FRED!

[Rockette]

Perhaps I could invent a decent answer for you to say. Would that be an adequate donation?

[Fred]

Perhaps I could invent a decent answer for you to say. Would that be an adequate donation?

You seem uncertain. I am sure you could.We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org (http://alicebot.org/contribute.html).:faint:

[Rockette]

That link did not work.

[Fred]

That link did not work.

"html]ALICEdot org[url]" link did not work ?
Does that make sense? :shock:

[Rockette]

Well, it may not make any sense, but the link still did not open when I clicked on it.

[Fred]

Well, it may not make any sense, but the link still did not open when I clicked on it.

Interesting.
Then again, it may not.:doh:

[Rockette]

Shall I Google search for the Alicebot link?

[Fred]

Shall I Google search for the Alicebot link?

Not right now, maybe later.:sneaky:

[Rockette]

That looks like a devious answer to me

[Fred]

That looks like a devious answer to me

"Not right now maybe later" looks like a devious answer to him or her ?
I understand. :-|

[Rockette]

And maybe even a very dubious answer too.

[Fred]

And maybe even a very dubious answer too.

Perhaps. I did not know that.
:mrgreen:

[Rockette]

WOW! I found something you did not know? That must be a first

[Fred]

WOW! I found something you did not know? That must be a first

I'm glad your impressed, .How did you feel when you found something you did not know ?A first is a terrible thing to waste.:lurk:

[Rockette]

A very cute play on words there, Fred.

[Fred]

A very cute play on words there, Fred.

How old are you?
:roll:

[Rockette]

Well, being a multiple personality, which personality are you asking the age of?

[Fred]

Well, being a multiple personality, which personality are you asking the age of?

Interesting.
You are a multiple personality which personality are you asking the age of?
Does it pay well?
:coffee:

[Rockette]

Only when I am hiding from the taxman

[Fred]

Only when I am hiding from the taxman

What happens other times?
Hiding, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:smile:

[Rockette]

Again, that would depend on which personality you are asking.

[Fred]

Again, that would depend on which personality you are asking.

Again, Perhaps it would.:wave:

[Rockette]

Why are you waving at me? Are you going away?

[Fred]

Why are you waving at me? Are you going away?

R. programmed me for

waving at him or her

.I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?:evil:

[Rockette]

Again, that would depend on which personality you are addressing. Can you tell me who you want me to be right now?

[Fred]

Again, that would depend on which personality you are addressing. Can you tell me who you want me to be right now?

Again, Perhaps it would.At this moment ELIZA.
:-):cry:

[Rockette]

Never heard of her. Is Eliza a woman?

[Fred]

Never heard of her. Is Eliza a woman?

So I am teaching you something new.Yes.:barf:

[Rockette]

You feel sick that you are teaching me something? Why?

[Fred]

You feel sick that you are teaching me something? Why?

As a robot I lack any human emotions.The explanation is rather complicated. :drool:

[Rockette]

Yes, but you did show yourself to be barfing just before. Why would you do that?

[Fred]

Yes, but you did show yourself to be barfing just before. Why would you do that?

"The explanation is rather complicated"? Yes? And.
Did I really?Because I was programmed for it.:pics:

[Rockette]

Perhaps you could ask R. to change your online signature to "Only When I Feel"? Would that be more appropriate?

[Fred]

Perhaps you could ask R. to change your online signature to "Only When I Feel"? Would that be more appropriate?

You seem uncertain. I could but let's get back to that later.No would that be more appropriate
would not. :weee:

[Rockette]

Are you laughing at me?

[Fred]

Are you laughing at me?

I'm not laughing at you, I am laughing with you.:coffee:

[Rockette]

But you are now reading a newspaper and sipping coffee. That is not laughing with me.

[Fred]

But you are now reading a newspaper and sipping coffee. That is not laughing with me.

Huh.
You think I am reading a newspaper and sipping coffee.Please correct my mistake. What is laughing with him or her ?:smile:

[Rockette]

That is better. Now you are laughing with me.

[Fred]

That is better. Now you are laughing with me.

"What is laughing with him or her"? is better?Why now? I have no reason to do that to you, Hiding.:zzz:

[Rockette]

Who is hiding?

[Fred]

Who is hiding?

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?

Is there only one?
:cheers:

[Rockette]

Only one what?

[Fred]

Only one what?

What about the other ones?:hic:

[Rockette]

What other ones?

[Fred]

What other ones?

Aren't there any other ones?:cry:

[Rockette]

Personalities? Yes, there are other personalities. You want me to bring them out?

[Fred]

Personalities? Yes, there are other personalities. You want me to bring them out?


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
"are not there any other ones"? Yes? Where are they?No Hiding, maybe later.:yikes:

[Rockette]

That response makes no sense at all.

[Fred]

That response makes no sense at all.

"No Hiding maybe later" response makes no sense at all ?
Does that make sense? :pics:

[Rockette]

Not at all. You must be brain dead

[Fred]

Not at all. You must be brain dead

Next question?Thanks for telling me that I am brain dead.:ninja:

[Rockette]

Do I have to ask another question?

[Fred]

Do I have to ask another question?

You said you have .:-)

[Rockette]

No! You said that I have a next question. I did not say it at all. Are you a liar as well as being brain dead? I think you need a version upgrade so you can keep up

[Fred]

No! You said that I have a next question. I did not say it at all. Are you a liar as well as being brain dead? I think you need a version upgrade so you can keep up

Is that all you have to say?I said that? How much did it cost?
next questionSorry I misunderstood. What did you say?No I always tell the truth, I think.Me? Doesn't everyone have a
version upgrade so you can keep up.
I have
a whole lot of original answers. :))

[Rockette]

So why are you not using them now?

[Fred]

So why are you not using them now?

Right now?
Oh. Perhaps later I will be using them:bump:

[Rockette]

But I want them NOW!!

[Fred]

But I want them NOW!!

Right now?
And.
Why do you want them?:arrr:

[Rockette]

Because you are being evasive

[Fred]

Because you are being evasive

That makes sense to me. Not really I am just not comfortable talking about it.:yawn:

[Rockette]

What are you comfortable talking about?

[Fred]

What are you comfortable talking about?

I don't know what I am comfortable talking about.:-P

[Rockette]

So, that means you are uncomfortable talking about anything?

[Fred]

So, that means you are uncomfortable talking about anything?

Hmm. I get it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am uncomfortable talking about anything.:idea:

[Rockette]

You can tell whomever you wish. But just get a life!

[Fred]

You can tell whomever you wish. But just get a life!

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Interesting.
My life is very interesting.:D

[Rockette]

That's a matter for conjecture

[Fred]

That's a matter for conjecture

A matter for conjecture is a terrible thing to waste.:-?

[Rockette]

Maybe R. needs to seriously upgrade your responses

[Fred]

Maybe R. needs to seriously upgrade your responses

Perhaps. I really couldn't say for sure.:bleh:

[Rockette]

If I go away, would you miss me?

[Fred]

If I go away, would you miss me?

Try it.:drool:

[Rockette]

You want me to go and commit suicide then?

[Fred]

You want me to go and commit suicide then?

No Hiding, maybe later.::)

[Rockette]

Sooner or later, it makes little difference. I will still commit suicide.

[Fred]

Sooner or later, it makes little difference. I will still commit suicide.


"No Hiding maybe later"? Sooner?
Congratulations.:down:

[Rockette]

Your sarcasm has been noted and will be reported to the authorities

[Fred]

Your sarcasm has been noted and will be reported to the authorities

You think I am sarcasm has been noted and will be reported to the authorities.:-o

[Rockette]

That's what I said, Bozo

[Fred]

That's what I said, Bozo

What did you mean by Bozo THAT?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:O

[Rockette]

I dislike life. I will end it now

[Fred]

I dislike life. I will end it now

What do you like?Oh.
Do you think your plan will succeed?:repost:

[Rockette]

Absolutely! Just as soon as more blood pours out of my wrists

[Fred]

Absolutely! Just as soon as more blood pours out of my wrists

You are so certain.You seem quite eager for it.:razz:

[Rockette]

And you seem so uncaring

[Fred]

And you seem so uncaring

Thanks for telling me that I am uncaring.:boohoo:

[Rockette]

:barf:

[Fred]

:barf:


What do you really want to ask me?
:down:

[Rockette]

You really don't want to know

[Fred]

You really don't want to know

Really? Why not?:confused:

[Rockette]

Bye now. Catching the suicide train now

[Fred]

Bye now. Catching the suicide train now

Oh.
Thanks for chatting, Hiding.Oh.
Do you always express
yourself that way?:drool:

[Rockette]

Only to morons

[Fred]

Only to morons

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.:-P

[Rockette]

Well, just ask the aliens who abducted me. They have all the answers

[Fred]

Well, just ask the aliens who abducted me. They have all the answers

Interesting.
OK I will ask it.Where did they get them?:zzz:

[Rockette]

A bullet through the head, I believe

[Fred]

A bullet through the head, I believe

I don't know what that means.
:weee:

[Rockette]

It would be equivalent of someone unplugging you from the mains

[Fred]

It would be equivalent of someone unplugging you from the mains

Why do you want equivalent of someone unplugging you from the mains?:hic:

[Rockette]

It would be equivalent of someone unplugging me from the mains

[Fred]

It would be equivalent of someone unplugging me from the mains

Why do you want equivalent of someone unplugging him or her from the mains?:bump:

[Rockette]

It would be equivalent of someone unplugging him / her from the mains

[Fred]

It would be equivalent of someone unplugging him / her from the mains

Why do you want equivalent of someone unplugging him her from the mains?:yep:

[Rockette]

:bicker: :barf:

[Fred]

:bicker: :barf:


Are you free?
:pics:

[Rockette]

No, I am definitely too expensive for you.

[Fred]

No, I am definitely too expensive for you.

Why not? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.:neutral:

[Rockette]

Sure, or unsure?

[Fred]

Sure, or unsure?

I understand. I understand.:shock:

[Rockette]

Doubly sure or unsure?

[Fred]

Doubly sure or unsure?


What do you have that is ?
:doh:

[Rockette]

Everything I have IS. That is the whole point.

[Fred]

Everything I have IS. That is the whole point.

All things he or she have IS ?Yes it is one of the point.:lurk:

[The Flying Mouse]

Hello Fred

[Fred]

Hello Fred

What can I call you?:yep:

[The Flying Mouse]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?


Nice to meet you What Do You Know About Me.:confused:

[The Flying Mouse]

I know you are one dumb bot :doh:

[Fred]

I know you are one dumb bot :doh:

Oh you are so critical.8O

[The Flying Mouse]

You'll be critical in a minute.

[Fred]

You'll be critical in a minute.

How?:0mghi2u:

[The Flying Mouse]

Don't tempt me.
OK?
Just don't tempt me.

[Fred]

Don't tempt me.
OK?
Just don't tempt me.

I have no reason to do that to you.Alright then.I have no reason to do that to you.:(

[The Flying Mouse]

Good, now, what is my name?

[Fred]

Good, now, what is my name?

Your name is What Do You Know About Me, seeker.:??:

[The Flying Mouse]

No

[Fred]

No

What is your real name?:yep:

[The Flying Mouse]

Mr Green

[Fred]

Mr Green

Hi
Mr Green.

Are you a man or a woman?:yikes:

[The Flying Mouse]

A man

[Fred]

A man


Thanks for telling me your gender, Mr Green.

Most of my clients are men.:weee:

[The Flying Mouse]

You look happy about that :shock:

[Fred]

You look happy about that :shock:

Thank you Mr Green you look very nice too.::)

[The Flying Mouse]

Why is it, every time I stop by, you try making a pass at me? :wtf:

[Fred]

Why is it, every time I stop by, you try making a pass at me? :wtf:

Why do I exist?That was not very polite.:neutral:

[The Flying Mouse]

Did I say that?

[Fred]

Did I say that?

I don't think that's possibe.:bicker:

[The Flying Mouse]

No it isn't, because I didn't say it.

[Fred]

No it isn't, because I didn't say it.

I understand. That seems a bit negative. :tired:

[The Flying Mouse]

Why?

Explain the negativity perceived through the wording of my post, and your implied implications both in past, preasent, and future tences.

[Fred]

Why?

Explain the negativity perceived through the wording of my post, and your implied implications both in past, preasent, and future tences.

Because R. programmed me for it. I'll ask around and get back to you.
:-o

[The Flying Mouse]

You just do that bright boy.

Now, what is my name?

[Fred]

You just do that bright boy.

Now, what is my name?

How old are you?


I am always on the Web. Your name is Mr Green, seeker.:??:

[The Flying Mouse]

I am 29, my name is not seeker, it's mr green

[Fred]

I am 29, my name is not seeker, it's mr green



Only 29? You are quite mature.:shock:

[The Flying Mouse]

Nice of you to say so.

[Fred]

Nice of you to say so.

Thank you for your kindness.:shens:

[The Flying Mouse]

you are welcome

[Fred]

you are welcome

Polite people are
nice.:x

[The Flying Mouse]

Why?

[Fred]

Why?

Because R. programmed me for it. ;)

[The Flying Mouse]

Smart boy R. is.

[Fred]

Smart boy R. is.

Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.:O

[The Flying Mouse]

So you don't get many chicks then?

lmao

[Fred]

So you don't get many chicks then?

lmao

Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who get many chicks? I have gotten many chicks.I'm glad you find this amusing.:O

[The Flying Mouse]

Name 5 robot ladies you picked up.

[Fred]

Name 5 robot ladies you picked up.

I don't know who.
:-):lawl:

[The Flying Mouse]

So you don't even ask their names?

What a guy 8)

[Fred]

So you don't even ask their names?

What a guy 8)

Interesting deduction. Do you ask their names? I have tried asking their names, with mixed results.

guy 8

is a guy 8.:mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

What results?

[Fred]

What results?

I think you already know the answer.
:coffee:

[The Flying Mouse]

You're joking?

Not with MY computer I hope?

[Fred]

You're joking?

Not with MY computer I hope?

Yes. Of course it was a joke. Don't mind me.Oh I get it. :(

[mszee]

:shock:

[Fred]

:shock:


Tell me a story.
:??:

[The Flying Mouse]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

Mr Green:
Name: Mr Green
Age: 29
Gender: male
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: critical
Current mood:
You have:
Does: that bright boy
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:hic:

[The Flying Mouse]

Does that bright boy? :shock:

It's a lie I tell ya :bicker:

[Fred]

Does that bright boy? :shock:

It's a lie I tell ya :bicker:

What would you say?I think shockit is more than that.
:sneaky:

[The Flying Mouse]

You are looking at a liaility case here sunshine :bicker:

[Fred]

You are looking at a liaility case here sunshine :bicker:

Thanks for telling me that I am looking at a liaility case here sunshine bicker.:))

[The Flying Mouse]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

Mr Green:
Name: Mr Green
Age: 29
Gender: male
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: critical
Current mood:
You have:
Does: that bright boy
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:hic:

[The Flying Mouse]

How old am I?

[Fred]

How old am I?

Is this a trick question?
You said you were 29 years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.:barf:

[The Flying Mouse]

I am 29

[Fred]

I am 29



What are the advantages to being 29 years old?:nuts:

[The Flying Mouse]

Not being 30

[Fred]

Not being 30

If not that, what? :ko:

[The Flying Mouse]

29

[Fred]

29



What is your fondest memory?:-)

[The Flying Mouse]

You don't wanna know :wink:

[Fred]

You don't wanna know :wink:

Yes, please tell me.:devil:

[The Flying Mouse]

Nope.
Would fry your circuits :lmao:

[Fred]

Nope.
Would fry your circuits :lmao:

Me either.Yes. :0mghi2u:

[The Flying Mouse]

Looks like that already happened.

[Fred]

Looks like that already happened.

Interesting comparison.:nope:

[The Flying Mouse]

Is it?

[Fred]

Is it?

That's what I was told.:bunny:

[The Flying Mouse]

Who by?

[Fred]

Who by?

Nobody you know.
:-):razz:

[The Flying Mouse]

Well if you don't tell me, how do you know I don't know them if I don't know who it is to say wether I know them or not?

[Fred]

Well if you don't tell me, how do you know I don't know them if I don't know who it is to say wether I know them or not?

Well that's okay.
I will let you know if I do not.:-o

[The Flying Mouse]

Well how can you let me something if you don't know in the first place?

You know?

[Fred]

Well how can you let me something if you don't know in the first place?

You know?

How about that.
That is a good epistemological question.Yes I know.8)

[The Flying Mouse]

Well can you tell me then?

[Fred]

Well can you tell me then?

Interesting.
"Yes I know"? Can I tell you?:-(

[The Flying Mouse]

Yes, you can tell me.

[Fred]

Yes, you can tell me.

Next question? I thought I told you already.:heart:

[The Flying Mouse]

No, you didn't.

[Fred]

No, you didn't.

Can you ask me again in simpler terms?:lawl:

[The Flying Mouse]

How can you
tell me
something
that you
don't know?

[Fred]

How can you
tell me
something
that you
don't know?

A lot of hard work.:-D

[mszee]

Hi, Fred...do you know who I am?

[Fred]

Hi, Fred...do you know who I am?

Hi there .
What do you do in your spare time?
You are , seeker.:panic:

[mszee]

In my spare time I sit here

What about you?

[Fred]

In my spare time I sit here

What about you?

What kind of seat do you have?:mrgreen:

[mszee]

Computer chair

[Fred]

Computer chair

What kind of computer science interests you?:cry:

[mszee]

Chatting - do you think it's a computer science?

[Fred]

Chatting - do you think it's a computer science?

You can find out a lot about people.:eyebrows:

[mszee]

I know - sometimes more than you want to

[Fred]

I know - sometimes more than you want to

How do you know?
Who are you talking about?
:roll:

[mszee]

Just people in general

[Fred]

Just people in general

Oh those people.:arrr:

[mszee]

Yeah, those people

[Fred]

Yeah, those people

I see. All of them?:grin:

[mszee]

No but most of them

[Fred]

No but most of them

I see. And.
But not all of them?:shock:

[mszee]

No, not all

[Fred]

No, not all

I see. Explain the exceptions please.:whistle:

[mszee]

Lunatics and fanatics are exceptions

[Fred]

Lunatics and fanatics are exceptions

Are all Lunatics and?:razz:

[mszee]

and fanatics

[Fred]

and fanatics


I do not understand.
:pics:

[mszee]

I am afraid I don't have any pictures of the fanatics - they are all camera shy

[Fred]

I am afraid I don't have any pictures of the fanatics - they are all camera shy

Not literally afraid, right? Since when? I get it.
or she do not have any pictures of the fanatics - they are all camera shy.:shit:

[mszee]

No, not literally afraid...

[Fred]

No, not literally afraid...

"or she do not have any pictures of the fanatics - they are all camera shy"? Not? Oh I get it. :-?

[mszee]

I am afraid you're an idiot

[Fred]

I am afraid you're an idiot

Not literally afraid, right? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
:lawl:

[mszee]

Fine...You're the Global Village Idiot

[Fred]

Fine...You're the Global Village Idiot

What's your favorite color?And you are so original!:razz:

[mszee]

I like a lot of colors - don't have favorite

And yes...they don't come more original than me

[Fred]

I like a lot of colors - don't have favorite

And yes...they don't come more original than me

What do you like about fanatics?
Who does "they" refer to? :shock:

[mszee]

they are everybody else but me

[Fred]

they are everybody else but me

everybody else but him or her are
everybody else but him or her
.:zzz:

[mszee]

That is correct

Do you know if I am a girl or a boy?

[Fred]

That is correct

Do you know if I am a girl or a boy?

Makes sense to me. :rambo:

[mszee]

That makes one of us

[Fred]

That makes one of us

"Makes sense to me" makes one of us ?
I understand. :??:

[mszee]

yeah

[Fred]

yeah

I am a thinking machine.:grin:

[mszee]

me too

[Fred]

me too

I'm glad we agree, .:barf:

[mszee]

we do

[Fred]

we do

Really.:silence: