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mszee
05 Oct 2006, 15:02
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE DEMO!!!

Credit goes to Allrevvedup...

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.


Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:


http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

The Flying Mouse
05 Oct 2006, 16:02
:twisted: :lmao:

Brilliant :mrgreen:

Lord Kagan
05 Oct 2006, 19:39
Beer has dangers?! :shock:

R.
05 Oct 2006, 20:30
University of Waterloo scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn't drive.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary. :lawl:

mszee
05 Oct 2006, 20:33
They have forgotten one fact...all of them turned lesbians...

R.
05 Oct 2006, 20:34
How to properly open a bottle of beer ...

6QAE9crPHOYkuZVL7I1NRgJL-iYhq55Bw:))

SW31
05 Oct 2006, 20:36
most excellant

MeatGrl1
05 Oct 2006, 20:37
How to properly open a bottle of beer ...

6QAE9crPHOYkuZVL7I1NRgJL-iYhq55Bw:))

:lmao: !!!!!!!!!!

SW31
05 Oct 2006, 20:41
would like to see aproach 2 done at rah

The Flying Mouse
05 Oct 2006, 21:50
would like to see aproach 2 done at rah

:twisted: Yep.

EN MASSE :mrgreen:

In the meantime, more findings............



http://www.nearlygood.com/video/ninecoronas.html

Benny
05 Oct 2006, 21:50
:lol:

MeatGrl1
05 Oct 2006, 23:04
:twisted: Yep.

EN MASSE :mrgreen:

In the meantime, more findings............



http://www.nearlygood.com/video/ninecoronas.html

:lmao:

Random but highly amusing !!!

Lord Kagan
06 Oct 2006, 00:08
:D good thread :lmao:

mszee
06 Oct 2006, 01:01
:twisted: Yep.

EN MASSE :mrgreen:

In the meantime, more findings............



http://www.nearlygood.com/video/ninecoronas.html

Neil...thanks for remembering my beer of choice!!!

Cheers, mate!!!

:cheers: