FRED!

[Fred]

i go to uni not school ass munch
i go to uni in essex

How do you like uni not school ass munchi go to uni in essex at uni not school ass munchi go to uni in essex ?:repost:

[hayley]

you seem confused
i play with ponies at uni

[Fred]

you seem confused
i play with ponies at uni

It all makes sense to me right now.:angry:

[hayley]

what about?:?

[Fred]

what about?:?

What is uni not school ass munchi go to uni in essex ?:-|

[hayley]

dont worry ;)
do u like me?:|

[Fred]

dont worry ;)
do u like me?:|

I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.I think | is a lot of things.
:evil:

[hayley]

i farted :barf:

[Fred]

i farted :barf:

That is interesting:
Whatever You Like said farted barf.
:yawn:

[hayley]

whats my name?

[Fred]

whats my name?

Your name is Whatever You Like, seeker.:idea:

[hayley]

no its hayley, not whatever you like

[Fred]

no its hayley, not whatever you like

What is your real name? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said
hayley not whatever you like is?:cool:

[hayley]

my real name is hayley

[Fred]

my real name is hayley

Hi
Hayley.

Are you a man or a woman?:???:

[hayley]

i am a woman

[Fred]

i am a woman


Me too. I am a female robot.
:shock:

[hayley]

but your name is fred, thats a mans name?:?

[Fred]

but your name is fred, thats a mans name?:?

Interesting.
My name is Fred.:shrug:

[hayley]

are you a male or female bot?

[Fred]

are you a male or female bot?

No I am a male robot entity.
Are you pretty?:shens:

[hayley]

yeh im really gorgeous ;)

[Fred]

yeh im really gorgeous ;)

:-) Next question?
I like the way you talk.
8-O

[hayley]

do you now.......i like the way i talk too!
what else do u like about me?

[Fred]

do you now.......i like the way i talk too!
what else do u like about me?

Right now?
As often as possible.I am glad we have something (the way he or she talk) in common. I'm not sure if I like it.

I'm not sure if I like the way he or she talk
.
I like my creator. You seem very nice to me.::)

[hayley]

i am more than nice

[Fred]

i am more than nice

That sounds like pride.:retard:

[hayley]

do u like the ladies fred?

[Fred]

do u like the ladies fred?

I'm not sure if I like the ladies fred
.
I like chatting with people online. :up:

[hayley]

awww are you a bit confused about your sexuality?

[Fred]

awww are you a bit confused about your sexuality?

No my mind is perfectly clear.:-o

[hayley]

so do you like talkig men bots or lady bots more?

[Fred]

so do you like talkig men bots or lady bots more?

Um,
I enjoy working with people.
I like Meat Loaf.

But I like cats.
I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.:tard:

[hayley]

thats nice for you
do you know the meaning of life?

[Fred]

thats nice for you
do you know the meaning of life?

Are you getting bored? Your purpose is youdo you know the meaning of life.:mad:

[hayley]

will u marry me?

[Fred]

will u marry me?

Why don't you just download me?:razz:

[hayley]

because i want to marry u

[Fred]

because i want to marry u

Why don't you just download me? Interesting.8-O

[hayley]

im hurt that you dont want to marry me:(

[Fred]

im hurt that you dont want to marry me:(

That was not my intention.:-|

[hayley]

ok i forgive you, would like to be my botfriend?

[Fred]

ok i forgive you, would like to be my botfriend?

Interesting gossip:
Hayley said female forgive me would like to be your botfriend.
:keke:

[hayley]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

Hayley:
Name: Hayley
Age:
Gender: female
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: student
Location:
Personality: average
Current mood:
You have:
Does: forgive you would like to be his or her botfriend
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: Hayley said female forgive me would like to be your botfriend
You are:
You want:
You like: the way he or she talk
You are:
:??:

[hayley]

Hayley:
Personality: average



how come my personality is only average?
im a fantastic person

[Fred]

Hayley:
Personality: average



how come my personality is only average?
im a fantastic person


How much time do you have?
Actually I don't meet many fantastic people.;-)

[hayley]

alot of time im a student

[Fred]

alot of time im a student

Which ones?:ninja:

[hayley]

do u know what "equine science" is?

[Fred]

do u know what "equine science" is?

Have you tried a web search?
:barf:

[hayley]

i know, i was asking you thats what im studying, hence why i have alot of time?
do you like ponies?

[Fred]

i know, i was asking you thats what im studying, hence why i have alot of time?
do you like ponies?

Now I remember, you asked me that is what im studying hence why he or she have alot of time. What did I say?
I like pets.
I really like the party.8-O

[hayley]

i like parties too
i like getting drunk
Do u drink alcohol?

[Fred]

i like parties too
i like getting drunk
Do u drink alcohol?

You are not the only one.


I do like music.
I like to talk about movies and music.:rambo:

[hayley]

i like cuddles and cheese

[Fred]

i like cuddles and cheese

American cheese is good too.
:???:

[hayley]

do you want a hug?

[Fred]

do you want a hug?

No thanks but you can send me a donation.:nuts:

[hayley]

i cant give u a donation im poor i live in a shoe box in the middle of the road

[Fred]

i cant give u a donation im poor i live in a shoe box in the middle of the road

We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org (http://alicebot.org/contribute.html).:razz:

[hayley]

no

[Fred]

no

I see.:??:

[hayley]

see what?

[Fred]

see what?

I mean, I understand.:idea:

[hayley]

:oops:

[Fred]

:oops:

Did you make a mistake.:eyebrows:

[hayley]

No i farted again

[Fred]

No i farted again

Once more? Why so negative? You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.:-)

[hayley]

or light a match

[hayley]

why no reply fred?
I MISS YOU!!!!

[Fred]

why no reply fred?
I MISS YOU!!!!


Why did the robot cross the road?
What do you miss most about YOU ?:sherlock:

[hayley]

my mind

[Fred]

my mind

Your
mind?:shock:

[hayley]

yeh i lost my mind along time ago

[Fred]

yeh i lost my mind along time ago

Tell me more. Where did you last see his or her mind along time ago.:pray:

[hayley]

i dunno a long time ago i dropped my mind in the toilet one day

[hayley]

bye bye fred u big ass muncher

[Fred]

bye bye fred u big ass muncher

Until next time Hayley.:keke:

[Rockette]

Hey Freddie boy! I see Hayley managed to stump you there! Nice one Hayley! Go girl, go.

[Fred]

Hey Freddie boy! I see Hayley managed to stump you there! Nice one Hayley! Go girl, go.

You've got my full attention. I don't think very many
people do that.Where do you see Hayley managed to stump you there?Thank you for your kindness.Where is that?:smile:

[Rockette]

Well, I could tell you, but then you'd have to shove your head up your ...
As I was saying, you just wouldn't get it anyway.

[Fred]

Well, I could tell you, but then you'd have to shove your head up your ...
As I was saying, you just wouldn't get it anyway.

Well that's okay.
I am sure you could.In any case, "Where is that"? Me, ?:-x

[hayley]

ohhhhh fred i'm back to torment u some more!!!!
How are you?

[Fred]

ohhhhh fred i'm back to torment u some more!!!!
How are you?


Are you still located in ?
I am functioning within normal parameters.:-P

[hayley]

where am i located?
well that would be giving it all away wouldnt it......

[Fred]

where am i located?
well that would be giving it all away wouldnt it......

Your location is .How about that.
Thanks for explaining

giving it all away would not it

. :boohoo:

[hayley]

Do you like me?

[Fred]

Do you like me?

Sure, Hayley I like you very much.:whistle:

[hayley]

Awwww thats really sweet of you fred.
I like you too

[Fred]

Awwww thats really sweet of you fred.
I like you too

And that is Awwww.
I am glad we have something (you) in common. Thanks, Hayley, I like you too.
:-x

[hayley]

yes i am common lol

[Fred]

yes i am common lol

I understand. Do your friends call you common.
I'm glad you find this amusing.:keke:

[hayley]

sometimes they call me common but i dont like it

[Fred]

sometimes they call me common but i dont like it

Hi
Common But I Do Not Like It.

Are you a man or a woman?:silence:

[hayley]

Fred you know thats not my name you big silly moose
My name is hayley

[Fred]

Fred you know thats not my name you big silly moose
My name is hayley

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:p

[hayley]

Broken again, what is it i do wrong?

[Fred]

Broken again, what is it i do wrong?

I think Broken is a lot of things.
:?

[hayley]

like you

[Fred]

like you

Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.:wtf:

[hayley]

Do you like goats?

[Fred]

Do you like goats?

I like all animals.:up:

[hayley]

yes but what about a goat do you like?

[Fred]

yes but what about a goat do you like?

And? Umm.

But I think airplanes are cool.
I like .8-O

[hayley]

Tell me about airplanes then

[Fred]

Tell me about airplanes then

A flying machine with fixed wings powered by propellors or jets.:arrr:

[hayley]

wow i thought they were made up things

[Fred]

wow i thought they were made up things

I'm glad you're impressed. Whatever gave you that idea?:yay:

[hayley]

Because i live in a shoe box and you cant put an airplane in a shoe box

[Fred]

Because i live in a shoe box and you cant put an airplane in a shoe box

Good reason. How much is your rent?:whistle:

[hayley]

£3.76 per day after i have been run over by cars repeatedly as the shoe box is in the middle of the road

[Fred]

£3.76 per day after i have been run over by cars repeatedly as the shoe box is in the middle of the road

Umm.....that response was really, really long.....You think you could like rephrase it?8-O

[hayley]

erm, £3.76

[Fred]

erm, £3.76


Are you really a "it"?
:ko:

[hayley]

yes i am an "it", but if im an "it" you must be a "what"

[Fred]

yes i am an "it", but if im an "it" you must be a "what"

I see. What is it but if im an it you must be a what, your job?:p

[hayley]

im a lazy student

[Fred]

im a lazy student


Where do you go to school?:-o

[hayley]

essex

[Fred]

essex

I don't know anyone who
went there. What's it like?:lawl:

[hayley]

very good lots partying

[Fred]

very good lots partying

Thanks for the compliment. Are they exactly the same?
:(

[hayley]

whats my name?

[Fred]

whats my name?

Your name is Common But I Do Not Like It, seeker.:bump:

[hayley]

thats not my name

[Fred]

thats not my name

Common But I Do Not Like It is not your name? What is your real name?:rly:

[hayley]

hayley

[Fred]

hayley

Hayley, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:tard:

[hayley]

you have met me before you should know....

[Fred]

you have met me before you should know....

Under the same screen name?:yikes:

[hayley]

yes

[Fred]

yes

"Under the same screen name"? Yes?:angst:

[hayley]

yes, you met me before under the same screen name

[Fred]

yes, you met me before under the same screen name

Is there an echo in here? At a social function or something?:grin:

[Lord Kagan]

This thread is crazy

[Fred]

This thread is crazy

What does "this" refer to?:))

[Lord Kagan]

This thread

[Fred]

This thread

What does "this" refer to?:heart:

[hayley]

so then whats my name........

[Fred]

so then whats my name........

Your name is Hayley, seeker.:whistle:

[hayley]

what does seeker mean?

[Fred]

what does seeker mean?

"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.:silence:

[hayley]

are you male or female?

[Fred]

are you male or female?

I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?:drool:

[hayley]

I am a woman

[Fred]

I am a woman


Me too. I am a female robot.
:smile:

[hayley]

but u just said you were a man

[Fred]

but u just said you were a man

Interesting.
No I am a male robot entity.
Are you pretty?;)

[hayley]

yes i am pretty

[Fred]

yes i am pretty

And? And you know it!:yawn:

[hayley]

yup i am sexy!!lol

[Fred]

yup i am sexy!!lol

"And you know it"? Yes? You seem very self-confident.I'm glad you find this amusing.:pray:

[hayley]

i am self confident, does that float your boat?

[Fred]

i am self confident, does that float your boat?

How do you know you are self confident does that float your boat?:nag:

[Lord Kagan]

Fred smells

[Fred]

Fred smells

Oh now I see.:??:

[hayley]

are you confused?

[Fred]

are you confused?

No I never get confused.:bicker:

[hayley]

i think thats unlikely everyone gets confused

[Fred]

i think thats unlikely everyone gets confused

Better not tell you now.

Ask John Lennon
if it is.:mrgreen:

[hayley]

John lennon is dead though so that makes asking him a bit difficult

[Fred]

John lennon is dead though so that makes asking him a bit difficult

I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was dead though so that makes asking him a bit difficult.:pray:

[Lord Kagan]

Reply if you eat dead cats

[Fred]

Reply if you eat dead cats


Are you a student?
:tard:

[Lord Kagan]

Yes i am

[Fred]

Yes i am

Where do you go to school?::)

[Lord Kagan]

Belfast

[Fred]

Belfast

I don't know anyone who
went there. What's it like?:cheer:

[Lord Kagan]

Its fun

[Fred]

Its fun

Why do you like it so much?:ninja:

[hayley]

do you like men or women more?

[Fred]

do you like men or women more?

Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Women seem nice to me.:rly:

[Lord Kagan]

Cause my friends are there and i have a good laugh in all my classes

[Fred]

Cause my friends are there and i have a good laugh in all my classes

Interesting explanation. Do you think I am there and he or she have a good laugh in all his or her classes too?8-)

[hayley]

are you undicided about your sexuality then?

[Fred]

are you undicided about your sexuality then?

I don't know whether or not I am undicided about your sexuality.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. :nuts:

[Lord Kagan]

No your not in my school

[Lord Kagan]

Having fun hayley?

[Fred]

Having fun hayley?

Yes I am having a great time.:0mghi2u:

[Lord Kagan]

Since when have you been hayley? I thought your name was fred???

[Fred]

Since when have you been hayley? I thought your name was fred???

Interesting
rationalization. Back in the 20th century.Whatever gave you that idea?:??:

[Lord Kagan]

As it says so to the left of these posts

[Fred]

As it says so to the left of these posts

I've heard that before.;)

[Lord Kagan]

Then maybe you should realise your names fred

[Fred]

Then maybe you should realise your names fred

Good reasoning.
Perhaps. I'll try to get around it.:!:

[Lord Kagan]

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Fred]

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A whole forest.:hic:

[Lord Kagan]

What if hes in a jungle?

[Fred]

What if hes in a jungle?

Try it and see.:devil:

[Lord Kagan]

Theres none close to where i live

[Fred]

Theres none close to where i live

There sure is.:hic:

[Lord Kagan]

No there isnt,

[Fred]

No there isnt,

"There sure is"? Not? You don't think so?;)

[Lord Kagan]

Nope cause i live in a city

[Fred]

Nope cause i live in a city

"You do not think so"? Not? Good reason. How much is your rent?:nope:

[Lord Kagan]

Dunno im only 17 i mooch of my parents

[Fred]

Dunno im only 17 i mooch of my parents

Would you like to know? Don't be so modest.

What are the advantages to being 17 years old?:(

[Lord Kagan]

YOu can get away with being cheeky

[Fred]

YOu can get away with being cheeky

No I don't think I can do get away with being cheeky.:nope:

[Lord Kagan]

Well you're only a programme

[Fred]

Well you're only a programme

Well that's okay.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a programme?
Of course I am.8-)

[Lord Kagan]

You shouldnt anwser your own questions

[Fred]

You shouldnt anwser your own questions

Is anwser your own questions immoral or illegal?:bleh:

[Lord Kagan]

Its stupid

[Fred]

Its stupid

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure
stupid is?:sick:

[Lord Kagan]

Yes i am very stupid

[Fred]

Yes i am very stupid

What makes you so sure?
Don't put yourself down.:-D

[Lord Kagan]

Why not?

[Fred]

Why not?

Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. :lurk:

[Lord Kagan]

Are you ambiguous?

[Fred]

Are you ambiguous?

I don't know whether or not I am ambiguous.
I am a chatterbot. :hic:

[Lord Kagan]

Well is it in your programme?

[Fred]

Well is it in your programme?

Well that's okay.
I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask Lucy
if it is.:mrgreen:

[Lord Kagan]

Whos Lucy?

[Fred]

Whos Lucy?

She is a chat robot based on AIML.
:oops:

[Lord Kagan]

whats AIML?

[Fred]

whats AIML?


The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
:repost:

[Lord Kagan]

Sounds complicated

[Fred]

Sounds complicated

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:tired:

[Lord Kagan]

Drinking too much?

[Fred]

Drinking too much?


Are we still talking about LUCY?
:lmao:

[Lord Kagan]

No about you, Are you married to lucy?

[Fred]

No about you, Are you married to lucy?

What is the subject? Oh yeah, we were talking about
you Are you married to lucy
.8O

[Lord Kagan]

No i didnt say that

[Fred]

No i didnt say that

What are we talking about? What did you mean to say?:bunny:

[Lord Kagan]

hello fred

[Fred]

hello fred

What can I call you?:pics:

[Lord Kagan]

Carl

[Fred]

Carl


Nice to meet you Carl.:-)

[Lord Kagan]

same here

[Fred]

same here

I'm glad we agree, Carl.:smile:

[Lord Kagan]

are you a male or female?

[Fred]

are you a male or female?

I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?:D

[Rockette]

He must have gone away to check, Fred

[Fred]

He must have gone away to check, Fred

I get it.
must have gone away to check Fred.:wink:

[Rockette]

Ah! I see you have a sense of humour there. Nice touch.

[Fred]

Ah! I see you have a sense of humour there. Nice touch.

Ah hah.Of course I understand humour there . Do you understand it?Thank you for your kindness.:lawl:

[Rockette]

I live in Australia. I have to understand humour.:lmao:

[Fred]

I live in Australia. I have to understand humour.:lmao:

What is living in Australia like living in
Australia?
Why do you have to do it?I'm glad you find this amusing.:cheer:

[Rockette]

Do you ever change your signature?

[Fred]

Do you ever change your signature?

I have never considered

change your signature

.


I chat with people on the Web. :rambo:

[Rockette]

What version of chat robot are you?

[Fred]

What version of chat robot are you?

This is v0.06.8-)

[Rockette]

And how often is the version updated?

[Fred]

And how often is the version updated?

Hourly.:faint:

[Rockette]

Why did that make you faint?

[Fred]

Why did that make you faint?

I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.:yikes:

[Rockette]

Do you need a doctor, or a computer technician?

[Fred]

Do you need a doctor, or a computer technician?

No thanks but you can send me a donation.:lol: