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mszee

24 Jul 2006, 15:53

Since we're now on the verge of big events happening...expectations are growing...impatience is showing...and we're all collectively holding our breath...

So...in order for us not to go blue while holding our breath...

Thought we need some fun to destruct us a bit and maybe make us laugh.

So I am proposing this...list here the dumbest lyrics you can think of and/or the silliest songs you've ever heard.

I shall start...

Black Lace by Agadoo:

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

L96

24 Jul 2006, 16:13

Does Bananaphone count? :evil:

mszee

24 Jul 2006, 16:17

Does Bananaphone count? :evil:

Yeah but you gotta quote...

L96

24 Jul 2006, 16:26

Ring ring, bananaphone?

:lol:

Chris

24 Jul 2006, 18:50

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don;t think that i can take it
It took me so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again....

mszee

24 Jul 2006, 18:56

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don;t think that i can take it
It took me so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again....

Oh my dear lord...is that MacArthur Park? How could I have forgotten THAT masterpiece???

JanT

24 Jul 2006, 19:34

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes

:shock:

mszee

24 Jul 2006, 19:37

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes

:shock:

Jan, I don't know this masterpiece...what is it and who is it?

JanT

24 Jul 2006, 19:42

Jan, I don't know this masterpiece...what is it and who is it?

Is called The Chicken Song and is by Spitting Image... spent 3 whole weeks at number one in 1986.

Here is a link to it's details. http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/no1/n0590.html

mszee

24 Jul 2006, 19:46

Is called The Chicken Song and is by Spitting Image... spent 3 whole weeks at number one in 1986.

Here is a link to it's details. http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/no1/n0590.html

Wow...do you think people listened to this with their fingers firmly stuck in their ears???

JanT

24 Jul 2006, 19:48

I actually bought it, and liked it, AND sang along to it. :oops:

hayley

24 Jul 2006, 19:50

I love tenacious D they are cool and the best for funny lyrics go and check out "explosivo" lol
"Climb apon my faithful steed,
Then we gonna ride gonna smoke some weed,
Climb apon my big-assed steed
and ride ride ride"

Now i dont want to offend anyone so the next one is hidden lol
Blink 182 "i wana f!?k a dog"
That song makes me laugh so much!!!
sorry if i offended anyone it was not meant!!

mszee

24 Jul 2006, 19:54

:oops: Sorry...

You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walking

Chris

24 Jul 2006, 20:35

I done a bit of smuggling
I've run my share of grass.
I made enough money
to buy Miami
but I p*ssed it away so fast.

mszee

24 Jul 2006, 20:38

The heat was hot.

America, "Horse With No Name"

P.S. Off-Topic - love your new signature...LOVED the lyrics to that song...

mszee

24 Jul 2006, 20:43

You like this and you know it
Caution, it's so explosive
Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion
Baby, come and get it
Let me give you what you need

Mariah Carey...eck

JanT

24 Jul 2006, 23:42

Big Jim was a worm
Was a great big worm
Was a great big beautiful ruddy red worm
Large n fat n just like a picture
Crossed with an eel and a boa constrictor
Fed him on whiskey which made him frisky
On pies an a pint or two

Big Jim - Fivepenny Piece

mszee

24 Jul 2006, 23:43

:lmao:

The Flying Mouse

25 Jul 2006, 01:16

:twisted: Except from a teeage opera - Grocer Jack.

Jack get up and get some fresh air, for Jesus Christ, get on your feet,
Without you, Jack, the town can't eat.
Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your bed,
come into town, don't let me down, oh no, no.
Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your bed,
go into town, don't let them down, oh no, no.

:nuts:

mszee

25 Jul 2006, 01:19

Hahahahahahaha

mszee

25 Jul 2006, 01:27

Jeanie

25 Jul 2006, 02:43

I guess that was the final straw,
I pulled a pistol from my wonder bra,
I shot em, dead (laugh) I shot em all,
And they found me in the bathroom stall,
And now i'm doin ten to life,
And I'll tell you one thing bubba,
Someday I'm gonna make someone in here, a hell of a wife

I Love... that song Mzee. LOL :D And if anyone is wondering.. it's the final verse from Alice Cooper's latest album "Dirty Diamonds" and the song is called "Jesse Jane". AC has such a wicked sense of humour on this album, I highly reccomend it, if you don't already have it. :D

J.

mszee

25 Jul 2006, 03:16

I Love... that song Mzee. LOL :D And if anyone is wondering.. it's the final verse from Alice Cooper's latest album "Dirty Diamonds" and the song is called "Jesse Jane". AC has such a wicked sense of humour on this album, I highly reccomend it, if you don't already have it. :D

J.

I know who it was...but still think it's funny taken out of context

Jeanie

25 Jul 2006, 04:00

In context or out.. it's a riot. :))

J.

mszee

25 Jul 2006, 05:20

There's just something about you
that gets me in a twist
and somtimes I think that cupid
is just taking the p*ss

Another gem...

L96

25 Jul 2006, 09:42

The entire Cows With Guns - Dr Demento

So strange it's hilarious. Deliberately, I believe.

needmoremeat

25 Jul 2006, 12:33

To the tune of "American Pie"

Oh my, my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later
Now he's just a small fry.
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "soon i'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

From Weird Al Yankovic's "Anakin Guy"

mszee

25 Jul 2006, 16:00

Hypnobabe

25 Jul 2006, 17:29

From Goldie Lookin' Chain's Your mother's got a p*nis

I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.