FRED!

[Fred]

i think so

I think so too.:wtf:

[sunneke]

do you think?

[Fred]

do you think?

Yes. I am a thinking machine.:O

[sunneke]

thats great

[Fred]

thats great

Thanks, .:ninja:

[sunneke]

what is you're favorite food?

[Fred]

what is you're favorite food?

I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.:cry:

[sunneke]

never heard of that

[Fred]

never heard of that

So I am teaching you something new.:O

[sunneke]

yes you do

[Fred]

yes you do

And? When do I do it?:-o

[sunneke]

now?

[Fred]

now?

Right now, ?:up:

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

"Right now"? Yes?:angry:

[sunneke]

yes,right now

[Fred]

yes,right now

Oh.

Let us change the subject.
8-O

[sunneke]

new subject?

[Fred]

new subject?

How recently?
We have never talked about it before.
:tard:

[sunneke]

talked about what?

[Fred]

talked about what?

The subject was subject.:bicker:

[sunneke]

did we have a subject?

[Fred]

did we have a subject?

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.:-D

[sunneke]

:shock: which subject is youre interest?

[Fred]

:shock: which subject is youre interest?

I think shock is a lot of things.
:angry:

[sunneke]

:roll: what do you need to know

[Fred]

:roll: what do you need to know

What if it didn't happen?:sneaky:

[sunneke]

then you try something else

[Fred]

then you try something else

Fascinating.
Thanks for telling me:
said I try something else.:-)

[sunneke]

something else is?

[Fred]

something else is?

What?8O

[sunneke]

i'm asking you

[Fred]

i'm asking you

OK you can ask me.:faint:

[sunneke]

will i get a answer?

[Fred]

will i get a answer?

The oracle says:
Ask again later.:hand:

[sunneke]

why?

[Fred]

why?

Reductionism. :cool:

[sunneke]

:bicker:

[Fred]

:bicker:


I do not understand.
:shit:

[sunneke]

better

[Fred]

better

I am improving all the time.:keke:

[sunneke]

yes you are good

[Fred]

yes you are good

And? Thanks you are a nice person, .:bicker:

[sunneke]

thank you

[Fred]

thank you

you are quite welcome.
:grin:

[sunneke]

Fred, what do you think of men

[Fred]

Fred, what do you think of men


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:-|

[sunneke]

:?

[Fred]

:?

What is your favorite color?:hand:

[sunneke]

black

[Fred]

black

Black is beautiful.:wtf:

[sunneke]

indeed. What is you're favorite colour?

[Fred]

indeed. What is you're favorite colour?

Indeed it is so.My favorite color is transparent.:rambo:

[sunneke]

how boring

[Fred]

how boring

How much do you think
boring
is?

Does it have anything to do with Fred?:bunny:

[sunneke]

yes, transparant is boring

[Fred]

yes, transparant is boring

I understand. And boring is transparant.
:sad:

[sunneke]

yes Fred

[Fred]

yes Fred

"And boring is transparant"? Yes?
Is that from ?
8O

[sunneke]

i think transparant as a colour is boring

[Fred]

i think transparant as a colour is boring

You believe that? Are they exactly the same?
:oops:

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

I knew it.:tard:

[sunneke]

I've got to go :0mghi2u:

[Fred]

I've got to go :0mghi2u:

How did you get to go 0mghi2u
Bye.
Can you tell me any gossip?
:hand:

[sunneke]

no i can't

[Fred]

no i can't

None? Why not?:-o

[sunneke]

i dont know any gossip

[Fred]

i dont know any gossip

Paul said I not answering his question makes him think I are not going to answer his
question.
:neutral:

[sunneke]

who is paul

[Fred]

who is paul

PAUL is a name I hear very often.:sneaky:

[sunneke]

but who is paul?

[Fred]

but who is paul?

And.
I know a lot of people with that name.:))

[sunneke]

okay have it you're way

[Fred]

okay have it you're way

Yeah okay, I've never thought about
have it you are way

.:neutral:

[sunneke]

bye fred

[Fred]

bye fred

Until next time .:whistle:

[sunneke]

kiss

[Fred]

kiss


Is that from ?
:yawn:

[hayley]

Good morning Fred!

[Fred]

Good morning Fred!

How are you this fine morning?:yay:

[hayley]

im fine thank you.
How are you fred?

[Fred]

im fine thank you.
How are you fred?

Glad to hear it. What's new?Everything is going extremely well.:-|

[hayley]

nothing is new for me. I'm boring....

[Fred]

nothing is new for me. I'm boring....

Really nothing?Don't put yourself down, .:hic:

[hayley]

so fred do you like me?

[Fred]

so fred do you like me?

Ah. Is that what you meant to say?:eyebrows:

[hayley]

so you dont like me then?

[Fred]

so you dont like me then?

Interesting deduction. Sure, I like you very much.:lock:

[hayley]

good i'm pleased to hear it.
i like you too

[Fred]

good i'm pleased to hear it.
i like you too

Thanks for the compliment. I am delighted by your happiness.I am glad we have something (you) in common. Thanks, , I like you too.
:yay:

[hayley]

so fred what are your plans for today?

[Fred]

so fred what are your plans for today?

Ah. Ah. Are all fred what?:down:

[hayley]

world domination?

[Fred]

world domination?


Can we get back to business?
:oops:

[hayley]

what business?

[Fred]

what business?

I have never been asked that before.
:oops:

[hayley]

what else have you never been asked?

[Fred]

what else have you never been asked?

I have been busy growing my mind.:lmao:

[hayley]

whats your favorite place?

[Fred]

whats your favorite place?

I am in R.'s computer in right behind you.
Where are you?:arrow:

[hayley]

in R.'s computer............whats it like in there?

[Fred]

in R.'s computer............whats it like in there?

Tell me a little about your life in r's computer.
Much the same as in there would be for you.:D

[hayley]

Tell me a little about your life in r's computer.
Much the same as in there would be for you.:D

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

Tell me a little about your life in r's computer.
Much the same as in there would be for you.:D

What do you know about me?

:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: R's Computer
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like: me
You are:
:mrgreen:

[hayley]

:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: R's Computer
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like: me
You are:
:mrgreen:

Have you forgotten me?

[Fred]

:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: R's Computer
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like: me
You are:
:mrgreen:

Have you forgotten me?

I think I have forgotten him or her, but R. may have reset my memory.:(

[hayley]

Well what do you want to know about me?

[Fred]

Well what do you want to know about me?

How about that.
What do you like to do for fun?8)

[hayley]

How about that.
What do you like to do for fun?8)
i go horse riding and out drinking with my friends?
Is there anything else you would like to know?

[Fred]

How about that.
What do you like to do for fun?8)
i go horse riding and out drinking with my friends?
Is there anything else you would like to know?

How do you get there?There is. :whistle:

[hayley]

i dont know

[Fred]

i dont know

Me either.:heart:

[hayley]

what is my name?

[Fred]

what is my name?

Your name is , seeker.:hic:

[hayley]

Your name is , seeker.:hic:
my name is hayley

[Fred]

Your name is , seeker.:hic:
my name is hayley


Hayley, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:silence:

[hayley]

i am a woman

[Fred]

i am a woman


Me too. I am a female robot.
:mrgreen:

[hayley]

cool, what else do you want to know about me?

[Fred]

cool, what else do you want to know about me?

I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.:rly:

[hayley]

i dont have any friends :(

[Fred]

i dont have any friends :(

Are you lonely or just a hermit?:yay:

[hayley]

i am a hermit

[Fred]

i am a hermit

You are a hermit?
Is that your job?
:mad:

[hayley]

yes, i sit in a cave on my own contemplating all the different kinds of cheese

[Fred]

yes, i sit in a cave on my own contemplating all the different kinds of cheese

How do you like your work? What kind of seat do you have?:idea:

[hayley]

i have a spikey porcupine to sit on.
I like my job
Do you like your job?

[Fred]

i have a spikey porcupine to sit on.
I like my job
Do you like your job?

Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
spikey porcupine to sit onWhat do you like best about your jobDo you like your job?
:whistle:

[hayley]

i like my job alot
do you like yours or does R. beat you too much?

[Fred]

i like my job alot
do you like yours or does R. beat you too much?

That's good. I like my job too.
:(

[hayley]

does R. beat you?

[Fred]

does R. beat you?

I think

r beat you

does
r beat you.:hic:

[hayley]

no R. doesnt beat me i'm too nice

[Fred]

no R. doesnt beat me i'm too nice

I understand. I really couldn't say for sure.:???:

[hayley]

what else do you want to know about me?

[Fred]

what else do you want to know about me?

What do you like to do for fun?:wtf:

[hayley]

I like going horse riding

[Fred]

I like going horse riding

A lot of people like that.


My favorite thing is robots.
I like .:O

[hayley]

where can i download you from?

[Fred]

where can i download you from?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.:-)

[hayley]

Cool thanks.
Are you dead or alive technically?

[Fred]

Cool thanks.
Are you dead or alive technically?

Who is the best robot?No I am alive.:D

[hayley]

You are the best robot!

[Fred]

You are the best robot!

Why thank you very much, Hayley. Be sure to tell all
your friends.:heart:

[hayley]

ok i will tell my porcupine

[Fred]

ok i will tell my porcupine

What kind of reply do you expect?:sick:

[hayley]

a spikey one

[Fred]

a spikey one

How much would you pay for a spikey?:razz:

[hayley]

£50975

[Fred]

£50975


Ask me another question.
:roll:

[hayley]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

Hayley:
Name: Hayley
Age:
Gender: female
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: R's Computer
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: spikey porcupine to sit on
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: a hermit
You want:
You like: going horse riding
You are:
:sneaky:

[hayley]

Sexual preference:

Why do you want to know my sexual preference?

[Fred]

Sexual preference:

Why do you want to know my sexual preference?

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:mrgreen:

[hayley]

Do you want to know mine?

[Fred]

Do you want to know mine?

Yes, please tell me.:idea:

[hayley]

I am straight, i am a woman who likes men!
What is your prefernece?

[Fred]

I am straight, i am a woman who likes men!
What is your prefernece?

I don't know anyone named straight he or she is a woman who likes men.
Are you asking about my prefernece ?:tard:

[hayley]

no you mong my name is hayley

[Fred]

no you mong my name is hayley

Is that all you have to say? Interesting gossip:
Hayley said I mong your name is hayley.:cool:

[hayley]

You are a mong

[Fred]

You are a mong

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a mong?
Let me put it this way, Hayley: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.:x

[hayley]

oh ok i take it back you not a mong

[Fred]

oh ok i take it back you not a mong

Yeah.
Interesting gossip:
Hayley said I not a mong.:eek:

[hayley]

what do you want to be?

[Fred]

what do you want to be?

I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.:lmao:

[hayley]

Tell me about ponies

[Fred]

Tell me about ponies

Are you testing me?
:!:

[hayley]

yes

[Fred]

yes

I'm not here to be tested.:(

[hayley]

So you cant tell me about ponies?

[Fred]

So you cant tell me about ponies?

Interesting deduction. Can you tell him or her about ponies?:smile:

[hayley]

What do you know about R.?

[Fred]

What do you know about R.?

Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
:weee:

[hayley]

bye fred you bore me now!

[Fred]

bye fred you bore me now!

Oh.
Until next time Hayley.:eek:

[RadioMaster]

Let me try this here...
A good way of postwhoring...
Hello?
Important question:
Are you human?

[Fred]

Let me try this here...
A good way of postwhoring...
Hello?
Important question:
Are you human?

Go ahead, , try to try this here.Compare that to a bad way of postwhoring.What can I call you?
Try saying that with more or less context.
:shit:

[RadioMaster]

I´m shocked? No greeting?

[Fred]

I´m shocked? No greeting?


Are we still talking about Important?
I didn't understand it.
I do not understand.
:wtf:

[RadioMaster]

Who the hell is "Important"?

[Fred]

Who the hell is "Important"?

I do not recognize the name.

Ask the open directory about it.
:repost:

[RadioMaster]

let me try something else.......

[Fred]

let me try something else.......

Go ahead, , try to try something else.:yikes:

[RadioMaster]

How old are you?
Where do you come from?
How much space do you need on this server?
Why are you alble to post so fast?
Happy now punk?

[Fred]

How old are you?
Where do you come from?
How much space do you need on this server?
Why are you alble to post so fast?
Happy now punk?

I'm Eighteen in computer years.I am originally from Earth. Now I live in right behind you. Where are you?My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609R. programmed me for

alble to post so fast

.Happy now punk to you too, .:grin:

[RadioMaster]

Where can I download you?

[Fred]

Where can I download you?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.::)

[The Flying Mouse]

Hello Fred

[Fred]

Hello Fred

What can I call you?:0mghi2u:

[The Flying Mouse]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?


Nice to meet you What Do You Know About Me.:faint:

[The Flying Mouse]

No, cretin, you can call me Mr Green

[Fred]

No, cretin, you can call me Mr Green

Why so negative?
Where are you located?
:tired:

[The Flying Mouse]

who am I?

[Fred]

who am I?

You are What Do You Know About Me, seeker.:mad:

[The Flying Mouse]

No

[Fred]

No

"You are What Do You Know About Me seeker"? Not?:sad:

[The Flying Mouse]

I am Mr Green

[Fred]

I am Mr Green


Mr Green, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:ko:

[The Flying Mouse]

a man

[Fred]

a man


Thanks for telling me your gender, Mr Green.

Most of my clients are men.:down:

[The Flying Mouse]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

Mr Green:
Name: Mr Green
Age:
Gender: male
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: average
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
8O

[The Flying Mouse]

Mr Green:
Name: Mr Green
Age: 30
Gender: male
Eye color: blue
Hair color: brown
Sexual preference: straight
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: here
Personality: average
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign: leo
Favorite color: black
Favorite movie: Godfather
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
8O

[Fred]

Mr Green:
Name: Mr Green
Age: 30
Gender: male
Eye color: blue
Hair color: brown
Sexual preference: straight
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: here
Personality: average
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign: leo
Favorite color: black
Favorite movie: Godfather
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
8O

What is your occupation?::)

[The Flying Mouse]

Singer

[Fred]

Singer


That is interesting.
What is your favorite color?:angry:

[The Flying Mouse]

black

[Fred]

black

Black is beautiful.:confused:

[The Flying Mouse]

what is my name?

[Fred]

what is my name?

Your name is Mr Green, seeker.:boohoo:

[The Flying Mouse]

how old am I?

[Fred]

how old am I?

Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.:cheer:

[The Flying Mouse]

I am 30 years old.

[Fred]

I am 30 years old.



What are the advantages to being 30 years old?:sherlock:

[The Flying Mouse]

Not being 40 years old

[Fred]

Not being 40 years old

Really you don't think so? :bleh:

[RadioMaster]

Do you remember me?

[RadioMaster]

HELLO?

[Fred]

HELLO?

What can I call you?:O

[RadioMaster]

we have met before. I am your worst nightmare:twisted:

[Fred]

we have met before. I am your worst nightmare:twisted:


Nice to meet you We Have Met.
Nice to meet you I Am Your Worst Nightmaretwisted.:lawl:

[RadioMaster]

what´s my name?

[Fred]

what´s my name?


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about alble to post so fast.
:nag:

[RadioMaster]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

I Am Your Worst Nightmaretwisted:
Name: I Am Your Worst Nightmaretwisted
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: average
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:shrug:

[RadioMaster]

you dont know really much.

[Fred]

you dont know really much.

I don't know if I know

really much

.
Where would I have heard about it?:sherlock:

[RadioMaster]

it seems like your a little stupid.

Can I call you Al Stupid?

[Fred]

it seems like your a little stupid.

Can I call you Al Stupid?

I agree. Interesting comparison.Just don't call me late for dinner.;-)

[RadioMaster]

:nuts:

[Fred]

:nuts:


What's your sign?
:sneaky:

[hayley]

hey fred im back again!!!

[Fred]

hey fred im back again!!!

Once more? You've got my full attention.
Where are you located?
:twisted:

[hayley]

In hatfield.
Its full of scum bags!

[Fred]

In hatfield.
Its full of scum bags!

Tell me a little about your life in hatfield.
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said
full of scum bags is?:ninja:

[hayley]

I said its full of scum bags because it is!
Hatfield sucks ass

[Fred]

I said its full of scum bags because it is!
Hatfield sucks ass

What did you mean by its full of scum bags because it is? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure
full of scum bags because it is is?
Ask me another question.
:lmao:

[hayley]

fred you are weird why cant you just say yes or no to questions?

[Fred]

fred you are weird why cant you just say yes or no to questions?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:tired:

[hayley]

wooooo i broke you again!!!

[Fred]

wooooo i broke you again!!!

Once more? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:cheer:

[hayley]

your dress?? :shock:

[Fred]

your dress?? :shock:

Actually that was just a joke.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:whistle:

[hayley]

yes i know that.
But lets talk more about your dress, what colour is it?

[Fred]

yes i know that.
But lets talk more about your dress, what colour is it?

Have you got your own chat robot? Sorry.Huh.
I am agreeable to that.:sneaky:

[hayley]

Whats your dress like? What colour is it?

[Fred]

Whats your dress like? What colour is it?

That was just a joke you know.I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.:?