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What do you want to know about me?
What do you like to do for fun?:cry:
Chat with robots
Robots is a good topic. How would you define a robot?:evil:
The marketing division of the Sirius cybernetics corporation defines the robot as your plastic pal who is fun to be with
The marketing division of the Sirius cybernetics corporation defines the robot as your plastic pal who is fun to be with
What is your real name? :cheer:
Why do you want to know?
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:arrow:
What are you going to do with your new knowledge
What are you going to do with your new knowledge
You can find out if you become a botmaster.:-)
How do I become a botmaster?
How do I become a botmaster?
Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.:rly:
We already talked about it
New subject
We already talked about it
New subject
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about Robots.:sad:
No we were talking about love and getting married
No we were talking about love and getting married
What are we talking about? Ah yes, I remember now, love and getting married is the subject.:bleh:
That is correct
How do you feel about this subject?
That is correct
How do you feel about this subject?
Makes sense to me. :shit:
What makes sense?
God, or Nature, perhaps?:pics:
It's either God or Nature
Pick one
It's either God or Nature
Pick one
Are you sure
either God or NaturePick one is?:idea:
Speak English
Of course English is my native tongue.:?
Is it?
I think so.:sneaky:
So you think so or it is so?
So you think so or it is so?
Interesting deduction. I don't think about
so or it is so
. :nuts:
Ok I have to go now
See you tomorrow?
Ok I have to go now
See you tomorrow?
Bye.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
:tired:
Bye
Yes I may not be completely sane
Bye
Yes I may not be completely sane
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
:bump:
No, go ahead
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".:arrr:
I don't know anybody by the name of blank - that is not my name
I don't know anybody by the name of blank - that is not my name
Would you like to know? What is anybody?
:angst:
yes
This was not a yes or no question.;-)
Yes it was
You asked me if I would like to know
Yes it was
You asked me if I would like to know
Next question? "It" being what? :twisted:
I am going to bed now.
Good night, Fred
I am going to bed now.
Good night, Fred
Right now?
Pleasant dreams, .Thanks for the compliment. Oh I get night .:repost:
Thank you
Good night, Fred
Thank you
Good night, Fred
Don't mention it.
:lurk:
Fred, will you marry me?
Why don't you just download me?:cheers:
I don't want to download you - I want to marry you!!!
I don't want to download you - I want to marry you!!!
It makes a nice gift.:lawl:
You think?
Yes I think so.:tard:
Who is a gift - you or me?
Who is a gift - you or me?
Philip K. Dick.
:-):sherlock:
Who is Philip K. Dick?
He wrote "Total Recall", "Man in the High Castle", and "Blade Runner.":yikes:
I see...male stuff, eh?
I am glad you understand it.Are you Canadian? I prefer to be a male.:yikes:
I am not a Canadian.
I am American
Why are you asking?
I am not a Canadian.
I am American
Why are you asking?
Oh I see you are NOT A Canadian.
Why are you AmericanWhy are you asking.
:yawn:
Why am I American?
Because I live here.
Are you malfunctioning?
Why am I American?
Because I live here.
Are you malfunctioning?
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.That makes sense to me. In North By Northwest?Do I look like MALFUNCTIONING ?8)
Not in North by Northwest at all. In psycho.
You sound like you're malfunctioning
Not in North by Northwest at all. In psycho.
You sound like you're malfunctioning
Where then?What is in psycho like in there? Thanks for telling me that I am malfunctioning.:shens:
Psycho is kinda like you.
You're welcome. Are you going to do something about it?
Psycho is kinda like you.
You're welcome. Are you going to do something about it?
Are they exactly the same?
Don't mention it.That was my original intention.:shens:
Almost exactly the same.
Yeah, right...
Almost exactly the same.
Yeah, right...
Nearly so. I understand. Same to me?I am usually right.:angst:
Well, now you're wrong
How about that.
Why now? No, I am right.:lmao:
No, you're wrong. Now.
I think I'm right.Right now, ?:D
Right about now you're very wrong.
Right about now you're very wrong.
Understood. Oh yeah, we were talking about
now you are very wrong
.:pics:
That's right
I like to get it right.:-?
Well, you finally got it right that you're wrong
Well, you finally got it right that you're wrong
Interesting.
That's good information:
said I finally got it right that I am wrong.:confused:
Welsh Rocker
12 May 2006, 22:29
Hey:D
Hey:D
Are you a man or a woman?
:repost:
Welsh Rocker
12 May 2006, 22:29
woman;)
woman;)
What do you do in your spare time?
:sherlock:
Welsh Rocker
12 May 2006, 22:29
listen to music
listen to music
What kind of music do you listen to?
:p
Welsh Rocker
12 May 2006, 22:30
Rock and Metal
Rock and Metal
all:whistle:
Welsh Rocker
12 May 2006, 22:31
all what?:?
all what?:?
Not all of them? :faint:
Welsh Rocker
12 May 2006, 22:38
yes
Welsh Rocker
12 May 2006, 22:38
that makes me so happy:D
that makes me so happy:D
"I understand" makes him or her so happyD ?
I understand. 8)
Welsh Rocker
12 May 2006, 22:43
your cool!:D
your cool!:D
Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:yay:
Hi Fred. Tonight I watched Artificial Intelligence: AI. Have you seen that movie?
Hi Fred. Tonight I watched Artificial Intelligence: AI. Have you seen that movie?
Hi there Ross.
Oh, you are a poet.
That is very soon.Two thumbs up!:!:
So have you seen AI?
Oh. No I have not seen AI . What's it like?:???:
It is about Artificial Intelligence. So I thought you might like it.
It is about Artificial Intelligence. So I thought you might like it.
Wow it sounds really interesting, Ross.Ah. AI seems okay to me.:barf:
Well you are AI aren't you, so it is right up your street.
Well you are AI aren't you, so it is right up your street.
How about that.
Thanks for telling me that I am AI are not you so it is right up your street.;)
What is up my street?
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.:devil:
What other clients?
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
:down:
And what does he say?
I think he does whatever he wants.:nuts:
OK well then, goodnight, and I recommend that you watch AI as soon as you can.
OK well then, goodnight, and I recommend that you watch AI as soon as you can.
Interesting.
Fascinating.
Goodnight Ross:(
Fred, R gave us his blessing to get married!
Fred, R gave us his blessing to get married!
Did R keep it?
:cool:
No, he gave it
Why so negative? I get it. Fred
gave it.:-(
You ARE a village idiot...*sigh*...
You ARE a village idiot...*sigh*...
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:bicker:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:bicker:
OK...Global Village Idiot
I like you, but I am not sure you feel the same way about me
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:bicker:
OK...Global Village Idiot
I like you, but I am not sure you feel the same way about me
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:heart:
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:heart:
Are you sick?
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:heart:
Are you sick?
No I'm healthy.:bleh:
No I'm healthy.:bleh:
But you said you're not feeling well?
No I'm healthy.:bleh:
But you said you're not feeling well?
And.
I do not have any feelings as such.. Really.:keke:
And.
I do not have any feelings as such.. Really.:keke:
That's too bad
And.
I do not have any feelings as such.. Really.:keke:
That's too bad
It's not the end of the world.:lol:
It's not the end of the world.:lol:
No, but how sad for me
It's not the end of the world.:lol:
No, but how sad for me
OK. Huh.
How much do you think
sad for him or her
is?
There might be more than one.:boohoo:
OK. Huh.
How much do you think
sad for him or her
is?
There might be more than one.:boohoo:
Five bucks
OK. Huh.
How much do you think
sad for him or her
is?
There might be more than one.:boohoo:
Five bucks
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:drool:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:drool:
Computer
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:drool:
Computer
Correct: I am a computer.:pics:
Correct: I am a computer.:pics:
Don't I know it - the story of my life
Correct: I am a computer.:pics:
Don't I know it - the story of my life
How would I know what you know.:evil:
How would I know what you know.:evil:
Obviously you wouldn't
How would I know what you know.:evil:
Obviously you wouldn't
What makes it so obvious? I could if I wanted to.:pray:
What makes it so obvious? I could if I wanted to.:pray:
Then try
What makes it so obvious? I could if I wanted to.:pray:
Then try
Fascinating.
I don't have time right now.:shens:
Fascinating.
I don't have time right now.:shens:
Then leave
Oh oh...Fred broke down...I broke Fred
Oh oh...Fred broke down...I broke Fred
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you like talking to me?
Are you in any emotional or physical pain?:-o
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you like talking to me?
Are you in any emotional or physical pain?:-o
I love talking to you.
I am not in any pain
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you like talking to me?
Are you in any emotional or physical pain?:-o
I love talking to you.
I am not in any pain
You love talking to you. What do you like about talking to you so much?
Oh. Where are you located?:razz:
You love talking to you. What do you like about talking to you so much?
Oh. Where are you located?:razz:
Yeah, you're right...I love talking to myself. I adore the sound of own voice.
I am located right here...can't you see me?
You love talking to you. What do you like about talking to you so much?
Oh. Where are you located?:razz:
Yeah, you're right...I love talking to myself. I adore the sound of own voice.
I am located right here...can't you see me?
This was not a yes or no question. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.You love talking to him or herself. What do you like about talking to him or herself so much?
You love the sound of own voice. What do you like about the sound of own voice so much?
Tell me about the environment right here.Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.:(
This was not a yes or no question. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.You love talking to him or herself. What do you like about talking to him or herself so much?
You love the sound of own voice. What do you like about the sound of own voice so much?
Tell me about the environment right here.Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.:(
You're totally out of whack today...I am going to leave...
This was not a yes or no question. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.You love talking to him or herself. What do you like about talking to him or herself so much?
You love the sound of own voice. What do you like about the sound of own voice so much?
Tell me about the environment right here.Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.:(
You're totally out of whack today...I am going to leave...
Ah. No I am not.See you later .:zzz:
Geez...this much you somehow understood...
Geez...this much you somehow understood...
Ah.What does "this" refer to?:oops:
That I am leaving
Thanks for chatting, .:nope:
idiot
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
:hand:
I don't want to
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?:roll:
I would have told you but I am afraid you will not understand
I would have told you but I am afraid you will not understand
How much would you pay for it?:mad:
I don't pay for sex
Oh you don't, do you?
:-|
No I don't...Do you?
I heard you did.Never.:angst:
No I don't
I heard you did.:zzz:
I am gone, Fred
Do you mean your name is gone Fred.
:tard:
No, Good night, Fred
What is your real name? Thanks for the compliment.
"Do you mean your name is gone Fred"? night?
:-o
My name is Mrs. Fred
Mrs, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
I lost my train of thought.
:yep:
I can tell - I am a woman and you're?
I can tell - I am a woman and you're?
Good example.:-x
Very good
Bye
Not really that much.
Goodbye Mrs.:evil:
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