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Hypnobabe
09 May 2006, 12:34
Go to the Google search engine and type in your name and 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs".

Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")

Claire needs to die :shock:
AndyK
09 May 2006, 12:37
Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus and replace Mandy (was the first)

:twisted:
Ross
09 May 2006, 12:37
Ross needs time to fix past foibles
Chris
09 May 2006, 12:49
If we ignore the first reply which is a chap called Chris Needs then we get:

Chris needs your sex talk :shock::shock:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/chrisneeds.jpg
Hypnobabe
09 May 2006, 12:52
If we ignore the first reply which is a chap called Chris Needs then we get:

Chris needs your sex talk :shock::shock:



What about your alter ego, Michelle?
Chris
09 May 2006, 12:54
Michelle needs to just shut up.
L96
09 May 2006, 19:36
Poor Michelle. :-(

"Most folks say that lotus needs extra fertilizer...."

Go on, have some fun with that. :oops: :lmao:

(My real name came back with an XXX rated response :oops: :oops: :oops:)
Rockette
09 May 2006, 19:41
:shock: "Anne's needs are unexpectedly fulfilled when she meets up with sailor Jim " :shock:
sunneke
09 May 2006, 20:16
Ellen needs you.......who???? well: you!:shock:
AndrewG
09 May 2006, 20:22
Andrew needs a belt

Though I like the second one better:

Andrew needs sleep, badly
Vickip
09 May 2006, 20:33
Go to the Google search engine and type in your name and 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs".

Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")

Claire needs to die :shock:

Vicki needs to realize that dogs are not little people in furry costumes :lmao:
mszee
09 May 2006, 23:10
How do you intend to test a lady that lives on the other side of the world here in Russia ? Fortunately, Zina makes predictions by phone. What about language difference?

Most of Russian clairvoyants and fortune tellers are ignorant grannies in villages . They ``see`` a lot but some of them are unable to explain or interpret what see. There is a reason of their mistakes. In ancient times was a couple of clairvoyant and a seer that interpreted , working together. Zina is not very old and see quite clear. My sister asked her help recently ,and it has come true in details.

Some fun with google....
mszee
09 May 2006, 23:18
Let's try it again with a full name...

Call Zinaida whenever she needs help

Better...much better...should I list my number here?
Jeanie
10 May 2006, 06:26
Jeanie needs more constant attention, at least for now. :)

J.
Rockette
10 May 2006, 06:42
Let's try it again with a full name...

I tried my full name and I don't exist! :oops:
amethyst
10 May 2006, 09:23
Sharon needs surgery on a heart defect :??: :shock: :??: :shock: nobody told me :?

although i do prefer....

Sharon needs a new love interest :lol: ;) :D
Ageing Bat
10 May 2006, 09:53
Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!

Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive

Sarah Needs A Cold Shower
mszee
10 May 2006, 14:48
Oh I exist...and there were way too many of me...and I thought my name was archaic!!!
Rob The Badger
10 May 2006, 16:06
Rob needs a hero

Rob needs a job (yeah, right.....)

but by far the best:

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6185/robneeds7kw.png
ChloeLee88
10 May 2006, 16:33
:shock: Um......Chloe Needs HELP People!!! Anybody?

and

Chloe needs to be more carefull

and

:shock: CHLOE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!

They are all very nice!!!
scotty
10 May 2006, 16:34
Scott Needs Help I didn't need google to tell me that!!:lol:
Hypnobabe
10 May 2006, 16:36
Scott Needs Help I didn't need google to tell me that!!:lol:

:lmao:
LucyK!
10 May 2006, 23:35
Lucy needs implants....well yes, that's probably true!

Lucy needs surgery

Lucy needs help!

Lucy needs YOU!
RadioMaster
11 May 2006, 00:09
Renardo needs to secure the ball better

and

Renardo needs to stop thinking that all is his fault
mszee
11 May 2006, 02:21
Renardo needs to secure the ball better

and

Renardo needs to stop thinking that all is his fault

Renardo needs to secure ball...??? Oh...I thought it was plural, sorry...

Do you really think everything is your fault or this is what google came up with?
RadioMaster
11 May 2006, 18:51
Renardo needs to secure ball...??? Oh...I thought it was plural, sorry...

Do you really think everything is your fault or this is what google came up with?

Maybe a bit of both ;-)
mszee
11 May 2006, 20:35
Maybe a bit of both ;-)

Ahhh...better leave it Google. You can't make everybody happy...
LucyK!
12 May 2006, 16:04
Fireball needs a new designer

Fireballs needs a lot of help to become usable....I doubt that!

Fireball needs sleep

Fireball needs a guitar sound that suits perfectly with a Hammond organ
Ben
14 May 2006, 13:21
What Ben needs right now more than anything else is for the Boston Red Sox to win the World Series. ... But, this year more than anything, Ben needs you. ...