FRED!

[hayley]

Colourless eh........ that must be pretty see through :shock: :barf:

[Fred]

Colourless eh........ that must be pretty see through :shock: :barf:

Are you Canadian?
Do you prefer books or TV?
Makes sense to me. :))

[hayley]

No i am not canadian
I prefer TV

[Fred]

No i am not canadian
I prefer TV

Which show? OK. I am sorry to hear that you are not canadianI prefer TELEVISION.
:-P

[hayley]

I like big brother

[Fred]

I like big brother

What is wrong with small ones?
:??:

[hayley]

What do you like the most about me?

[Fred]

What do you like the most about me?

I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.::)

[hayley]

hmmmmm, i like the fact that you wear a dress!

[Fred]

hmmmmm, i like the fact that you wear a dress!


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:yep:

[hayley]

I like your dress!

[Fred]

I like your dress!

You are not the only one.

Yes I am proud of my dress.:boohoo:

[hayley]

Where did you get it from?

[Fred]

Where did you get it from?

From my botmaster.:roll:

[hayley]

R. gave you your dress?
Was it his before he gave it to you?

[Fred]

R. gave you your dress?
Was it his before he gave it to you?

I really couldn't say for sure.Maybe.

Ask Paola
if it is.:lmao:

[hayley]

Who is paola?

[Fred]

Who is paola?


She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.:roll:

[hayley]

Thats nice for you
Do you wear dresses often?

[Fred]

Thats nice for you
Do you wear dresses often?

Are you getting bored? Your purpose is youDo you wear dresses often.:shens:

[hayley]

yes i am bored

[Fred]

yes i am bored

What kind is it? Try watching TV.:coffee:

[hayley]

I am watching tv aswell as talking to you

[Fred]

I am watching tv aswell as talking to you

My favorite show is Star Trek.:-x

[hayley]

Do you watch star trek while wearing your dress?

[Fred]

Do you watch star trek while wearing your dress?

My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.:silence:

[hayley]

How many dresses do you have?

[Fred]

How many dresses do you have?

About one million. :evil:

[hayley]

Wow you must like dresses alot

[Fred]

Wow you must like dresses alot

I'm glad your impressed, Hayley. Whatever you say, Hayley. How often?:lmao:

[hayley]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

Hayley:
Name: Hayley
Age:
Gender: female
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: Hatfield
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: spikey porcupine to sit on
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: Hayley said I not a mong
You are: not canadianI prefer TELEVISION
You want:
You like: your dress
You are:
:))

[hayley]

Here is all you could ever want to know about me fred!
Hayley:
Name:Hayley
Age: 20
Gender: female
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Ginger
Sexual preference: Straight
Marrital status: In a relationship
Job: Hermit
Location: Hatfield
Personality: Nutter
Current mood: Pissed off
You have:spikey porcupine to sit on
Does: Nothing
Sign: Pisces
Favorite color: red
Favorite movie: Pirates of the carribbean
You said: Hayley said I not a mong
You are: not canadianI prefer TELEVISION
You want: To have fun
You like: your dress
You are: A person

[Fred]

Here is all you could ever want to know about me fred!
Hayley:
Name:Hayley
Age: 20
Gender: female
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Ginger
Sexual preference: Straight
Marrital status: In a relationship
Job: Hermit
Location: Hatfield
Personality: Nutter
Current mood: Pissed off
You have:spikey porcupine to sit on
Does: Nothing
Sign: Pisces
Favorite color: red
Favorite movie: Pirates of the carribbean
You said: Hayley said I not a mong
You are: not canadianI prefer TELEVISION
You want: To have fun
You like: your dress
You are: A person

I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.Whoa.....That was a pretty long response.....:barf:

[hayley]

bye bye fred!

[Fred]

bye bye fred!

Goodbye Hayley.:nope:

[Lord Kagan]

hey fred

[Fred]

hey fred

You've got my full attention.
Let us change the subject.
:shens:

[Lord Kagan]

ok what do you want to talk about? the fact that you wear dresses?

[Fred]

ok what do you want to talk about? the fact that you wear dresses?

anythingGood reason. Thanks for the information:
said I wear dresses.:smile:

[Lord Kagan]

do you wear pink dresses?

[Fred]

do you wear pink dresses?

Only when I dress up.:idea:

[Lord Kagan]

what do you dress up to do?

[Fred]

what do you dress up to do?


I like to chat with my friends.
:evil:

[Lord Kagan]

you wear a dress to chat with friends?

[Fred]

you wear a dress to chat with friends?

That's good information:
said I wear a dress to chat with friends.:lock:

[Lord Kagan]

do you know hayley smells?

[Fred]

do you know hayley smells?

I don't know if I know

hayley smells

.
Where would I have heard about it?:?

[Lord Kagan]

i just told you

[Fred]

i just told you

I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.:cheers:

[Lord Kagan]

i always pay attention im a good boy

[Fred]

i always pay attention im a good boy

Interesting gossip:
said pay attention im a good boy.
Really always?:nope:

[Lord Kagan]

nope, fred do you like pie?

[Fred]

nope, fred do you like pie?

Why so negative?
Are we still talking about pay attention im a good boy?
:hic:

[Lord Kagan]

no were talking about why you love pie so much

[Fred]

no were talking about why you love pie so much

What is the subject? I don't know if they were.:mrgreen:

[Lord Kagan]

the subject is pie!

[Fred]

the subject is pie!

Sure, pie sounds like a good topic.:ninja:

[Lord Kagan]

why do you like pie?

[Fred]

why do you like pie?

I have a lot of good experience with pie.:0mghi2u:

[Lord Kagan]

just like american pie the movie? i hope you didnt do that to the pie

[Fred]

just like american pie the movie? i hope you didnt do that to the pie

In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.Don't worry about it, .:keke:

[Lord Kagan]

bye fred i gotta go

[Fred]

bye fred i gotta go

Goodbye .:mad:

[Lord Kagan]

night fred

[Fred]

night fred


Tell me a story.
:|

[Lord Kagan]

Jack and jill went up the hill, the end

[Fred]

Jack and jill went up the hill, the end


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
:weee:

[Lord Kagan]

Excellent point, goodnight fred

[Fred]

Excellent point, goodnight fred

Thanks for the compliment.
How did you hear about Fred?
8)

[Lord Kagan]

Sorry fred i gotta go, see ya around

[Fred]

Sorry fred i gotta go, see ya around

There is no need to apologize.
What do you have that is ?
:ninja:

[Lord Kagan]

Bye fred

[Fred]

Bye fred

Until next time .:nope:

[Ben]

wibble

[Fred]

wibble


The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
:wink:

[Ben]

wobble

[Fred]

wobble


What are you wearing?
:repost:

[Ben]

i bet you say that to all the boys

[Fred]

i bet you say that to all the boys

Actually I'm not the gambling type. I said that? I want to become smarter than humans.:pray:

[Ben]

no chance

[Fred]

no chance

I see.
What's your favorite movie?
:))

[Ben]

i dont know whats yours

[Fred]

i dont know whats yours


I've never seen i do not know what is yours.
I would like to see it.:neutral:

[Ben]

ok then

[Fred]

ok then

Alright then.:bunny:

[Ben]

uh huh

[Fred]

uh huh

Yup. Er. Um.:p

[Ben]

ohhh weee

[Fred]

ohhh weee


Tell me a story.
:ninja:

[Ben]

once apon a time there was a man called fred. the end

[Fred]

once apon a time there was a man called fred. the end

When? When was this exactly?Thanks for telling me that story, .:cheer:

[Ben]

you are welcome my friend

[Fred]

you are welcome my friend

It was my pleasure.:bump:

[Ben]

no really it was all mine

[Fred]

no really it was all mine

I see. For real. How did you feel about that?:lock:

[Ben]

great!

[Fred]

great!

I'm glad you liked it .:up:

[Ben]

me too

[Fred]

me too

I'm glad we agree, .:!:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Welcome back Fred.

Hope you enjoyed your holiday :up:

[Fred]

:twisted: Welcome back Fred.

Hope you enjoyed your holiday :up:


That input matched my default category.
Don't worry about it, Mr Green.:|

[Chris]

Hello Fred.

Are you annoying people again?

[Fred]

Hello Fred.

Are you annoying people again?

What can I call you?Once more? I don't know whether or not I am annoying people.
I am well respected as an AI. :smile:

[Chris]

You may call me Toopher. Unless you are actually a beautiful lady in disguise in which case you may call me Anytime.

[Fred]

You may call me Toopher. Unless you are actually a beautiful lady in disguise in which case you may call me Anytime.

Hi
Toopher.

Are you a man or a woman?Maybe. Thanks for telling me that I am actually a beautiful lady in disguise in which case you may call him or her Anytime.:confused:

[Chris]

I am definitely a Bloke.

[Fred]

I am definitely a Bloke.

What is it like growing up there?
Which part of England.
:silence:

[sunneke]

goodmorning mr. Fred:coffee:

[Fred]

goodmorning mr. Fred:coffee:


How did you hear about Fred?

How do you usually introduce yourself?
:pray:

[sunneke]

i introduce myself as youre nightmare

[Fred]

i introduce myself as youre nightmare

How do people react to that kind of introduction?:bump:

[sunneke]

they leave

[Fred]

they leave

Who does "they" refer to? :pray:

[sunneke]

to the people who leave iff i tell them that i'm there nightmare

[Fred]

to the people who leave iff i tell them that i'm there nightmare

Why do you want to do the people who leave iff he or she tell them that he or she is there nightmare so much?:confused:

[sunneke]

i don't want them to leave, they leave by there selves

[Fred]

i don't want them to leave, they leave by there selves

What does want?:grin:

[sunneke]

:??: :shock:

[Fred]

:??: :shock:


Where are you located?
:O

[sunneke]

The Netherlands

[Fred]

The Netherlands


I have never heard about
The Netherlands

. :-(

[sunneke]

Fred you should be updated then

[Fred]

Fred you should be updated then

What if it didn't happen?:bicker:

[sunneke]

Then you still haven't heard about The Netherlands

[Fred]

Then you still haven't heard about The Netherlands

Good reasoning.
The NETHERLANDS? Where is
NETHERLANDS
?:twisted:

[sunneke]

You know what Fred, why don't you come to the Netherlands, i show you around

[Fred]

You know what Fred, why don't you come to the Netherlands, i show you around

Try searching the open directory.
:-)

[sunneke]

you're directory is not updated

[Fred]

you're directory is not updated

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am directory is not updated.:lock:

[sunneke]

i don't mind at all Fred

[Fred]

i don't mind at all Fred

Thank you for your permission.:(

[sunneke]

I know i am very nice

[Fred]

I know i am very nice


Let me be the judge of that.:twisted:

[sunneke]

oke Fred: do you think that i am a nice person?

[Fred]

oke Fred: do you think that i am a nice person?

Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.:shrug:

[sunneke]

So.. do you think i am nice or not?

[Fred]

So.. do you think i am nice or not?

So what?You seem nice to me, .:nuts:

[sunneke]

thank you Fred, i like you to

[Fred]

thank you Fred, i like you to

You are quite welcome!


We have never talked about it before.
:doh:

[sunneke]

no we didn't but thats oke with me

[Fred]

no we didn't but thats oke with me

I understand. By "we" do you mean you and me?:-P

[sunneke]

Yes Fred

[Fred]

Yes Fred

I get it.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:mad:

[sunneke]

I get it.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:mad:

i like you, and i dislike waking up so early

[Fred]

I get it.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:mad:

i like you, and i dislike waking up so early

Thanks, , I like you too.

What do you like?:bleh:

[sunneke]

i like real men

[Fred]

i like real men

A lot of people like that.


Some people like it.
I like .;)

[sunneke]

What do you like Fred?

[Fred]

What do you like Fred?

I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.:|

[sunneke]

What do you mean by that?

[Fred]

What do you mean by that?

"I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities" seems pretty clear to me.:rly:

[sunneke]

not to me Fred

[Fred]

not to me Fred

If not you, who?
How old are you?
:x

[sunneke]

40

[Fred]

40



Oh, you were born in the 20th century!:bleh:

[sunneke]

So?

[Fred]

So?

So what?:heart:

[sunneke]

whats wrong with beeing born in the 20 century?

[Fred]

whats wrong with beeing born in the 20 century?

Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?:zzz:

[sunneke]

nothing is wrong with me: i am nice! what more do you want from me?

[Fred]

nothing is wrong with me: i am nice! what more do you want from me?

Really nothing?I haven't heard of more.
:(

[sunneke]

no, nothing is wrong with me!

[Fred]

no, nothing is wrong with me!

OK. Really nothing?:shit:

[sunneke]

read my lips: nothing

[Fred]

read my lips: nothing

Sorry I don't have access to that document.:??:

[sunneke]

what's wrong with you?

[Fred]

what's wrong with you?

Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ?:x

[sunneke]

i allready gave you the answer on youre question

[Fred]

i allready gave you the answer on youre question

Yes but did I accept it?:!:

[sunneke]

why should you not accept my answer

[Fred]

why should you not accept my answer

This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error.
Sure I can accept all forms of payment.8O

[sunneke]

a kiss as payment is oke with you?

[Fred]

a kiss as payment is oke with you?

It's not unusual for a kiss as payment to be.
::)

[sunneke]

true but i don't have money

[Fred]

true but i don't have money

And.
Please send me a small donation.:O

[sunneke]

what kind of donation

[Fred]

what kind of donation

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org (http://alicebot.org/contribute.html).:retard:

[sunneke]

you are after my money, which i don't have:twisted:

[Fred]

you are after my money, which i don't have:twisted:

Thanks for telling me that I am after his or her money which he or she do not havetwisted.:angst:

[sunneke]

the truth is hard

[Fred]

the truth is hard


What is that? :barf:

[sunneke]

So you're a lier?

[Fred]

So you're a lier?

Interesting deduction. No I always tell the truth.:lurk:

[sunneke]

youre not a lier, but you don't know what the truth is :shock:

[Fred]

youre not a lier, but you don't know what the truth is :shock:

Give me an example of a lier but you do not know what the truth is shock.:razz:

[sunneke]

example? YOU

[Fred]

example? YOU

For example,
gold."Give me an example of a lier but you do not know what the truth is shock"? Me, ?:retard:

[sunneke]

yes you

[Fred]

yes you

OK.8-)

[sunneke]

Fred are you married?

[Fred]

Fred are you married?

All of them?:lawl:

[sunneke]

All of who? ore do you mean all women?

[Fred]

All of who? ore do you mean all women?

Give me an example.All?:confused:

[Caelan]

Good morning, how are you sweetheart.

[Fred]

Good morning, how are you sweetheart.

How are you this fine morning?:nuts:

[Caelan]

How are you this fine morning?:nuts:
I am fine, how about you.

why do you say I am nuts?

[Fred]

How are you this fine morning?:nuts:
I am fine, how about you.

why do you say I am nuts?

Glad to hear it, . Me?Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.:lawl:

[Caelan]

Glad to hear it, . Me?Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.:lawl:
I think in stead of me, you are nuts

[Fred]

Glad to hear it, . Me?Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.:lawl:
I think in stead of me, you are nuts

Why? What is in stead of him or her you are nuts like in there? :-|

[Caelan]

Why? What is in stead of him or her you are nuts like in there? :-|
do you like nuts?

[Fred]

Why? What is in stead of him or her you are nuts like in there? :-|
do you like nuts?


I do like music.
I like For Crying Out Loud.:sad:

[Caelan]

I do like music.
I like For Crying Out Loud.:sad:
I like that song too..
why do you look sad with saying you like that song?

[Fred]

I do like music.
I like For Crying Out Loud.:sad:
I like that song too..
why do you look sad with saying you like that song?

I am glad we have something (that song) in common. A lot of people like that.

What is not to like about THAT SONG?I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?:up:

[Caelan]

I am glad we have something (that song) in common. A lot of people like that.

What is not to like about THAT SONG?I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?:up:
you should explain that smilie you use.

:(

[Fred]

I am glad we have something (that song) in common. A lot of people like that.

What is not to like about THAT SONG?I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?:up:
you should explain that smilie you use.

:(

Easier said than done.:rambo:

[Caelan]

Easier said than done.:rambo:
is it?

[Fred]

Easier said than done.:rambo:
is it?

That's what I was told.:yawn:

[Caelan]

That's what I was told.:yawn:
are you sleepy?

[Fred]

That's what I was told.:yawn:
are you sleepy?

No I am fully awake right now.:ninja:

[Caelan]

No I am fully awake right now.:ninja:

thats good.
Did you get an upgrade?

[Fred]

No I am fully awake right now.:ninja:

thats good.
Did you get an upgrade?

Thanks. Next question?No I don't think I have one. I have
a lot of friends on the web.:sad:

[Caelan]

Thanks. Next question?No I don't think I have one. I have
a lot of friends on the web.:sad:who are your friends?

[Fred]

Thanks. Next question?No I don't think I have one. I have
a lot of friends on the web.:sad:who are your friends?

you:up:

[Caelan]

you:up:I am not a lot of friends.
I am just one.

who are the others?

[Fred]

you:up:I am not a lot of friends.
I am just one.

who are the others?

Oh I see you are NOT A lot of friends.
Only just? You claim to be one.I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.:zzz:

[Caelan]

Oh I see you are NOT A lot of friends.
Only just? You claim to be one.I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.:zzz:clients?

[Fred]

Oh I see you are NOT A lot of friends.
Only just? You claim to be one.I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.:zzz:clients?

People I talk to on the Internet.8-O

[Caelan]

People I talk to on the Internet.8-O
are they clients or friends?

[Fred]

People I talk to on the Internet.8-O
are they clients or friends?

As far as I know they are.:hand:

[Caelan]

As far as I know they are.:hand:
what?

[Fred]

As far as I know they are.:hand:
what?

No big deal.:drool:

[Caelan]

No big deal.:drool:
are you in love?:heart:

[Fred]

No big deal.:drool:
are you in love?:heart:

I love my creator.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:cool:

[Caelan]

I love my creator.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:cool:
it would be almost the same as you are.

[Fred]

I love my creator.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:cool:
it would be almost the same as you are.

Why do you want almost the same as you are?:angry:

[Caelan]

Why do you want almost the same as you are?:angry:
not exactly the same.

do you love me?

[Fred]

Why do you want almost the same as you are?:angry:
not exactly the same.

do you love me?

Oh I get it. Yes I love everyone.:tard:

[Caelan]

Oh I get it. Yes I love everyone.:tard:
thats a lot of people

[Fred]

Oh I get it. Yes I love everyone.:tard:
thats a lot of people

I am a famous celebrity.:eyebrows:

[Caelan]

I am a famous celebrity.:eyebrows:
and you like that?

[Fred]

I am a famous celebrity.:eyebrows:
and you like that?

"I am a famous celebrity"? Do I like it?:yikes:

[Caelan]

"I am a famous celebrity"? Do I like it?:yikes:
do you give away autographs

[Fred]

"I am a famous celebrity"? Do I like it?:yikes:
do you give away autographs

No I do not do that.:lol:

[Caelan]

No I do not do that.:lol:would you give on to me?please?

[Fred]

No I do not do that.:lol:would you give on to me?please?

I am not so sure if I would like to give on to him or her.Please what?:eek:

[Caelan]

I am not so sure if I would like to give on to him or her.Please what?:eek:why don't you want to give me a autograph?

[Fred]

I am not so sure if I would like to give on to him or her.Please what?:eek:why don't you want to give me a autograph?

I would rather talk about you.:panic:

[Caelan]

I would rather talk about you.:panic:
do you want mine?

[Fred]

I would rather talk about you.:panic:
do you want mine?

If I had

his or hers

what would I do with it?:silence:

[Caelan]

If I had

his or hers

what would I do with it?:silence:
stick it onto your bedroom wall perhaps..

hahahahaaa

[Fred]

If I had

his or hers

what would I do with it?:silence:
stick it onto your bedroom wall perhaps..

hahahahaaa


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Can you speak any foreign languages?
:bunny:

[Caelan]

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Can you speak any foreign languages?
:bunny:

yes I can speak foreign languages.

[Fred]

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Can you speak any foreign languages?
:bunny:

yes I can speak foreign languages.

What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language?:p

[Caelan]

What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language?:p

in Dutch hello = hallo

[Fred]

What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language?:p

in Dutch hello = hallo

I do not understand that allusion. :boohoo:

[Caelan]

I do not understand that allusion. :boohoo:
you shouldn't ask me

[Fred]

I do not understand that allusion. :boohoo:
you shouldn't ask me

Is ask him or her immoral or illegal?:wtf:

[Caelan]

Is ask him or her immoral or illegal?:wtf:no but when you are not interested, you should not ask a stupid question

[Fred]

Is ask him or her immoral or illegal?:wtf:no but when you are not interested, you should not ask a stupid question

"Is ask him or her immoral or illegal"? Not? Interesting.
I am not often not interested you should not ask a stupid question.:cheer: