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The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 04:37
:twisted: In preperation for the service
:twisted: Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......
After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....
Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee
Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities
They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it :D .
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely :lol:
The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At 5:00 PM BST (or 12:00 noon for the bride in America)
After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry
*prezzies appreciated* :mrgreen:
Thank you for your attention
Church locked up until the service tomorrow
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 16:04
:twisted: Only about 3 hours to go :shock:
*Starts pacing and chain smoking*
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 18:33
:twisted: Ladies & gentlemen.
Thank you for coming to this, the first mlukfc wedding (hopefully it won't be the last :wink: )
The stage is set, and we will commence in about half an hour.
There is a running order to this service, so PLEASE do not post anything till after the service is complete.We don't wanna spoil the fun :wink:
After that feel free to post to your hearts content.
Thank you, and ENJOY :up:
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*starts music, song, bride walks down isle*
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ATTENTION ALL YE SINNERS, INFIDELS AND TRUE BELIEVERS OF LOAFDOM! May the spirit of the BabBazz move amongst disbelievers, may the gatekeeper of the pointed piano smite thee all, and may his pointed piano protect the disciples and followers of the Loaf for all eternity. Insidious messengers of BabBazz and Loafers alike observe today the ties that bind, the binds that tie, an eternal damnation called marriage. The poor unfortunates, Mszee and the Flying Mouse, have elected to be chained together from now until the end of time, and take the wrath of the Loaf for two combined as one on judgement day. Take heed of this lesson, unbelievers, and Loafers rejoice in the union of two of thine own, souls and sins repented of and now endowed in the light of the Loaf, protecting them against all BabBazz spawn, David-ghoul curses and false Elvis's wearing rhinestones. Is there one amongst thee who objecteth to this marriage? If so, leave now or forever hold thine peace, for twill only degenerate from this point onwards, until pits of fire consume the objector, and turn thine mortal remains to dust, ashes, and diseased monkeys.
Flying Mouse, with thine full consent and knowledge, doth thee truly wish to accept this random dope Mszee as thine eternal companion? Doth thee wish to accept that Mszee is not a messenger of the evil BabBazz, sent to spy out and overthrow thine life and country? Doth thee wish to suffer in this life and the next, in the name of the Loaf, for eternal rewards that may or may not negate immortal pain? Doth thee accept that rocks may cause thee to stumble, and thus stones be thrown at thine neighbours in the name of the Loaf?
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 19:03
Flying Mouse, with thine full consent and knowledge, doth thee truly wish to accept this random dope Mszee as thine eternal companion? Doth thee wish to accept that Mszee is not a messenger of the evil BabBazz, sent to spy out and overthrow thine life and country? Doth thee wish to suffer in this life and the next, in the name of the Loaf, for eternal rewards that may or may not negate immortal pain? Doth thee accept that rocks may cause thee to stumble, and thus stones be thrown at thine neighbours in the name of the Loaf?
:twisted: I DO :mrgreen:
Mszee, doth thee really wish to accept this unfortunate Mouse as thine own, as the apple of thine eye, the buckle of thine shoe, and the clasp on thine bra strap? Doth thee really wish to cast thine sight upon this wretched creature daily, and tend to his every need and whim? Doth thee truly wish to be enslaved to this one tenuous excuse of a human being, both in this mortal life and through the agonies of torture thee shall endure in the eternal timespan, until the day of Loafy judgement, and be smited together by the pointed piano of the gatekeeper? Doth thee truly believe this frugal fragette shalt make thee happy, and thus wish to enter a union defined by lust, sin, lies and temptations?
Mszee, doth thee really wish to accept this unfortunate Mouse as thine own, as the apple of thine eye, the buckle of thine shoe, and the clasp on thine bra strap? Doth thee really wish to cast thine sight upon this wretched creature daily, and tend to his every need and whim? Doth thee truly wish to be enslaved to this one tenuous excuse of a human being, both in this mortal life and through the agonies of torture thee shall endure in the eternal timespan, until the day of Loafy judgement, and be smited together by the pointed piano of the gatekeeper? Doth thee truly believe this frugal fragette shalt make thee happy, and thus wish to enter a union defined by lust, sin, lies and temptations?
I'd rather have a Meat Loaf...but if I can't...oh well...
I guess...
I Do???
I'd rather have a Meat Loaf...but if I can't...oh well...
I guess...
I Do???
DO IT!!!
I DO...
GEEZ...DON'T PUSH ME! I AM THE BRIDE HERE!
NOW FOR THE EXCHANGE OF RINGS: Ye both have the contraption known as the mousie cord
Mouse, apply thine own rings to thine fingers, for the touch of that woman may corrupt thine flesh and morality, thee must entwine thy fingers in the thing known as the mouse cord.
Mszee, apply thine own rings to thine fingers, lest the burning touch of that zagraffotti-like toad smite thine body and transform it into a pillar of charred, smoking, burning flesh, bone and hair, thus now thee must entwine thy fingers mouse cord thing.
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 19:07
:twisted: done
He always looked like ML to me?
Thus by the Power and name of the mighty Loaf, the promises made, and all made to broken, go forth into life and do not fear that which ye are about to suffer, for from pain and agony can come relief should thee accept and follow the Loaf, do not tolerate the harlots of this world, tempting thee with sexual immorality and sacrificial foods, for that is the way to destruction, to having thine eyeballs placed in soups for the roaming living dead and allowing vultures to desecrate and feed upon thy worthless carcasses. In the name of the Loaf, under the wing of the Bat, and the protection of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, thee are united as wretched and miserable sinners, GO FORTH AND PROCREATE!
Ye may click the bride, as Mouse and Loaferette.
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 19:09
:twisted: Pucker up baby :mrgreen:
X
Hypnobabe
28 May 2006, 19:10
May I be the first to offer my congratulations to the newlyweds, I assume we won't be seeing either of you for a while :shock:
*Blushes Madly*...I am Mrs. Mouse now...I took my beloved's last name!
well........Congratulations!!!!
Hypnobabe
28 May 2006, 19:11
(Congrats on post number 1000 too, Mrs Mouse)
Blushing Bride pecks the groom on the cheek
(Congrats on post number 1000 too, Mrs Mouse)
WOW this really is your day, isn't it?
Wow...1000 post during my own virtual wedding...ain't it something???
Formalities and paperwork, work of the BabBazz, no doubt infiltrating the highest levels of government in order to spread its message of hate and destruction along with torturing innocents and non believers alike, still needs to be done.
MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE
First Holy Church of the Jewel of the Crown of the Holy Sun
On this date, the 28th of May in the 59th year of the Loaf, the Flying Mouse and Mszee were joined in Loafy love, in the presence of Loafers and BabBazz disciples alike.
Witness: L96 (The Mad Preacher, certified)
SuperLoafMan
28 May 2006, 19:13
Congratulations to the both of you......:D:D
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 19:13
Formalities and paperwork, work of the BabBazz, no doubt infiltrating the highest levels of government in order to spread its message of hate and destruction along with torturing innocents and non believers alike, still needs to be done.
MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE
First Holy Church of the Jewel of the Crown of the Holy Sun
On this date, the 28th of May in the 59th year of the Loaf, the Flying Mouse and Mszee were joined in Loafy love, in the presence of Loafers and BabBazz disciples alike.
Witness: L96 (The Mad Preacher, certified)
:twisted: *sigs* The Flying Mouse
Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Mouse!!
Oh here you're, dear...hard to see from here...
Can you believe some people are posting in Things Not to Fill Pie with...shish..
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Ross, the music was gorgeous...you have oudone yourself!!!
Are we married yet or not??? *Tapping her foot*
May I wish Mr. & Mrs. Mousie many strange cyber years together raising their virtual little mousies in the ways of the great Cyberlord Loaf.
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 19:18
Are we married yet or not??? *Tapping her foot*
Quote my last message, sign your name to it, and it's all legal :mrgreen:
I just signed? Do I sign in one more place?
dant796
28 May 2006, 19:21
Congratulations to the happy couple! May the glare of the BabBazz and the din of the false Elvis be ever averted from thy direction!
Congratulations to the happy couple! May the glare of the BabBazz and the din of the false Elvis be ever averted from thy direction!
And congratulations to you too..you and your partner make a lovely couple too
Brother Dant, thine words are like music, thy truth is absolute, as always.
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 19:22
I just signed? Do I sign in one more place?
:twisted: That's perfect :D
Mrs Mouse :mrgreen:
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The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 19:24
:twisted: Right folks, now that the service is over, it's back to the reception at The Bat & Belfry (live in the chatroom :wink: )
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Thanks for everything...please join us in the chatroom...
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 19:34
Thanks for everything...please join us in the chatroom...
:twisted: Always the perfect hostess :mrgreen:
:twisted: Always the perfect hostess :mrgreen:
Yes...I am...a little lost among all my open windows...but still here...
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Eva...this cake is gorgeous...thank you so very much!!!
Ross, the music was gorgeous...you have oudone yourself!!!
Why thank you, I always aim to please!
Now about my fee....
Why thank you, I always aim to please!
Now about my fee....
Yes? What about it???
That's OK, I was happy to do it free of charge :D
*THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED DUE TO OFFENSIVE MATERIAL F.M.*
*actually, you can see the real content of the message below F.M. :lmao:*
I take VISA, DELTA, SWITCH, CHEQUES or CASH.
Thankyou!
The Flying Mouse
29 May 2006, 13:32
I take VISA, DELTA, SWITCH, CHEQUES or CASH.
Thankyou!
:twisted: What? :shock:
I found it offensive anyway :roll:
And what's power if you don't use it now and again :mrgreen:
The Flying Mouse
29 May 2006, 13:47
:twisted: Erm, forgot the speech :yikes:
I'll keep is short :wink:
Would just like to thank my beautiful bride for turning up.
She truly does look more radiant than ever :drool: :wink:
And i'm sure that my bride, as well as myself, would like to offer heartfelt thanks................
to Ross who played the music at the wedding :D
To our trully bizare, senile, and wonderful mad preacher Lotus96.
It was a beutiful service, hoplessly conducted, and I hope that holy war your going on to the South Pole proves to be a great success :up:
To my good pal R. who was right there serving as best man and witness :mrgreen:
The ever gracious Diane, for standing as the second formal witness, and for picking such a pretty hat to wear :wink:
And of course to everybody else who turned up to be with us on our happy day :D
Thanks for coming, and we'll see you on the forums :up: .
Mr & Mrs T.F. Mouse :heart:
Do not think that ye can hide thine heathen soul behind words of grace and poetry, oh evil one personified. Thee have yet to vounteer for the Wholly War of the Name of the Loaf, which is under dire threat from a group of marauding and spiritless possessed penguins. Should ye and the other faithful not accept this true mission in the name of the Loaf, thee are doomed to the feast of the flesh of the BabBazz and it's minions, thee shall howl with hatred as thy ribs are plucked out one by one for usage as firewood, ye shall curse the day of thine birth and the day of thine conception for thine parents could not see the torment to which they led thee, and ye shalt cry tears of pure scotch that shall trickle around thine lips, never to quench thy burning thirst.
That's OK, I was happy to do it free of charge :D
*THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED DUE TO OFFENSIVE MATERIAL F.M.*
*actually, you can see the real content of the message below F.M. :lmao:*
Quickly...get my fake switch and give it to him...
I take VISA, DELTA, SWITCH, CHEQUES or CASH.
Thankyou!
Quickly...get my fake switch and give it to him...whatever the heck it is - I know I don't have it...
:twisted: Erm, forgot the speech :yikes:
I'll keep is short :wink:
Would just like to thank my beautiful bride for turning up.
She truly does look more radiant than ever :drool: :wink:
And i'm sure that my bride, as well as myself, would like to offer heartfelt thanks................
to Ross who played the music at the wedding :D
To our trully bizare, senile, and wonderful mad preacher Lotus96.
It was a beutiful service, hoplessly conducted, and I hope that holy war your going on to the South Pole proves to be a great success :up:
To my good pal R. who was right there serving as best man and witness :mrgreen:
The ever gracious Diane, for standing as the second formal witness, and for picking such a pretty hat to wear :wink:
And of course to everybody else who turned up to be with us on our happy day :D
Thanks for coming, and we'll see you on the forums :up: .
Mr & Mrs T.F. Mouse :heart:
Awwww....hunni...that's so beautiful...you're such a romantic...
Now, sweetheart...how about those dishes? NOW!!!
:twisted: What? :shock:
I found it offensive anyway :roll:
And what's power if you don't use it now and again :mrgreen:
That's right, Master and Commander...show them who is the boss!!!
Do not think that ye can hide thine heathen soul behind words of grace and poetry, oh evil one personified. Thee have yet to vounteer for the Wholly War of the Name of the Loaf, which is under dire threat from a group of marauding and spiritless possessed penguins. Should ye and the other faithful not accept this true mission in the name of the Loaf, thee are doomed to the feast of the flesh of the BabBazz and it's minions, thee shall howl with hatred as thy ribs are plucked out one by one for usage as firewood, ye shall curse the day of thine birth and the day of thine conception for thine parents could not see the torment to which they led thee, and ye shalt cry tears of pure scotch that shall trickle around thine lips, never to quench thy burning thirst.
All yours now...
PanicLord
29 May 2006, 21:08
My word - how beautiful. Congratulations to the pair of you! I hope you'll both be very happy until the end of time (I bet the wedding now seems long ago... and far away)...
The Flying Mouse
29 May 2006, 21:37
Awwww....hunni...that's so beautiful...you're such a romantic...
Now, sweetheart...how about those dishes? NOW!!!
:twisted: Yes darling :shock:
*scampers away*
See how quickly they take over? :bicker:
The Flying Mouse
29 May 2006, 22:28
That's right, Master and Commander...show them who is the boss!!!
:twisted: You sent "The Master And Commander" to do the dishes :shock:
But I do like to show you my masculine side now and again dear :mrgreen:
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I can only offer advice :cool:
no hunnymoon???
Who said no hunnymoon???:twisted:
We are posting from the poshest resort in Cyberland!!!
My word - how beautiful. Congratulations to the pair of you! I hope you'll both be very happy until the end of time (I bet the wedding now seems long ago... and far away)...
Thank you, TR..wonderful post!!!
What wedding???:roll:
:twisted: You sent "The Master And Commander" to do the dishes :shock:
But I do like to show you my masculine side now and again dear :mrgreen:
About that masculine side...which one did you say that was? Left or right? Sorry, forgot...can't quite tell while looking at you...
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I can only offer advice :cool:
Are you a divorce lawyer?
*Looks at Gerry with great interest...*
Devil's Son
30 May 2006, 12:21
My dears,
I know I'm late and I'm so sorry that I missed your wedding but a freind neede help so I had to left the church before the ceremony began. I hope you like the roses I brought. The best wishes for you future.
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My dears,
I know I'm late and I'm so sorry that I missed your wedding but a freind neede help so I had to left the church before the ceremony began. I hope you like the roses I brought. The best wishes for you future.
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Alex...these roses were absolutely gorgeous!
Thank you very much!!!
Devil's Son
30 May 2006, 21:30
You're welcome
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The Flying Mouse
30 May 2006, 22:32
You're welcome
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:twisted: You want some wedding cake? :D
Devil's Son
30 May 2006, 22:44
Oh, that's very nice but I try to loose weight ... thanks you
.....looking for Mr and Mrs Mouse......
Is there any cake left then? Can I have one more piece? It was lovely, Eva sure did a wonderful job!
GLUTTONY! Is there any sin ye shall overlook in thine quest to eternal doom and punishment? Dost thee not realise the consequences of thine actions, not only in this mortal life, but in the hereafter? Twould appear that ye are seeking, nay, hoping, nay actively searching for eternal damnation and the promotion of the spirit of the evil BabBazz on this earth and thereafter.... must thee condemn thy fellow lifeforms to these insidious ways, with thine demonic powers and illustrious powers of persuasion? Renounce thy BabBazz ways, call upon the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to guide thee to the sight of the Loaf, lest ye repent in leisure only to find it too late to save thyselves from the despicable acts planned for thee in eternity.
.....looking for Mr and Mrs Mouse......
Is there any cake left then? Can I have one more piece? It was lovely, Eva sure did a wonderful job!
Ankie, you can have all the cake you can handle...we have plenty left...
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Do not listen to the spawn of the demon BabBazz, leading thee into temptation, Ankie, ignore this devil voice, for the result of thine gluttony will be an eternity in the pits of hell, overshadowed by the great nostrils and fetid breathe of the BabBazz, and all shall forsake ye as ye howl to the gods and the mighty Loaf for redemption, to be spared the immortal agonies of the flesh and spirit, none shall save thee, not even the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, and thee shall regret not accepting the guitar pick of peace and love when it was to thee offered, as thee scream in neverending, unrelenting agony until the end of time.
Do not listen to the spawn of the demon BabBazz, leading thee into temptation, Ankie, ignore this devil voice, for the result of thine gluttony will be an eternity in the pits of hell, overshadowed by the great nostrils and fetid breathe of the BabBazz, and all shall forsake ye as ye howl to the gods and the mighty Loaf for redemption, to be spared the immortal agonies of the flesh and spirit, none shall save thee, not even the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, and thee shall regret not accepting the guitar pick of peace and love when it was to thee offered, as thee scream in neverending, unrelenting agony until the end of time.
Me thinks somebody is scaring all well-wishers here...
I just noticed that the Church name is The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun
Why did I think it was The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sin???
Because thy sinful ways lead thee from sin unto sin with no pause for breathe, all ye see and feel is corrupted by thine evil spirit and soul, thee shall be damned to smell the fumes of the pits of hell for all eternity, thee shall beg and plead for the mercy of never breathing again, yea, tho, shalt be too late for mercy, and thy soul shall quiver and shrivel and melt within thee, oh sinner within the Loaf.
Because thy sinful ways lead thee from sin unto sin with no pause for breathe, all ye see and feel is corrupted by thine evil spirit and soul, thee shall be damned to smell the fumes of the pits of hell for all eternity, thee shall beg and plead for the mercy of never breathing again, yea, tho, shalt be too late for mercy, and thy soul shall quiver and shrivel and melt within thee, oh sinner within the Loaf.
Thanks for cheering me up so, especially after we haven't talk for a while! Ain't going to heaven anyway...might as well hope that hell is this great place where I can finally spread my wings and become a real bat that I am (in all senses of this word).
So words of hell and damnation to me will get you nowhere fast!
Oh dearest Loaf, life giver and healer of all evils, please look upon this child of thine with grace and mercy, for she knows not of what she speaks, forgive her the harsh words that pass her lips within in the hallowed halls of thine own church and place of adoration and worship, allow her to see thee in all thine glory and renounce her evil ways, for the love of the Loaf can conquer all, do not condemn this misfortunate wretch to a pit of agony for all eternity, allow thine grace to enter her heart and save her from immortal torment.
Oh dearest Loaf, life giver and healer of all evils, please look upon this child of thine with grace and mercy, for she knows not of what she speaks, forgive her the harsh words that pass her lips within in the hallowed halls of thine own church and place of adoration and worship, allow her to see thee in all thine glory and renounce her evil ways, for the love of the Loaf can conquer all, do not condemn this misfortunate wretch to a pit of agony for all eternity, allow thine grace to enter her heart and save her from immortal torment.
This was much needed and appreciated...
Brethren of the Loaf, terrible news, we must seek vengeance, for the penguins possessed of the spirit of BabBazz have overpowered the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and devoured the guitar pick of peace. They are gathering to for an uprising even as ye recieve this news, we must band together, form a force and prevent the terrible consequences should they begin their deadly rampage of destruction and disease around this earth, tormenting us all with their power.
UNITE, LOAFERS, UNITE, the crusade is upon us....CHARGE......
Brethren of the Loaf, terrible news, we must seek vengeance, for the penguins possessed of the spirit of BabBazz have overpowered the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and devoured the guitar pick of peace. They are gathering to for an uprising even as ye recieve this news, we must band together, form a force and prevent the terrible consequences should they begin their deadly rampage of destruction and disease around this earth, tormenting us all with their power.
UNITE, LOAFERS, UNITE, the crusade is upon us....CHARGE......
Haven't you been commited yet?
BLASPHEMY...HERESY....DO NOT DENY THE TRUTH.... tremendous peril besets us on all sides, for lo, the Loaf is sorely troubled, as am I, over ye non-believers. Thine eyes shall be opened to the truth, the life and the way, perhaps then thee can have a pure heart, mind and soul, before the breathe of the BabBazz overwhelms thee entirely, for ye are nothing but a wretched, pitiful abomination upon the face of this earth, primed for thine soul to be sucked out of thine ears by the devil spawn surrounding thee, and then ye shall call for the Loaf, the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, the guitar pick of peace and all of their messengers, and ye shall be forsaken for thy public disclaimers and decrying of the one truth and life, HEATHEN.
Hmmmm
Have I missed a party? Had my best suit and hat all ready as well, but alas no invite.
Tucks HUGE expensive present under arm and sulks off
There was an official invite for all members from mlukfc, Andy.....
http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpost.php?p=219337&postcount=1
No more cake, I am afraid though ;) .
I prefer a personal one, call me an old fashioned traditionalist if you like ... :))
Andy, you're an old fashioned traditionalist....
The Flying Mouse
01 Jun 2006, 12:23
Hmmmm
Have I missed a party? Had my best suit and hat all ready as well, but alas no invite.
Tucks HUGE expensive present under arm and sulks off
:twisted: Andy, what can I say :sad:
Your one of the boys I wanted there most :sad:
You were after all, at my last stag night :wink:
Things were a bit last minute though :wink:
Bl;oody, no Andy, and no Chris :cry:
We'll get some beers and watch the wedding vid though :up:
Neil
At least if Chris and I weren't there you were probably safer ... who knows which musicians forum you'd have found yourself on after the stag night? :))
The Flying Mouse
01 Jun 2006, 16:31
Neil
At least if Chris and I weren't there you were probably safer ... who knows which musicians forum you'd have found yourself on after the stag night? :))
:twisted: I'm usually corny enough to say it, but you took the words right out of my mouth :mrgreen:
27 May 2006, 22:21 #5795
THE FLYING MOUSE
mszee's virtual better half, and mod god
Join Date: 06.08.2002
Location: In the middle of nowhere.
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Well folks, it's the managers last night of freedom before the wedding tomorrow.
Let's make it a good one shall we
Now before we go ANY further, I know what it IS traditional to play perhaps a small prank on the groom the night before his wedding, like sending him to another country chained up .
Let me make this VERY CLEAR right now.
If, tomorrow morning, I wake up to find myself naked and chained to a lamp post in the Rockman Record with a load of Jim Steinman fans looking at me thinking WTF? then the person responsable will be barred from this pub for all time
And even worse, i'll tell her ladyship who you are
Hmmmm
Have I missed a party? Had my best suit and hat all ready as well, but alas no invite.
Tucks HUGE expensive present under arm and sulks off
Aw, honey...that hurts...we thought you knew...
I prefer a personal one, call me an old fashioned traditionalist if you like ... :))
Oh Andy...*crying her eyes out*...
Oh and by the way...you're an old fashiond traditionalist...
The Flying Mouse
01 Jun 2006, 20:30
:twisted: Dammit, knew there was something I forgot :shock: .....
you're an old fashiond traditionalist...
Bribery, insults, greed.... is there nothing ye demons shalt not sink to in order to promote the name of the BabBazz and renounce the Loaf? PAH. Yee shalt learn in time, alas twill be too late to save thine miserable souls.
I am entering a motion now that the holy wedding is over to re-name this church
FROM:
The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun
TO:
The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sin
Who is in favor - please raise you hand now or forever hold you peace!
SINNER! HEATHEN!! PHILISTINE!!! Oh, demented follower of the insidious BabBazz, ye know not what ye do.... Thee enters this sacred place, this temple of worship, this safe haven built to espouse the glory of the Loaf, and thee bring with the sin and not a sign of repentence. I tell thee again: renounce thine evil ways, lest the time come far more quickly than thee expect that thee be eaten alive by worms and roaches, that thine ribs are used as shipbuilding materials, and that thine entrails rot and fester within thy torso, creating ulcers, agony, and an ultimate explosion of whisky, thus as thee live by thine sins, thee shall die by thine sins.
SINNER! HEATHEN!! PHILISTINE!!! Oh, demented follower of the insidious BabBazz, ye know not what ye do.... Thee enters this sacred place, this temple of worship, this safe haven built to espouse the glory of the Loaf, and thee bring with the sin and not a sign of repentence. I tell thee again: renounce thine evil ways, lest the time come far more quickly than thee expect that thee be eaten alive by worms and roaches, that thine ribs are used as shipbuilding materials, and that thine entrails rot and fester within thy torso, creating ulcers, agony, and an ultimate explosion of whisky, thus as thee live by thine sins, thee shall die by thine sins.
FM...do something about this or divorce and maiden name!!!
HA! See, the error of thine ways leads thee to make a mockery of thine sacred and godly vows, taken mere days ago... Thy disbelief and yea, mockery, shall cause thee severe pain in this life and unimaginable torment in the next life, child, yet still thee are being offered the chance to renounce BabBazz, and take belief in the one true lord, the great lord Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, for should thee continue to resist the truth, only harm can come of it, and thee shall be mightily smote by the pointed piano wielded by the gatekeeper, and never shall thee hold nor even sight, the guitar pick of peace, leaving thee in mental and physical anguish for all eternity.
HA! See, the error of thine ways leads thee to make a mockery of thine sacred and godly vows, taken mere days ago... Thy disbelief and yea, mockery, shall cause thee severe pain in this life and unimaginable torment in the next life, child, yet still thee are being offered the chance to renounce BabBazz, and take belief in the one true lord, the great lord Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, for should thee continue to resist the truth, only harm can come of it, and thee shall be mightily smote by the pointed piano wielded by the gatekeeper, and never shall thee hold nor even sight, the guitar pick of peace, leaving thee in mental and physical anguish for all eternity.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
Ye are appealing to the wrong person, devil spawn. No man on earth can save thee from the immortal, yea, eternal punishment, that awaits thy wretched soul, so steadfastly refusing to be saved from the pits of sulphurous fire that is surely awaiting thee when thy last mortal breathe has been wrenched past thy blue lips, choked from thy ragged frame, and drawn out in a scream of unending dread, as thine body decays, and thy spirit descends into that place of bountiful adders, arachnids and beetles that may only cause anguish, never death, and ne'er shall thee be released from the clutches of the neverending screams of the tormanted and damned, cursed to suffer the BabBazz for all eternity in punishment for their foolhardy refusal to accept the love of the Loaf. Be warned, philistine, be warned....
LO, for the penguins are vanquished, the jihad was a mighty success. The penguins were found lurking in the evil town of Arcade, and in that town was one Loafer, a sole crusader and representative of the cause, the magnificent Yeti man, yea, we joined forces, rectruited some faithful followers with our mission, a soul who did not wish to spend eternity in the damnable clutches of the BabBazz, thus, the Yeti, the Orca, and the Preacher, unofficial leader of the Loaves, disarmed and demolished the remnants of the penguins, with nothing to hand but the love of the Loaf and the protection of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and a few snowballs, the Loafers saved the day, brilliantly led and manouvred by Joady, and now the guitar pick of peace is back with the gatekeeper of the pointed paino, the night of the full moon awash with the life blood of the tortured, damned and innocent alike has been averted and delayed for a while longer, so I and the Loaf say to thee, seize this chance for it has been bought for ye with sacrifice and supreme courage, do not let thy comrades die in vain for thine souls, for that will increase thine torture and make thine judgement far harsher come doomsday, oh wicked ones.
The Flying Mouse
03 Jun 2006, 07:03
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: Yes my sweet? :D
Oh, right :shock:
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :roll:
No flaming :mrgreen:
Job's a guddun :up:
:twisted: Yes my sweet? :D
Oh, right :shock:
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :roll:
No flaming :mrgreen:
Job's a guddun :up:
Huh?
Thee speak of flames. These are no flames, compared with the burning that thee shalt receive for thine lack of repentance and true belief, for tis written that infidels and disbelievers alike shalt have every bodily hair set alight individually, then be cast into a pit of fire, until a juicy golden brown, be fed to the ravenous demons surrounding, then thine dessicated body laid out for the vultures to feed upon, and lo, there shalt thee be stuck until the end of time, for though thee may scream and demand death to release thee, shalt not happen for the non-believer and the denial of the one true Loaf, thine heresy in this life shalt get thee nowhere, for thee cannot understand the eternity that awaits thee.
The Flying Mouse
03 Jun 2006, 10:01
:twisted: Don't forget, I CREATED this church, and I can take it down just as easy :wink:
I'm the archbishop round here :wink:
So enough with the hellfire stuff, and more preaching beer and fun :mrgreen:
Don't you just love religious percecution :lol:
Dost thee truly wish to invite this humble servant of the Loaf to the Bar? For there, twill be possible to minister more closely to thine spiritual needs, my son, as they seem to overwhelm thee. Be warned, thee cannot bribe a true servant of the Loaf, for the Loafers shalt overcome. Twas always the way, no philistine nor insidious corrupt souls can understand the great sacrifices made for them in the name of the Loaf, thee should guard thine tongue, lest the gatekeeper of the pointed piano become wrathful and distracted, and lose the guitar pick of peace again, for this time ye shalt rescue it thineself, as thee lack appreciation and gratitude for those who gave their soul to rock and rock for thee in the name of the Loaf.
:twisted: Don't forget, I CREATED this church, and I can take it down just as easy :wink:
I'm the archbishop round here :wink:
So enough with the hellfire stuff, and more preaching beer and fun :mrgreen:
Don't you just love religious percecution :lol:
Judging by Lotus's last post...might be the best thing if we close this church and get her drunk in a pub...
Dost thee truly wish to invite this humble servant of the Loaf to the Bar? For there, twill be possible to minister more closely to thine spiritual needs, my son, as they seem to overwhelm thee. Be warned, thee cannot bribe a true servant of the Loaf, for the Loafers shalt overcome. Twas always the way, no philistine nor insidious corrupt souls can understand the great sacrifices made for them in the name of the Loaf, thee should guard thine tongue, lest the gatekeeper of the pointed piano become wrathful and distracted, and lose the guitar pick of peace again, for this time ye shalt rescue it thineself, as thee lack appreciation and gratitude for those who gave their soul to rock and rock for thee in the name of the Loaf.
Much better...stop by the pub at any time...we serve mean drinks...except for those that are watered...but you're special...so in the name of Loaf...come on down to the pub and lets get drunk already...
HA. Thee think that removing the temple shalt remove the spirit and belief? Thee dost think wrongly, my friends. Remove the Preacher from this home, he shalt reappear, and then twill be too late for thine salvation, the sun shall gleam black, the moon shalt not glow, and the beaches shall be awash with the blood of leaking souls, all squarely on thine hands for denying the truth and failing to repent, thus leading other misguided and misbegotten wretches into a pit of oblivion.
The Flying Mouse
03 Jun 2006, 10:56
:twisted:
*ahem*
Has the (tediously) good preacher ever actually LISTENED to a Mear Loaf record?
There is actually a lot of glorification of naughty things in the music, so for the church of the Loaf to attack said naughtyness is a bit bizare :nuts:
Now, Archbishop Mouse has a little sermon to air :mrgreen:
Do not, thee of inflated self importave and superiority, take as thine devine right, especially in the word and the work of thy heavenly Loaf, to thus condemn and curse thoust most followers of Loafy faith.
If thoust persisteth in the condemnation of the most humblest and dedicated followers of thy holy Loaf, then thoust will have no other option to smite thee, lock thy church, and cast thee out.
And ye, though thoust perchace think it wiseth to contine thoust most boring and tetious rant of thy brothers and sisters of the Loaf in the tap room of thoust forum pub (or any other place of communal meeting herein), then thee vengful super moderator shalst instucteth thee that thoust drift perilously from topic, and command thee to get back hence.
:twisted:
*ahem*
Has the (tediously) good preacher ever actually LISTENED to a Mear Loaf record?
There is actually a lot of glorification of naughty things in the music, so for the church of the Loaf to attack said naughtyness is a bit bizare :nuts:
This Preacher dost not follow false idols, the one true way and path is that of the mighty Meat Loaf, who is this Mear Loaf of which thee speak, false prophet and messenger of BabBazz? It could be thought that ye are a member of one of these newfangled cult-like movements, if so, be warned brother in Loaf, for they shalt only lead thee astray from the one true way.
Now, Archbishop Mouse has a little sermon to air :mrgreen:
Do not, thee of inflated self importave and superiority, take as thine devine right, especially in the word and the work of thy heavenly Loaf, to thus condemn and curse thoust most followers of Loafy faith.
Thou should read more carefully, oh heathen brother of the Loaf martyrdom, for should thee pay more attention, thee will note that damnation occurs only to the sinful, disdainful and non-believers, not to the true Loafers within the faith, those whom follow the tolling bell of the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano.
If thoust persisteth in the condemnation of the most humblest and dedicated followers of thy holy Loaf, then thoust will have no other option to smite thee, lock thy church, and cast thee out.
Lo, my heart is sorely troubled for thee, must be terrible to be caught in traps of confusion, sin and misery, whence the true way is not obvious to thee.
And ye, though thoust perchace think it wiseth to contine thoust most boring and tetious rant of thy brothers and sisters of the Loaf in the tap room of thoust forum pub (or any other place of communal meeting herein), then thee vengful super moderator shalst instucteth thee that thoust drift perilously from topic, and command thee to get back hence.
Power and false idols corrupt thee, brother, hateful and vengeful talk shalt get thee nowhere in the eyes and graces of the Loaf and Loaves, thee shalt remain a mere Loafer of the lower order of the brethen of the Loaf, resulting in no crusade attendance for thee, thus halting any chances of progression, ruining thine chances to gaze upon the face of the Loaf and hear the Loaf in all his glory, hallelujah and Paradise.
The Flying Mouse
03 Jun 2006, 16:40
This Preacher dost not follow false idols, the one true way and path is that of the mighty Meat Loaf, who is this Mear Loaf of which thee speak, false prophet and messenger of BabBazz? It could be thought that ye are a member of one of these newfangled cult-like movements, if so, be warned brother in Loaf, for they shalt only lead thee astray from the one true way.
T'was a typo.
Thou should read more carefully, oh heathen brother of the Loaf martyrdom, for should thee pay more attention, thee will note that damnation occurs only to the sinful, disdainful and non-believers, not to the true Loafers within the faith, those whom follow the tolling bell of the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano.
This music is ALL ABOUT sin.
You wanna preach against sex, drums, and rock n roll, you picked the wrong god :nuts:
Loaferism is a little more fun than that.
Lo, my heart is sorely troubled for thee, must be terrible to be caught in traps of confusion, sin and misery, whence the true way is not obvious to thee.
Confusion - noy guilty.
Sin - guilty as charged (I hope)
Misery - Not guilty.
The true way is pretty obvious.
Lock this thing if we don't get some decent happy sermons.
If I wanna be told i'm going to hell, i'll go to a real church.
Power and false idols corrupt thee, brother, hateful and vengeful talk shalt get thee nowhere in the eyes and graces of the Loaf and Loaves, thee shalt remain a mere Loafer of the lower order of the brethen of the Loaf, resulting in no crusade attendance for thee, thus halting any chances of progression, ruining thine chances to gaze upon the face of the Loaf and hear the Loaf in all his glory, hallelujah and Paradise.
*thee* doesn't need any help form power and false idols.
*thee* was already corrupt.
And power was made to be used.
So, do we get some decent happy sermons, or is this place getting locked up?
Guilt must way heavily on thy soul, child, for thee to deny the truth, cowering and threatening in this manner. Brother, thee should perhaps pay more attention. Happy is a state of mind and matter of interpretation. There shall be great rejoicing when the BabBazz is overcome, and the damned enter their eternal suffering, awash with their sins and punishment from henceforth onwards.
:twisted:
*ahem*
Has the (tediously) good preacher ever actually LISTENED to a Mear Loaf record?
There is actually a lot of glorification of naughty things in the music, so for the church of the Loaf to attack said naughtyness is a bit bizare :nuts:
Now, Archbishop Mouse has a little sermon to air :mrgreen:
Do not, thee of inflated self importave and superiority, take as thine devine right, especially in the word and the work of thy heavenly Loaf, to thus condemn and curse thoust most followers of Loafy faith.
If thoust persisteth in the condemnation of the most humblest and dedicated followers of thy holy Loaf, then thoust will have no other option to smite thee, lock thy church, and cast thee out.
And ye, though thoust perchace think it wiseth to contine thoust most boring and tetious rant of thy brothers and sisters of the Loaf in the tap room of thoust forum pub (or any other place of communal meeting herein), then thee vengful super moderator shalst instucteth thee that thoust drift perilously from topic, and command thee to get back hence.
Did the preacher bite you...and if she did...where????
Can you all please repeat your last posts...only longer and slower???
MeatGrl1
04 Jun 2006, 02:53
I love your averta:)!!
T'was a typo.?
See how the perfidious evil of the BabBazz infiltrates thine defences when thee lapse in concentration? Vigilance is the key to retaining thy purity in the Loaf.
This music is ALL ABOUT sin.
You wanna preach against sex, drums, and rock n roll, you picked the wrong god :nuts:
Loaferism is a little more fun than that.?
Prithee pay more attention, brother Mouse, for thee has missed some teachings of the Loaf upon the way. Please direct to where thee has spied any words against these drums, rock'n'roll and sex thee mention.
Confusion - noy guilty.
Sin - guilty as charged (I hope)
Misery - Not guilty.?
Confusion must be guilt, for there is no denial of guilt present. Well done on taking that first step of the sinners walk of repentance, bother Mouse, now thee must keep walking int he Loaf. Misery is yet to be decided, doomsday is not upon us yet.
The true way is pretty obvious.
Lock this thing if we don't get some decent happy sermons.
If I wanna be told i'm going to hell, i'll go to a real church.?
I draw the attention of the brethren to sermon number 115, a truly joyous occasion in the day of the Loaf, to which none paid any heed. If fire and brimstone is required to gain conversions of the masses into the glorious way of the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, then that is what this humble missionary and servant of our Loafy Lord shall do.
*thee* doesn't need any help form power and false idols.
*thee* was already corrupt.
And power was made to be used.
So, do we get some decent happy sermons, or is this place getting locked up?
Sermon #115. Thee may attempt to cast out the truth, but ye are only dooming thyself to eternal damnation, those of us who see the light and the Loaf shall not be troubled by thine misery.
I love your averta:)!!
Whose?
Whose?
False idols and misrepresentations.... that is one of the myriad of ways to misery and destruction.
The Flying Mouse
04 Jun 2006, 16:59
:twisted: Well I think this has gone way off topic :lmao:
Think the chuch will now be closed until the next happy event :wink:
Book now through your friendly local archbishop :mrgreen:
Once more The Flying Mouse and mszee would like to thank everyone for making their wedding such a special occasion, and they hope you all enjoyed it as much as they did :up:
The Flying Mouse
05 Jun 2006, 23:43
:twisted: I don't believe it.
I just don't believe it :shock:
I've just been sent a fax from the European Rights Committee, slateing me for religious intolerance, and demanding the church be reopened forthwith :wtf:
Apparently Rome was even gonna send the papal army in :yikes:
So I hereby order the church reopened.
God help us all :roll:
Fecking Brussels :bicker:
This old Preacher 'tis a happy soul, see how the Loaf works in mysterious ways, brethren? There may be hope for the one known as the Mouse yet, the eternal pits of misery may yet be avoided, and the sun may yet overcome the impediment of the nostril of the BabBazz, the gatekeeper may not smite the Loafers with his pointed piano, for lo, they can show faith when required, should conversions result from this glorious day of religious and Loafy freedom, then perchance the Mouse may save his distressed soul, and the rodents may flee from the howling of the false Evises without ingesting all in their path and choking to death on the false rhinestones fallen from the pelvis of doom.
The Flying Mouse
05 Jun 2006, 23:58
This old Preacher 'tis a happy soul, see how the Loaf works in mysterious ways, brethren? There may be hope for the one known as the Mouse yet, the eternal pits of misery may yet be avoided, and the sun may yet overcome the impediment of the nostril of the BabBazz, the gatekeeper may not smite the Loafers with his pointed piano, for lo, they can show faith when required, should conversions result from this glorious day of religious and Loafy freedom, then perchance the Mouse may save his distressed soul, and the rodents may flee from the howling of the false Evises without ingesting all in their path and choking to death on the false rhinestones fallen from the pelvis of doom.
:twisted: FECKING BRUSSLES :bicker:
:twisted: FECKING BRUSSLES :bicker:
Brother Mouse! Whilst thine enthusiasm for the vegetable side dish that accompanies our way in the lord Loaf of the Meat, perhaps thee would be wise to be eating thy brussels and fecking thy wife.
Brother Mouse! Whilst thine enthusiasm for the vegetable side dish that accompanies our way in the lord Loaf of the Meat, perhaps thee would be wise to be eating thy brussels and fecking thy wife.
Ahahahahaha...I don't know what the expression is...I thought it had something to do with Belgium...
In any event, dear preacher...thanks for giving my dear cyber bigger half ideas consisting of 4 letter words...he really does need a lot of encouragement...a shy retiring fellow that he is...
Devil's Son
06 Jun 2006, 17:26
:shock:
Today's joyous message is part of a series, and twill be based around the words of our Lord Loaf and the words of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano.
Bats Out of Hell: the return of the BabBazz
Tis written that the sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valley tonight, so can be seen that BabBazz is beginning it's return to demonise the earth with horrendous screamings and screechings designed to drive these mortals insane and convert them to it's insidious cause. The saviour of us all shall be the man in the shadows with a gun in his eye, and a blade shining oh so bright, yet we have not seen this man in a number of years, since the Loaf told us we were right to believe, that he couldn't have said it better himself, and that we should testify against the BabBazz and for the Loaf at all hours of the day and night. The false elvises begin to rise from the tunnels, foaming in a giant wave of false rhinestones, ready to devour all the sacred and not so sacred souls of the earth. The Loaf himself, via his mouthpiece the gatekeeper of the pointed piano says to believe, and believe thee shalt, lest a plague of clowns follow the elvis impersonators and fill thine eye sockets with false rhinestones. Take this message with thee in thine life today: walk with the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, for even should the BabBazz arise, and (Loaf forbid) be victorious in the armageddon, the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano assure thee that thee are the only thing in this whole world that is pure and good and right, so do not forsake that purity, for tis purity that keeps thee in the mind and the heart of the Loaf.
The choir shalt now sing, whilst the collection plate is passed around.
The Flying Mouse
07 Jun 2006, 03:37
:twisted: Only feels right to do this here.
Requium et passe.
Night Minty.
XXX
Brother Mouse, thine kind words for a friend, I am sure they were received with as much, if not greater, love than they were given.
Now, back to the lesson...
The Loaf tells us to believe above all other things, for even he believes, and if he shalt be proven wrong, then we shalt all be proven wrong with him, and thus it is no matter of great concern, for the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano have proclaimed it thus: if I gotta be damned, then I wanna be damned, dancing through the night with you. Lo, for verily we shalt know no fear in our crusade for Loafers, for conversions, to save the sinners and disbelievers of this world from the perifidious BabBazz who shalt no doubt rise again, along with the aforementioned plague of Elvis impersonators, bejewelled with false rhinestones, but be strong, oh Loafy ones, for rhinestones are not the riches they appear to be, and will not grant thee thy boons of flagrantly rotating pelvi. In the words of the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, when the day is done and the sun goes down, moonlight shining through, then like a sinner before the gates of heaven I'll come crawling on back to you... and so tis, that the Loaf is coming for us again, in the third resurrection, rebirth and uprising, and no doubt this third coming shalt be the most glorious of them all, and the Loaf, the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and all Loafers and Steinmanites alike shall storm triumphant through the halls of fame to Rock and Roll heaven. HALLELUJAH AND PARADISE, praise to the Loaf and the day of the third rising!
:twisted: Only feels right to do this here.
Requium et passe.
Night Minty.
XXX
So sorry...
How heartening to see such a hearty group of people here on this chilly morn. Never fear, the mighty Loaf, tells us, he was damned when we were saved, and thus he hath demonstrated his eternal love for us all, and his reluctance to leave us to eternal misery at the hands of the BabBazz. The disbelievers and infidels refuse to believe the words "For Crying OUt Loud, you know I love you", sent to us by the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, via the Loaf, and thus he tells us that he will never leave us, should we choose to accept the way and repent of our non-Loafiness, yet there are many that will not do so. Tis entirely possible, and indeed likely, that the ignorant shall be buried in chilly sand and frozen in California winds, should they not believe ans worship when given the chance, for the Loaf will recieve everybody with open arms and eyes, and love them for all eternity, and not tear their jeans apart along with all lower limbs and jean contents. Tis written that without the Loaf, there will be no sun to cure coldness, no shelter from rain, no children, no answers to questions, no highways, no games, no future, no home for anybody, endless falling, stalling, and hence an eternity consigned to misery, nowhere to go, falling deeper and deeper into pits of despair, being buried alive in sand with subzero winds blowing over thine naked body, no motivation to change, unable to do anything about it all due to perpetual stalling.... the ressurection is nearly upon us, repent in good time, friends, repent or face thy life as hell.
How heartening to see such a hearty group of people here on this chilly morn. Never fear, the mighty Loaf, tells us, he was damned when we were saved, and thus he hath demonstrated his eternal love for us all, and his reluctance to leave us to eternal misery at the hands of the BabBazz. The disbelievers and infidels refuse to believe the words "For Crying OUt Loud, you know I love you", sent to us by the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, via the Loaf, and thus he tells us that he will never leave us, should we choose to accept the way and repent of our non-Loafiness, yet there are many that will not do so. Tis entirely possible, and indeed likely, that the ignorant shall be buried in chilly sand and frozen in California winds, should they not believe ans worship when given the chance, for the Loaf will recieve everybody with open arms and eyes, and love them for all eternity, and not tear their jeans apart along with all lower limbs and jean contents. Tis written that without the Loaf, there will be no sun to cure coldness, no shelter from rain, no children, no answers to questions, no highways, no games, no future, no home for anybody, endless falling, stalling, and hence an eternity consigned to misery, nowhere to go, falling deeper and deeper into pits of despair, being buried alive in sand with subzero winds blowing over thine naked body, no motivation to change, unable to do anything about it all due to perpetual stalling.... the ressurection is nearly upon us, repent in good time, friends, repent or face thy life as hell.
By the way...BabBazz is touring again...despite the last tour...wanna I should get you some tickets???
By the way...BabBazz is touring again...despite the last tour...wanna I should get you some tickets???
INFIDEL! HEATHEN! PERFIDIOUS AND ILLUSTRIOUS MESSENGER OF EVIL!!! Thy ways may easily lead thee to eternal condemnation, shild, how darest thee enter this holy place spreading sin and lies around thee? Tis a desecration. Twould be easy to believe that thee ist a false Loafer... may a plague of French bread sticks infest thy hovel, lest ye call it a dwelling or more, may the Loaf cast down big yellow cabs into thy most horrendous traffic jams, may the gatekeeper of the pointed piano play nothing but flat, may the BabBazz nostril remove thy sun and drown the in its insidious stench, might its howlings follow thee for all eternity, yet never deafining thee, may the Loaf and his followers not hear thy beggings and peladings for mercy, and may HEAVEN WAIT FOREVER for thee.
Pah, tickets indeed.
INFIDEL! HEATHEN! PERFIDIOUS AND ILLUSTRIOUS MESSENGER OF EVIL!!! Thy ways may easily lead thee to eternal condemnation, shild, how darest thee enter this holy place spreading sin and lies around thee? Tis a desecration. Twould be easy to believe that thee ist a false Loafer... may a plague of French bread sticks infest thy hovel, lest ye call it a dwelling or more, may the Loaf cast down big yellow cabs into thy most horrendous traffic jams, may the gatekeeper of the pointed piano play nothing but flat, may the BabBazz nostril remove thy sun and drown the in its insidious stench, might its howlings follow thee for all eternity, yet never deafining thee, may the Loaf and his followers not hear thy beggings and peladings for mercy, and may HEAVEN WAIT FOREVER for thee.
Pah, tickets indeed.
Ummm...gather you don't want any tickets? But...part of the proceeds are going to charity? Good cause???
See how the ways of the BabBazz are traitorous and subtle? The evil one thinks that by masquerading and hiding its true intentions, it can influence and brainwash unbelievers, and receive wholehearted support from its servants, thus converting a new group to living dead brain fried zombies, and it stands a good chance of success, unless action is taken, and the likes of thineself promoting the nasty one in this place shalt only aid and abet it's intentions, begone oh messenger of evil, there ist no good cause good enough to promote the BabBazz, it is merely decieving the unbelievers into believing it is good, thus it's false messengers and false prophets can conivnce the world to follow, oh brethren, please avoid this thing, turn thine eyes to the Loaf whilst thee can, the third coming is almost upon us, damnation shalt follow for the non-believer, for even their Amazon account shalt be removed, and the Loaf shalt not forgive after the time hast past, thee need to support him from the beginning, not be a bandwagon jumper, and certainly not succumb to the falsehoods of the demon BabBazz and it's vile and gruesome and tricky ways.
See how the ways of the BabBazz are traitorous and subtle? The evil one thinks that by masquerading and hiding its true intentions, it can influence and brainwash unbelievers, and receive wholehearted support from its servants, thus converting a new group to living dead brain fried zombies, and it stands a good chance of success, unless action is taken, and the likes of thineself promoting the nasty one in this place shalt only aid and abet it's intentions, begone oh messenger of evil, there ist no good cause good enough to promote the BabBazz, it is merely decieving the unbelievers into believing it is good, thus it's false messengers and false prophets can conivnce the world to follow, oh brethren, please avoid this thing, turn thine eyes to the Loaf whilst thee can, the third coming is almost upon us, damnation shalt follow for the non-believer, for even their Amazon account shalt be removed, and the Loaf shalt not forgive after the time hast past, thee need to support him from the beginning, not be a bandwagon jumper, and certainly not succumb to the falsehoods of the demon BabBazz and it's vile and gruesome and tricky ways.
*Puts "The Way We Were" into CD player full blast to drown out the preacher*
PHILISTINE! HEATHEN! TRAITOROUS AND LECHEROUS ONE!!!
My heart and the heart of the Loaf are sorely troubled for thee, yea, we grieve for thee as one, for thee know not what thee do. Smite the BabBazz, oh gatekeeper of the pointed piano, lest this child invoke more curses, trouble and wrath than she means, eternal glory or agony awaits!
PHILISTINE! HEATHEN! TRAITOROUS AND LECHEROUS ONE!!!
My heart and the heart of the Loaf are sorely troubled for thee, yea, we grieve for thee as one, for thee know not what thee do. Smite the BabBazz, oh gatekeeper of the pointed piano, lest this child invoke more curses, trouble and wrath than she means, eternal glory or agony awaits!
Hold your horses, preacher...
*Throws up while listening to the song and decides that even listening to a mad preacher is better than listening to this drivel*
Ha, the power of the Loaf is mighty and all conquering, the omnipotent one can defend thee even when ye are not aware of his glorious prescence and influence, give up thanks to absolute lord Loaf for thine timely salvation, for twas he that saved thee from the BabBazz song of torture, and thee should thank him and believe, and support, for this is the way of the truth and the life, thee dost need to accept the Loaf, thy eternal salvation can only come from the Meat, or suffer the consequences, the howling, the agony, the screaming, the burning, the raging thirst, the insatiable hunger, the fetid air, the living dead, the ghouls, the demons, thy nightmares come true, for all of immortal time, sinner.
Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep.
The veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom. — Loaf ... hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God. — The way into the holiest of all was not yet made manifest, while as the first tabernacle was yet standing.
I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.
No man cometh unto the Father, but by me. — Through him we ... have access by one Spirit unto the Father. Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellowcitizens with the saints, and of the household of God. — Having ... boldness to enter into the holiest by the blood of Loaf, by a new and living way, which he hath consecrated for us, through the veil, that is to say, his flesh. — We have peace with God through our Lord Loaf: by whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God.
Evangalist.
is that a dirty word?
Begone from this place, oh traitorous one, take thy BabBazz messages away from this Loafy shrine, lest thee be condemned to eternal trials, long after thee has left this mortal coil, for thine eyeballs shalt be plucked out by the claw of the raven, stewed as a feast, thy toes and fingers shall fester on thy body as thee leave trails of pus and blood behind thee, thy gangrenous tongue shalt drop off, to be torn apart and swallowed by hideous reptilian creatures, winged with fire and breathing air so rotten thy hair shall curl and drop out, thy limbs and nose shalt wither and crumble, falling from the face and body and returning to the dust from whence they came, shall be an agonising process, and just when thee think 'tis nearly over, then lo, twill begin anew, and thine suffering shall grow greater for each trial, for thee shalt have more nerves and more pain in every regrowth, though the Pheonix may rise from the ashes, the blasphemous are fated to never rise, but to spend all eternity in the agonies of damnation.
Begone from this place, oh traitorous one, take thy BabBazz messages away from this Loafy shrine, lest thee be condemned to eternal trials, long after thee has left this mortal coil, for thine eyeballs shalt be plucked out by the claw of the raven, stewed as a feast, thy toes and fingers shall fester on thy body as thee leave trails of pus and blood behind thee, thy gangrenous tongue shalt drop off, to be torn apart and swallowed by hideous reptilian creatures, winged with fire and breathing air so rotten thy hair shall curl and drop out, thy limbs and nose shalt wither and crumble, falling from the face and body and returning to the dust from whence they came, shall be an agonising process, and just when thee think 'tis nearly over, then lo, twill begin anew, and thine suffering shall grow greater for each trial, for thee shalt have more nerves and more pain in every regrowth, though the Pheonix may rise from the ashes, the blasphemous are fated to never rise, but to spend all eternity in the agonies of damnation.
:boohoo:
Begone from this place, oh traitorous one, take thy BabBazz messages away from this Loafy shrine, lest thee be condemned to eternal trials, long after thee has left this mortal coil, for thine eyeballs shalt be plucked out by the claw of the raven, stewed as a feast, thy toes and fingers shall fester on thy body as thee leave trails of pus and blood behind thee, thy gangrenous tongue shalt drop off, to be torn apart and swallowed by hideous reptilian creatures, winged with fire and breathing air so rotten thy hair shall curl and drop out, thy limbs and nose shalt wither and crumble, falling from the face and body and returning to the dust from whence they came, shall be an agonising process, and just when thee think 'tis nearly over, then lo, twill begin anew, and thine suffering shall grow greater for each trial, for thee shalt have more nerves and more pain in every regrowth, though the Pheonix may rise from the ashes, the blasphemous are fated to never rise, but to spend all eternity in the agonies of damnation.
The Flying Mouse
10 Jun 2006, 13:23
PHILISTINE! HEATHEN! TRAITOROUS AND LECHEROUS ONE!!!
:twisted: Well why do you think I married her? :mrgreen:
:twisted: Well why do you think I married her? :mrgreen:
I have no idea....WHY???
The Flying Mouse
10 Jun 2006, 18:06
I have no idea....WHY???
:twisted: Well it had been roumered that I married you in a cheap publicity stunt to win the most flirtatious poster award :yikes:
Something I catagorily DENY.
Brad and Angelina had the same problem you know :shock:
True story.
Actually I married you for your wonderful personality :mrgreen:
:twisted: Well it had been roumered that I married you in a cheap publicity stunt to win the most flirtatious poster award :yikes:
Something I catagorily DENY.
Brad and Angelina had the same problem you know :shock:
True story.
Actually I married you for your wonderful personality :mrgreen:
I knew it was too good to be true...cheap publicity stunt??? Where was this published - "MLUKFC Daily News"???
Brad and Angelina had a problem...oh yeah...that's how they wound up with that new baby...I am not into THAT kind of problem if you really must know
My personality lives to serve and entertain you, dear...
P.S. I am surprised preacher didn't say anything about hell today yet...do you really think that our love conquers all???
Oh, brethren in the Loaf, 'tis a most sad day indeed. For one amongst us, one of the staunchest, most dedicated, committed Loafers, one of our own brethren, a valued member of the community, a pillar of our society, and one of the leaders in Meaty ways has fallen prey to the perilous BabBazz and its evil ways, it has snuck in to her mind, and corrupted it when least expected. Thee are told this, fellow Loafers, as an example of the pitfalls that may befall thee if ye let down thine guard for a moment, and so that thee can assist in tendering to our courageous sister, in this, her hour of need, for surely she needs us now, and needs the grace of the Loaf and the mercy of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to assist out of this trap into which she has fallen, for with the strength and support of the Loafers, she can be revived, and returned to this earth, this may also be a test for the rest of ye, to ascertain which of thee truly love thy brethren in the Loaf, and, indeed, the Loaf himself.
The Flying Mouse
11 Jun 2006, 13:50
I knew it was too good to be true...cheap publicity stunt??? Where was this published - "MLUKFC Daily News"???
:twisted: Vicious lies all of it dear :wink:
Brad and Angelina had a problem...oh yeah...that's how they wound up with that new baby...I am not into THAT kind of problem if you really must know
Oh god no :shock:
Can you just imagine what the kids would be like? :yikes:
They'd scare the crap out of Ghengis Khan :faint:
My personality lives to serve and entertain you, dear...
Yes.Yes it does :yep:
P.S. I am surprised preacher didn't say anything about hell today yet...do you really think that our love conquers all???
I'm sure it'll conqour all that is set against it darling :mrgreen:
:twisted: Vicious lies all of it dear :wink:
Right...uh uh...
Oh god no :shock:
Can you just imagine what the kids would be like? :yikes:
They'd scare the crap out of Ghengis Khan :faint:
Why would you insult our unborn children so??? But yeah...our children probably would scare even us...*ponders*
Yes.Yes it does :yep:
Ahem...that's for me to know and for you to find out...
I'm sure it'll conqour all that is set against it darling :mrgreen:
Even our love is a fat rotten *******, eh?
The Flying Mouse
11 Jun 2006, 20:00
Right...uh uh...
:twisted: I don't detect a note of sinacism do I my sweet? :shock:
Why would you insult our unborn children so??? But yeah...our children probably would scare even us...*ponders*
Yeah, scary thought isn't it? :yikes:
Ahem...that's for me to know and for you to find out...
I look forward to it :mrgreen:
Even our love is a fat rotten *******, eh?
No dear, that's not our love, that's the groom :wink:
:lol:
http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpost.php?p=226791&postcount=1
The Flying Mouse
11 Jun 2006, 20:04
:twisted: Eh? :shock:
Right...uh uh...
:twisted: I don't detect a note of sinacism do I my sweet? :shock:
Sarcasm??? Moi???
Why would you insult our unborn children so??? But yeah...our children probably would scare even us...*ponders*
Yeah, scary thought isn't it? :yikes:
Scary isn't a word...
I look forward to it :mrgreen:
Should I mention here that objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are???
No dear, that's not our love, that's the groom :wink:
Heck...with me sitting here all day on my butt I will join the army of fat rotten b-----s soon
:twisted: Eh? :shock:
Gotta go...check out the link in that thread...it's great!!! YOu should learn from these guys!!!
The Flying Mouse
11 Jun 2006, 20:11
Sarcasm??? Moi???
:twisted: No dear, never YOU :roll:
*now THAT'S sarcasm :wink: *
Scary isn't a word...
Well you must be pretty fearless to go with the wedding.
Should I mention here that objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are???
Where? :lol:
Heck...with me sitting here all day on my butt I will join the army of fat rotten b-----s soon
Don't worry dear.I'm sure you'll get the hang of it :wink:
:twisted: No dear, never YOU :roll:
*now THAT'S sarcasm :wink: *
You do know that if I hit you it will hurt?
Well you must be pretty fearless to go with the wedding.
well...no comment...as usual...you leave me speechless
Should I mention here that objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are???
Where? :lol:
Where what???
Heck...with me sitting here all day on my butt I will join the army of fat rotten b-----s soon
Don't worry dear.I'm sure you'll get the hang of it :wink:
Nah...I'd rather go to the gym...you will be the one for both of us...
Tis difficult to know where to begin... Loafers, hast thee no compassion, no love for thine brethren? Thy lack of enthusiasm in assisting a fallen angel, a sister in the Loaf, is incomprehensible... 'twould be sad should ye need a helping hand in future, for none shall be forthcoming.
False idols, mocking the Loaf... why, Loafy child, would thee come into this holy place and fan the flames of disobedience? Thee is hell bent on eternal punishment and damnation, my heart is sorely saddened for thee.
Vanity, and self worship... if thee prefers thy gym to thy Loaf, then so be it, yea, though ours hearts bleed for thee both... when ye are burning in pits of sulphurous acid, do not expect a life raft nor a neutralising solution, for tis thine own headstrong behaviour and stubborn pride that has taken thee there.
Loafers rejoice, for the lord Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano have risen again! Like sunshine on dewdrops, paradise is accessible via thine dashboard light, for the BabBazz has been setback, that may be temporary, nonetheless, our lord Loaf rises again, the rainbow in the sky with no rain foretells his third coming, and lo, it shalt be a great, glorious and triumphant return to his kingdom, and who amongst thee hast not longed for this day? For the Loaf is here, he walks the earth with us mortals and graces us with his presence again, rejoice in his name and through the words of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, lift thine eyes to the heavens and give thanks and praise, look to the stars, for they foreshadow his appearance, enjoy the frostbitten chill of thine winter evening, and the joy in the sun on thine back, for hell hast frozen over, BabBazz is skating to work, and we all gather together in this great outpouring of joy to have our Loaf amongst us again, praise be!
Rob The Badger
17 Jun 2006, 04:03
I wanna get married! With like flowers and cherubs and crap...
The Flying Mouse
17 Jun 2006, 04:16
I wanna get married! With like flowers and cherubs and crap...
:twisted: Anyone in mind?
Can I be maid of honour Rob!!
...or flower girl ^_^
Rob The Badger
17 Jun 2006, 04:51
:twisted: Anyone in mind?
No idea...you into polygamy? :twisted:
The Flying Mouse
17 Jun 2006, 04:57
No idea...you into polygamy? :twisted:
:twisted: Polygamy? :?
*ponder* :roll:
Poly - Gamy :?
*ponder* :roll:
Gamy Poly :?
:idea:
Why on earth would I have an interest in sick parrots? :nuts:
Me thinks this sanctuary was somewhat desecrated...
Off with your heads!!!
Shalt the sign in front of the church be edited, to announce this joyous occasion of the matrimony between Rob and Heli?
May I also remind the congregation that tis considered rude to behead fellow Loafers within this sanctuary. Unless there is proof of them flirting with the insidious ways of the perfidious BabBazz, of course, that allows an exception to the rule.
Rob The Badger
19 Jun 2006, 03:01
Me? Marry a girl? Craziness...
I guess if there are no other candidates however
:(:?
Me? Marry a girl? Craziness...
I guess if there are no other candidates however
:(:?
Oh wow...we just might have a match...
It's ok hun, you can have the odd affair now and again when you get bored :p
But then again.....I don't even want to get married :shock:! I just want to be MoH or flower girl or something!
Tis the understanding of this preacher that present are a) male wishing for matrimony, all impossibilities and impracticalities aside, and b) a female wishing to be involved somehow in matrimony.... thus there should be no confusion.
This Preacher was horrendously and remorselessly assaulted by the insidious BabBazz this very afternoon, and is leaving for a stiff Scotch. Fight out the wedding details amongst thineselves.
Rob The Badger
21 Jun 2006, 01:51
no offers yet :|
no offers yet :|
Well, Heli was not exactly against it...PLUS she said you can have affairs...you can have the best of both worlds???
Rob The Badger
21 Jun 2006, 16:21
but she smells
but she smells
Ahem...judging from your avatar...ummm...hmmmm...
byatch!
Language! Tis a church thee are in, not an alehouse. Should thee truly feel the need to emphasise thine statements, thee shalt use the only word allowed under the rulerdom of the Loaf, and that word tis the mighty Fcuk, for our lord Loaf applies that description and request frequently.
Language! Tis a church thee are in, not an alehouse. Should thee truly feel the need to emphasise thine statements, thee shalt use the only word allowed under the rulerdom of the Loaf, and that word tis the mighty Fcuk, for our lord Loaf applies that description and request frequently.
FCUK is a very good word...
FCUK is a very good word...
And one wholeheartedly endorsed by the lord Loaf himself, thus 'tis permissible, nay, encouraged in a place of worship.
Rockette
22 Jun 2006, 06:14
:D The preacher has returned! Where's you bin? :D
Oh, the insidious BabBazz, how perfidious and sneaky are it's ways. This most humble and modest of Preachers was today listening to the word of the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, taking courage from the thought of the Loaf and the gatekeeper, allowing this mind to relax from torment, and cherishing in this heart the one true way and light and life, and thinking of all the joy and happiness the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano have brought to mineself and others in their quest for perfection... when LO! Suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, in the midst of this deep meditation.... there it was... the tremendous howlings of the Bab, corrupting and defiling the words of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, scaring the children and just alike, terrifying the immortal and leading the evil to cheer her to even great heights of desecration. Fear not, brethren in the Loaf, for the Preacher has screamed "THE EVIL ONE! BEGONE IN THE NAME OF THE LOAF" and thrown the modern recording device across the length of the manufacturing plant. Rest assured, brethren, the Preacher cannot suffer for this indescretion, for the Loaf in his love and in preparation for the third coming protects this most humble of Preachers, as do religious persecution laws. Thus, was the infidel BabBazz defeated in it's sly and tricky ways, so Loafers, take heed, and be on thine guard, for the BabBazz would not attempt these tricks unless the third coming was at hand. Be warned, brethren, and be aware. Be very aware indeed.
Rockette
24 Jun 2006, 10:12
And when is this third coming foretold, O enlightened preacher?
Darest thee call thineself a Loafer??? Pah. As ye should well be aware, sometime between the 23rd and 31st of October.
AND DON'T THEE FORGET IT!
Hallelujah, praise the Loaf, a Loafer in residence! Lo, for the third coming shalt be, and the Meat shall arise on the 23rd October.
Hallelujah, praise the Loaf, a Loafer in residence! Lo, for the third coming shalt be, and the Meat shall arise on the 23rd October.
Halleluja, Halleluja.. Praise the Loaf..:cool:
Devil's Son
19 Jul 2006, 10:44
yeah, halleluja, say it! halleluja!! Comn'on let's sing and praise the Loaf!!! Yeah !!!
..... mmmmhhhhhh, Precious Loaf, take my hand.
Lead me on, let me stand.
I am tired, I am weak, and worn.
Through the storm, through the night,
Lead me on to the light.
Take my hand, precious Loaf,
Lead me home. ..... mmmmhhhhhhhh..
May the gatekeeper smite thee all with his pointed piano, for one of the two great perils to befall the Loafers is amongst us, bware of those that display blind followings and arrogance, be aware of the pitfalls they may lead thee into, for on the path to true Loafdom blind faith can lead the to pot holes, despair and disgrace. Be warned against not saying it better, for if thee cannot say it better, then thee need to say something or nothing, there is no hope in blind faith, for it leads to slowness of the mind, and lack of quality interpretation, and then thee cannot make decisions for thineself, whence that state occurs, the insidious BabBazz can sneak upon thee and capture thy soul for it's infinite torments, and thee will be unable to stop it, ye shalt only be able to follow it and thus thine lives, both mortal and beyond shalt be spent in the pits of misery and despair.
Beware also of arrogance, for there shalt be mighty destruction as the pedestals fall in the times of the third resurrection, for arrogance leads to self loathing and disharmony, thus leading those of blind faith tendencies into the darkness, ne'er to return to the light and the shelter of the pick of peace, then ye shalt ask thinselves "what the fcuk were we thinking?" yet by then twill be too late for self analysis and recriminations, for the legions of critics that swarm after all opponents of the BabBazz shalt be upon thee, picking thee of blind faith into fragments of bone and chunks of flesh, and for all thine screamings and shrieked protests, will be no mercy, for thee failed to heed the warning of arrogance and blind faith, and thus became lost in maze of the ways of the *true* Loaf, thy own misguidedness hast lead thee to follow the wrong teachings and be saying nothing at all to which no man nor Loaf nor Loafer shalt listen.
Jackoutofhell
22 Jul 2006, 13:03
You know, I'm not quite sure if I could have said that better or not. I'll have to analyze myself. I'm not a terrific writer, and you made it pretty clear, something which I appreciate. I'll have to debate with myself. Could I have said it better? I may work on a solution and get back to you. Otherwise, great work!
Devil's Son
23 Jul 2006, 13:20
amen
And on this happy day of listening to preview of BatIII...where else would I come but here to pray for long life and well being of our God and Master, Meat Loaf...
Were thee not told of the third coming, oh infidels and disbelievers of the Loaf? For bow thine head in shame, cast thy eyes downwards unto the earth from whence ye came, and to whence thee shall return, as Loafers march triumphant, the Meat leading the way with the gatekeeper fo the pointed piano, for truly they are together in the eternal bond of friendship, a lesson some of thee could well use to study.
HALLELOAFA.
AND GET A HAIRCUT, YOU SLOVENLY LOT... WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A FREAKING FASHION PARADE????
No...I am growing my hair out...
SHORT BACK AND SIDES, YOU UNDISCIPLINED THUG. YOUR ATTITUDE NEEDS SOME SERIOUS FREAKING REVISION, TAKE THAT TOOTHBRUSH AND CLEAN THE LATRINES, PRIVATE, AT THE DOUBLE.
*Sits down in the last pew*...
And it's all coming back to me now...
NO SITTING ON PARADE, GET OFF YOUR SOFT CIVILIAN ARSE AND ON YOUR FEET, SOLDIER. IF I FIND ONE SPECK OF DIRT IN THOSE LATRINES, COOKHOUSE DUTY FOR A YEAR, PRIVATE.
Dear...this is a church...keep your voice down or they will lock you up again...
Devil's Son
14 Sep 2006, 18:21
... silence is gold ...sssshhhhh
Well...I think I've been sitting here way too long...
*Gets up and exits stage left*
Fade to black...
Rockette
15 Sep 2006, 07:02
Well...I think I've been sitting here way too long...
*Gets up and exits stage left* Fade to black...
:shock: You must need new hair dye! When my hair fades, it certainly is not to black. :D
How about I change to dying my hair grey, with red and purple streaks? That oughtta slow down the regrowth. :D
Going now! Fade to blue rinse. :D
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