11 Apr 2006, 10:52

hmm australian pie..could be fun:twisted:

pencils

L96

11 Apr 2006, 11:10

:lmao:

The Bolivian Navy on manouvres in the South Pacific.

AndyK

11 Apr 2006, 11:12

Cricket teams who lose test matches to the Bangladeshi's

L96

11 Apr 2006, 11:14

English people with cricket bats protruding from their probosci... ;)

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 12:18

Superglue

L96

11 Apr 2006, 12:57

Hippopotami

AndyK

11 Apr 2006, 13:08

Expense claim forms and credit card receipts

Keab42

11 Apr 2006, 17:55

William Shatner's Toupee

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 20:23

Cyanide. Well unless of course...

Leah

11 Apr 2006, 20:27

Offle

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 20:35

A Tree

Benny

11 Apr 2006, 21:29

Jelly fish

Gez

11 Apr 2006, 21:30

Used toilet paper :faint:

Benny

11 Apr 2006, 21:32

Used toilet paper :faint:

Ewww:sick: :barf:

Dot Cotton :lol:

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 21:43

Snooker balls

Diane

11 Apr 2006, 21:48

cat litter

Benny

11 Apr 2006, 21:49

Shaving foam

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 21:53

Bleach

Benny

11 Apr 2006, 21:55

sand

11 Apr 2006, 21:56

Diapers

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 21:59

Grass

Benny

11 Apr 2006, 21:59

Wasps

Gez

11 Apr 2006, 22:00

Pubic Hair :barf:

Benny

11 Apr 2006, 22:02

Pubic Hair :barf:

ewww again haha!! :barf:

stingin' nettles

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 22:17

Spiders

Gez

11 Apr 2006, 22:19

clipped toe nails

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 22:24

Used ear buds

Gez

11 Apr 2006, 22:31

Open door....*PHART*......Close door :D :D

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 22:36

Open door....*PHART*......Close door :D :D

??????????????

A Whale

DIZZY DRUMMER

11 Apr 2006, 22:37

dog hairs

L96

11 Apr 2006, 22:53

Umbrellas

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 22:53

Shoe laces

L96

11 Apr 2006, 22:57

Comanches

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 23:05

Moon Rocks

georgy7856

11 Apr 2006, 23:24

Hamster Bedding

L96

11 Apr 2006, 23:30

Coke Zero

mszee

11 Apr 2006, 23:31

Did anybody post "meatloaf" yet? I can't read this entire thread - I have severe ADD

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 23:31

Bird Flu ridden Swan

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 23:32

Did anybody post "meatloaf" yet? I can't read this entire thread - I have severe ADD

No - but would that wouldn't be too bad would it? Presuming you mean meatloaf and not Meat Loaf.

L96

11 Apr 2006, 23:35

The chopsticks tune

mszee

11 Apr 2006, 23:36

No - but would that wouldn't be too bad would it? Presuming you mean meatloaf and not Meat Loaf.

I wouldn't dare to put Meat Loaf...I meant meatloaf...oh well, I guess it was a weak attempt on humor, eh?

Ross

11 Apr 2006, 23:38

A piano

AndrewG

12 Apr 2006, 10:02

Chantelle from Celebrity Big Brother

L96

12 Apr 2006, 11:18

Golf buggies

Caelan

12 Apr 2006, 12:07

a spoon

L96

12 Apr 2006, 12:49

Cabbages

Ross

12 Apr 2006, 13:04

Underwear

Hypnobabe

12 Apr 2006, 17:29

The bits of dry skin that come off when your sunburn starts peeling

tukayaway

12 Apr 2006, 18:22

Tampons

Gez

12 Apr 2006, 20:45

Tampons

:lmao: :faint:

Gez

12 Apr 2006, 20:45

soiled pants

L96

12 Apr 2006, 22:34

Credence Clearwater Revival

Ross

12 Apr 2006, 22:51

The guys from Steps

L96

12 Apr 2006, 22:52

Nkotb

Ross

12 Apr 2006, 22:53

Cigarette Ash

12 Apr 2006, 22:56

Pickles

Ross

12 Apr 2006, 23:01

Seaweed

Gez

12 Apr 2006, 23:02

Phil Collins

Ross

12 Apr 2006, 23:04

The Queen

Gez

12 Apr 2006, 23:11

dry skin

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 00:53

worms

SW31

13 Apr 2006, 01:01

sandwhich spread

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 01:02

False teeth :wtf:

Ross

13 Apr 2006, 01:02

Cooking oil

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 01:04

glass

Ross

13 Apr 2006, 01:13

Tomato Ketchup

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 01:16

mustard

SW31

13 Apr 2006, 01:23

yeast

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 01:24

marmite :shock:

Ross

13 Apr 2006, 01:27

Ice

SW31

13 Apr 2006, 01:30

kitkats

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 01:31

Raw fish

Ross

13 Apr 2006, 01:32

The wreck of the Titanic

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 01:33

:shit:

SW31

13 Apr 2006, 01:35

smileys

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 01:35

Egg shells

Ross

13 Apr 2006, 01:36

Pennies

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 01:37

£50 notes:shock: :shock: :shock:

Ross

13 Apr 2006, 01:38

The bank manager

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 01:39

Chains:sick:

rick

13 Apr 2006, 03:12

powdered glass

DIZZY DRUMMER

13 Apr 2006, 09:11

hoover bag

AndyK

13 Apr 2006, 11:05

Garden Gnomes

rick

13 Apr 2006, 11:45

traffic wardens

L96

13 Apr 2006, 12:17

Zabagliones

Ross

13 Apr 2006, 12:51

Human fat

AndyK

13 Apr 2006, 12:52

Belgium

Ross

13 Apr 2006, 12:53

The Sahara Desert

L96

13 Apr 2006, 13:12

Indiana Jones

Ross

13 Apr 2006, 13:15

The holy grail

AndyK

13 Apr 2006, 13:21

coconut

Ross

13 Apr 2006, 13:26

Organic Milk

Rockette

13 Apr 2006, 13:37

haggis, perhaps?

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 14:36

leather

Rockette

13 Apr 2006, 14:57

finger nail clippings

AndyK

13 Apr 2006, 15:00

The little plastic things on the ends of your shoe laces.

Rockette

13 Apr 2006, 15:01

They have a name, but it escapes me just now.

AndyK

13 Apr 2006, 17:17

They're called Aglets!

Four and Twenty Blackbirds

Gez

13 Apr 2006, 17:46

The Moderators pay rise

Hypnobabe

13 Apr 2006, 18:33

Popcorn kernels... or the pie will explode...

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 18:40

fireworks

Hypnobabe

13 Apr 2006, 18:56

Dynamite

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 19:10

Finger nails

Hypnobabe

13 Apr 2006, 19:15

All the yucky stuff you scrape out from under your fingernails

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 19:20

Maggots :sick:

Hypnobabe

13 Apr 2006, 19:25

bubble bath

Benny

13 Apr 2006, 21:45

Frog spawn :sick:

DIZZY DRUMMER

13 Apr 2006, 23:31

whats on my drive after the dog has been out :sick:

Ross

14 Apr 2006, 02:12

Wallpaper paste

L96

14 Apr 2006, 02:57

Pedestal fans.

Ross

14 Apr 2006, 02:58

Snow

L96

14 Apr 2006, 02:59

The sock fluff that sticks to your feet after a hot and sweaty day.

Ross

14 Apr 2006, 03:13

Belly button fluff!

L96

14 Apr 2006, 03:19

owl pellets

Ross

14 Apr 2006, 03:25

The complete works of JRR Tolkien

L96

14 Apr 2006, 04:38

The nipples of William Shakespeare.

mszee

14 Apr 2006, 07:20

£50 notes:shock: :shock: :shock:

THAT kind of pie I will take...wrap up 2 or 3 please!!!

L96

14 Apr 2006, 09:05

Superheroes

Ross

14 Apr 2006, 11:25

Steven Spielberg

L96

14 Apr 2006, 11:39

Tom cats

Ross

14 Apr 2006, 11:45

The tape from VHS cassettes

L96

14 Apr 2006, 14:05

Glitter.

Gary and stationery.

Ross

14 Apr 2006, 14:11

Giant creme egg

Caelan

14 Apr 2006, 17:00

computer..I'm too much attached to it..

Benny

14 Apr 2006, 18:55

rocks

dottie

14 Apr 2006, 19:10

cupids inspiration

DIZZY DRUMMER

14 Apr 2006, 23:48

empty beer cans

hayley

14 Apr 2006, 23:51

monkeys

14 Apr 2006, 23:56

rotten tomatoes

hayley

14 Apr 2006, 23:57

the hair from the plug hole in the bath

Ross

15 Apr 2006, 02:17

Tony Blair

L96

15 Apr 2006, 04:59

Tomahawks

mszee

15 Apr 2006, 10:50

Willie Nelson socks

Ross

15 Apr 2006, 11:13

Cough syrup

mszee

15 Apr 2006, 11:18

liquid nitrogen

Benny

15 Apr 2006, 14:29

light bulbs:shock:

Ross

15 Apr 2006, 16:47

A Television

Caelan

15 Apr 2006, 16:47

webcam

L96

15 Apr 2006, 17:15

Cliches

Benny

15 Apr 2006, 18:02

snooker balls:shock:

Ross

15 Apr 2006, 21:00

snooker balls:shock:

Hey i've already said that one!!! :twisted:

Fire.

Hypnobabe

15 Apr 2006, 21:34

The white stuff that comes out of fire extinguishers

15 Apr 2006, 22:31

Mustard. :tard:

Hypnobabe

15 Apr 2006, 22:32

Extra hot jalapeno peppers...

L96

16 Apr 2006, 03:14

Komodo Dragons

Ross

16 Apr 2006, 03:24

The Yellow Pages

L96

16 Apr 2006, 03:48

Helicopters

Ross

16 Apr 2006, 04:04

the mir space station

L96

16 Apr 2006, 05:35

Andy Thomas

Leah

16 Apr 2006, 12:43

the remnants of my cold - YUK!

Rockette

16 Apr 2006, 14:16

the dog's dinner

Ross

16 Apr 2006, 15:42

The Dog's sick

Benny

16 Apr 2006, 15:54

Rose bush

Ross

16 Apr 2006, 16:08

carrier bags

Benny

16 Apr 2006, 16:11

Tin cans

Ross

16 Apr 2006, 16:18

Razor Blades

Benny

16 Apr 2006, 16:19

carpet

Ross

16 Apr 2006, 16:20

The statue of liberty

Benny

16 Apr 2006, 16:21

A wig

Ross

16 Apr 2006, 16:23

The metal from Wolverines claws

Benny

16 Apr 2006, 16:27

Hand cream

Ross

16 Apr 2006, 17:24

Lava

Hypnobabe

16 Apr 2006, 18:33

Bear traps

mszee

16 Apr 2006, 18:37

Preparation H

Hypnobabe

16 Apr 2006, 18:53

If Chris's Easter experiment is anything to go by, the fondant from the inside of Cadbury's Creme Eggs... Unless it's a very small pie...

Ross

16 Apr 2006, 19:24

Shaven Facial Hair, from the inside of an electric razor.

Leah

16 Apr 2006, 22:48

cold baked beans

RadioMaster

17 Apr 2006, 00:13

Meatloaf

hayley

17 Apr 2006, 00:23

shower gel

17 Apr 2006, 00:51

Worcestershire Sauce

L96

17 Apr 2006, 01:17

Grandmothers

hayley

17 Apr 2006, 01:19

cotton wool

Ross

17 Apr 2006, 02:58

tarmac

L96

17 Apr 2006, 03:00

Commercials

Ross

17 Apr 2006, 03:04

The acid blood from the Aliens (of the Alien movies!)

L96

17 Apr 2006, 03:41

Gremlins

Benny

17 Apr 2006, 15:41

Mouse traps

Hypnobabe

17 Apr 2006, 18:57

Bat III... or any other Bat albums