What did you do? And WHY?

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Shamlessly gripped from another forum :lol: ...........

This only takes a moment & is really quite
humorous.



Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------my neighbor
15-------a football player
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted:
8----I gave a lap dance to

20-------a stuffed animal

White------Because I was high.

:lmao:

[Heli]

I shot a fork because thats the way I roll...baby :cool:

[R.]

I gave my number to a Jones soda because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. :wtf:

[RadioMaster]

I humped my dog because I´m sexy and I do what I want! :shock:

[shadow1000001]

I humped an ipod because I was drunk :hic:

[needmoremeat]

3 I smacked
19 a pickle
purple because I was naked
:lol:

[L96]

I gave my number to a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Can I hope that it was Meat in Hole In One?

[Chris]

I ate the computer because the voices told me to.

[Jeanie]

I smacked a police officer because I was drunk.

J.

[heat]

I fell in love with a ninja because that's how i roll....

[sunneke]

i ate a baseball bat because thats how i roll :shock:

[dant796]

I murdered a ninja because that's how I roll.

Hmm ... there's some fill in the numbers thing at the top of this thread ... wonder what that's about ...

[Ross]

i fell in love with a banana because I was drunk

[djfierce]

i had sex with my dog because i was drunk :faint:

[mszee]

Let's see what I did...and most importantly...why...

I smacked a goat because I was high...

And thus spake Zee...no comment

[Cathie]

I humped a gangster because that's how I roll...

[amethyst]

Ummmmm okay well......


I sang to a football player because the voices told me to :shock: and because I was high :whistle: and because I'm sexy and I do what I want.;) :oops: (red/white/blue t shirt).

Hey, 1 out of three aint bad ~ i'll leave you to decide which one though ~ grins. Hmmm catchy line there, do you think there's a song in it :lol: :lol:

[SuperLoafMan]

I sang to my sister because I am sexy and i do what i want!!

:shock:

[Hypnobabe]

I shot myself because I was drunk :hic:

[Cathie]

I shot myself because I was drunk :hic:

Now that IS impressive... :cool: ;)

[Ben]

i shot a football player Because that's how I roll.

[Jen]

I fell in love with a Jones soda because I was drunk

...hmmm...

[Ageing Bat]

I gave a lap dance to a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want



Wonder if the goat feels like it was it's lucky day or not? :mrgreen: