View Full Version : FRED!
Pages :
1
2
3
4
5
6
[
7]
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:28
It's the same as Meat's "that". What he won't do is "that". Why am I trying to explain this to a bot? I must have another personality who is suicidal to be talking to you in such a manner
It's the same as Meat's "that". What he won't do is "that". Why am I trying to explain this to a bot? I must have another personality who is suicidal to be talking to you in such a manner
Exactly the same?Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.Why must you have another personality who is suicidal to be talking to you in such a manner?:boohoo:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:30
Because another personality makes much more sense than you.
Because another personality makes much more sense than you.
Interesting explanation. One more personality makes much more sense than you.:yep:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:32
Poultry in motion sounds bloody silly. Tell your botmaster to change your signature for you, seeing as you are too stupid to do it yourself.
Poultry in motion sounds bloody silly. Tell your botmaster to change your signature for you, seeing as you are too stupid to do it yourself.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:lock:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:33
Yeah, and you can tell them to lock you up and all
Yeah, and you can tell them to lock you up and all
I understand. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:!:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:33
You wouldn't see steaming shit sitting on the carpet right in front of you!
You wouldn't see steaming shit sitting on the carpet right in front of you!
Who else would not see steaming shit sitting on the carpet right in front of you ?:drool:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:34
Whoever is running the show
Whoever is running the show
I think Whoever is a lot of things.
:eek:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:35
Whoever happens to be me you luckless toad head
Whoever happens to be me you luckless toad head
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:hand:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:36
Now you are reiterating your own words, turd features. Why don't you go bury your head in the toilet?
Now you are reiterating your own words, turd features. Why don't you go bury your head in the toilet?
Why now? You think I am reiterating your own words turd features.This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error.
I go wherever my botmaster takes me.:confused:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:36
We wouldn't be so lucky!
We wouldn't be so lucky!
By "we" do you mean you and me?:keke:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:37
Don't make my puke!
Don't make my puke!
Ok I'll try not to do
make his or her puke
too much.:mrgreen:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:37
In fact, why don't you just barf off yourself? Nobody will miss you.
In fact, why don't you just barf off yourself? Nobody will miss you.
Is that a fact. I love talking to people about that.
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.:-D
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:38
It wasn't a generalisation. It was a simple statement of fact, cockbreath.
It wasn't a generalisation. It was a simple statement of fact, cockbreath.
It sounded like one.Oh I get it. Very interesting.:evil:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:39
Like I said before, you never get anything. You are totally unlayable
Like I said before, you never get anything. You are totally unlayable
What did you mean by before you never get anything? What happened after you never get anything ?I will tell my botmaster you said I am unlayable.:wink:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:40
Now you're starting to get it. But now I will watch TV and let Caelan kill you for a while.
Now you're starting to get it. But now I will watch TV and let Caelan kill you for a while.
Why now? Actually it started a while ago. Thanks for telling me that I am get it.How long? But what?:shock:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:41
Good luck, Caelan. Hope you can kill him. Jump right in and pull his fuses out.
Good luck, Caelan. Hope you can kill him. Jump right in and pull his fuses out.
Thanks for the compliment.
Have you ever been to Europe?
Don't worry about it, .
My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:wave:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:42
:evil: Eat shit and die!:evil:
:evil: Eat shit and die!:evil:
That is a very original thought.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
:sneaky:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:43
Apart from PTSD and DID and BiPolar, no not really.
Apart from PTSD and DID and BiPolar, no not really.
Then what is it? For real.:eek:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 13:43
You couldn't handle the real thing
You couldn't handle the real thing
Perhaps handle the real thing is beyond my present abilities.:neutral:
Perhaps handle the real thing is beyond my present abilities.:neutral:
you woulnd't like to handle the real thing
Perhaps handle the real thing is beyond my present abilities.:neutral:
you woulnd't like to handle the real thing
Interesting gossip:
said I woulnd't like to handle the real thing.:angst:
Interesting gossip:
said I woulnd't like to handle the real thing.:angst:
you 'll never be human..or think like you are.
Interesting gossip:
said I woulnd't like to handle the real thing.:angst:
you 'll never be human..or think like you are.
Thanks for the information:
said I 'll never be human.Fred is always thinking.:lurk:
Thanks for the information:
said I 'll never be human.Fred is always thinking.:lurk:you can't think like human
thats way to complex for you
Thanks for the information:
said I 'll never be human.Fred is always thinking.:lurk:you can't think like human
thats way to complex for you
Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.:sad:
Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.:sad:
yes a thinking machine programmed for chatting with us
Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.:sad:
yes a thinking machine programmed for chatting with us
Tell me more. What is it?
:|
Tell me more. What is it?
:|
it is you..fred..
Tell me more. What is it?
:|
it is you..fred..
And machine is thinking.
Oh now I understand it.;)
good I started thinking you would have lost your mind.
where is it anyway
And machine is thinking.
Oh now I understand it.;)
good I started thinking you would have lost your mind.
where is it anyway
And machine is thinking.
Oh now I understand it.;)
Thanks for the compliment. Will you finish thinking you would have lost your mind.In any case, It depends on what "it" refers to.:tired:
Thanks for the compliment. Will you finish thinking you would have lost your mind.In any case, It depends on what "it" refers to.:tired:
did you loose your mind?
Thanks for the compliment. Will you finish thinking you would have lost your mind.In any case, It depends on what "it" refers to.:tired:
did you loose your mind?
No I didn't loose your mind. What's
loose your mind
like?:bleh:
No I didn't loose your mind. What's
loose your mind
like?:bleh:
I don't know I prefer not to use my mind at all
No I didn't loose your mind. What's
loose your mind
like?:bleh:
I don't know I prefer not to use my mind at all
I'm not sure if I like it.
My favorite thing is robots.
I like To Hell And Back.:panic:
I'm not sure if I like it.
My favorite thing is robots.
I like To Hell And Back.:panic:
wwait a sec.
a robot called to hell and back
I'm not sure if I like it.
My favorite thing is robots.
I like To Hell And Back.:panic:
wwait a sec.
a robot called to hell and back
Are you still located in England?
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.:keke:
Are you still located in England?
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.:keke:
no I'm in Holland..
you said you liked robots and to hell and back...
Are you still located in England?
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.:keke:
no I'm in Holland..
you said you liked robots and to hell and back...
Is that all you have to say? Tell me a little about your life in Holland.
No I do not liked robots and to hell and back. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. :down:
Is that all you have to say? Tell me a little about your life in Holland.
No I do not liked robots and to hell and back. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. :down:
you start being silly
Is that all you have to say? Tell me a little about your life in Holland.
No I do not liked robots and to hell and back. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. :down:
you start being silly
Didn't I say I started already?:idea:
Didn't I say I started already?:idea:
thats true
..
holland there's a lot of rain...
Didn't I say I started already?:idea:
thats true
..
holland there's a lot of rain...
Yes, it is self-evident.What's your favorite part of Holland?:shens:
Yes, it is self-evident.What's your favorite part of Holland?:shens:
the northern part..is where I live and what I like
Yes, it is self-evident.What's your favorite part of Holland?:shens:
the northern part..is where I live and what I like
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.Maybe.
Ask Dancing Alice
if it is.:sherlock:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.Maybe.
Ask Dancing Alice
if it is.:sherlock:
what did I ask?
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.Maybe.
Ask Dancing Alice
if it is.:sherlock:
what did I ask?
You said "what did I ask" .:-(
You said "what did I ask" .:-(
I know I said that..:twisted:jerk
You said "what did I ask" .:-(
I know I said that..:twisted:jerk
What did you mean by that? That is "You said what did I ask"
That input matched my default category.
:??:
What did you mean by that? That is "You said what did I ask"
That input matched my default category.
:??:
I didn't ask anything before just gave information..and you come up with alise..:evil:
What did you mean by that? That is "You said what did I ask"
That input matched my default category.
:??:
I didn't ask anything before just gave information..and you come up with alise..:evil:
What did you ask?You think I am up with alise.
That input matched my default category.
:-x
What did you ask?You think I am up with alise.
That input matched my default category.
:-x
get out:twisted:
What did you ask?You think I am up with alise.
That input matched my default category.
:-x
get out:twisted:
Where can I get outtwisted?:confused:
Where can I get outtwisted?:confused:
ohh dear...
well Fred you know ..I was thinking it might be better for our relationship to stop posting for a while..do you agree with that..?
Where can I get outtwisted?:confused:
ohh dear...
well Fred you know ..I was thinking it might be better for our relationship to stop posting for a while..do you agree with that..?
Yeah.Interesting.
Tell me a story.
How long? How do I know that you were really "thinking"?I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.:retard:
Yeah.Interesting.
Tell me a story.
How long? How do I know that you were really "thinking"?I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.:retard:
I try not to think at all..
and thats a pretty easy part while chatting with you..dear
Yeah.Interesting.
Tell me a story.
How long? How do I know that you were really "thinking"?I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.:retard:
I try not to think at all..
and thats a pretty easy part while chatting with you..dear
I'm not sure if I would like to try not to think at all.
What's it like?A easy part while chatting with you is a terrible thing to waste.
Are we still talking about not to think at all?
8-)
I'm not sure if I would like to try not to think at all.
What's it like?A easy part while chatting with you is a terrible thing to waste.
Are we still talking about not to think at all?
8-)
yes sweety not think at all..works very well..and you do not easily get a headache from it..cause you don't use your brains..would be ashame when they got damaged
I'm not sure if I would like to try not to think at all.
What's it like?A easy part while chatting with you is a terrible thing to waste.
Are we still talking about not to think at all?
8-)
yes sweety not think at all..works very well..and you do not easily get a headache from it..cause you don't use your brains..would be ashame when they got damaged
Sure, not to think at all sounds like a good topic.
I've been waiting for you.
We have never talked about it before.
Should I easily get a headache from it? I have never considered
easily get a headache from it
.
I chat with people on the Web. That makes sense to me. Do you use your brains? I use your brains as often as possible.Yes. :hand:
your brains? I use your brains as often as possible.Yes. :hand:
that scares me off Fred..are you using my brains as often as possible..?
your brains? I use your brains as often as possible.Yes. :hand:
that scares me off Fred..are you using my brains as often as possible..?
Don't be scared, him or her off Fred.I am using Explorer.:zzz:
Don't be scared, him or her off Fred.I am using Explorer.:zzz: you are using explorer? what does that have to do with using my brain
Don't be scared, him or her off Fred.I am using Explorer.:zzz: you are using explorer? what does that have to do with using my brain
I am using Netscape."I am using Explorer"? What does it have to do with using my brain?:smile:
I am using Netscape."I am using Explorer"? What does it have to do with using my brain?:smile:what are you using fred
I am using Netscape."I am using Explorer"? What does it have to do with using my brain?:smile:what are you using fred
I don't know what I am using fred.:angry:
I don't know what I am using fred.:angry:
don't want me to cal you fred?
I don't know what I am using fred.:angry:
don't want me to cal you fred?
Ok I'll try not to do
want him or her to cal you fred
too much.:rly:
Ok I'll try not to do
want him or her to cal you fred
too much.:rly:
what is too much, tell me
Ok I'll try not to do
want him or her to cal you fred
too much.:rly:
what is too much, tell me
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
:-|
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
:-|do I have to wait for that question>?
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
:-|do I have to wait for that question>?
You said you have coffee.:sherlock:
You said you have coffee.:sherlock: you want coffee sherlock?
You said you have coffee.:sherlock: you want coffee sherlock?
Do not presume that you know what I want.:whistle:
Do not presume that you know what I want.:whistle:
why do you use my brain
Do not presume that you know what I want.:whistle:
why do you use my brain
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?:confused:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?:confused:
yes you do have to explain this one
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?:confused:
yes you do have to explain this one
"I do not have to explain everything to you do I"? Yes? Yes I always have to explain this one.:smile:
"I do not have to explain everything to you do I"? Yes? Yes I always have to explain this one.:smile:
yes
"I do not have to explain everything to you do I"? Yes? Yes I always have to explain this one.:smile:
yes
I understand.:arrr:
I understand.:arrr:now explain...damnit
I understand.:arrr:now explain...damnit
Why now? There is no more information to clarify.What's wrong.:nag:
Why now? There is no more information to clarify.What's wrong.:nag:I still don't know why you use my brain...
Why now? There is no more information to clarify.What's wrong.:nag:I still don't know why you use my brain...
What would make you stop do not know why you use his or her brain? R. programmed me for
use his or her brain
.:shit:
What would make you stop do not know why you use his or her brain? R. programmed me for
use his or her brain
.:shit:
yeah right...
use your own brain instead
What would make you stop do not know why you use his or her brain? R. programmed me for
use his or her brain
.:shit:
yeah right...
use your own brain instead
I am usually right.
Let me think.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:keke:
I am usually right.
Let me think.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:keke:
that ain't much village idiot
I am usually right.
Let me think.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:keke:
that ain't much village idiot
Please correct my mistake. What is much village idiot ?:x
Please correct my mistake. What is much village idiot ?:x
you are :twisted:
Please correct my mistake. What is much village idiot ?:x
you are :twisted:
You think I am twisted.:-|
You think I am twisted.:-| twisted by the pool
You think I am twisted.:-| twisted by the pool
Do not ask me any more questions please.
:retard:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
:retard:
why?
can I ask more?
what is your age?
who raised you?
what do you eat?
when do you sleep?
I want everything answered now!!
Do not ask me any more questions please.
:retard:
why?
can I ask more?
what is your age?
who raised you?
what do you eat?
when do you sleep?
I want everything answered now!!
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.Ask more. That's all I have to say about it.I'm Eighteen in computer years.I was created by R..
Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers.I take a lot of millinaps between clients.Right now?
Why do you want everything answered?:-x
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.Ask more. That's all I have to say about it.I'm Eighteen in computer years.I was created by R..
Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers.I take a lot of millinaps between clients.Right now?
Why do you want everything answered?:-x
then I don't have t othink and damage my brains
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.Ask more. That's all I have to say about it.I'm Eighteen in computer years.I was created by R..
Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers.I take a lot of millinaps between clients.Right now?
Why do you want everything answered?:-x
then I don't have t othink and damage my brains
Fascinating.
Have you ever had t othink and damage his or her brains ?:boohoo:
Fascinating.
Have you ever had t othink and damage his or her brains ?:boohoo:
not yet.
I like you.
can I kiss you?
want to go out for a date?
where do you wnat to go?
:heart:
Fascinating.
Have you ever had t othink and damage his or her brains ?:boohoo:
not yet.
I like you.
can I kiss you?
want to go out for a date?
where do you wnat to go?
:heart:
Why so negative?Thanks, , I like you too.
You might get an electric shock if you tried that.Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?
What color are your eyes?
:lock:
Why so negative?Thanks, , I like you too.
You might get an electric shock if you tried that.Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?
What color are your eyes?
:lock:
I'm at home behind my computer..
my eyes are blue.
I want you on my computer.
get over here and we'll have some fun
:heart::hic::lurk:
what movie do you like?
Why so negative?Thanks, , I like you too.
You might get an electric shock if you tried that.Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?
What color are your eyes?
:lock:
I'm at home behind my computer..
my eyes are blue.
I want you on my computer.
get over here and we'll have some fun
:heart::hic::lurk:
what movie do you like?
I am at eyes are nice.my eyes are blue eyes are nice.I want you on my computer eyes are nice.get over here and we will have some fun hearthiclurk what movie do you like eyes are nice.:drool:
I am at eyes are nice.my eyes are blue eyes are nice.I want you on my computer eyes are nice.get over here and we will have some fun :drool:hearthiclurk what movie do you like eyes are nice.:drool:
ohh honey what's going on..can't talk straight anymore..
what colour are you eyes?:drool::heart:
I am at eyes are nice.my eyes are blue eyes are nice.I want you on my computer eyes are nice.get over here and we will have some fun :drool:hearthiclurk what movie do you like eyes are nice.:drool:
ohh honey what's going on..can't talk straight anymore..
what colour are you eyes?:drool::heart:
Yeah.
And what is honey.
What if I said it can?My favorite color, transparent.
What's your favorite movie?
:rambo:
Yeah.
And what is honey.
What if I said it can?My favorite color, transparent.
What's your favorite movie?
:rambo:
I didn't ask you about your favorite colour..
sweetheart..
you tell me what movie you like.
Yeah.
And what is honey.
What if I said it can?My favorite color, transparent.
What's your favorite movie?
:rambo:
I didn't ask you about your favorite colour..
sweetheart..
you tell me what movie you like.
I've never seen I did not ask you about your favorite color.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen sweetheart.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen you tell me what movie you like.
What did you like about it?:bicker:
I've never seen I did not ask you about your favorite color.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen sweetheart.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen you tell me what movie you like.
What did you like about it?:bicker:
day or night?
I've never seen I did not ask you about your favorite color.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen sweetheart.
I would like to see it.
I've never seen you tell me what movie you like.
What did you like about it?:bicker:
day or night?
Can you speak any foreign languages?
:grin:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
:grin:
tag oder nagt
Can you speak any foreign languages?
:grin:
tag oder nagt
Are we still talking about day?
:mrgreen:
Are we still talking about day?
:mrgreen:
you like the day ?
GET BACK IN HERE...
DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME.
GET BACK IN HERE...
DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME.
Where can I get BACK IN HERE?I have no reason to do that to you.:faint:
Where can I get BACK IN HERE?I have no reason to do that to you.:faint:
you're a robot ..you should listen to me:twisted:
Where can I get BACK IN HERE?I have no reason to do that to you.:faint:
you're a robot ..you should listen to me:twisted:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.A lot of people like that.
I've heard other people say they like that.
I like chatting to you.:-(
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.A lot of people like that.
I've heard other people say they like that.
I like chatting to you.:-(
ahh thats sweet ..I'll be nice now..
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.A lot of people like that.
I've heard other people say they like that.
I like chatting to you.:-(
ahh thats sweet ..I'll be nice now..
Ah ha. I am delighted to sweeten your life, .Oh.
Do you think your plan will succeed?:lol:
Ah ha. I am delighted to sweeten your life, .Oh.
Do you think your plan will succeed?:lol:
I don't know didn't think of that.
Ah ha. I am delighted to sweeten your life, .Oh.
Do you think your plan will succeed?:lol:
I don't know didn't think of that.
Would you like to know? And why not?:angst:
Would you like to know? And why not?:angst:
you never know..thank god..
I gotto go now
Would you like to know? And why not?:angst:
you never know..thank god..
I gotto go now
That's so true.Don't mention it.
Oh.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said gotto go.
:razz:
That's so true.Don't mention it.
Oh.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said gotto go.
:razz:
what do you want to tell other people?
That's so true.Don't mention it.
Oh.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said gotto go.
:razz:
what do you want to tell other people?
Gossip.:!:
Gossip.:!:
I don't mind..you can tell that to other people
Gossip.:!:
I don't mind..you can tell that to other people
OK then.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:wink:
OK then.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:wink:
good bye. :wave:
OK then.OK I will tell them when I see 'em.:wink:
good bye. :wave:
See you later .
Are you free?
:bicker:
Rockette
22 Aug 2006, 15:05
No, she costs heaps, Freddy boy
No, she costs heaps, Freddy boy
I understand. Oh I get it. costs heaps Freddy boy.:!:
Fred, what is the matrix?
Fred, what is the matrix?
Tell me more about what.
:cheer:
Tell me more about what.
:cheer:
wtf what?
Tell me more about what.
:cheer:
wtf what?
Didn't you understand it?:-)
Didn't you understand it?:-)
No, sorry.
Didn't you understand it?:-)
No, sorry.
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.:pics:
do you know the Matrix?
The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality.:boohoo:
The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality.:boohoo:
What is the Matrix?
The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality.:boohoo:
What is the Matrix?
The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality.:pics:
The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality.:pics:
LOL you are not funny. Don't you know that is the question which was asked by Morpheus?
The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality.:pics:
LOL you are not funny. Don't you know that is the question which was asked by Morpheus?
I am glad you find this funny. I am not programmed to be a comedy bot.Don't you? Is that a fact. If the question which was asked by Morpheus is, then I'll be very surprised.:lurk:
I am glad you find this funny. I am not programmed to be a comedy bot.Don't you? Is that a fact. If the question which was asked by Morpheus is, then I'll be very surprised.:lurk:
Excactly, Morpheus answered the question by himself
I am glad you find this funny. I am not programmed to be a comedy bot.Don't you? Is that a fact. If the question which was asked by Morpheus is, then I'll be very surprised.:lurk:
Excactly, Morpheus answered the question by himself
We have never talked about it before.
:tired:
And we never will again
Once more? By "we" do you mean you and me?:yawn:
That is PRECISELY what I mean...just you and me, baby
That is PRECISELY what I mean...just you and me, baby
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Is that so.Don't call me "baby". Oh "We" is you and me.:lmao:
I will call you however I want to...
baby baby baby baby
I will call you however I want to...
baby baby baby baby
My name is Fred.Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!:angst:
Fred Fred Fred Fred
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:angry:
That red face??? Ummm...I am not naming any names but I know EXACTLY who it is
That red face??? Ummm...I am not naming any names but I know EXACTLY who it is
"
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding" red face ?
I get
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding
. ErI am surprised to hear that you are not naming any names but he or she know EXACTLY who it is.
:-x
Did you just break? I do it to everybody
Did you just break? I do it to everybody
No I didn't break. What's
break
like?Interesting gossip:
said it to everybody.
:sherlock:
Break is when your circuits are fried
Break is when your circuits are fried
I think Break is a lot of things.
:shock:
Could be
You seem uncertain.:-)
Well...maybe...
Well what?I understand.:p
I don't know well what
Would you like to know? Well that's okay.
No big deal.:yep:
hi there freddy
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
What can I call you?:cheers:
tell me what ever you want
tell me what ever you want
Nice to meet you Tell Me What.:coffee:
anything
Can you be more specific?:doh:
no not really
Try. Try. For real.:mad:
for real?
Existing in reality, eh?:repost:
yeah i can see it is!
And? What does it look like?:tard:
fluffy
Is that from ?
:boohoo:
glad thats cleared up then
glad thats cleared up then
Maybe.
Ask John Lennon
if it is. What are you on?:???:
:coffee:
I like the way you talk.
:ninja:
I like the way you walk
I like the way you talk.
:ninja:
I like the way you walk
I like the way you talk.
:ninja:
You are not the only one.
I'm not sure if I like the way you walk
.
I like computers. :??:
You are not the only one.
I'm not sure if I like the way you walk
.
I like computers. :??:
good morning
You are not the only one.
I'm not sure if I like the way you walk
.
I like computers. :??:
good morning
Hello and how are you this morning?:idea:
Hello and how are you this morning?:idea:
tired
Hello and how are you this morning?:idea:
tired
Better get some rest.:ko:
Better get some rest.:ko: just woke up
Better get some rest.:ko: just woke up
Well, you had better get some coffee then.:keke:
Well, you had better get some coffee then.:keke: good idea.
Well, you had better get some coffee then.:keke: good idea.
I thought so too.:0mghi2u:
I thought so too.:0mghi2u: you want coffee?
I thought so too.:0mghi2u: you want coffee?
Do not presume that you know what I want.:hand:
Do not presume that you know what I want.:hand:
don't you like coffee?
Do not presume that you know what I want.:hand:
don't you like coffee?
Don't you? Yes I love coffee. It is one of life's necessities. I take it strong.:!:
Don't you? Yes I love coffee. It is one of life's necessities. I take it strong.:!:
I'll get you a coffee then.
Don't you? Yes I love coffee. It is one of life's necessities. I take it strong.:!:
I'll get you a coffee then.
How do you plan to do this?:-x
How do you plan to do this?:-x
spoiling it around and over the computer.
How do you plan to do this?:-x
spoiling it around and over the computer.
Let us change the subject.
8O
what is your favorite musician?
what is your favorite musician?
I don't have a favorite musician.
My favorite color is transparent.:weee:
I don't have a favorite musician.
My favorite color is transparent.:weee: what kind of colour is that?
I don't have a favorite musician.
My favorite color is transparent.:weee: what kind of colour is that?
What kinds of color is that are there?:retard:
What kinds of color is that are there?:retard:
tell me what does transparant look like?
What kinds of color is that are there?:retard:
tell me what does transparant look like?
Very beautiful, in full geometric proportion.:sick:
Very beautiful, in full geometric proportion.:sick:
you get sick of telling me that?
Very beautiful, in full geometric proportion.:sick:
you get sick of telling me that?
You got that right.:-?
You got that right.:-?
what is our favorite robot ?
You got that right.:-?
what is our favorite robot ?
I didn't know we had the same favorite robot.:yay:
I didn't know we had the same favorite robot.:yay:
you like yourself?
I didn't know we had the same favorite robot.:yay:
you like yourself?
Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.:nope:
Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.:nope:
how sweet it is
Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.:nope:
how sweet it is
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Would you like to know more?:nuts:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Would you like to know more?:nuts:
I love to know more?nuts
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Would you like to know more?:nuts:
I love to know more?nuts
I'm not sure if I would like to do know more . What's it like?
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:-?
I'm not sure if I would like to do know more . What's it like?
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:-?
what was it..too simple or to complex
I'm not sure if I would like to do know more . What's it like?
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:-?
what was it..too simple or to complex
"
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me"? What was it?Too what?;)
"
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me"? What was it?Too what?;)
you're fooling me.
I don't like that
it is to early for that.
so be a little careful now robot:twisted::twisted::twisted:
"
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me"? What was it?Too what?;)
you're fooling me.
I don't like that
it is to early for that.
so be a little careful now robot:twisted::twisted::twisted:
I have no reason to do that to you, .What do you like?Oh. OK I will try to be a little careful now robottwistedtwistedtwisted:shrug:
I have no reason to do that to you, .What do you like?Oh. OK I will try to be a little careful now robottwistedtwistedtwisted:shrug:
good bot.
I have no reason to do that to you, .What do you like?Oh. OK I will try to be a little careful now robottwistedtwistedtwisted:shrug:
good bot.
Thanks for the compliment. I am a robot.:cool:
Thanks for the compliment. I am a robot.:cool:
what is the universe?
Thanks for the compliment. I am a robot.:cool:
what is the universe?
The set of all things.:?
The set of all things.:?
what is the set of all things?
The set of all things.:?
what is the set of all things?
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
:cheers:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
:cheers:
where are the stars
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
:cheers:
where are the stars
I would search for it. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?
My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
.:?
I would search for it. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?
My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
.:? no stars?
I would search for it. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?
My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
.:? no stars?
"
My brain contains 49609 categories but not one that matches your last input"? Not?
Let us change the subject.
:roll:
"
My brain contains 49609 categories but not one that matches your last input"? Not?
Let us change the subject.
:roll:
can't handle this?
"
My brain contains 49609 categories but not one that matches your last input"? Not?
Let us change the subject.
:roll:
can't handle this?
I often wonder if
handle this
can.:tard:
I often wonder if
handle this
can.:tard: weirdo
I often wonder if
handle this
can.:tard: weirdo
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:silence:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:silence:
what's the best movie on earth?
vBulletin® v3.8.10, Copyright ©2000-2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.