MLUKFC Dating Service

[Hypnobabe]

Due to popular demand....

If you're single and looking, post your approximate location, age, and what you're looking for.... :lol:

[Hypnobabe]

P.S.

<--- Happily married, by the way...

[RadioMaster]

Great, didn´t thought do whould really do it! :D

But why not?
I am a male
17 years old
Eisenach, Germany
let´s see if something happens...

R.

[Chris]

Obviously any ladies looking for dates will need to be vetted by the management first.

We have two utterly gorgeous ladies on here, so if they and all the other cute ladies would like to form a queue outside the admin office.

Thank you in advance!:twisted:

[R.]

Obviously any ladies looking for dates will need to be vetted by the management first.

We have two utterly gorgeous ladies on here, so if they and all the other cute ladies would like to form a queue outside the admin office.

Thank you in advance!:twisted:Thanks, Michelle. :))

[RadioMaster]

Thanks, Michelle. :))

Im a little confused :confused: i thought her name was Gladys...

[Ageing Bat]

only once was she Gladys....... and that was for a Knight!!

[RadioMaster]

I thought of a little transsexual surgeory
Gladys->Chris->Michelle->???

[Benny]

:lmao: :lmao:

[Ross]

:shock: :??:

[AndyK]

Gladys->Chris->Michelle->???

Yeah... she used to be indecisive, now she's not so sure.

[Rockette]

:rly:

[Chris]

Go on then, I'll try adn drag this thread back to the original topic!

I was going to say i am looking for a leggy blonde supermodel who grows her own pot, owns a brewery and has a like minded twin sister!!
but thought that might be a bit daft!
And it is probably a bit cliched to ask for someone who likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, someone who's not into yoga but is into champagne and who likes making love at midnight in the dunes down the cape....

So i will instead leave it open and see who is interested (if anyone)!!!

[RadioMaster]

Go on then, I'll try adn drag this thread back to the original topic!
Took a long time till you react gladys!


I was going to say i am looking for a leggy blonde supermodel who grows her own pot, owns a brewery and has a like minded twin sister!!
Who doesn´t?

So i will instead leave it open and see who is interested (if anyone)!!!
I think nobody, because anyone posted on topic under this thread until now, but if you know some of these supermodels, living in Germany, and got a affinity for Meat Loaf fans, then tell me! Please!!!
R.

[LucyK!]

Aww I have a boyfriend but I wanna play!! :(

[AndyK]

Aww I have a boyfriend but I wanna play!! :(

So do you want an "attached but looking discretely" thread? :lmao:

[LucyK!]

Yes please!

[Ross]

I'll 2nd that motion....

[AndyK]

Yes please!

You'll need to post under a psuedonym so that your significant other doesn't find out :))

[LucyK!]

Ahh I can handle him....lol And he's not coming to Oulton so you won't get shouted at lol!

[AndyK]

Ahh I can handle him....lol And he's not coming to Oulton so you won't get shouted at lol!

Lol shhhh, thought we were going to be discrete? :))

[Ankie]

Lol shhhh, thought we were going to be discrete? :))

Yes, but this is discrete, it is only the people visiting this board who will know ;) :D

[LucyK!]

That rules out meeting you at Knickerbrook then! lol

[Skeleton]

I´m not that desperate that I have to find my guy from the net, but what the hell... :lol:

I´m 21, student (book-keeping)
I´m not very sporty but I swim, shoot and walk in the nature. (Walk in the counryside)
And I live in Finland..

(I don´t think that there´s any available boy from Finland... :roll: )

[Ageing Bat]

...... and walk in the nature.



I think you may want to edit that bit ....... it's got a bit lost in the translation, and means something totally different to what I think you intended to put ;) :oops: :lmao:

I think you meant "I like to walk in the countryside"....... or maybe not?

[Skeleton]

I think you meant "I like to walk in the countryside"....... or maybe not?

Your absolut right.. my mistake.. :lol: Thank you for correcting..

[Rob The Badger]

18 yr old male......seeks....other males :neutral:
I don't even think there's another like minded fella here...
lol
Surprise me.

:?

[Heli]

18 yr old male......seeks....other males :neutral:
I don't even think there's another like minded fella here...
lol
Surprise me.

:?


"I'm the only gay in the village" ;)

[Rob The Badger]

:sad:

[Heli]

I'm sorry sweetie :p

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I want Gerry !!!!;)

[Gez]

I want Gerry !!!!;)
http://img274.imageshack.us/img274/1394/laser20love20heart20effect20wi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

.....you got me babe

[Ageing Bat]

:barf:

[Gez]

:barf:

........ah, jealousy is a terrible thing :shock:

[Hypnobabe]

So being as FA and Gerry seem to be of the same mind, do I get to be Cilla? And buy a hat? :lmao:

[dottie]

Don't suppose there's anyone old enough for me:lol: :roll:

[LucyK!]

Well I've got my paws on Meat so he's off the list! lol

[Ageing Bat]

Don't suppose there's anyone old enough for me:lol: :roll:


Why would you want to go for an old one Dottie?????

[dottie]

Why would you want to go for an old one Dottie?????


Experience of Life of course:lol: but open to offers:-P

[Gez]

18 yr old male......seeks....other males :neutral:
I don't even think there's another like minded fella here...
lol
Surprise me.

:?
:0mghi2u: yoo hoo :0mghi2u:

[AndrewG]

I´m not very sporty but I swim, shoot and walk in the nature. (Walk in the counryside)


You shoot ?!
So what would you do if you ended a relationship?! Shoot him?

[RadioMaster]

Another thread that came back from the dead:twisted:

[mszee]

Why would you want to go for an old one Dottie?????

Amen.....................

[Paul191]

I like the sound of this;

Name: Paul Walker
Age: 18
Sex: Yes
Attributes: Blonde and tall
Bonus attributes: My girlfriend doesn't mind! ;)

PS: Ladies only!!

[amethyst]

Name: ames
Age: is just a number :lol:
Sex: as often as possible ;)
Attributes: just the normal female ones :oops:
Favourite quote: when i am good i am very very good, but when i am bad i am better :lol: ;) :oops: .

[Jaycee]

Cool! idea can I join?..

Name: Jaycee
Age: as old as you want me to be (have pics if you like)
Sex: yes and often (female)
Single: No, but that never stopped me from doing anything
Hobbies: MUSIC, singing
Occupation: Audio Engineering student

[Heli]

Name: Helena
Age: 16 (going on 17, or 18 if we're going out clubbing ^_^)
Sex: Female (you dirty minded people :P)
Single: Yes, and not intentionally looking...but if the right guy comes along, then why not! ;)
Hobbies: Ermm....I don't know really. Music....obviously....I'm a big Queen fan as well as Meat Loaf. I do love all sorts of music though; it depends what mood i'm in. I like going places...i love the theatre...i love meeting new people...i love doing new things....i love talking (can you tell).
Occupation: Subway Sandwich Artist ^_^
Star Sign: Cancer

[RadioMaster]

Wow...
queen and Meat, two of the greatest bands/artists in musical history.
You must be happy about the Brian May/Bad for Good thing.

[mszee]

Do we have a match???

[Skeleton]

You shoot ?!
So what would you do if you ended a relationship?! Shoot him?

Nope, but if he hurts me he end up into 6 feet under.. :twisted: (Just joking... :lol: ) I dont hurt anyone who doesn´t hurt me first..

[Heli]

Wow...
queen and Meat, two of the greatest bands/artists in musical history.
You must be happy about the Brian May/Bad for Good thing.


I'm blissfully happy! :mrgreen: I'm what they call a Mayniac! I'm a huge Brian May fan.....funnily enough he mentioned me twice on his website recently :p very cool ^_^

[fabstab]

Don't tell me i am the only gay guy around here??? Damn, let's break down the misconception gay= loves madonna....i like Meat (pun intended) far better---LOLOLOL

[mszee]

Don't tell me i am the only gay guy around here??? Damn, let's break down the misconception gay= loves madonna....i like Meat (pun intended) far better---LOLOLOL

Do I have to do everything here???


See post #27


http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpost.php?p=209654&postcount=27

[fabstab]

thanks mszee..but 18 is wayyy too young on me..lol

[RadioMaster]

Can I make all these vicious gay jokes now?:twisted:;-)

[The Flying Mouse]

Can I make all these vicious gay jokes now?:twisted:;-)

:twisted: Nope :mrgreen:

[mszee]

thanks mszee..but 18 is wayyy too young on me..lol

Sorry...maybe it would be a good idea than to indicate what age you're looking for?

Not making any comments about male ML fans...no way...

*Runs and ducks*

[mszee]

Can I make all these vicious gay jokes now?:twisted:;-)

No way, RJ...

[AndrewG]

Occupation: Subway Sandwich Artist ^_^

Hmmmmm Subway sandwhiches......:drool:

[Heli]

Hmmmmm Subway sandwhiches......:drool:


I make the best :cool: :-P

[The Flying Mouse]

I make the best :cool: :-P

:twisted: Are thet free to Moderators? :mrgreen:

We got any matches yet? :shock:

[RadioMaster]

I would date you if you gimme one (or 200) for free! :twisted: :))

[mszee]

:twisted: Are thet free to Moderators? :mrgreen:

We got any matches yet? :shock:

YOU!!!! Yes, YOU...the one that looks like ML...

YOU GET OFF THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW!!! OR ELSE...

[Heli]

I would date you if you gimme one (or 200) for free! :twisted: :))



Oh charming!! I know they say "a way to a man's heart is through his stomach", but thats taking the piss slightly! :evil:


:keke:

[Heli]

:twisted: Are thet free to Moderators? :mrgreen:

We got any matches yet? :shock:


And no, they're not! :twisted:

[mszee]

And no, they're not! :twisted:

I thought we had at least one...although not from this service...

[Heli]

I thought we had at least one...although not from this service...


lol no, sorry hun, I meant about the free sandwiches! Lol

[mszee]

lol no, sorry hun, I meant about the free sandwiches! Lol

Don't give him any...he is on a diet...

[The Flying Mouse]

YOU!!!! Yes, YOU...the one that looks like ML...

YOU GET OFF THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW!!! OR ELSE...

:twisted: Yes darling :oops:

[The Flying Mouse]

Don't give him any...he is on a diet...

:twisted: Since when? :shock:

[mszee]

:twisted: Yes darling :oops:

Still here, eh???

[mszee]

:twisted: Since when? :shock:

Since I said so...K???

[RadioMaster]

Oh charming!! I know they say "a way to a man's heart is through his stomach", but thats taking the piss slightly! :evil:


:keke:

Hmmm, (politely overlooking the :evil:)
The freedom of doing what I want or free sandwiches...:?
Very hard to decide...
People, what would you say???

[mszee]

Hmmm, (politely overlooking the :evil:)
The freedom of doing what I want or free sandwiches...:?
Very hard to decide...
People, what would you say???

RJ...Heli is quite a catch...with or without sandwiches...I can assure you of this...

[Heli]

Aren't I rather young for you Radio?? :P

Still, who said I wanted you in the first place! If i was gonna waste free sandwiches on someone, they're gonna have to be worth it! :twisted:

[RadioMaster]

Aren't I rather young for you Radio?? :P

Still, who said I wanted you in the first place! If i was gonna waste free sandwiches on someone, they're gonna have to be worth it! :twisted:

I AM!!!
Let me show you that I am worth a free sandw- errh, you.
PS: I´m 17, so I hope not too old for you...

[mszee]

Aren't I rather young for you Radio?? :P

Still, who said I wanted you in the first place! If i was gonna waste free sandwiches on someone, they're gonna have to be worth it! :twisted:

Heli...honestly? i think you two are perfect for each other...and I AM a great matchmaker

[Heli]

I AM!!!
Let me show you that I am worth a free sandw- errh, you.
PS: I´m 17, so I hope not too old for you...


:lmao: I'm hard to please you know! :p ;)

[mszee]

:lmao: I'm hard to please you know! :p ;)

Yeah...but he is perfect...just remember that English isn't his first language...

[RadioMaster]

:heart: :heart: :heart:
You know,
it´s cold and lonely in the deep dark night, but I can see the paradise here, by the dashboard light,
You know that I want you, you know that I need you baby, you know that I love you, so why isn´t that enough...
:heart: :heart: :heart:

[Heli]

:heart: :heart: :heart:
You know,
it´s cold and lonely in the deep dark night, but I can see the paradise here, by the dashboard light,
You know that I want you, you know that I need you baby, you know that I love you, so why isn´t that enough...
:heart: :heart: :heart:


Funny how love is anywhere you're bound to be
Funny how love is every song in every key
Funny how love is coming home in time for tea

You say you love me
And I hardly know your name
And if I say I love you in the candle light
There's no-one but myself to blame
But there's something inside
That's turning my mind away

Both Queen songs :-P

[RadioMaster]

You´ve got me bagging on my knees come on throw the dog a bone!:pray:
A man, he doesn´t live by Rock n Roll and brew alone.:!:
Rock n Roll and brew, they dont mean a thing when I compare them next to you
I know that you and I, we´ve got better things to do :retard:

I don´t know who you are,
what you do,
where you go when you´re not around
I don´t know anything about you baby,
but you´re everything I´m dreaming of
I dont know who you are, but you´re a real dead ringer for love!

You´ve got the kind of legs, that do more than walk,
you´ve got the kind of eyes, that do more than see,
you´ve got the kind of lips, that do more than drink.

But let me tell you at least one thing:
Tire tracks and broken hearts, that´s all we are leaving, behind,
It really doesnt matter what we are losing, baby
the only matter is what we are going to find!

I could say much more, like... We´ll never be as young as we are right now, but, I think you know what I´m trying to say...:heart:

PS: You´ll have to pay for it later, if you dont get it, when it´s going for free!;-)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Looks like love is in the air on the forums again :mrgreen:

[Heli]

:twisted: Looks like love is in the air on the forums again :mrgreen:


Where??!! :shock:



:twisted:

[Heli]

And the band began to play, without a song they'd lose their way
A song of love and custom dreams, a song of yesterday

When they danced, when they danced, her skirts were lifted high
She felt the music in his arms, the danger in his eyes

And a woman said no, and a man said "but I love you so"
And a woman moved closer, and a man said "Take my love into your heart
I must have you here by my side"

It happened all too fast, they came to love and they came to last
No-one remembers now who lied, true love is made of glass

And a woman said "change", and a man said "as soon as I can"
And a woman said "open up", and a man said
"Your way's right, you're my love, I won't be holdin' you down"

In the evening of their lives, no regrets and clear blue skies
They meet again in old New York, he tells her one sweet lie

And they danced and they danced, and a man said "'n I love you so"
And a woman moved closer, and a man said "take my love into your heart
I must have you here by my side"


LOL!

[RadioMaster]

When I saw you hanging around the truckstop, shining like an angel in the night, when I saw you crying like a baby I knew we had to be together.
You know, I am so hypnotized by the smile in your eyes today, flying free as a bird, caught inside every word you say
This is big time!
This is larger than life!
See the sparks fly, when you´re standing by my side!
Every step, every move, everything I do,
Life is beautiful, beacuse of you!
But then I saw you making love to a group of my best friends, and I think I´m gonna have to leave you, because I´m feeling much to weak to share...No! Sorry! Wrong Lyrics! Forget the last part.

[Heli]

When I saw you hanging around the truckstop, shining like an angel in the night, when I saw you crying like a baby I knew we had to be together.
You know, I am so hypnotized by the smile in your eyes today, flying free as a bird, caught inside every word you say
This is big time!
This is larger than life!
See the sparks fly, when you´re standing by my side!
Every step, every move, everything I do,
Life is beautiful, beacuse of you!
But then I saw you making love to a group of my best friends, and I think I´m gonna have to leave you, because I´m feeling much to weak to share...No! Sorry! Wrong Lyrics! Forget the last part.

:shock: What are you trying to insinuate?? That I give out free sandwiches to everyone?! :yikes: :twisted:

Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods??

I don't have to know you name and I wont tell you what to do but girl she doesn't live by only rock n rollin brew!! :-P

[AndrewG]

:shock: What are you trying to insinuate?? That I give out free sandwiches to everyone?! :yikes: :twisted:


That Subway you work in could be out of business if that were the case! ;)

[Heli]

That Subway you work in could be out of business if that were the case! ;)



:yikes:


Am I giving out whorish vibes or something here?! :shock: :lmao:

I'm not that bad, surely?!? :O

[AndrewG]

Why does Meat's video of "More than you deserve" keep springing to my mind and instead of Meat and the girl I can picture RJ trying to buy a sandwhich of you and making a big deal out of it? :))

[Heli]

Why does Meat's video of "More than you deserve" keep springing to my mind and instead of Meat and the girl I can picture RJ trying to buy a sandwhich of you and making a big deal out of it? :))



:lmao: !!!! I think you need to get out more :twisted:! Just coz you want a free subway :p

[AndrewG]

:lmao: !!!! I think you need to get out more :twisted:! Just coz you want a free subway :p

Possibly. However I never suggested I wanted a subway for free. A man's gotta pay for his luxuries; cars, women, music, subway sandwhiches, you name it.

[Cathie]

Hate to break it to you but when Heli finally sees the light she is MINE :twisted:

I'm sick of being partner-less.

So...

Bisexual girl.
19 years old.
Any takers?

[Heli]

Possibly. However I never suggested I wanted a subway for free. A man's gotta pay for his luxuries; cars, women, music, subway sandwhiches, you name it.



Hmmmm...you sound rich! What did you say your name was again ;) :twisted:


:keke:

[Heli]

Hate to break it to you but when Heli finally sees the light she is MINE :twisted:

I'm sick of being partner-less.

So...

Bisexual girl.
19 years old.
Any takers?


And don't you know it babe ;) :p :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

But then I saw you making love to a group of my best friends, and I think I´m gonna have to leave you, because I´m feeling much to weak to share...No! Sorry! Wrong Lyrics! Forget the last part.

:twisted: RJ. you do know that this is where you went wrong right here? :lmao:
Talk about spoiling the moment :shock: :lol:

[mszee]

Well, I've seen the light of the romance...and just as fast...the sun sat down...oh well...try again...

[Heli]

Well, I've seen the light of the romance...and just as fast...the sun sat down...oh well...try again...


As the sun sets, the moon rises....and thats just as beautiful! ;)

[mszee]

As the sun sets, the moon rises....and thats just as beautiful! ;)

Oh yeah...moonlit walks by the ocean...sounds good...

[RadioMaster]

Let me have another chance,uh!
It´s all or nothing, but nothings all I ever get:-(

[Heli]

Let me have another chance,uh!
It´s all or nothing, but nothings all I ever get:-(


:bunny:

Will you raise me up, will you help me down? Will you get me out of this god forsaken town?? Will you make it all a little less cold??

[RadioMaster]

Oh, I can do that! Oh yeah, I can do that!


:pray::heart::pray::heart::pray::heart::pray::heart::pray:
I am nothing but a lonely boy looking for somehting new
and you are nothing but a lonely girl but you were something like a dream come through

[AndrewG]

This should be a private thread/chatroom perhaps? ;-)

[Heli]

:lmao:

Getting jealous Musicman?? ;)

[AndrewG]

No but all this talk about love is making me hungry and there ain't no Subway around. :lmao:

Lonely Boys and Subway Girls, down the corner and all around the world!

[Heli]

No but all this talk about love is making me hungry and there ain't no Subway around. :lmao:

Speaking of which, I've just had one! :drool:


And anyone....this is sheer fun....no love involved! :-P

[Heli]

(Ok I just thought of this one and wanted to post it in all it's cheesey glory, before I forget it :mrgreen: )

Radio whats new, radio, some one still loves yoooooou! :p

[AndrewG]

And anyone....this is sheer fun....no love involved! :-P

That's what you think. I reckon Radio has built a shrine in his bedroom for you already.

[Heli]

That's what you think. I reckon Radio has built a shrine in his bedroom for you already.


And you havent?! :twisted:

[RadioMaster]

That's what you think. I reckon Radio has built a shrine in his bedroom for you already.

:shock: :nuts:
But, erm...
you know...
I would do ANYTHING for love,
but I won´t do THAT!

[Heli]

:shock: :nuts:
But, erm...
you know...
I would do ANYTHING for love,
but I won´t do THAT!


:lmao: !!! ooo nice save, Radio! :keke:

[AndrewG]

However I'd Lie to You and that's the Truth.

[Heli]

:blush:

Nawww, i'm flattered. honestly! :p

[AndrewG]

And you havent?! :twisted:

Only a shrine for the subway sandwhiches for now I'm afraid. :D

[Heli]

Only a shrine for the subway sandwhiches for now I'm afraid. :D


Give it time ;)

[RadioMaster]

However I'd Lie to You and that's the Truth.
You stole my Idea:angry:
Get outta here!
I´m gonna love her for both of us.

I wrote this little poem some minutes ago all by myself:

I´d never tell you one lie, I'd never let you down
I'd never leave, I'd be the one who'd always be around
Baby give me a chance
I'd pull the sun down from the sky to light your darkest night
I wouldn't let one drop of rain fall down into your life
Put your heart in my hands
Baby believe me I could never do you wrong
And I would never paint your world blue
And if sometimes it seems I must have lost my mind
I might be crazy, but I'm crazy about you
I'd lie for you and that's the truth
Do anything you asked me to
I'd even sell my soul for you
I'd do it all for you
If you'd just believe in me

[RadioMaster]

You know,
now that we´ve known each other for so long
I think it´s time to do the next step:



:heart::heart::heart:

Heli,

Girl of my dreams,
The only one that I adore,
My shining star in the deepest night,
would you make me so happy for the rest of my life
would you wanna be my (virtual) wife?
We may be young, but we´ll never be as young as we are right now
and why should we be acting our age?

:heart::heart::heart:

My loveliest girl in the entire universe,
you know the wedding example in this forum,
and I know that we will do better, much better.
And we already got this most beautiful of all churches in the world right here,
so why don´t we make the best of it?

Mr. R. J. Radiomaster

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: *stands up and aplauds*

Way to go RJ :mrgreen:

Don't think you could better the forums resident married couple :wink: , but i'm sure you'd be a wonderful couple :up:

I'll even be happy to officiate if you like :D

[L96]

Ahem...

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Yes? *prepares to leg it*

[Heli]

I should be scared now shouldn't I?!?!


:lmao:

erm.....let me sleep on it ;) :p

[Cathie]

Lol Heli...

Should I be getting paranoid that noooo one loves me on here???

[Heli]

Lol Heli...

Should I be getting paranoid that noooo one loves me on here???


Nope! You know I love you! ^_^! And Ross :twisted:


Edit: I mean Ross loves you as well, that is! lol!

[Caelan]

sweet RM

[mszee]

Oh heli...say yes...this is sooo romantic...

[Chris]

Lol Heli...

Should I be getting paranoid that noooo one loves me on here???

http://members.aol.com/wolfpark/Wolf_Photos/icon_Alyeska.JPG

http://www.organicbouquet.com/images/products/freedom-1dz.jpg

??????

[mszee]

Awwwwwwwwwwww

[RadioMaster]

erm.....let me sleep on it ;) :p

Did you already decide?
http://www.hanse-schmuck.com/shop_image/product/105_normal.jpg

[AndrewG]

* Edited * Thought we were joking.

[Caelan]

What kinda cheap skate ring is that. Where are the diamonds ?! You can do better than that Heli! ;-)

hey hey watch it boy..you seem to be jealous:evil:

thats not fair..to talk to a boy in love like that..:evil:

let this couple go and you search for someone else..:evil:

if not I'll come over and kidnap you..:twisted:

[Caelan]

Did you already decide?
http://www.hanse-schmuck.com/shop_image/product/105_normal.jpg
Aawwww thats a nice ring..

[mszee]

What kinda cheap skate ring is that. Where are the diamonds ?! You can do better than that Heli! ;-)

I do have to agree with Caelan...don't rain on somebody's parade...

Heli is a diamond...ring is nothing...

[AndrewG]

* Edited * Thought we were joking...

[RadioMaster]

What kinda cheap skate ring is that. Where are the diamonds ?! You can do better than that Heli! ;-)

You know what, you´ve got a hell of a lot to learn!
1: This ring is about 1.500$, pure Gold
2: In things like that: less is more!

:evil::angry::evil::angry::evil:

[AndrewG]

* Edited * Thought we were joking....

[mszee]

Oi you two, this ain't no private thread. Heli should at least be offered a choice.

Although you're absolutely correct...it pays to show your own merits rather than put somebody else down...

[The Flying Mouse]

Oi you two, this ain't no private thread. Heli should at least be offered a choice.

It will also be a locked thread if I don't see some lightening up right now from everyone concerned.

F.M.

[mszee]

It will also be a locked thread if I don't see some lightening up right now from everyone concerned.

F.M.

Yes, sir, master and commander...

*scampers away*

[AndrewG]

Fair enough, I will no longer post in this thread then if that helps. Thought we were just joking here, but obviously this is a dead serious marriage proposal. Good luck.

[Caelan]

It will also be a locked thread if I don't see some lightening up right now from everyone concerned.

F.M.

:oops:oke oke I'll behave..:oops:


*wondering if I can do that*

[The Flying Mouse]

This WAS a fun thread (with of course the bonus posibilities of making some mlukfc matches), but I think people are taking this a little too OTT.

Lighten up.

[mszee]

This WAS a fun thread (with of course the bonus posibilities of making some mlukfc matches), but I think people are taking this a little too OTT.

Lighten up.

:heart: :))

[Heli]

Don't wanna cause another stir...

...but I agree with Musicman.....wheres the Diamond :shock:

http://www.2die4jewels.com/images/sssolt/200%20(6).jpg

This girl ain't cheap you know :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Right RJ, you might just have a shot at this dude.
Go find a ring :wink:

[Heli]

:twisted: Right RJ, you might just have a shot at this dude.
Go find a ring :wink:


Still won't mean I say yes! :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: But a little sparkler never hurt when it comes to swinging the balance :wink:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: BTW, if it helps, i've just directed him to my personal jeweler :lmao:

[Heli]

My dad's gonna love you Neil....trying to get his one and only daughter hitched! :twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: He'll be glad that someone else has to pay your internet bill :lmao:

Although I do think selling you on e bay for a couple of camels is a pretty good idea too :idea: :roll:

:lmao:

[Heli]

Nah, he was wise and got broadband while it was cheap....best investment every, I say! :P

And no....selling me on ebay for 2 camel is NOT the best of idea's Neil! :evil: If we lived in Eqypt then maybe....but make it a bit more UK friendly! ;)

[The Flying Mouse]

If we lived in Eqypt then maybe....but make it a bit more UK friendly! ;)

:twisted: Two hunch backed labradors? :roll:

[mszee]

:twisted: Two hunch backed labradors? :roll:

*Pops right back in*:wtf:

[RadioMaster]

Helena,
I am so sorry that I didn´t see what you are worth...
Please, forgive me, I know not what I do
Please, forgive me, I can't stop loving you
Don't deny me this pain I'm going through
Please, forgive me, I need you like I do
Please, believe me, what I say is true
Please, forgive me, I can't stop loving you

:heart::heart::heart:

Maybe this one is better for you:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-03ct-Brilliant-Cut-Certificated-Diamond-Ring_W0QQitemZ230002925898QQihZ013QQcategoryZ67726QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem



The only one who will ever love you, no matter what will be...

Mr. R. J. Radiomaster

[RadioMaster]

Hmmm, still don´t got an answer :?

[Benny]

:lol:

[Hypnobabe]

Okay okay... I've had another idea.... as this thread seems to have been hijacked in a rather public way, how about this one...

If you're interested in someone, send a PM to ME with their name, and a few details about yourself. If I get a PM from them saying they're interested in you, I'll forward both on, so, as an example, if I get a PM from mszee saying she's interested in Flying Mouse, and then I get a PM from Flying Mouse saying he's interested in mszee, I'll forward mszee's PM to FM, and FM's PM to mszee. That way, you're not having to lay yourself on the line in public, and you know there's interest from both directions.

Anyone got any comments? Mods, any objections? If you're interested in someone, get typing, I could quite fancy being the Cilla Black of MLUKFC!!!!

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well I don't think the thread has exactly been "hi jacked" , but if you wanna do it that way, sounds like a good alternative :D

[Heli]

What...so it's like a secret admirer thing???

[mszee]

:twisted: Well I don't think the thread has exactly been "hi jacked" , but if you wanna do it that way, sounds like a good alternative :D

I didn't see hijacking either...but did you send PM to Ms. Hypnobabe???

[RadioMaster]

Well,
I think my secret wish is well known by everyone...

Helena,
You can run, but you can´t hide!
C´mon C´mon, there´ll be no turning back,
you were only killing time but it´ll killya right back
it´s time to burn up the fuse
You´ve got nothing to do, and even less to lose!


Mr. R. J. Radiomaster


PS: People! Help me to convince her!

[RadioMaster]

OK, you had your time to think about...
I´ll leave you just today for your decision.
Tomorrow, it´ll be too late...

R.

Or else I´ll be searching for someone else (PM´s desired :twisted: ;-) )

[Benny]

:boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

[Rockette]

:boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

Benny. Ever the cynic.

[Hypnobabe]

No PM's to send yet.... Or are there? ;)

[RadioMaster]

Time´s over now!
:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(


..............................


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
I lived my life in a cage
feeling spit in my face
this was such a disgrace
when I was lonely,
runnin empty,
desperate
I had my had in a noose
I had nothing to lose,
had enough of abuse

I´m angry,
I´m raging,
I´m breaking through the chains

THE MONSTER´S LOOSE AND NOW YOU kNOW THE TRUTH!
TELL ME CAN YOU FEEL IT, AS YOU HIT THE WALL?
THE MONSTER´S LOOSE AND NOW YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE
AND PROVE THAT YOU CAN TAKE IT
TO THE TOP BEFORE YOU FALL!!!
:::::::::::::
Your cruel device,
Your blood like ice,
One look could kill,
My pain, your thrill,
I wanna love you, but I better not touch,
I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop,
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much,
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:



What are you saying now?:devil::devil::devil:





PS: The worst thing anybody could do is taking this whole thing too serious.
That´s pure fun, OK? :D

[RadioMaster]

Hmmm,
seems like nobody wants to post in this thread anymore...

Help!
After these emotional up´s and down´s I just need to get drunk as fast as I can and then a night of hot meaningless sex...
Who can help me?:eyebrows:->:tard:->:retard:
(Of course, including :barf: in the morning after:twisted:)

[sunneke]

:roll:

what the (you know what) here i am

[The Flying Mouse]

Hmmm,
seems like nobody wants to post in this thread anymore...

Help!
After these emotional up´s and down´s I just need to get drunk as fast as I can and then a night of hot meaningless sex...
Who can help me?:eyebrows:->:tard:->:retard:
(Of course, including :barf: in the morning after:twisted:)

:twisted: YO ROB!!!!!!!!!!!

Think you wanted dude :lmao:

Sorry RJ, couldn't resist :lmao:

[RadioMaster]

:twisted: YO ROB!!!!!!!!!!!

Think you wanted dude :lmao:

Sorry RJ, couldn't resist :lmao:

Grrr,
No offense to any gays around, but
NEIL, I´M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THIS ONE!!!:evil:

[RadioMaster]

:roll:

what the (you know what) here i am

OK, Come on! :eyebrows:
Open the door, lay down on the bed...

HA! That´s what you´ve got now Helena: Nothing!! :twisted::devil::evil:

[The Flying Mouse]

NEIL, I´M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THIS ONE!!!:evil:

:twisted: I'm sorry amigo :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I just couldn't resist :lmao:

[Heli]

Nuh uh....can't have Rob!! He's mine! :p

And I'm still here Radio....but I'm just out of reach :twisted:

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

GERRY




i MISS U !! :(

[sunneke]

OK, Come on! :eyebrows:
Open the door, lay down on the bed...

HA! That´s what you´ve got now Helena: Nothing!! :twisted::devil::evil:

and into the fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(thank you Helena)

[AndrewG]

OK, Come on! :eyebrows:
Open the door, lay down on the bed...

HA! That´s what you´ve got now Helena: Nothing!! :twisted::devil::evil:
Seems a bit harsh? Heli has nothing ??? :roll:

[RadioMaster]

and into the fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(thank you Helena)

Thanks, was great, beside of :barf: because of too many beers...
You helped me getting over this, what was her name?
I would marry you, if...ern,...if...if if... if I had the time!
But, I´m just another case of arrested development and just another wasted youth, they say that I'm in need of some radical discipline...
but I cant give you something I just havent got...

[sunneke]

Thanks, was great, beside of :barf: because of too many beers...
You helped me getting over this, what was her name?
I would marry you, if...ern,...if...if if... if I had the time!
But, I´m just another case of arrested development and just another wasted youth, they say that I'm in need of some radical discipline...
but I cant give you something I just havent got...

it was a brief interlude and a mid-summer night's fling to you,
but, before we go any further, do you love me? and believe me i can wait aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall night.

[Cathie]

Hate to disappoint you guys, but Heli's still my girl. I can give her things you can't. It also helps that I don't act like a three year old.

[sunneke]

:hand: