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R.
07 May 2006, 15:39
Well (http://www.thesite.org/community/games/howdodgyareyou#)?

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 46.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
:bleh:

L96
07 May 2006, 16:49
Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 102 Potential fine: £9500

:oops:

Ross
07 May 2006, 17:31
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 66 Potential fine: £7000


Oh Dear

Chris
07 May 2006, 18:45
18 years, £7000 fine adn death penalties on 3 continents.

Just as well they don;t ask about the really dodgy stuff.

georgy7856
07 May 2006, 19:16
Oh dear i am crooked 97 years in jail and £7000 fine and here is me thinking i am Miss Goody Goody :cool: :oops:

ChloeLee88
07 May 2006, 20:01
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000

mszee
07 May 2006, 20:15
Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £2000

Geez...and here I thought I am an old boring hag...geez...

SW31
07 May 2006, 22:29
oh er i'm a bit DODGY 26.5 years & £2000 in fines ow well back to the downloads

Jeanie
08 May 2006, 01:47
I'm Dubious... possiable 12 yrs in prison and a 2000gbp fine.

J.

mszee
08 May 2006, 04:41
I'm Dubious... possiable 12 yrs in prison and a 2000gbp fine.

J.

Boy...you're practically an angel!!!

I am REALLY dubious though...my bigger half turned out to be 0 years in jail and 0 fine...what's that all about in comparison to my record? Who did I marry???

L96
08 May 2006, 04:46
Who did I marry???

HOney, if you don't know/can't remember, we can't help you... ;-)

mszee
08 May 2006, 04:55
Oh well...and I thought we are all friends here...hey...how was your birthday?

L96
08 May 2006, 05:03
We all friends here, don't worry, just a sarcastic mood in place.. :D

It was, well, um, good, I think.... I didn't get arrested nor am I in hospital, so something must have gone right. Thanks for asking. :D

mszee
08 May 2006, 05:11
We all friends here, don't worry, just a sarcastic mood in place.. :D

It was, well, um, good, I think.... I didn't get arrested nor am I in hospital, so something must have gone right. Thanks for asking. :D

I don't worry...I have a decent sense of humor...and understand sarcasm very well...

I think when somebody on that test gets 0 time jail and 0 fine, they are serial killers - that's what I was implying...I've married an ax murderer!!!

Sounds like a decent birthday...many more to come!!!

AndyK
08 May 2006, 11:48
Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 48 Potential fine: £9500


What really worries me is the questions they didn't ask ... :shock:

dottie
08 May 2006, 12:24
risky -five and a half years in prison and a whopping potential £2000 fine:oops:

Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 14:17
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0



Just call me Hypnobabe Goody Two Shoes...

AndyK
08 May 2006, 14:26
Just call me Hypnobabe Goody Two Shoes...

we don't beleive you ... .:))

mszee
08 May 2006, 15:39
What really worries me is the questions they didn't ask ... :shock:

Ouch...

Hypnobabe
08 May 2006, 15:58
What really worries me is the questions they didn't ask ... :shock:

Is there something you should be telling us, AndyK?

AndyK
08 May 2006, 16:25
Is there something you should be telling us, AndyK?

Errr ... I think it's more a case of what I shouldn't be telling you ;-)

mszee
08 May 2006, 16:32
Errr ... I think it's more a case of what I shouldn't be telling you ;-)

Oh please...you all got off cheaply...how would you feel if you got 36 years and 2000 fine...and your husband witnessed that...and then got 0 years and 0 fine...if I knew...I would have lied too...

AndyK
08 May 2006, 16:38
48 yrs and a £9.5K fine is getting off lightly is it? The only consolation is that I know for a fact that she-who-thinks-she-must-be-obeyed would get at least that if not more, as she's an accomplice :))

mszee
08 May 2006, 16:42
48 yrs and a £9.5K fine is getting off lightly is it? The only consolation is that I know for a fact that she-who-thinks-she-must-be-obeyed would get at least that if not more, as she's an accomplice :))

Well..did your significant other witnessed your shame and then turned out to be an angel???

Make her do it...in front of you...while you're reading all her answers...let them suffer like we suffer...

mszee
08 May 2006, 16:43
Does it show that I was chatting here till all hours of the night....and now trying to work???

Ben
04 Jun 2006, 21:43
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 38 Potential fine: £9500

DIZZY DRUMMER
04 Jun 2006, 23:07
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law.
Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

shadow1000001
05 Jun 2006, 04:42
Hmmm.........this can't be good :lmao:


Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
document.write(param('years'));Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000

hayley
05 Jun 2006, 11:29
Hmmmmm im a good girl me.........:D
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000