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amethyst
22 Apr 2006, 11:17
It depends whether the sun is shining and you can go out and do something else instead. :lol:
Should I do more coursework or go shopping?
Do the coursework, then reward yourself with shopping.
Should I eat more chocolate?
amethyst
22 Apr 2006, 11:34
At this time of the morning?! :O
Should I treat myself to a new CD when i've done my coursework and go shopping ~ laughs?
Um, it's actually this time of the night (18:10, to be precise).
Hell yeah, if it's a Meat CD!!!
Should I play something else besides TIWIMTBY?
Rockette
22 Apr 2006, 13:31
Definitely. May I suggest you try ADWD for awhile?
Do I need another piece of chocolate?
amethyst
22 Apr 2006, 14:40
I'm beginning to think you're all addicted to chocloate :D , yeah go for it.
Do I crank the music up loud enough to annoy the neighbours (Meat Loaf of course) or not?
Rockette
22 Apr 2006, 15:28
You should feel ashamed that you even have to ask. Of course, crank it up! :D
Has anyone else been to a birthday party today?
I can't say I have today
Have you?
amethyst
22 Apr 2006, 18:46
Nope not today.
Cook or get takeaway?
Hypnobabe
22 Apr 2006, 19:16
Either get takeaway or get someone else to cook...
Should I go for a ride on my bike? (Motor, not push...)
Always!
Has anyone seen my camel?
Sadly, the CIA swore me to secrecy.... I will add that your camel was last seen in the company of a frozen pineapple.
Should I give up my pitiful attempts at humour? ;)
I wasn't even aware that they were attempts at humour :))
Is it home time yet?
Oh dear. I hope for your sake it is! ;)
Is it Enough Rope time yet?
It could well be
SHould I press the ban button now?
I don't know what you heard, but it's entirely true, so go for it! :twisted:
Is it too long until October?
Well, for those of us in the northern hemispherre the long wait until the days when the nights start drawing in and the air gets cooler are tempered by the fact that we can while away the hours in the sun :))
Can an elephant climb stairs?
They certainly can't jump, well, they can, but when they land they break their feet, the bone structure of the feet of an elephant does not allow them to jump and land successfully.
But that doesn't answer your question, does it?
It doesn't, you're correct in that respect (first time for everything I guess).
Presumably I'll have to go and ask this question of someone who actually has the attention span to answer it?
Oooh, look, a bird.... a tree...a camel....
Is anyone else here ADHD? :D
Err last time I gave blood I was AB- with a strong hint of Guinness ...
Is this forum the only online forum you use?
Well...now that you ask... I have narrowed down the numbers today.... some people don't take destination and activity suggestions at all nicely....
Do you give blood often?
I have less pints going out than I have going in.
If you lead a horse to water, can you make it drink?
I think it would be more time effective to give the horse water wings and get it to swim across.
Unless you believe a horse is in fact a camel?
I beleive very little I read on the internet, unless I nkow the source is reliable.
Is cheese the answer?
Cheese is indeed the answer....follow it religously
Is my MOT today going to cost a fortune?
ChloeLee88
24 Apr 2006, 15:15
Maybe but then again maybe not
Am i really going to get all my coursework done by wednesday?
I find it highly unlikely since students love the wooshing sound that deadlines make when they go flying by.
Is Ryme Intrinsica a real place?
ChloeLee88
24 Apr 2006, 15:22
I find it highly unlikely since students love the wooshing sound that deadlines make when they go flying by.
Is Ryme Intrinsica a real place?
Sounds about right
Apparently its in dorset!
Do pigeons ever get neck ache?
Frankly I dont' care about their necks, especially after what they did to my car recently!
Can anything beat Heinz tomato soup in the tinned soup awards category?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 15:35
That all depends if you've ever mixed Heinz Tomato and Heinz Oxtail.... yummy...
As I was awake very early this morning, should I go to bed early tonight?
Why not have an afternoon nap instead, then you can regain your sleep pattern without missing out on any of the evening?
What is the opposite of No?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 15:44
That would be a three letter word, beginning with the twenty fifth letter of the Western alphabet, signifying the affirmative and/or acquiescence.
Did you really expect me to write YES?
Well, considering som eof the blonde tendencies exhibited in the past, it was a distinct possibility that you would have done. :))
Can England win the Football World Cup?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 15:47
With the infinite number of universes and possibilities, I'd say it's highly likely they can.... Unfortunately, it remains to be seen if they'll do it this year, and in this universe...
Will you make me a cup of tea?
I will, but I can't deliver.
White with none?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 15:50
correct! You know me so well....
Can you e-mail it to me?
I could, but I can't due to one vital piece of information which is lacking.
Biscuit?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 16:01
Mmmmm.....
Got any hobnobs?
Got loads, I never leave home without them!
Plain?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 16:13
PLAIN???!!!!!??!??!?? :roll:
Milk chocolate please....
Do you ever have time to actually work, given the amount of posting you do here?
But of course ... I'm a man therefore multi-tasking is inherent in my make up.
Are you jealous?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 16:20
Bearing in mind I'm a lady of leisure, should I be?
(Does that count as an answer and a question, all in one go?)
It doesn't, but it wasn't the right question you were answering anyway so it doesn't really matter now.
Is google your friend?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 16:26
I'd be hard-pressed to answer that, as I'm SO friendly and popular, quite frankly, I lose track of exactly how many friends I have...
Are you still friends with someone you went to primary school with?
To be a pedant I'd have to answer that in the negative, as I'm still friends with both Richard and Chris who I attended Wedderburn Primary School with.
Can you jitterbug?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 16:30
Can't say I've ever tried...
Can you?
I have tried, and I can't no matter how much I've drunk.
Is a wasted youth beter by far?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 16:38
I would say it depends what you're comparing it to...
Do you like potato salad?
It is an acceptable food stuff, especially when served alongside a merdium rare fillet steak, and a caesar salad.
Is there any reason why I shouldn't knock off work earky today?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 16:47
None that I can think of...
Do I have 'weird bloke magnet' printed on my forehead?
Not that I can see, then again you could have utilised photoshop to cover it up before posting a picture.
Will anyone notice if I go early?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 16:58
It seems highly unlikely, given the secret nature of the work you do...
Should I leave to collect my son from school now?
Careful or you'll have to be shot if you reveal too much.
Actually you should have left five minutes ago, poor lad will be all alone in the playground!
Do you suffer from hayfever
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 17:39
I have been known to start sneezing at certain times of the year but have no official diagnosis...
Have you ever appeared on television?
Yep, dead famous me ... from Match Of The Day to Coronation Street via Meat Loaf to Bruce Springsteen :))
Where would your dream holiday destination be?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 17:45
How long have you got? Top of the list would be the Neopolitan Riviera, but wouldn't say no to Sri Lanka, Bali, Barbados, Bermuda, and probably other places beginning with B...
What's your middle name?
What's your middle name?
Dorothe.....my middle name is my sisters first name...how nice..
whats your favorite drink?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 18:29
Non-alcoholic - probably tea, I drink buckets of it... Alcoholic? At the moment, it's Blossom Hill White Zinfandel, but has been Smirnoff Black Ice, Archers and lemonade or lager and lime...
Are we getting off the topic here, bearing in mind we're supposed to be asking questions with a yes or no answer?
Indeed we are.
Shall I take the blame for messing up earlier?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 19:08
I think it's only fair that you do...
Did you leave early and get away with it?
I did and I won't know until tomorrow
Shall I go walk the muppet now?
Hypnobabe
24 Apr 2006, 19:11
I didn't realise you kept muppets as well as Scrabble...
Does the mutt get on with the muppet?
eh.......sometimes :|
Why am I so happy 2day??
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 11:16
Having just read the Dating Service thread, I suspect I know the answer...
Is my sister EVER going to have her baby?
Ageing Bat
25 Apr 2006, 11:20
Of course she will..... it's got to come out sometime - we'd have lots of exploding women's bellies otherwise.
Why am I so bored today?
Of course she will, it'll be born in 9 days time, be called Luke if it's a boy or Leia if it's a girl ... May the fourth be with it!
Will the supplier invited to come in to a meeting today actually turn up?
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 11:30
Why am I so bored today?
I suspect you're at work... those of us with unlimited leisure time have huge amounts of sympathy for you...
Will the supplier invited to come in to a meeting today actually turn up?
Not only will they turn up, but they'll be bringing the sweet of the day - rhubarb and custards.
Should I go and make some breakfast?
As long as it involves Bacon Butties and not Special K the answer is a positive.
Can I have May off work?
I think you should, May is a marvellous month and well worth celebrating. If it wasn't for May, I wouldn't be irritating you.
Is a hangover defined as "sick" for work avoidance purposes?
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 11:46
As long as there is copious amounts of vomit involved, preferably at the time of ringing work, so that said hangover can be passed off as stomach flu...
Did anyone spot that AndyK left work early yesterday?
They did, but the world didn't stop turning despite what they thought so all is good.
Is it pay day today?
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 11:53
In much the same way as it's always five o'clock somewhere, I suspect it's payday for someone somewhere in the world, unfortunately, not chez Hypnobabe...
Will my hubby's flight back from Germany land on time tonight?
Depends ... where's he flying into and from? Which Airline? What route will the plane take? WHat time is he flying? The variables are so many and so varied (hence the fact that they're called Variables) that it's almost impossible to say. His flight could be held in the stack for half an hour, German ATC could delay the flight (especially if it's BA he's flying on) and give the take off slot to a Lufthansa aircraft (in which case British ATC will reciprocate tomorrow)
Can I have a coffee please?
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 12:02
:coffee:
Black with none, correct?
Correct ... strong enough to stand a spoon up in.
So, you have been paying attention?
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 12:13
Hmmm...?
Sorry, did someone say something?
Ageing Bat
25 Apr 2006, 13:16
No, was an echo
Marmite crisps or salted peanuts? (Got the munchies!!)
Salted Peanuts (that way I can have the crisps)
If you could do anything you wanted for a living (has to be work and not lady of leisure type stuff) what would it be?
Ageing Bat
25 Apr 2006, 13:19
I'd be a florist
What would you do?
Helicopter pilot
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Rockette
25 Apr 2006, 13:20
I'd be a script writer
Would you recommend me to Meat's management?
I'd recommend they avoided you having seen some of your jokes here :lmao:
My previous question still stands :))
Rockette
25 Apr 2006, 13:25
My answer still stands. That iswhat I always wanted to be.
Would you have been a rock and roll star, if you could have been?
But of course, and there's still chance
WOuld you come to a show?
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 18:06
Depends... do you supply your own rotten tomatoes? :lol:
If you had a(nother) child, what would you name it?
Damien :evil:
Are you trying to tell us something??
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 20:38
Lol... no, just got kids on my mind 'cos my sister's about to drop a sprog...
How much time do you spend on your computer each day?
no time at all is spent on the computer. Slightly longer is spent on the chair in front of the computer!!
If you knew you were dying, would you end it all by your own hand?
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 20:46
Don't think I would... you never know how long you've got left, do you?
What would be on your list of things to do before you die if you knew you only had a year left?
The best way to answer that is to listen to Tim McGraws smash hit "live like you were dying"
I went sky diving
i went rocky mountain climbing
i went 3.7 seconds on a bull named fu manchu
and i looked deeper
and i spoke sweeter
and i gave forgiveness i was denying
Failing that, one of the things we did for my lass. She was fed up of the hospice and we had all been providing plenty of DVD's to watch as she was into war films. We plotted with her and formed an Escape Commitee. We smuggled in some street clothes for her. put an inflatable doll int he bed to make the covers the right shape. Two people turned up and distracted the receptionist whilst two of us half walked, half carried her out without the nurses spotting and took her for a picnic in the local park. The nurses were all in on the plan but Kay didn't know that and thought it was great.:lol:
If the seven minute warning from Filey was sounded, what would you do?
Hypnobabe
25 Apr 2006, 21:07
Put Meat on loudly, and hug my family....
Are we getting side-tracked from the original try-not-to-say-yes-or-no idea of this thread again?
Quite possibly.
I am to blame - i thought I was in the interview... thread.
Will i have to commit ritual hari-kari with the forum sword??
Indeed you will, once Ankie has finished using it to butter the forum breakfast toast.
Have you ever been to Bridport?
Not that I recall but i may have blocked the memories of it!!
Have you ever loved and lost somebody adn wished there was a chance to say "i'm, sorry"?
Not that I am aware of, although I'm still young so I guess there's chance.
If you had your life again would you change any of it?
Definitly.
Is it possible I have met Diane and cannot remember?
It is indeed possible, I seem to think you have.
Do you forget a lot of things?
I forget all sorts of things. Forexample when visiting her I can remember that i always need to take Malteasers but cannot remember when her birthday is!!!
Do you forget things?
Not forget, mis-file in my neuron centres.
You find £5 on the floor in a corridor at work, would you hand it in?
We ahve no corridors at work!! Money found behind the counter on the floor goes in the till, money found on the shop floor gets left in a pot for a couple of days, no claimants and it goes in the British legion collection box.
Given we are now on Mission impossible 3 do you prefer classic British films (ealing films, kind hearts & coronets etc) to the special FX laden hollywood moneymakers?
As a film fan, all cinema is good cinema, even the bad cinema has good things about it (and not just the end of the film)
Do you beleive in the maxim, No Pain No Gain?
We ahve no corridors at work!! Money found behind the counter on the floor goes in the till, money found on the shop floor gets left in a pot for a couple of days, no claimants and it goes in the British legion collection box.
:lol:
As a film fan, all cinema is good cinema, even the bad cinema has good things about it (and not just the end of the film)
Do you beleive in the maxim, No Pain No Gain?
Definately!! Especially the PAIN bit:evil: :evil:
Should we all retire at 40??
Well I should, on a full final salary x4 pension.
Will you be having salmon for lunch today?
......not on my Salary!!
anyone like Tuna (poor mans Salmon) :(
There are indeed people who like Tuna, hence the fact that supermarkets stock it as a grocery item to sell. I am one of said people.
Would you wear fur?
..as long as it was a Gentlemans thong :shock: :shock:
Should we have mlukfc t-shirts
Definitely.
Was the funny look i got in the supermarket because i am wearing my cliff richard fan club fleece?
:keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
does that answer the question
If that was all you were wearing then it was probably the reason!
Should having no chcolate in the vending machine be illegal?
It should be compulsory to not have choccie in the vending machine. That way you ahve a valid reason to visit your friendly local village newsagent every morning.
Q. Shopuld we get KFC for lunch?
If you're paying then you should, if I'm paying then you can have a buttie from the works shop.
We don't have a village newsagent in our village, wanna open a branch up?
Go on then.
Is there any local talent for me to flirt with whilst working?
There are fields full of them
Will your opening hours suit my lifestyle?
Of course.
Anyone want to volunteer to come and do my ironing?
Both an answer and a question rolled into one, now there's economy for you ...
Does the phrase not a snowballs chance in hell mean anything to you?
its a load of slush am afraid
beer or heavy
Neither, Stout!
Did Gerry confuse this with the This or That thread?
confused:| me:?
Where am I REALLY:shock: :??:
Hypnobabe
26 Apr 2006, 23:09
That would be the thread where you are supposed to answer the question without using the three letter word indicating the affirmative, or the two letter word indicating the negative...
Does that answer your question?
Rockette
27 Apr 2006, 05:04
Well, I for one, certainly hope it did.
Are we all now sufficiently confused? :roll:
ChloeLee88
27 Apr 2006, 10:45
I'm always confused
Can people who work in a coke factory drink pepsi, whilst working?
More than liklely as it is a drinks factory they are banned from consuming any food or drink on health and safety grounds.
Will Arsenal win the Champions League?
Hypnobabe
27 Apr 2006, 12:13
Is the Pope Catholic? (Emulating your economy of words, Andy!)
Wrong answer ... apparently he is although I haven't seen physical proof
Do bears poop in the woods?
Hypnobabe
27 Apr 2006, 12:41
Only when the falling trees are making a noise, it makes them jump something chronic...
Should I sell my car?
That depends on a number of factors. Do you want to? What is it? Will you get a good price if you find a buyer? Do you have alternative forms of transport?
Would you if you'd been John Prescott's secretary?
Hypnobabe
27 Apr 2006, 12:47
:barf: I DON'T think so...
Has my washing machine finished yet?
Finished what? Performing Beethovens Fifth? (economy of words again)
Hypnobabe
27 Apr 2006, 12:56
It prefers Ravel's Bolero on Thursdays....
As it appears my washing machine has finished it's current clothes washing cycle, should I go and hang the wet washing out on the line, bearing in mind the alternative is to carry on sitting here on my rather shapely bottom, posting all sorts of witty messages?
Would that be the bottom that has taken on the shape of your chair and would those be the witty messages that you are posting to all sorts of other forums except this one. Take the two answers as binary true/false and then perform binary addition to ascertain the result of your query.
Is there such a thing as a free lunch?
Hypnobabe
27 Apr 2006, 13:00
Not according to reliable sources...
Are you picking on me today?
Not at all, why would I do that?
Do you feel picked on?
Hypnobabe
28 Apr 2006, 22:27
It's certainly going that way...
Will my insurance cover note arrive in the morning, allowing me to collect my new car?
feel a song coming on "You should be so Lucky, lucky, lucky":lol:
Shall I start driving again? scaredy cat thats me:roll:
You should ... it's just like riding a bike.
Will my flight to Glasgow arrive on time today?
Hypnobabe
02 May 2006, 15:41
It will, but you forgot to ask the important question, which is what it will arrive IN TIME FOR...
Should I go and buy a new dress for my sister's wedding?
You should, but only if you have hubby's credit card in your handbag.
Should bank holiday mondays happen every week?
Hypnobabe
02 May 2006, 15:58
Bank Holiday Mondays should happen every day...
Is it nice where you are?
This is the office, the "office" and "nice" are mutually exclusive.
Will I hit the 4000 mark before I have to go?
Hypnobabe
02 May 2006, 16:05
That depends what time you have to go...
Do you have to go soon?
I have to go now ...
Shall I wait a minute or save the big one for my return?
Hypnobabe
02 May 2006, 16:11
I think you should save it and rival Gerry...
Will you be home tonight?
Just make sure you come back and don't go awol like Gerry.
What should I have for my lunch before work?
Hypnobabe
02 May 2006, 16:17
A custard sandwich with a glass of gravy on the side...
Are we getting off the point again? (See the first post...)
Whoops, I guess I am, I thought this was the interview thread!!!!
Should I watch the Matrix Reloaded tonight?
Hypnobabe
02 May 2006, 16:23
I think you should, indeed I am planning to watch the third installment tomorrow as it's the only one I haven't seen...
Should I stop messing around on here and get some college work done?
I think you should, indeed I am planning to watch the third installment tomorrow as it's the only one I haven't seen...
Neither has my ladyfriend, we are planning on watching it too. Don't listen to what people say about, just enjoy it, it is great.
Should I stop messing around on here and get some college work done?[/QUOTE]
Probably. Not that I want to leave but that would probably be the correct thing to do....
Should I go and the practice the accompanments to the grade 8 flute exam I have been asked to accompany?
I think you'll have far more fun accompanying (?) if you don't know what they are playing... :twisted:
Should I have one more coffee before going to play with paper bags?
Why not do both at the same time?
Do the long winter nights really fly by with excitement and adventure and intrigue in your house?
Rockette
04 May 2006, 13:45
:shock: Not since the hubby had the operation that we speak of in hushed tones.:roll:
How loud can you play your stereo before the neighbours complain?
Well, it's been up to full and I didn't hear them say anything ... then again not having neighbours on one side and an empty house on the other might be the reason for that. (The-women-who-think-they-must-be-obeyed did whinge a little bit though)
Is it a good idea to look before crossing the road?
Rockette
04 May 2006, 13:53
Good God, that's a negative! Have you seen the way some of those drivers look these days?
Do you obey traffic lights?
I obey Peel Out :))
Shall I go to the canteen for lunch?
Rockette
04 May 2006, 13:57
Only if you've double checked the hygiene there first.
Should I have a cup of tea, or a rum and coke?
why not indulge in both?
Are you aware that this the the thread where you can't answer questions using the word yes or no, so hence shouldn't give either or options in your questions?
Rockette
04 May 2006, 14:30
But it was a legitimate question, and I still haven't made a decision. :lmao: Is that part of the rules? Knew about the affirmative or negative part though.
I've lost the plot now, which thread are we in? :roll: Are we in the affirmative or negative thread?
(I just read the rules.)
we are indeed in the thread that you mentioned in your plot losing post above.
Do you need subtitles for the hard of understanding?
I most certainly do
Shall i get the shorts on and flash my knees at all the old dears in the village?
That's a better option than what you'd normally flash.
Shall I knock off early again since the sun is shining?
Hypnobabe
04 May 2006, 15:58
It would be criminal not to take advantage of this biking weather while we have it...
Should I take my curtains down and wash them, while we still have said sunshine?
I think you've just answered your own question.
Is it 3.30 yet?
Nowhere near it.
Do you finish work at 3.30?
I can indeed complete my working day at that time should I choose to do so.
Do you?
Hypnobabe
04 May 2006, 16:04
I am able to complete my working day whenever I feel like it...
Did you know you can get more shopping in the boot of a Peugeot 307 than you can the boot of a Jeep Grand Cherokee?
I wasn't aware of that fact.
Have yoiu a local election near you today?
Hypnobabe
04 May 2006, 16:12
If I do it must be in a secret location...
Was it your idea that I should wash my curtains? I now have to hoover the ceiling too to get rid of the cobwebs...
It was your idea I beleive, unless I've taken up the powers of subconscious suggestion without me being aware of said powers being at my disposal.
Can you reach the ceiling with the hoover?
Hypnobabe
04 May 2006, 16:19
Not with a hoover, but I have one of those wonderful Dyson vacuum cleaners (highly recommended to anyone who doesn't have one, as is the washing machine) with an extendible hose that can reach all the way up a flight of stairs.
Will you come and change my son's stinky nappy?
I'd say that a snow ball has more chance in hell than the chances of this happening being a positive outcome - you'd be fed up of the smell by the time I arrived.
Have you washed your hands?
Hypnobabe
04 May 2006, 16:29
Using Cusson's antibacterial soothing moisturising handwash...
Are you any good at changing nappies?
Well it's been a while since I had to perform uncley type duties like that, but I guess I could still manage.
Can you do so with your eyes closed?
Hypnobabe
04 May 2006, 16:34
Not only can I do it with my eyes closed, I can do it with one hand pinching my nose to keep the smell out and in about 30 seconds flat...
Did you go to university? (one that offers a recognisable qualification, not the university of life.... :roll:)
I went to Polytechnic which is now a University (if that counts) and I did indeed receive a recognisable (albeit worthless as most of these things are once you get into the real world) qualification in Computer Engineering.
Have you got a cycling proficiency badge?
Hypnobabe
04 May 2006, 16:42
Not only do I not have a cycling proficiency badge, but I don't have a swimming certificate or brownie's uniform either...
Were you a Cub Scout?
I was, complete with knobbly knees.
Can you speak French?
Hypnobabe
04 May 2006, 16:50
Ah, bien sur...
Et toi?
Je le plus fais certainement la madame
Are you washing your curtains now?
I have blinds not curtains!
Q. Shall i have steak for tea?
No! How about something vegetarian - yummy........
Shall I wear a bikini in Cyprus:lmao: :lmao: :lol: :yikes:
You should ... but not on Tuesdays.
Shall I haver a sausage, bacon and egg roll this morning?
Hypnobabe
05 May 2006, 12:16
I thought Friday was fry-up day in the canteen?
Instead of doing my housework, should I go out in the garden and sunbathe?
It is indeed, but I had things to do at my desk so a takeaway was more efficient. You should sunbathe, you're looking a tad pasty :)
Was Eastenders any good last night?
sunneke
05 May 2006, 12:22
enjoy the sun i would say, work wil be there also the next day!
shall i watch a movie, or read a book of stephen king :??: :??:
Hypnobabe
05 May 2006, 12:23
Thanks! :shock:
Eastenders was indeed wonderful, since I wasn't watching it but instead earning £40 for the easiest hours work I've done in months... And if you'd like to drag your mind back up out of the gutter, it was doing HYPNOTHERAPY.....
Are you going to watch the new Mission Impossible movie at the cinema?
Read a Stephen King book, my mind is never in the gutter, ever! :shock: Possibly not. (One of those answers could be a lie)
Will you eat popcorn or a huge bag of pick and mix when you watch MI:III
Hypnobabe
05 May 2006, 12:30
Huge bag of pick and mix
Where's the last place you went on holiday?
Last proper proper holiday was Las Vegas (only just recovered now) last "mini-break" holiday was Masham in North Yorkshire (home of the best beer in the world).
Do you go to work for your holiday from your life of leisure? :))
Hypnobabe
05 May 2006, 12:47
Life of leisure being a constant round of cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, changing nappies, dropping children at school, picking them up again and generally being a taxi? I DON'T think so...
Did I confuse this with the interview thread again?
:lmao:
You did indeed, nice to see me not getting the blame for it this time.
Are you easily confused?
Hypnobabe
05 May 2006, 12:55
My rate of confusion is inversely proportional to the amount of sleep I get, and since hubby has a cold coming and was snoring in my ear all night, I'm very easily confused this morning...
Do you snore?
Never, (I just breathe loudly)
Does it count as breaking the law if you're not seen doing it and get away with it?
Hypnobabe
05 May 2006, 13:06
Absolutely.
If you don't get caught doing it, should you own up anyway?
Depends on what it is, I can hardly see the Police being interested if you hand yourself in for doing 32 in a 30 zone.
Should you be doing it in the first place?
Hypnobabe
05 May 2006, 13:16
32 in a 30 zone? I'd say that's okay, 58 in a 40 apparently isn't though, according to Bedfordshire Police...
Does the fact that I have a speeding conviction and three points on my licence make me a criminal?
Legally it does, although it wouldn't count against you, unless you picked up another 9 points that is ...
Have you ever stolen anything?
Rockette
06 May 2006, 13:53
I don't believe so, but that would depend on perceptions.:D
Do you have other road laws in common with Australia?
In reality I have no idea, certainly the legislation regarding kangaroo's on the road is likely to be different.
Did I really just volunteer for that new project?
Rockette
08 May 2006, 13:54
It would appear you did, and now you have to follow through.
Are frontal lobotomies always fatal?
I really have no idea, my medical expertise stops short of brain surgery.
Have you googled today?
Rockette
08 May 2006, 13:58
That is one pleasantry I have not tried today, thanks for asking.
Would you like me to try that?
I think it is an experience you will never forget.
Do you think Dame Edna Everage is funny?
Rockette
08 May 2006, 14:04
Sometimes she is hysterically so, but not always.
She has good legs though, doesn't she?
I can't say I've ever had cause to examine the limbs that you mention.
Will you buy me an iPod?
Rockette
08 May 2006, 14:08
I wish to decline that request.
But, would you buy me one?
If I had the resources available to me to exceed the demands upon my wallet from other sources, and after having done so I still had spare capacity in said resources, then I'd consider it, perhaps, maybe.
Should I eat the cheese roll first?
You should indeed, if that is what you truly desire.
Do you prefer them to sausage rolls?
Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 14:44
Each has it's own merits, according to the day's tastes...
Should I go and get some lunch?
There are a number of facts missing, which are required to enable us to provide you with an answer, please respond to the following questionnaire.
Are you hungry?
Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 14:49
I am indeed...
Are there more questions?
There are indeed.
OK, so yoiu are hungry, have you had breakfast?
Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 14:57
Only if you count a Creme Egg.
Does that count as breakfast?
Most certianly not.
Is that a usual breakfast for you?
Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 15:00
Due to the fact that I don't often have breakfast, it's more of a usual elevenses...
Am I ever going to get a definitive answer to my question about whether I should have lunch now or not?
Indeed you are!!! EAT NOW!!! It may be your last HAHAHAHA
Sorry for that.
Should I eat soon?
Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 15:03
I have no idea...
Would you like to refer back to question 1 of AndyK's questionnaire?
Should I eat soon? That is a Yes no Question!
Would you disagree?
Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 15:06
I wouldn't, but as the purpose of this thread is to answer the question without using either of those words, the answer provided seemed the safest option.
Do you know what you're going to have when you eventually eat?
Well since I@ve had lunch it'll be a while before I eat again, so I think your line of questioning is irrelevant.
I've already eaten so I'm ok, do you think you lot should as well now?
I probably should. I don't know what I want.
Should I grab something later on my way to work?
Perhaps - depends on what you plan on grabbing, in some cases it could lead to a slapped face, or worse a court case!
Is my printout ready to collect from the A3 printer at the other end of this floor yet?
Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 15:54
If you leave now it won't be, but if you wait half an hour, someone will moan at you for not having collected it earlier.
My husband came home unexpectedly for lunch - was he checking up on me?
I've decided to wait an hour and see what happens. The lunchtime appearance wasn't him checking up on you, but the CCTV cameras hidden around the house are ...
WHy do you think he's checking up on you, do you have a guilty conscience?
Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 16:33
Well although I'm upstanding according to the How dodgy are you quiz, I'm also 39 % impure.... I'll allow you to draw your own conclusions...
Do you often spend time hanging around the houses of strange women on the internet?
Conclusions were drawn long before the quiz results were published. I do not do that as I have many differing sources of information and amusement.
Did you really think that was me?
Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 16:39
It was the overstuffed leathers and dodgy haircut that gave you away...
Did you use your top secret MI5 contacts to find out where I live?
Can't have been me then ... since I have neither.
Ahem, what contacts? :whistle:
We know all your secrets...
It is 10 to 12, am I really likely to get a reply to this thread tonight?
Nobody knows all of my secrets :devil: Looks liek you didn't get a night time reply, so here's a morning one.
Did Alan Sugar choose right?
Hypnobabe
11 May 2006, 11:50
As I haven't watched any of the programmes, I haven't got any idea.... although according to AOL's news page this morning, he's offering a job to the other one too...
Bearing in mind it's market day today where I live and that means the car parks will be crammed, should I walk down town to my dentist's appointment?
Of course you should. Benefits to yourself, the environment, your car, pedestrians.... etc....
Should I go play in the shed?
Hypnobabe
11 May 2006, 15:58
Depends how much sunshine there is in the shed, if it's anything like mine, the garden's a much better bet.
Should I have something cake-ish to eat now?
You should indeed, unless the dentist said you needed to go back for major dental work sometime soon, in which case have an apple.
If you have an apple, can I have something cakeish instead?
Hypnobabe
12 May 2006, 12:25
I had a Mr Kipling Cherry pie, so the cake-ish thing was already taken.
I bought some Tunnock's caramel wafers in Tesco yesterday, would you like one of those instead?
I would indeed, although since they were purchased yesterday I'm guessing that there are none left now.
Am I right?
Hypnobabe
12 May 2006, 19:07
You see, that's the problem with making assumptions... I have a LITTLE more self-control than that....
Do I have more self-control than you?
Welsh Rocker
12 May 2006, 21:59
unlikely:-P
Shouldn't there have been a question to follow that answer? :))
Hypnobabe
15 May 2006, 12:44
I believe there should...
Would you like to come to Estonia with me at the end of June?
If it's an all expenses paid trip and we can get away with sloping off without the whole forum descending into gossip and tittle tattle then of course.
Can it really rain that hard in summer?
That depends on numerous factors. In brief, with most factors incorporated into one line, for all you know, you may have woken up in Darwin in the monsoon season.
Should I chuck a sickie?
Go 4 it
Is love a real word??
Well it's in the dictionary so it must be a real one.
Do I really have to go to Kidderminster tomorrow?
not if you really dont want to!
do i really have to wait 25 more days until i go on holiday?
Unless you book another one in the meantime then you do.
But won't my boss be upset if I'm not at the meeting?
im sure he will but he will get over it eventually.
do u think that the moon really is made of cheese?
Hypnobabe
16 May 2006, 16:10
According to reliable sources (Wallace and Gromit) it is.
Could I get any happier today?
It is entirely possible, however it does hinge on how happy you are already.
Have I got back ache?
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