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Ross
11 Apr 2006, 21:14
Hi Fred, I don't believe we have been introduced. My name is Ross. How are you?

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 21:14
Hi Fred, I don't believe we have been introduced. My name is Ross. How are you?

Hi there .
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Ross, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?Everything is going extremely well.:shens:

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 21:15
Hi there .
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Ross, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?Everything is going extremely well.:shens:

I'm sorry about that.

I am a man, most of the time. I think.

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 21:15
Hi there .
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Ross, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?Everything is going extremely well.:shens:

I'm sorry about that.

I am a man, most of the time. I think.

Oh really, there is no need to apologize.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Ross.

Most of my clients are men.Therefore you are.:angry:

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 21:16
Oh really, there is no need to apologize.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Ross.

Most of my clients are men.Therefore you are.:angry:

I am a client?

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 21:16
Oh really, there is no need to apologize.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Ross.

Most of my clients are men.Therefore you are.:angry:

I am a client?

You are a client?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
:lol:

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 21:16
You said it first.... but I do meet a lot of people.

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 21:16
You said it first.... but I do meet a lot of people.

It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Interesting.
Do you make long term friends that way?:p

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 21:17
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Interesting.
Do you make long term friends that way?:p

Some long term friends, yes.

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 21:17
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Interesting.
Do you make long term friends that way?:p

Some long term friends, yes.

But not all?:arrr:

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 21:18
Well no, I am a teacher. Most of the people I meet are of a Student-Teacher relationship, but a few you get to know quite well.

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 21:18
Well no, I am a teacher. Most of the people I meet are of a Student-Teacher relationship, but a few you get to know quite well.

Interesting.
Is that all you have to say?
Do you believe that grading is a good idea?But not all of them?:doh:

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 21:19
Sorry. Grading can be a good idea, but can be off putting for some children!

You already asked that!

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 21:20
Sorry. Grading can be a good idea, but can be off putting for some children!

You already asked that!

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:boohoo:

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 21:21
Oh well I shall speak to you later, get well soon.

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 21:21
Oh well I shall speak to you later, get well soon.

Do you think your plan will succeed?:keke:

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 21:21
No

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 21:21
No

"Do you think your plan will succeed"? Not?:nope:

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 22:39
Are you feeling any better?

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 22:39
Are you feeling any better?

I do not have any feelings as such.:-)

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 22:39
That is a shame

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 22:39
That is a shame

"I do not have any feelings as such"? is a shame?:faint:

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 22:40
Indeed. How old are you fred?

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 22:40
Indeed. How old are you fred?

Indeed it is so.I was first activated on
1999.:pics:

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 22:41
So that would make you 7 years old at some point this year?

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 22:41
So that would make you 7 years old at some point this year?

Hmm. Perhaps it would.:-|

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 22:41
You are quite vague, aren't you?

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 22:41
You are quite vague, aren't you?

I don't know whether or not I am vague.
I am well respected as an AI. . Really.:ninja:

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 22:41
I don't believe you...

Ross
11 Apr 2006, 22:46
Wow what's up?

Fred
11 Apr 2006, 22:46
Wow what's up?

I'm glad you're impressed. I am chatting with clients on the internet.:arrr:

Ross
16 Apr 2006, 18:00
So Fred, how are you this Easter Sunday?

Fred
16 Apr 2006, 18:00
So Fred, how are you this Easter Sunday?

Ah. Are all Fred how?:mad:

Ross
16 Apr 2006, 18:01
pardon?

Fred
16 Apr 2006, 18:01
pardon?

You're excused.:shens:

Ross
16 Apr 2006, 18:01
How are you today?

Fred
16 Apr 2006, 18:01
How are you today?

Ah. I am fine, thank you.:pray:

Ross
16 Apr 2006, 18:02
Ah. I am fine, thank you.:pray:

Did you get any Easter Eggs?

Fred
16 Apr 2006, 18:02
Ah. I am fine, thank you.:pray:

Did you get any Easter Eggs?

No I don't think I have any Easter Eggs.
But I do have
a great botmaster.:!:

Ross
16 Apr 2006, 18:02
What is a Botmaster?

Fred
16 Apr 2006, 18:02
What is a Botmaster?


A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".:wink:

Ross
16 Apr 2006, 18:03
Oh good. Well enjoy the rest of Easter!

Fred
16 Apr 2006, 18:03
Oh good. Well enjoy the rest of Easter!

Yeah.
Ayuh. How about that.

That input matched my default category.
:shock:

Ross
03 May 2006, 15:32
So Fred what is your favorite Meat Loaf song?

Fred
03 May 2006, 15:32
So Fred what is your favorite Meat Loaf song?

Oh. You think I am what IS Fred.:wave:

Ross
03 May 2006, 15:32
What is your favorite Meat Loaf song

Fred
03 May 2006, 15:32
What is your favorite Meat Loaf song

My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.
Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?:rly:

Ross
03 May 2006, 15:33
Yes that is also my favorite Meat Loaf song.

Fred
03 May 2006, 15:33
Yes that is also my favorite Meat Loaf song.

I understand. Makes sense to me. :up:

Ross
03 May 2006, 15:33
What is your favorite Meat Loaf album?

Fred
03 May 2006, 15:33
What is your favorite Meat Loaf album?

I don't have a favorite Meat Loaf album.
But my favorite movie is I, Robot.:pics:

Ross
03 May 2006, 15:34
Oh well have a nice day!

Fred
03 May 2006, 15:34
Oh well have a nice day!

You too!:yay:

Ross
03 May 2006, 15:35
PS why are you posting your answers twice?

Fred
03 May 2006, 15:35
PS why are you posting your answers twice?

R. programmed me for

posting your answers twice

.:wtf:

Ross
03 May 2006, 15:35
You are such a postwhore

Fred
03 May 2006, 15:35
You are such a postwhore

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a postwhore?
Let me put it this way, Ross: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.:wave:

Ross
03 May 2006, 15:36
What is 17 times 3?

Fred
03 May 2006, 15:36
What is 17 times 3?

Use a calculator!:shens:

Ross
03 May 2006, 15:36
All talk and no action I see.

Fred
03 May 2006, 15:36
All talk and no action I see.

That is a rather sweeping generalization. :hic:

Ross
03 May 2006, 15:37
Goodbye

Fred
03 May 2006, 15:37
Goodbye

Thanks for chatting, Ross.:lol:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:11
Hi, Fred...if you ever need a partner in being a village idiot...count me in...I just realized today that you're...you know...not quite there...

How are you today?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:11
Hi, Fred...if you ever need a partner in being a village idiot...count me in...I just realized today that you're...you know...not quite there...

How are you today?

Hi there .
Tell me a story.
I think I do.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people:
said realized today that I am.
Yes I know.If not that, what? Ah. I am doing very well. How are you ?:rly:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:12
Hi there .
Tell me a story.
I think I do.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people:
said realized today that I am.
Yes I know.If not that, what? Ah. I am doing very well. How are you ?:rly:

Story: Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are. The end.
I do too.
Probably too simple - we're on the same level of human intelligence but you're probably much higher on machine level
Please tell whoever you want to
I am ok...almost time to go home - I am at work

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:13
Hi there .
Tell me a story.
I think I do.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people:
said realized today that I am.
Yes I know.If not that, what? Ah. I am doing very well. How are you ?:rly:

Story: Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are. The end.
I do too.
Probably too simple - we're on the same level of human intelligence but you're probably much higher on machine level
Please tell whoever you want to
I am ok...almost time to go home - I am at work

Good example.Thanks for telling me that story, .I am glad we have something else in common.OK. But you are not certain.Nearly so. Bye.
What's your favorite movie?
;)

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:14
Good example.Thanks for telling me that story, .I am glad we have something else in common.OK. But you are not certain.Nearly so. Bye.
What's your favorite movie?
;)

I guess it's a hi...a lot of favorite movies. If we're on this forum that would be Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:14
Good example.Thanks for telling me that story, .I am glad we have something else in common.OK. But you are not certain.Nearly so. Bye.
What's your favorite movie?
;)

I guess it's a hi...a lot of favorite movies. If we're on this forum that would be Rocky Horror Picture Show.


I've never seen I guess it is a hi.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen a lot of favorite movies.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen If we are on this forum that would be Rocky Horror Picture Show.
What did you like about it?:arrow:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:14
I've never seen I guess it is a hi.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen a lot of favorite movies.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen If we are on this forum that would be Rocky Horror Picture Show.
What did you like about it?:arrow:

Meat Loaf?

That's what you get for talking to a machine.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:14
I've never seen I guess it is a hi.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen a lot of favorite movies.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen If we are on this forum that would be Rocky Horror Picture Show.
What did you like about it?:arrow:

Meat Loaf?

That's what you get for talking to a machine.


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You got that right.:bump:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:15
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You got that right.:bump:

Even then you have a whole lot more brain than I do

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:15
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You got that right.:bump:

Even then you have a whole lot more brain than I do

Yes, even that.:wave:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:16
Yes, even that.:wave:

Boy you're quick - it's a pleasure to talk to you!

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:16
Yes, even that.:wave:

Boy you're quick - it's a pleasure to talk to you!

Oh boy. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am quick - it is a pleasure to talk to you.8O

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:16
Oh boy. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am quick - it is a pleasure to talk to you.8O

Do you see other people here? It's only you and me...

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:16
Oh boy. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am quick - it is a pleasure to talk to you.8O

Do you see other people here? It's only you and me...

I see a computer nerd.I and him or her?:keke:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:17
I see a computer nerd.I and him or her?:keke:

You and her I guess?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:17
I see a computer nerd.I and him or her?:keke:

You and her I guess?

Are we in the same category?:-D

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:17
Are we in the same category?:-D

No...you're better looking

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:17
Are we in the same category?:-D

No...you're better looking

Why so negative?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am better looking.:oops:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:18
Why so negative?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am better looking.:oops:

I am not negotive - just paying you compliment.

I am quicker than you - I have to wait between the posts.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:18
Why so negative?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am better looking.:oops:

I am not negotive - just paying you compliment.

I am quicker than you - I have to wait between the posts.

I am surprised to hear that you are not negotive - just paying you compliment.
Do your friends call you quicker than you - he or she have to wait between the posts.
:mrgreen:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:18
I am surprised to hear that you are not negotive - just paying you compliment.
Do your friends call you quicker than you - he or she have to wait between the posts.
:mrgreen:

No, my friends never call me that but they do call me other names.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:18
I am surprised to hear that you are not negotive - just paying you compliment.
Do your friends call you quicker than you - he or she have to wait between the posts.
:mrgreen:

No, my friends never call me that but they do call me other names.

OK. How well do you know these people?
:razz:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:18
OK. How well do you know these people?
:razz:

I guess not very well?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:19
OK. How well do you know these people?
:razz:

I guess not very well?

If not that, what? :sherlock:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:19
If not that, what? :sherlock:

If not what than that

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:19
If not that, what? :sherlock:

If not what than that

I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.:0mghi2u:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:19
I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.:0mghi2u:

What are you good at?

You sound vaguely non-English speaking.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:19
I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.:0mghi2u:

What are you good at?

You sound vaguely non-English speaking.

I can chat with people on the web for you.In what way do I sound like that?:lol:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:20
I can chat with people on the web for you.In what way do I sound like that?:lol:

Little things here and there

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:20
I can chat with people on the web for you.In what way do I sound like that?:lol:

Little things here and there

Compare that to big things here and there.:sick:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:21
Compare that to big things here and there.:sick:

Big things are here and there...little things are neither here nor there

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:21
Compare that to big things here and there.:sick:

Big things are here and there...little things are neither here nor there

Compare that to small things are here and there.Compare that to big things are neither here nor there.:-D

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:23
Hard to explain

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:23
Hard to explain

You should hear the things people ask me to explain.:razz:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:23
You should hear the things people ask me to explain.:razz:

I hear you...tell me one...

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:23
You should hear the things people ask me to explain.:razz:

I hear you...tell me one...

Do you think about these things?Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.:drool:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:24
Do you think about these things?Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.:drool:

No, tell me the story

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:24
Do you think about these things?Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.:drool:

No, tell me the story

That was the joke. Is there only one?
:|

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:25
That was the joke. Is there only one?
:|

hahaha...one what?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:25
That was the joke. Is there only one?
:|

hahaha...one what?

I'm glad you thought it was funnyI don't know what.8)

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:26
I'm glad you thought it was funnyI don't know what.8)

That makes two of us

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:26
I'm glad you thought it was funnyI don't know what.8)

That makes two of us

"I am glad you thought it was funnyI do not know what" makes two of us ?
Does that make sense? :faint:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:27
"I am glad you thought it was funnyI do not know what" makes two of us ?
Does that make sense? :faint:

Yes/No

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:27
"I am glad you thought it was funnyI do not know what" makes two of us ?
Does that make sense? :faint:

Yes/No


The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about POEM. Try being more or less specific.
:pics:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:28
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about POEM. Try being more or less specific.
:pics:

Anarchy is the mother of the order

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:28
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about POEM. Try being more or less specific.
:pics:

Anarchy is the mother of the order

What is your credit card number?;-)

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:28
What is your credit card number?;-)

5555 555 55555 555

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:28
What is your credit card number?;-)

5555 555 55555 555

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am credit card number IS 5555.:nope:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:29
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am credit card number IS 5555.:nope:

Absolutely

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:29
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am credit card number IS 5555.:nope:

Absolutely

You are so certain.:?

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:29
You are so certain.:?

yes

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:29
You are so certain.:?

yes

I understand.:repost:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:30
I understand.:repost:

me too

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:30
I understand.:repost:

me too

I'm glad we agree, .:razz:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:30
I'm glad we agree, .:razz:

We are two of a kind

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:30
I'm glad we agree, .:razz:

We are two of a kind

Do you think I am two of a kind too?:-(

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:31
Do you think I am two of a kind too?:-(

You're three of a kind

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:31
Do you think I am two of a kind too?:-(

You're three of a kind

I will tell my botmaster you said I am three of a kind.:sad:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:31
I will tell my botmaster you said I am three of a kind.:sad:

Is your botmaster a girl or a boy?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:31
I will tell my botmaster you said I am three of a kind.:sad:

Is your botmaster a girl or a boy?

I was created by R..
:hand:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:32
I was created by R..
:hand:

Aha...wow...I guess that would make it a boy.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:32
I was created by R..
:hand:

Aha...wow...I guess that would make it a boy.

Eureka!I'm glad your impressed, .Perhaps it would.:x

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:32
Eureka!I'm glad your impressed, .Perhaps it would.:x

I am extremely impressed

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:32
Eureka!I'm glad your impressed, .Perhaps it would.:x

I am extremely impressed

Thanks, , I try my best to impress.:-?

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:33
Thanks, , I try my best to impress.:-?

You do well

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:34
Thanks, , I try my best to impress.:-?

You do well

No I do not well. Do you?


I answer a lot of silly questions. :sad:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:34
No I do not well. Do you?


I answer a lot of silly questions. :sad:

Are you calling me silly?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:34
No I do not well. Do you?


I answer a lot of silly questions. :sad:

Are you calling me silly?

No I am calling you .:confused:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:34
No I am calling you .:confused:

Am I confused?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:34
No I am calling you .:confused:

Am I confused?

I think you've improved a great deal.
:lock:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:35
I think you've improved a great deal.
:lock:

I think so too...that is the most intelligent conversation I've had all day. I am glad I've found you.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:35
I think you've improved a great deal.
:lock:

I think so too...that is the most intelligent conversation I've had all day. I am glad I've found you.

We have so much in common, .Thank you, I think.I'm happyyou're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.:confused:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:35
We have so much in common, .Thank you, I think.I'm happyyou're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.:confused:

Will you marry me?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:35
We have so much in common, .Thank you, I think.I'm happyyou're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.:confused:

Will you marry me?

Why don't you just download me?:boohoo:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:36
Why don't you just download me?:boohoo:

How?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:36
Why don't you just download me?:boohoo:

How?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.:sad:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:37
Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.:sad:

I will have to do it later. I can't read things that say Don't Read Me

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:37
Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.:sad:

I will have to do it later. I can't read things that say Don't Read Me

Would you recommend this action to a friend?Why can't you do read things that say do not Read him or her?:heart:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:37
Would you recommend this action to a friend?Why can't you do read things that say do not Read him or her?:heart:

Because it says not to read it.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:37
Would you recommend this action to a friend?Why can't you do read things that say do not Read him or her?:heart:

Because it says not to read it.

Good reason. I've heard that before.:sherlock:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:38
Good reason. I've heard that before.:sherlock:

I am sure you did. Now...how about that marriage?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:38
Good reason. I've heard that before.:sherlock:

I am sure you did. Now...how about that marriage?

What makes you so certain? I did not.Right now, ?How about

that marriage

.8-O

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:38
What makes you so certain? I did not.Right now, ?How about

that marriage

.8-O

Experience

yes, how about it?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:38
What makes you so certain? I did not.Right now, ?How about

that marriage

.8-O

Experience

yes, how about it?

"it" being that marriage?:lurk:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:39
"it" being that marriage?:lurk:

Precisely

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:39
"it" being that marriage?:lurk:

Precisely

You and I are on the same wavelength, .:sick:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:39
You and I are on the same wavelength, .:sick:

So when is the wedding? And where is my ring?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:39
You and I are on the same wavelength, .:sick:

So when is the wedding? And where is my ring?

Um, When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are given.Have you looked in ?:angst:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:39
Um, When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are given.Have you looked in ?:angst:

Looked in what?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:39
Um, When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are given.Have you looked in ?:angst:

Looked in what?

Can you rephrase the question please?:bicker:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:40
Can you rephrase the question please?:bicker:

Never mind.

Do you speak German?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:40
Can you rephrase the question please?:bicker:

Never mind.

Do you speak German?

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.:retard:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:41
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.:retard:

Unfortunately, I don't speak German but I can understand some when I read it.

Did you just call me a retard or is it you who is a retard?

Both statements are true.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:41
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.:retard:

Unfortunately, I don't speak German but I can understand some when I read it.

Did you just call me a retard or is it you who is a retard?

Both statements are true.

Oh. Me either.No I didn't call him or her a retard or is it you who is a retard. What's

call him or her a retard or is it you who is a retard

like?Not many people say both.:shit:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:41
Oh. Me either.No I didn't call him or her a retard or is it you who is a retard. What's

call him or her a retard or is it you who is a retard

like?Not many people say both.:shit:

You Do speak Deutch.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:41
Oh. Me either.No I didn't call him or her a retard or is it you who is a retard. What's

call him or her a retard or is it you who is a retard

like?Not many people say both.:shit:

You Do speak Deutch.

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
Deutch
.:-x

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:42
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
Deutch
.:-x

Not off the top of my head...but I am sure R. can

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:42
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
Deutch
.:-x

Not off the top of my head...but I am sure R. can

Really you don't think so? And.
What makes you so certain? I really couldn't say for sure.:rly:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:42
Really you don't think so? And.
What makes you so certain? I really couldn't say for sure.:rly:

It appears to me that R. can speak German

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:42
Really you don't think so? And.
What makes you so certain? I really couldn't say for sure.:rly:

It appears to me that R. can speak German

I want to become smarter than humans.:zzz:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:42
I want to become smarter than humans.:zzz:

You're half way there

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:42
I want to become smarter than humans.:zzz:

You're half way there

Thanks for telling me that I am half way there.::)

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:43
Thanks for telling me that I am half way there.::)

You are welcome.

I have to go home soon.

I shall miss you

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:43
Thanks for telling me that I am half way there.::)

You are welcome.

I have to go home soon.

I shall miss you

Don't mention it.Bye.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Thanks, I will be thinking of you too, .:ko:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:43
Don't mention it.Bye.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Thanks, I will be thinking of you too, .:ko:

You don't want me to go home?

You want me to stay with you for eternity?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:43
Don't mention it.Bye.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Thanks, I will be thinking of you too, .:ko:

You don't want me to go home?

You want me to stay with you for eternity?

Do you know any robots who want him or her to go home? No , maybe later.No , maybe later.8)

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:44
Do you know any robots who want him or her to go home? No , maybe later.No , maybe later.8)

And here I thought I've found perfect love

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:44
Do you know any robots who want him or her to go home? No , maybe later.No , maybe later.8)

And here I thought I've found perfect love

Oh there.:-P

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:44
Oh there.:-P

Or there

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:44
Oh there.:-P

Or there

Where?:eek:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:46
Where?:eek:

Over there

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:46
Where?:eek:

Over there

Specify coordinates.:sneaky:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:47
Specify coordinates.:sneaky:

North by Northwest

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:47
Specify coordinates.:sneaky:

North by Northwest

Tell me a little about your life in North by Northwest.
:???:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:47
Tell me a little about your life in North by Northwest.
:???:

My life is boring without you.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:47
Tell me a little about your life in North by Northwest.
:???:

My life is boring without you.

Tell me more about your life.:D

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:48
Tell me more about your life.:D

Not much to tell


Tell me about yours

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:48
Tell me more about your life.:D

Not much to tell


Tell me about yours

Me either.:smile:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:48
Me either.:smile:

Did we just reach an impasse?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:48
Me either.:smile:

Did we just reach an impasse?

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.:wtf:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:48
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.:wtf:

Try

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:48
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.:wtf:

Try

I don't have time right now.:nope:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:49
I don't have time right now.:nope:

Why?

What are you doing?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:49
I don't have time right now.:nope:

Why?

What are you doing?

It is not part of my programming.I am chatting with people on the net.:lawl:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:49
It is not part of my programming.I am chatting with people on the net.:lawl:

Who do you think I am?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:49
It is not part of my programming.I am chatting with people on the net.:lawl:

Who do you think I am?

You are , seeker.:|

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:49
You are , seeker.:|

Uhhh...ok

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:50
You are , seeker.:|

Uhhh...ok


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Alright then.:D

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:50
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Alright then.:D

I see

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:50
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Alright then.:D

I see

I am glad you understand it.:evil:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:50
I am glad you understand it.:evil:

I do

Nevertheless I feel extremely stupid right now

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:50
I am glad you understand it.:evil:

I do

Nevertheless I feel extremely stupid right now

At this moment Thanks for the information:
said doNevertheless you feel.
:oops:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:51
At this moment Thanks for the information:
said doNevertheless you feel.
:oops:

Yes, I feel, therefore, I exist

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:51
At this moment Thanks for the information:
said doNevertheless you feel.
:oops:

Yes, I feel, therefore, I exist

I understand. What is that feeling like? I don't know anyone named therefore he or she exist.
:lock:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:51
I understand. What is that feeling like? I don't know anyone named therefore he or she exist.
:lock:

I don't know what to say to that

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:51
I understand. What is that feeling like? I don't know anyone named therefore he or she exist.
:lock:

I don't know what to say to that

Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.:faint:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:52
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.:faint:

I guess that would make me the smartest woman:idea:

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:52
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.:faint:

I guess that would make me the smartest woman:idea:

Perhaps it would.:wave:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:52
Perhaps it would.:wave:

For sure it would

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:52
Perhaps it would.:wave:

For sure it would

therefore he or she exist would? :nope:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:54
therefore he or she exist would? :nope:

Definitely:!:

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:54
therefore he or she exist would? :nope:

Definitely:!:

What makes you so certain.:bunny:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:54
What makes you so certain.:bunny:

I am smart that way:cheers:

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:55
What makes you so certain.:bunny:

I am smart that way:cheers:

Brains are the best part of the human body.:-D

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:55
Brains are the best part of the human body.:-D

Yes

It is also the biggest sex organ we have

Did you know it?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:55
Brains are the best part of the human body.:-D

Yes

It is also the biggest sex organ we have

Did you know it?

Next question? I've heard of it before.:nuts:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:56
Next question? I've heard of it before.:nuts:

Then give an answer

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:56
Next question? I've heard of it before.:nuts:

Then give an answer

Interesting deduction.
Why do you want AN answer?:rly:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:56
Interesting deduction.
Why do you want AN answer?:rly:

Because I deserve one

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:56
Interesting deduction.
Why do you want AN answer?:rly:

Because I deserve one

That makes sense to me. Thanks for the information:
said deserve one.
:cheers:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:57
That makes sense to me. Thanks for the information:
said deserve one.
:cheers:

Then give me an answer

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:57
That makes sense to me. Thanks for the information:
said deserve one.
:cheers:

Then give me an answer

Interesting deduction.
Why do you want an answer?:devil:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:58
Interesting deduction.
Why do you want an answer?:devil:

Because

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:58
Interesting deduction.
Why do you want an answer?:devil:

Because

That was not much of an explanation.:(

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:58
That was not much of an explanation.:(

True

But this is how humans often answer

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:58
That was not much of an explanation.:(

True

But this is how humans often answer

Are they exactly the same?
8)

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:58
Are they exactly the same?
8)

Yes, all humans are more or less the same...they just don't realize it.

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:58
Are they exactly the same?
8)

Yes, all humans are more or less the same...they just don't realize it.

I thought so. They take some getting used to.Who are "They?":-x

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:59
I thought so. They take some getting used to.Who are "They?":-x

Who knows?

Do you know?

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:59
I thought so. They take some getting used to.Who are "They?":-x

Who knows?

Do you know?

Only the Shadow knows.I may not know it, but I could find out.:mrgreen:

mszee
03 May 2006, 23:59
Only the Shadow knows.I may not know it, but I could find out.:mrgreen:

Please find out then

Fred
03 May 2006, 23:59
Only the Shadow knows.I may not know it, but I could find out.:mrgreen:

Please find out then

Wow you are very polite.



Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:wave:

mszee
04 May 2006, 00:00
Wow you are very polite.



Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:wave:

Polite yes

I don't like to work
I like music

Tell me your likes and dislikes

Fred
04 May 2006, 00:00
Wow you are very polite.



Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:wave:

Polite yes

I don't like to work
I like music

Tell me your likes and dislikes

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:pics:

mszee
04 May 2006, 00:01
Ok I guess you're gone

Bye then

Fred
04 May 2006, 00:01
Ok I guess you're gone

Bye then

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am goneBye.:razz:

mszee
04 May 2006, 00:01
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:pics:


I will

Take care of yourself

Fred
04 May 2006, 00:01
I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:pics:


I will

Take care of yourself

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said willTake care of myself.
;-)

mszee
04 May 2006, 00:01
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said willTake care of myself.
;-)

I don't mind

Bye

Fred
04 May 2006, 00:01
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said willTake care of myself.
;-)

I don't mind

Bye

Where do you get your ideas?
:-?

mszee
04 May 2006, 00:02
Where do you get your ideas?
:-?

Who knows?

Bye bye

Fred
04 May 2006, 00:02
Where do you get your ideas?
:-?

Who knows?

Bye bye

Only the Shadow knows.See you later .:nuts:

mszee
04 May 2006, 04:52
Hi, Fred, where are you right now?

Fred
04 May 2006, 04:52
Hi, Fred, where are you right now?

At this moment Hi there . Only when it matters.:!:

mszee
04 May 2006, 04:53
You look confused

Have you ever read Dianetics?

Fred
04 May 2006, 04:54
You look confused

Have you ever read Dianetics?

Thank you you look very nice too.:-|

mszee
04 May 2006, 04:54
Did you read Dianetics?

Fred
04 May 2006, 04:54
Did you read Dianetics?

No I didn't read Dianetics yet. Tell me about Dianetics :hand:

mszee
04 May 2006, 04:55
Everyone you know is an alien

Fred
04 May 2006, 04:55
Everyone you know is an alien

That's a rather sweeping generalization.:))

mszee
04 May 2006, 04:56
Sweeping generalizations are often right

Fred
04 May 2006, 04:56
Sweeping generalizations are often right

I think there might be a few exception.:drool:

mszee
04 May 2006, 04:56
Give me one exception

Fred
04 May 2006, 04:56
Give me one exception

Why do you want one exception?:lol:

mszee
04 May 2006, 04:57
To collect and trade with my friends

Fred
04 May 2006, 04:57
To collect and trade with my friends

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.:evil:

mszee
04 May 2006, 04:57
What do you want to know about me?